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Sod sees a bad moon arisin?.
2008-02-22 20:07:00 After Tuesday’s thrashing in Wisconsin and Hawaii, some might be wondering what Hillary Clinton’s plans are now for how she can possibly still win the Democratic nomination for President. Me, I don’t have any idea, but I do know what her plan was from three weeks ago. The Clinton camp hopes to stop the Obama bandwagon ... More About: Politics , Moon , Sees
Growing Up Nate: Stuck in a Hopper
2008-02-22 17:54:00 My little sister, Anna and I grew up on my great-grandfather’s farmstead, which meant that, until I was a teenager, we had various rotting outbuildings dotting our property, and to this very day a cavalcade of old farm implements parked here and there. In the woods behind our house, there was an old John Deere ... More About: Growing , Growing Up , Nate
Sod?s freezing his teets off.
2008-02-20 22:31:00 I am so freaking tired of this weather. Those of you who are privileged enough to not live in this godforsaken frozen desolate wasteland can never truly appreciate just how lucky you are. North Dakota is a fine state, and I enjoy living here, but despite that I’m not so stupid as to ignore the truth ...
ex-sod-stential yappery per the plots of persepolis
2008-02-20 07:38:00 dissidents destroyed, women disinfranchised, loyalists demoralized, revolutionaries demagogue…erized? and i bet the pricks had something against alliteration as well. but you can’t blame the iranians for the troubles of their tumultuous transition… i’m sorry, i really ought to slow down the assonance. i’ve just been in such a lyrical mood lately, cause i sort of ... More About: Movies , Persepolis
?Tis the Season?
2008-02-18 23:41:00 In an effort to get into the spirit of President’s Day, I have made a valiant attempt to grow a Lincoln-esque beard just for the occasion. I assure you, it has nothing to do with my own vain attempt to grow a beard of my own. This is entirely seperate and totally to show my ... More About: Season
Sod celebrates President?s Day.
2008-02-18 21:42:00 It’s that most magical time of the year, President ’s Day. Today is the day that we, as Americans, come together in the spirit of unity by waiting for James K. Polk’s zombie to come down our chimneys and fill out stockings with acorns and bacon gristle. I’ve spent all day hiding my President’s Day Eggs ... More About: Obscure
Sod Is Confused By Valentine?s Day
2008-02-15 01:53:00 So, today is Valentine ’s Day. I hope you’re all wearing red, because if you’re not and someone calls you on it, they get to pinch you mercilessly. Or am I confusing this with something else? Wait…that’s the color green on St. Patrick’s Day. Shit. Speaking of St. Patrick’s Day, did you know that it never falls on a ...
Sod?s Funny Valentine.
2008-02-14 22:54:00 Believe it or not, it’s not always a barrel full of kittens being married to me. When it comes to food, I have the temperance of a three-year-old. I pick at my food and remove anything which I deem to be either “yucky” or “totally gross.” This includes everything from mushrooms, celery, pickles, cabbage, peppers, and ... More About: Funny , Valentine
Growing Up Nate: The Time I Dove Into An Anvil
2008-02-13 23:29:00 There were two sets of brothers that made up the core of our group. The Stoners; a set of twins, Carey and Corey and their older brother, Brandon, who everyone simply called “Bubba.” He may have even signed his name that way, for all I know. There was also Tyler and Travis, who were half-brothers. ... More About: Time , Anvil , Growing , Dove , Growing Up
New lessons in the NBA?
2008-02-13 07:46:00 Perhaps not lessons. Well, I guess the Chicago Bulls should have learned a lesson in trading away Tyson Chandler, I suppose that they could’ve never forseen the player that Tyson Chandler blossomed into, but in my NBA Live season, he averages 20.3 ppg and 12 rebounds, nothing to sniff at. In reality I think he’s ... More About: Lessons
John McCain Look-Alike
2008-02-12 00:14:00 Just in case you’re confused, the picture on the left is presidential hopeful, Senator John McCain . The picture on the right? Well, that’s the golden idol that Indiana Jones snuck stole at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark. If anyone needs me, I’ll be spending the rest of my Monday afternoon looking for other ... More About: Politics , Rudy Giuliani , John McCain
Sod makes a lame attempt at attracting the youth vote.
2008-02-11 23:17:00 Youth of America! Are you with it? Are you totally dope? You are? Well, then, you should be voting for the raddest Presidential candidate of all time, Hillary Clinton! She’s extreme! TO THE MAX! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyUUx3no_g s OUTRAGEOUS! Makes me wanna chug Mountain Dew, jump off a cliff and do other things that young people today do often, right ... More About: Politics , Youth , Vote , Lame , The Youth
Sod Does Miss Mitt, After All
2008-02-09 01:33:00 Especially after I saw this headline on Slate.com. There was so much promise for a man with a first name like that. Here’s a few I came up with: “Up Mitt Creek” “Un-Mitt-igated Disaster” “Mitt Sandwich” “Big, Steaming Pile of Mitt” and my personal favorite, “Mitt Happens” Yes, there were so many unrealized opportunities with a candidate like Mitt. At least we ... More About: Politics , Mitt Romney , Mike Huckabee , Miss
Sod just watches for the ads.
