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blogger / internet explorer bug: solving stack overflow at line 54 error
2007-12-12 03:24:00
If you are a Blogger user and someone who loves tweaking with the blog template (manually), this is bound to happen.This is what happened to me. After publishing my template, I noticed that my page loads correctly but I can't really click on any of the links. As soon as I clicked on anything on the page, I get this error (I swiped this picture from Google Image, -- and it's in Spanish I think -- I was too preoccupied with trying to find the fix to this problem and I forgot to take a screenshot):I tried Googling for answers but most of search results either tell me to remove comments, remove backlinks or just switch to Firefox. I refused to do any of those. I love my comments, I love backlinks, and I love my IE, don't ask. I hate not being able to solve these stupid problems. So I went back to the basics. Here's how I solved my 'stack overflow' problem:Log into your Blogger account. Goto the template page of your blog. Copy the code from your template onto the clipboard.Goto th...
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time magazine's top 10 quotes for 2007
2007-12-11 03:46:00
As the year is winding down the end, I've decided to look back at some of the things that happened in 2007 (list borrowed from TIME MAGAZINE's TOP 10 QUOTES OF 2007).#1. "I really am not the kind of guy that sits here and says, 'Oh gosh, I'm worried about my legacy.'" ? President GEORGE W. BUSH, when asked about his falling approval numbers and mounting criticism of the Iraq War during an interview with CBS' 60 Minutes (1/14/07)What legacy? Let's take a look at his so-called legacy.Coined the terms "Axis of Evil" and "Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD)"Claimed that Saddam was harboring WMDs and hiding Osama Bin Laden, thus justifying his attack on Iraq, thus robbing Iraq of one of their rich oil supplyUsed 9/11 as a tool to instill fear in all AmericansSent tens of thousands of Americans to their death in IraqUSD is no longer the world currencyThe attack on Iraq has nothing to do with US's ongoing effort to strengthen the political connections with Iran. Yeah right. To quote ...
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insane trailer, not sure if it's an insane movie
2007-12-10 03:11:00
(Source: Twitch)MrBabyMan from Digg posted about this insane trailer for a movie called Machine Girl (Kataude mashin gâru) from BrightCove.tv. All I can say is, this movie kicks major ass. Sort of takes Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse and kicks it up a notch, a few notches even.Why is this trailer awesome?Japanese schoolgirl in uniform strung up, chained and amputated by sadistic yakuzas - something you don't see everyday or EVERMachine gun attached to an amputated limb - like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse, SWEET!Finger sushi - and I don't mean it like finger food. More like cutting off your own finger and then being forced to eat it on a sushi, wicked sickDrill bra - puts guys off trying to round 2nd baseNinjas - who doesn't like ninjasBoyband looking yakuzas - wtf?Blood, lots of blood.People getting killed in extremely grotesque mannerAnd who would have thought this is a real movie. According to IMDB, this movie is currently in production and should be out by...
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mellowed blues has gone 3D
2007-12-07 08:10:00
Accidentally stumbled upon this web application online the other day. This application basically allows you to create a 3D version of yourself, like a digital representation of who you are, that you can save and then use this avatar for all your online profiles. Here's what I came up with:The one above is just the low-res version of the avatar. The actual one is created using Java, so it actually does more than shaking it's head. Why don't you give it a try at Meez.com.
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man arrested for humping bicycle
2007-12-07 03:52:00
Bike sex man placed on probation A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. What the fuck did he do wrong? What, a man can't have sex with an inanimate object without getting fucked over by the government anymore? Will or can the inanimate object ..er..object to him having sex with it? It's consensual sex isn't it?And what makes humping a bicycle a crime but humping a blowup doll isn't? Both are inanimate objects, both consist of rubber, granted the bike might have more steel on it, I guess you can think of it as a sex doll with lots of piercings. But my point is, isn't it the same thing? It's not human. So, the law of consensual sex doesn't apply here, does it?Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Stupid fuck! Admit to nothing and deny everything. Just shut the fuck up. Here's a picture of the Robert, if you are curious:His ...
