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Kinetsu Hayabusa - a real Ninja
2008-04-07 22:42:00
Kinetsu Hayabusa is the famous Ninja martial artist of the known clan of the FUN-NEE clan. Watch the following videos to understand what makes a ninja stealth from eyes.Ninjutsu sometimes used interchangeably with the term ninp?, is the martial arts practiced by the shinobi (also commonly known (outside of Japan) as the ninja).The main character nin is composed of two lesser characters, the upper meaning ?blade?, the lower meaning ?heart? or ?spirit?. Together they mean ?stealth? and ?secretness,? as well as ?endurance? and ?perseverance?. Jutsu means ?true?, ?technique?. P? meaning ?knowledge?, ?principle? when found with the prefix ?nin? carries the meaning of ninja arts, higher order of ninjutsu. Although the popular view is that ninjutsu is the art of secrecy or stealth, actual practitioners consider it to mean the art of enduring - enduring all of life's hardships.(Source: Wikipedia)
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Escape from the house - adventure flash game
2008-03-13 09:56:00
I was sent this flash quiz and i must admit that the author of it, did an absolutely terrific job. I strongly encourage you to email the author if you manage to solve this puzzle.The purpose of this game is to find all objects that will assist you in getting out of the house. It requires some imagination and your strong attention in every detail. I loved it! And i solved it. If you feel frustrated, trying to solve it please leave a message and i will post the solution a.s.a.p.I personally felt like Indiana Jones here. I loved the mystery and the background music.Enjoy :)
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Alexander Graham Bell telephony invention
2008-03-03 21:16:00
Celebrating the Alexander Graham Bell 's birthday (3 March 1847 ? 2 August 1922), we dedicate the following jokes in his memory :Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?""Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."One night, Jim and Betty were fast asleep when all of a sudden the phone rings. Jim wakens and goes to answer it. "How the heck should I know, that's a thousand miles away!!" he shouts out loud into the phone and then slams down the receiver."Who was that?" asks Betty."I have no idea, Lena, "...
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For the birds - short comic video by Pixar
2008-02-17 22:52:00
I love Pixar . Each and every video from those guys is a masterpiece. I really am a fan of their creations and i cannot hide it.So here it is. One of the best short comic videos i've ever seen.I really enjoyed it. I promise you will too.
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January 1 TCP/IP celebration joke
2008-01-02 08:43:00
The following joke is dedicated to the celebration of the birthday of internet in January 1, 1983. In the early 1970's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) gave birth to the Internet Protocol. In 1975, two TCP/IP communication tests were carried out between Stanford University and the University College of London (UCL). In November 1977, three network TCP/IP tests were conducted between the United States, United Kingdom and Norway. Between 1978 and 1983, several other TCP/IP prototypes have been developed at many research centers. The total changeover to TCP/IP from the ARPANET was held on January 1, 1983In memory of that day, we dedicate the following joke :A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?"Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor.""That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?"Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman.""Thank you, Amy" sa...
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Weather man VS cockroach
2007-12-22 15:39:00
Someone had the idea of throwing a cockroach in the studio. The weather man came on the set and a happy acquaintance took place ;)Very funny. Enjoy :)
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Divorced Barbie doll takes all
2007-11-26 20:45:00
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:-"How much is that new Barbie in the window?"The Manager replied:-"Which one do you like? We have"Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95,"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Nightclub" for $19.95 and"Divorced Barbie" for $375.00 ....- "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?",the father interrupted...The store manager replied:"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
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Seriously strange questions
2007-11-26 20:39:00
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? 4. Can you cry under water? 5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sitaround all day? 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? 7. Do fish ever get thirsty? 8. Can you get cornered in a round room? 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?11. What should one call a male ladybird? 12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? 13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you ...
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Best waterpark with the coolest waterpark prank ever
2007-10-28 12:38:00
This video is hillarious. It's guaranteed "laugh burst"!
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Naked lady gone wild
2007-10-28 12:29:00
A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.""Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.""I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.""Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table."You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.""I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
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American Idol best moments - Simon Cowell splashes
2007-10-09 22:33:00
Simon gets splashed by contestantand here the splashes continue with an attempt from Ryan
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This cat is snoring
2007-09-18 18:48:00
Cutest cat around spotted! Video captured one of the cat's nap moments.Turn on the volume to hear her snore!!
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Attack of the blondes
2007-08-08 08:35:00
I did the mistake and watched this video during lunch and i almost choked while having a glass of water. I knew there were blond men out there, i've written about them in the past but in a more fictional way.Ladies and gentlemen, i present you : Blond men, the video.Enjoy :-)
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Dancing web page
2007-08-01 22:23:00
Hey, are you drunk or what?Before you answer just select/copy/paste the following piece of javascript, on your browser's address bar, press ENTER and then ask yourselves again!javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++} setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
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Fat kid getting scared
2007-08-01 22:14:00
Watch the car closely and you'll laugh with that fat kid.I am sure you will recognise it afterwards :-)Requires sound!Disclaimer: Not for the fainthearted. You have been warned!
