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"I might have given him a fry and my pickles if he had
2007-01-16 15:00:01
"I might have given him a fry and my pickles if he had stayed in the water. But he wanted everything. Too bad for him." The mind-twisting drama unfolded in a small Belle Glade, Fla. park adjoining the Sunshine State's famed "river of grass" -- the gatorinfested Everglades. The blubbery beauty and several members of her so-called "Grub Club" were enjoying one of their weekly cookouts when she laid a paper plate with her food on it on the ground while she retrieved a medicine ball that a fat friend tossed in her direction. "After I picked up the ball and turned back around I could see the gator out of the corner of my eye," recalls the spunky girl. "He was about 20 feet to the west of my plate, and I was about 20 feet to the north. I remember thinking, 'You green bastard -- don't you even THINK about eating my burger.' "But what did he do? He went for it anyway. I knew right then that I was gonna have to kill him." And try to ...
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Police defend shooting strategy by Abdul AzzizSenior police
2007-01-16 15:00:01
Police defend shooting strategy by Abdul AzzizSenior police chiefs today decided there was "nothing wrong" with the strategy they use to deal with shooting innocent people.The Association of Chief Police Officers president, Sir Gordon Bennett, revealed that it was the 'only way' to deal with the threat of suicide bombers. "If they realise we're as mad as they are then maybe they'll think twice," he said."If anyone's going to randomly kill people in Britain then better it be our own Police Force than some foreign group with a Turban.and Bath towel""If ten, a hundred, a thousand innocent people have to die to possibly deter just one terrorist, it's obviously worth it."Human rights group Liberty has pointed to the lack of shootings in recent weeks as evidence the police are losing their touch. A Liberty spokesman explained: "The police service has an overriding duty to protect us all by randomly killing people we don't know... and it...
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Storm of public outrage as cost of air soars again by Jake
2007-01-16 15:00:01
Stor m of public outrage as cost of air soars again by Jake GuillenhallIn the wake of utility giant Centricair's shock announcement of a 26% rise in air prices, The Clarion, today publishes the results of its survey to find out how the beleaguered public is reacting to "the blackest day yet" in over two years of spiralling utility bills. The price hike, coming only weeks after the controversial introduction of air charging and only days after Centricair's £5bn profit announcement, has been roundly condemned by charities Help the Aged and Help the Not Aged But Still Furious.The survey was carried by taxi-driver Greg Mullet on the passengers in his London cab this morning, primed with a strategically-placed newspaper headlined "Centricair Fat Cats Slammed in Latest Consumer Rip-off". Old Kent Road, 9:00 a.m."Young man, I can remember when air was free. You could breathe as much of it as you liked and not pay a penny. Or was it included in our tax at one stag...
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Photo Album: 19/07/2005
2005-09-06 12:23:00
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Photo Album: Iraq Photos
2005-07-29 14:24:00
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Photo Album: 19/07/2005
2005-07-19 11:19:00
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Photo Album: 19/07/2005
2005-07-19 11:15:00
19/07/2005Kings Cross Station
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Photo Album: 19/07/2005
2005-07-19 11:14:00
19/07/2005Kings Cross TunnelWrecked Train
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