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Sod forgot to put a coversheet on his TPS report.
2008-01-29 22:13:00 If you, like me, are currently daydreaming of throwing your computer like a shotput halfway across a crowded office, have I got a treat for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4a1z7NLnN k For you, that was pure video hilariousness. For me, only the unfortunate reality that I’m pretty much in the same kind of mood as that every single day I come ... More About: Report , Erik
Sod likes monkeys.
2008-01-29 16:35:00 The other day, without warning, a package arrived on my desk at work. I don’t know where it came from. I don’t know who left it. And, most ominously, I don’t know what it means. As you can clearly see from the photographic evidence above, the offending package is a barrel of monkeys. This is not ... More About: Monkeys , Erik
Hockey!
2008-01-28 05:53:00 Tonight was the NHL All-Star game. Did you watch it? Yeah, neither did I. While trolling through Youtube looking for highlights, I stumbled across a little primer to get us all up to speed on hockey rules and terminology for the second half of what I can only assume has been an exciting season, so far. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwM w Hockey , the ... More About: Nate
Sailor Jerry Wins the Spiced Rum Challenge
2008-01-25 21:38:00 My recent duties as the technical admin for SodBlog (and idol of millions) have turned me to the bottle, and my sauce of choice has long been spiced rum. So in an attempt to garner corporate sponsorship from an honest booze-peddling corporation, I am professing my love of Sailor Jerry ?s spiced rum in what is ... More About: Challenge , Wins
Someday, Sod will dance on your grave.
2008-01-25 16:33:00 See these two sorry looking sons-of-bitches pictured above? The one to the left is Fred Phelps, the inbred leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. To his right is John Gibson, one of the pinheads who works at FOX News. Right now, I’m wasting perfectly good bandwidth hosting images of these two slimy bastards, ... More About: Dance , Grave
Sod is Sliding Toward Ricky Henderson-land
2008-01-24 19:18:00 Some of you may have noticed that we here at Sod like to refer to ourselves in the third person. One of Sod’s writers started doing it months ago, and the rest of us have dutifully followed suit. That’s how you end up with titles like, “Sod Thinks that Vampire In Brooklyn Was Totally Underrated,” ... More About: Land , Henderson , Ricky
Sod is perfectly in touch with today?s youth.
2008-01-23 16:56:00 In a primary season where the top two Democratic challengers for the Presidency are a black man and a woman, you just have to admire the Republicans for not only putting forward a white man for the job yet again, but quite possibly the whitest man who was ever born. And that whitest of white ... More About: Youth , Today , Touch , Erik
Sod Thinks This Just Sucks
2008-01-22 23:52:00 Apparently, actor Heath Ledger has decided to call it quits. Permanently. And we think that’s pretty shitty news. Ledger was found by a masseuse and a housekeeper at a Manhattan apartment owned by Mary-Kate Olson, yes, that Mary-Kate Olson. Authorities say that they do not know why Mr. Ledger was in Ms. Olson’s apartment. The ... More About: Sucks
Holy Frozen Nipples, Batman
2008-01-22 20:01:00 If you watched the NFC Championship game this past Sunday, there’s a good chance that you saw the quick cutaway that FOX’s cameras did to these young ladies, dubbed the Lambeau Bikini Team. In case you didn’t hear Troy Aikman and Joe Buck mention it during the broadcast, the temperature was around -3 degrees with ... More About: Batman , Holy , Nipples , Frozen
Billary Jefferham Clinton
2008-01-22 19:23:00 “Well, I can’t tell who I’m running against sometimes.” -Barack Obama, South Carolina CNN debate In a move that now seems inevitable, former two-term President of the United States Bill Clinton and his wife, current challenger for the Democratic Presidential nomination, Hillary Clinton have decided to morph into a super-candidate to defeat newcomer Barack Obama and ... More About: Linton
Sod thinks that Vampire In Brooklyn was totally underrated.
2008-01-21 22:02:00 And now, as a public service for the community, the SodBlog would like to present this update on the results of last night’s NFC Championship Game, as presented by Prince Akeem in the 1988 comedy classic Coming to America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izArWUVtMC 4 So there you have it. I will provide a similar update for the Chargers-Patriots game, just as ... More About: Vampire , Brooklyn , Underrated , Erik
Your Sod wants sausages.
2008-01-21 16:22:00 I myself have never actually talked to a dog before, but I always had an inkling that this would be how a conversation with one would probably go. http://www.kranzlerkingsley.com/claystuff /budlighttalk2animals.mov That line at the end about “the ability to talk to animals is no longer available in Bud Light” is a compete lie, by the way. If you ... More About: Sausages , Erik , Ages
A (Former)Minnesotan?s Response to: Sod Takes Pride In The Working Poor
2008-01-19 01:05:00 Original article here, or just below this one. Either way, read it before getting to this one. Michele Bachmann is a chucklehead. She’s freaking clown shoes. Frankly, were it not for the unfortunate election of Jesse “The Mind” Ventura, I’d be dumbfounded that my fellow Minnesota ns were stupid enough to elect such a twit. I do ... More About: Pride , Poor , Working , Nate
Sod takes pride in the working poor.