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Mentos and Diet Coke experiment from the founders - How to make a fountain
2007-08-01 20:57:00
That's another "digg it" video. A must-see from the founders of the Mentos -Diet Coke effect. After this invention, the internet has changed dramatically.Moms, Bros and roommates... watch out! There's a camera and a bottle of diet coke for you ;-)
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Amazing skater plays music while slaloming
2007-07-30 20:52:00
This is amazing. You have never seen something like this before! This guy does a slalom , while slightly passing nearby the road bottles, music is produced. Well you have to take a look at it!
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Gaki no Tsukai - Do not laugh!
2007-05-30 23:40:00
Now for those who don't know already about this game, it was played in Japan. The players are not supposed to laugh with what is taking place. If they laugh, they get spanked once at their bottoms.This video is a part of the whole series found here:http://donotlaugh-highschool.blogspo t.comand will crack you up!If you wish to see this video clip with english subs, you can click hereLaugh ing is guaranteed here!
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Microsoft on-line tech support service
2007-05-09 07:06:00
Somebody once got an especially helpful reply to a question he asked on Microsoft 's on-line tech support service. He wrote back to thank them for a complete and concise reply, and said how much he appreciated it. The next day he had a response: "We are looking into the problem and will contact you with a solution as soon as possible."
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Hot Tip
2007-05-05 13:56:00
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ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
2007-05-03 23:03:00
Actual newspaper headlines found in the daily press.Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says Iraqi head seeks arms Stud tires out Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over Soviet virgin lands short of goal again British left waffles on Falkland Islands Eye drops off shelf Teacher strikes idle kids Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead Squad helps dog bite victim Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66 Enraged cow injures farmer with ax Plane too close to ground, crash probe told Miners refuse to work after death Juvenile court to try shooting defendant Stolen painting found by tree Two soviet ships collide, one dies 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years Never withhold herpes infection from loved one Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84 War dims hope for peace If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while Cold wave linked to temperatures
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Henry Ford VS Von Neumann
2007-04-30 22:12:00
Henry Ford had ordered a dynamo for one of his plants. The dynamo didn't work, and not even the manufacturers could figure out why. A Ford employee told his boss that Von Neuman n was "the smartest man in America," so Ford called Von Neumann and asked him to come out and take a look at the dynamo.Von Neumann came, looked at the schematics, walked around the dynamo,then took out a pencil.He marked a line on the outside casing and said, "If you'll go in an cut the coil here, the dynamo will work fine."They cut the coil, and the dynamo did work fine.Ford then told Von Neumann to send him a bill for the work. Von Neumann sent Ford a bill for $5,000.Ford was astounded -- $5,000 was a lot in the 1950s -- and asked Von Neumann for an itemized account.Here's what he submitted: Drawing a line with the pencil: $ 1 Knowing where to draw the line with the pencil: $4,999 Ford paid the bill.
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Crocodile dundee away on vacation
2007-04-28 17:35:00
Dear neighbour,i will be off for the weekend and i was wondering if you could do me a favour and feed "spot" while i'm away. I left food in my fridge. Don't worry 'bout cooking. Spot likes his meat raw.ThanksYour neighbour,John "Dundee " Smith
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Newest software update for the well known office suite.
2007-04-28 17:26:00
This notification was received by email. Hurry up and download now ;p
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Gorilla prank at the zoo
2007-04-21 13:34:00
When i saw this funny video, i laughed my lol out!! Thought i should share. Enjoy :-)
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No game kid
2007-04-19 20:55:00
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.- "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left."- "None", replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away".- "Well the answer is four", said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking".Little Johnny says, "I have a question
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Why did the chicken...errr
2007-04-19 20:41:00
- Why did the Gum cross the road?? - Because it was stuck to the chicken!!!
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Books you will never find in a book store
2007-04-16 22:45:00
You will never find these books in a book store (either used or new :-p)- 124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth - A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending - A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses - A List Of People Who Mean Well - A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas - Backpacking For Shut-ins - Caring For the Seated - Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened - Cooking With Heat -
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Pilot joke : The two rules of flight
2007-04-12 00:28:00
(This was an intercepted conversation between two pilots : a rookie and a senior pilot while trying to catch up with my Las Vegas - Nevada flight)Rule #1 : Captain is always right.Rule #2 : If Captain is wrong ... see Rule #1
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Sleezy day dream : Sex and The GirL
2007-04-12 00:16:00
I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and we had the greatest steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the *greatest* sex ever, it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't exactly invite me back to her place, I sort of followed her home to her apartment. To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se, but we came very close. You see we
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