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charlton heston was right, the damn dirty apes will kill us all one day
2007-12-05 08:09:00
Posted on Mon, Dec. 3, 2007 Young Chimp Beats College StudentsMALCOLM RITTER The Associated PressNEW YORK - Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? How about a 5-year-old chimp? Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.Because all these college kids are either high on weed or drunk from beer. It's not me who said so. The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University seems to think so. Here's what they found:The percentage of college students saying they took potentially dangerous drugs during the previous year is up:Any illicit drug? 1993: 30.6? 2005: 36.6Marijuana? 1993: 27.9? 2005: 33.3Hallucinogens? 1993: 6.0? 2005: 5.0Inhalants? 1993: 3.8? 2005: 1.8Cocaine? 1993: 2.7? 2005: 5.7Heroin? 1993: 0.1? 2005: 0.3Weed went up by 5 percent. Not bad. But wait. There's more. FactsOnTap.com, also has some statistics about alcohol usage among college kids. Here's what they've publ...
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the mafia commandments
2007-12-03 05:29:00
The Mafia 's 'Ten Commandments ' FoundBy ALESSANDRA RIZZO,APPosted: 2007-11-09 14:19:51ROME (Nov. 8) - Thou shalt be faithful to the Mafia.Italian police said Thursday they have found a list of 10 commandments for mobsters in a house near Palermo, where a top Mafia boss was arrested this week.Salvatore Lo Piccolo, who had been on the run since 1993, was vying to become the next "boss of bosses" of the Sicilian Mafia, according to Italian investigators. He was apprehended Monday by police raiding a house in the countryside outside Palermo, the Sicilian capital.Wow. He managed to evade the authorities for like 14 year. I bet he never expected that he'd get busted while he was at home. Was he on the crapper or something? He probably should have suspected something when a shitload of unmarked vehicles started gathering in front of his house. Maybe he thought the sirens on top of the cars that are labeled as 'Policia' aren't the cops. Maybe someone's shooting Godfather part 4, or s...

new KITT for the new knight rider movie
2007-11-29 02:01:00
Knight Rider is coming to the big screen. There are shitload of speculations on the net on which car will be selected to portray the new movie KITT. My prediction is, like all Hollywood movies, it will be an American car.For those who are unfamiliar with Knight Rider, here's what the original car (a modified Pontiac Trans Am T-Top) looks like:(Source: uberreview.com)Hollywood always insists on using American-made cars in their movies, especially when the car is the main attraction of the movie. Look at Gone in 60 seconds. Of all the cars that Nicholas Cage's character could have boosted, the Hollywood people decided that he'd boost a Shelby Ford Mustang GT 500, and then he's doing a Dukes of Hazard routine with this car as if the suspensions are made of unbreakable material. Or in The Fast and The Furious, where they'd take a muscle car like a Dodge Challenger and race it against against a souped up Supra, which they know, in real life, would never have a chance of winning, and...
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bitch about your rotten neighbor online , sweet
2007-11-28 08:21:00
Rotten Neighbors ABC7 ChicagoNovember 27, 2007 - Posting complaints about your neighbors is just one part of what's known as on-line shaming. In June, ABC7 told you about people who embarrass their friends and enemies on the web in our special segment "Cyber Smearing." Now, a cybersmearing site that attacks "rotten neighbors," is at 41 million users and counting. I guess I'll start off today's post with the following quote, nicked from one of my favorite Kevin Smith movie, 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back':Jay: What the fuck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another ... Slandering others anonymously.That, my dear friends, basically sums up the whole point of the internet. I see it as a way to escape the harsh realities of life. Think about it, being online allows you to be yourself freely. You are not bounded by the societal norms. You don't have t...
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do these people have no sense of creativity?
2007-11-28 04:21:00
Found another example of people ripping off other people's idea. Look at the logo of these two TV stations.The one on the left is ABC7 Chicago WLS TV7 from Chicago, USA, and the one on the right is NTV7 from Malaysia. Is it me or do these two logos look exactly the same? Can anyone honestly tell me with a straight face that these two logos are not the same? The circle with the words might be positioned incorrectly and, the circle is of different color. But everything else looks the same. If you are in art school, I'm pretty sure the professor would have flunked you, if you submitted this. I feel like there's some sort of copyright infringement happening here somehow.Of course, before anyone gets to say anything, I think Stan Lee and Jack Kirby gets to call dibs on the whole copyright thing. Why? Take a gander at the Fantastic 4 logo below:Nuff said.