2008-02-07 21:40:00 I can’t say for certain, but I’m told there was a Super Bowl on Sunday that involved one team prevailing over the other. I wouldn’t know. I prefer billiards. But in years past, I have made a habit of watching this so-called “football game” for the sake of the advertisements. But now, thanks to this ... More About: Media , Watches , Advertising
Growing Up Nate
2008-02-07 19:16:00 Author’s Note: This is the first in what I hope will be many stories about the stupid, stupid things that I did as an adolescent. While I wasn’t out breaking laws and being a hoodlum, I was involved in a fair amount of things that should have seriously injured or scarred me for life. In ... More About: Growing , Growing Up , Nate , Obscure
What I Learned From Super Tuesday
2008-02-06 21:05:00 Like many of you, I arrived home from work last night, flicked my TV to CNN/MSNBC/FOX NEWS/PBS and let the results of 22 primaries and caucuses wash over me like lukewarm pea soup. My head is still spinning. Here’s what I learned… Obama won the delegate count, won more states by a larger margin and closed the margin ... More About: Politics , Barack Obama , Super Bowl , Hillary Clinton , Mitt Romney
A Sod Remod.
2008-02-06 18:17:00 If you’re visiting the site today and things look a little bit off, like things are out of alignment or the fonts are messed up or a fountain of pig’s blood is spraying on you out of your monitor, we’re doing some slight modifications to the site layout. So there is absolutely no need to ...
I?m Soooooo Old!
2008-02-05 19:49:00 It’s not me… I’ve gotten old. This time, the notifier was something more tangible than achy knees or the uncontrollable urge to shake my arthritic fist and yell at neighbor kids as they run across my lawn- I got a letter informing me of my impending 10 Year High School Reunion. Sure, I knew that this was ... More About: Nate
It?s Not Me?
2008-02-05 19:49:00 Man, Grosse Pointe Blank is a great movie… I’ve gotten old. This time, the notifier was something more tangible than achy knees or the uncontrollable urge to shake my arthritic fist and yell at neighbor kids as they run across my lawn- I got a letter informing me of my impending 10 Year High School ...
Sod is ready to kick some ass.
2008-02-05 17:41:00 It’s Tuesday, and I’m still assembling my Super Bowl advertisement blog, so while you’re waiting, here’s something you’ve probably been waiting a very long time to see - Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O’Brien beating the holy hell out of each other. So here it is, good people. Set some time aside and watch ... More About: Erik , Kick , Ready
Sod is ready to kick some ass.
2008-02-05 17:41:00 It’s Tuesday, and I’m still assembling my Super Bowl advertisement blog, so while you’re waiting, here’s something you’ve probably been waiting a very long time to see - Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O’Brien beating the holy hell out of each other. So here it is, good people. Set some time aside and watch ... More About: Kick , Ready
Sod Previews ?Super Tuesday?
2008-02-04 19:07:00 Man, what an exciting weekend! I mean, it had everything- pageantry, excitement, suspense and even the requisite cathartic release. Wow. I’m still trying hard to recover. Of course, I’m talking about the lead-up to what politicos call “Super Tuesday” and what New Orleanians call Mardi Gras, which is French for “let’s get shit-faced and throw colorful ... More About: Politics , Cain , Obama , Candidates
Sod Previews ?Super Tuesday?
2008-02-04 19:07:00 Man, what an exciting weekend! I mean, it had everything- pageantry, excitement, suspense and even the requisite cathartic release. Wow. I’m still trying hard to recover. Of course, I’m talking about the lead-up to what politicos call “Super Tuesday” and what New Orleanians call Mardi Gras, which is French for “let’s get shit-faced and throw colorful ... More About: Cain , Obama , Candidates , Clinton
The Giants Win the Superbowl!!!
2008-02-04 06:43:00 That’s right… The Giants won the Superbowl . As a long time fan, my first inclination is to talk smack about all those doubters… Welp, go to hell. Giants babeeeee! That’s all I got. I’m drunk, semi-hard, and happy as a clam. Pats Suck arse!
The Sod Super Bowl Blog.
2008-02-02 03:48:00 What you are currently looking at is, well, not much. But on Sunday, this box you see below will be filled with the nonsensical ravings of me and my cohorts as we liveblog the Super Bowl . Why are we doing this? Simple. Rather than watch the biggest game of the year with friends, a few ... More About: Blog , Live
My Growing Disappointment In Presidential Politics And How It Relates To My
2008-02-01 20:13:00 Disappointment can only truly describe how I feel about presidential politics. I want to point out that I’m not nor will ever be a Republican supporter, just to make that totally clear. That said, I initially got caught up in what was referred to as “Obama-mania” but as time went on and I was able ... More About: Politics , Presidential , Growing , Disappointment , Derek
Blue-Eyed People Unite!!!
2008-02-01 05:00:00 Us blue-eyed people, we’re special. Even science says so. So, unless you don’t believe in science (I’m talking to YOU, Kansas) you can no longer contend that I am not special. Scientists have discovered that, initially, all humans had brown eyes. It was a genetic mutation that caused blue eyes to first appear. I have a ... More About: People , Blue , Blue Eyed
Blue-Eyed People Unite!!!
2008-02-01 05:00:00 Us blue-eyed people, we’re special. Even science says so. So, unless you don’t believe in science (I’m talking to YOU, Kansas) you can no longer contend that I am not special. Scientists have discovered that, initially, all humans had brown eyes. It was a genetic mutation that caused blue eyes to first appear. I have a ... More About: People , Blue , Blue Eyed
Obama vs. McCain in 2008 Presidential Race?
2008-01-31 23:25:00 As the Presidential race narrows, it’s starting to look like it will be Obama v McCain in November. Sounds great, right? The better candidate from each party duking it out for ownership of the once great nation we call U.S. and A… Not so fast! What if the McCain ticket reads ‘McCain/Giuliani - 911 Foreva’? and not ... More About: Race , 2008
Sod has a superiority complex.
More articles from this author:2008-01-31 22:01:00 If you have some free time, I’d like to get all elitist and annoying for just a while. Won’t take but a moment or so, I swear. This last week’s #1 movie at movie theaters nationwide was a film called Meet The Spartans. Never heard? Of course you have. They only played the trailer on TV ... More About: Complex , Superiority , Erik 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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