2008-01-18 22:18:00 As a North Dakotan, I’m a bit perplexed by my neighbors to the east in Minnesota. For the most part, I consider them to be alright kinda folks. And then, at other times, I’m left wondering why they felt the need to elect Michele Bachmann, a woman with the brain of a squirrel, to be ... More About: Pride , Poor , Working , Erik , Workin
That?s How I Tanqueray
2008-01-17 18:12:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFA3JNPsxU Y For whatever reason, I hold an inordinate amount of hatred for Tony Sinclair. Maybe it’s the posh accent, maybe it’s the above-the-fray air that he has about or the feeling that I most likely will never have as much fun at one time as he appears to be having in these commercials. Of course, it’s more ... More About: Nate , Tanqueray
Dave Grohl Is Dead To Me
2008-01-17 08:00:00 Has Dave Grohl done anything relevant since 1995? This question has plagued me since, well 1996. I really want to like Foo Fighters, believe me I do. But for the life of me I can’t bring myself to like anything they’ve done since the first post-Nirvana album way back when. I should like Dave, and ... More About: Dead , Derek
Booing Children
2008-01-16 18:09:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyFnDNS4TH A I’m sure that any of you who happened to compete in a Punt, Pass and Kick competition in grade school or middle school will remember fondly those hours you spent practicing the backyard, pretending to be your favorite NFL player as you punted, passed and kicked your parents and friends into exhaustion. I bet some ... More About: Children , Indiana , Diabetes , Patriots , Colts
Back on the Scene
2008-01-16 09:27:00 It’s been awhile since I have “blogged” my dear friends and doing it brings me warm fuzzies and a tear to my eye. Bringing me to my topic. Watching Terrell Owens crying like a wee babe brought warm fuzzies much like the kind I get from writing this. I recorded the video of the loudmouth wunderkind weeping, played ... More About: Back , Scene , Derek
Sod doesn?t get today?s Beetle Bailey.
2008-01-15 22:54:00 There’s just so many questions I have about today’s Beetle Bailey . 1. Where did that plunger come from? It wasn’t in Beetle’s hand in the first panel. 2. What does Beetle intend to use the plunger for? Climbing? Unplugging a toilet? Or does he intend to beat Sarge to death with it in order to avoid his ... More About: Today , Erik
Sod hates Mondays too.
2008-01-15 21:19:00 Some things in life just defy explanation. So guess what, pal. You ain’t getting one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6 g You watched it! And now, try as you may, you can’t unwatch it! The source of this madness is at www.lasagnacat.com. Just be warned that if you go there, you may not ever come back the way you were before. I’m just ... More About: Erik , Mondays
Sod tweezes his unibrow.
2008-01-11 05:55:00 If I’ve seemed a bit more distant as of recently, there’s a reason for it. I’ve been struggling with one of those questions about myself that I just can’t seem to answer. But since I have a blog and, from what I’ve seen on the Internet, most people use their blogs to write long drawn-out ... More About: Erik
There?s No Crying In Primaries!
2008-01-09 17:44:00 Now, I’m not saying that she was faking her moment of being “choked up” by the stresses of the campaign. I’m not saying that at all. What I will say is that I think she won New Hampshire because of her apparent “breakdown.” Yes, I believe a presidential candidate won more votes in a primary because ... More About: Hillary Clinton , Election 2008 , Primary , Primaries
Sod probably would?ve left after two or three hours, tops.
2008-01-08 18:37:00 I have a question that I need answered, but before you can help me, I’ll need you to read this first. Dane Cook breaks comedy endurance record LOS ANGELES (AP) ? Dane Cook broke a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle. n what is becoming a heated battle between the ... More About: Tops , Left , Hours
See, The Writer?s Strike Isn?t All Bad
2008-01-08 18:14:00 Without it, this probably never would have happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lXcUL2GQ w And that would be a damn shame. Because that is awesome. More About: Writer , Strike , The Writer
Well, That Was Awkward?
2008-01-08 18:07:00 Last night marked the return of two of Comedy Central ’s three biggest cash cows, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report (the third being airings of fifth-rate teen sex romp movies). It was…awkward. Over the past two months, Sara and I have been robbed of watching these two stellar late-night talk shows before we ... More About: Stephen Colbert
What Does Iowa Mean, What Does New Hampshire Bring?
2008-01-07 18:26:00 I?m not going to pretend that I?m about to give you some in-depth political observations that you couldn?t find over at Salon.com or the New York Times or The Daily Kos or The National Review. I?m most certainly not smart enough to crunch all of the numbers and I?m not enough of a seer to ... More About: Cain , Ron Paul , Iowa , New Hampshire , Giuliani
B.F.D.?
2008-01-06 05:36:00 I don’t eat a Dominos. Haven’t since freshman year of college. It’s just not a good idea. Speaking of things that aren’t a good idea, check out this latest promotion from the leader in cheap, greasy pizza. The B.F.D. Now, I cannot be the only one who, when presented with the acronym B.F.D. doesn’t immediately think, Big ... More About: Nate
Sod takes on all comers.
2008-01-05 07:37:00 For everyone who’s been asking me, here’s the answer everyone’s been waiting so long for. If I had to, I could defend myself against the onslaught of up to 24 five-year-old children. And here’s my proof. 24 Now you may be asking yourself, why would I possibly need to beat up children? To which I can only ... More About: Erik
Rudy CAN Fail
2008-01-04 18:49:00 Yeah, someone had to make a Clash reference in regards to the results of the Iowa caucus last night. Rudy “For Crying Out Loud, I Was At 9/11!!!!” Giuliani came in a disappointing (for him, it’s actually great news for America) fourth, behind internet crush Ron Paul. Hopefully, this is a trend that continues, because ... More About: Rudy Giuliani , Nate , Joe Strummer
Vote Sod in 2008.
More articles from this author:2008-01-03 23:32:00 In case you live in a cave somewhere (yet still somehow have broadband Internet access with which to view this website), tonight is the Iowa caucuses, and that means the closing ads are being aired by all of the candidates. Since I’m a giant political nerd, I’m preparing myself for all of the excitement tonight ... More About: Vote , Erik , 2008 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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