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beowulf rips off tomb raider
2007-11-27 14:24:00
Saw Beowulf over the weekend. It had a particularly nice storyline, a simple story of a hero, the deal he made with a particular monster, and his redemption at the end. I wouldn't call it a masterpiece but it's really a refreshing CGI-based movie that doesn't involve singing cartoon characters. No musical montages or anything, which a much need and welcomed change, for any animated movie.But anyways, this is not the point of this post. I've noticed something weird about the Beowulf movie poster. Check it out:Did the Beowulf people just rip-off the Tomb Raid er poster? It's the same Angelina Jolie. Notice the similarities? Only differences are Beowulf's Angelina Jolie has a longer braid and she' gold and naked.

miss puerto rico sabotaged by pepper spray
2007-11-27 05:05:00
Pageant officials investigate pepper spray prankMiss Puerto Rico winner's makeup, evening gown coated with compoundAssociated Pressupdated 2:17 p.m. ET Nov. 26, 2007SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - Pepper spray failed to deter Ingrid Marie Rivera, who beat 29 rivals to become the island?s 2008 Miss Universe contestant.Pageant organizers said they hope to catch and expose whoever was responsible for dousing Rivera?s evening gowns with pepper spray and spiking her makeup, causing her to break out in hives.I guess the backstabbing and bitching stuff we see in the movies are actually true. That crap that they always spout about the pageant being a place to celebrate the spirit of sisterhood and camaraderie and all that other stuff is a bunch of bullshit. Everyone's in it for themselves. Its not for world peace. It's not for goodwill towards man. Everyone's in it to WIN, and to win only.However, organizers said they are handling the investigation and police aren?t involved.How are these organ...
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working with idiots can kill you, scientific fact
2007-11-26 02:39:00
The West Virginia Blogger had a very interesting entry to his blog titled A PSA from WVb which shows a newspaper clipping about how "working with idiots can kill you".Very interesting article. Why?It's actually proven that what we've always been saying is true. Honestly, who among us has not uttered the phrase "that idiot will be the end of me" or "that fucking idiot doesn't know what he's doing" or, "I can feel my blood pressure rising when I'm talking to him". Now we know it's true.I surprised that someone actually had agree to fund this study. How would someone even pitch this idea to a potential investor? I mean, I can't even imagine what the professor guy (the scientist) would even say to the guy funding this ...Scientist: I've got a preposition for you. You know how people always say "I feel extremely stressed when I work with ..who and who..", well, I intend to prove that. Just write me a check for a couple of million, I'll do something scientific shit along the way,...
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john howard and mikhail gorbachev, brothers?
2007-11-23 09:00:00
As I was browsing Google News today, I noticed something that I never noticed before. Has anyone ever noticed that John Howard looks really like Mikhael Gorbachev ?I've decided to download two pictures of these 2 men and do a side-by-side comparison of their mugs. And just to make it more interesting, I've painted Gorby's infamous red patch onto John Howard 's balding forehead. Check this out:Tell me, that just doesn't freak you out a little bit. Could they be related? I'm thinking, possibly. But anyhow, they can't be close. Because apparently, John Howard snubbed Gorbachev when he visited the land Down Under last year.Bastard!Check out this article Gorbachev urges Australia to sign Kyoto, from The Age, Australia.Gorby's old. He's travelled more than 20,000 km just to get snubbed by John Howard. How can he do that an old man, someone brokered the end of the Cold War?Geez.
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how to disable gracenote cddb on winamp
2007-11-23 02:12:00
This is one of the most annoying thing about WinAmp. If you are a WinAmp user, you will notice that everytime you attempt to do playback on your own "compilation CD", you will get this annoying screen: Basically, for those who are lucky, this screen will flash once, and go away on its own everytime you switch tracks during playback. For those who are one of the unlucky ones, it will require you to click on the 'Close' button because it the message will not go to away. Which is sort of a killjoy because it affects the the software by causing a short pause during playback. What's happening here is, there is a plug-in in the WinAmp that looks up the audio CD information over the internet called CDDB. Here's an entry from Wikipedia that explains what CDDB is and how this works:CDDB (which stands for Compact Disc Database) is a licensed trademark of Gracenote, Inc. It is a database for software applications to look up audio CD (compact disc) information over the Internet. This is per...
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myspace kills teen, well sorta
2007-11-20 02:27:00
Read this on MSN today:Parents of MySpace hoax victim seek justice?No apologies? over teen who hanged herself over failed romance, kin sayThe parents of a 13-year-old Missouri girl who hanged herself after a failed MySpace romance ? later uncovered as a hoax ? say they have yet to receive an apology from the family they blame for their daughter?s death.?They?ve absolutely offered no apologies,? Ron Meier told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer on Monday. ?They sent us a letter in the mail, basically saying that they might feel a little bit of responsibility, but they don?t feel no guilt or remorse or anything for what they did.?Who would? Did OJ called Nicole's parents to say he's sorry for murdering their daughter (So sue me, I still think he did it. I'm just surprised they haven't made a movie or a mini series out of this)? Did the parents of the Trenchcoat Mafia send a sorry note to all the kids their sons gunned down in Columbine? Fuck, that would never happen. Let's not go to that e...
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i have a rage problem and i have a new blog
2007-11-19 09:34:00
Hi all. I've decided to start a new blog over the weekend, sort of like a side project to this existing blog. Like Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park doing Fort Minor. Or Gwen Stefani and Fergie doing their solo career. Well, you get what I mean.The reason I started this new project is because my friend, Vee Kin said "he finally found someone who is more angry than him". Too much pent up rage in this blog. I get it. I know I swear as much as Scarface, GoodFellas and South Park combined. But, its just that, sometimes regular non-cussing word just can't express the feeling that I have inside in a clear and precise manner. There are nice times and there are bad times. The world is a shitty place. I have a right to bitch about stuff that I get pissed off about.But anyways, this is not the point of this entry on this blog. This entry is about introducing my new blog to my readers.My new blog's called Cooking Irresponsibly. It's basically a blog about some of the culinary experiments --- and...
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proton plans to build a muslim car, wtf?
2007-11-15 08:59:00
Malaysia firm's 'Muslim car' plan By Robin Brant BBC News, Kuala Lumpur Proto n believes it may have found a huge gap in the market The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim motorists.Hell yeah...according to Wikipedia, there are around 1.1-1.8 billion Muslims around the world right now. Fucking big market. Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle. Let's see. Turkey doesn't have a national car, well, not that I know off anyway. Iran's national car's a Peugeot, the outdated 405. Malaysia's national car's a Mitsubishi. Both "car manufacturer" utilize foreign technology. Outdated foreign technology. Technology any real car manufacturer would be ashamed to use. Hmm, yes. Definitely a good idea. *snicker* *snicker* The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf. Wow, in car ...
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stressed, thy name be today
2007-11-15 02:38:00
0700: Woke up. Raining outside. Fuck. Struggled with self whether to go to work today. Lost battle with self and decided that "Fuck, I need to go to work today". Toilet. Shat ( took forever, constipated) and showered. Didn't shampoo. Woke up with bad hair. Hair unmanageable even with bucket-load of gel and wax. Decided to wet hair and pray that whatever hair product left in hair will turn out better when hair dries.0730: Got dressed. Forgot to iron work shirt last night. Fuck. Decided to wear wrinkled shirt anyways. Stuffed phone and wallet into pants, scoured for matching socks.0745: Left house. Pants grazed dirty car. Big patch of dirt on left front pant pocket. Lame attempt to rub it out with hand. No good. Fuck. Got into car, turned on ignition. Car started, good. Air con dead. Took a deep breath. Banged head on steering wheel, repeatedly. Still raining.0757: Stopped by regular dim sum shop to pickup breakfast. No parking - fuck. Parked far away. Shop is out of favorite dim sum...
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man marries dog, literally
2007-11-14 08:22:00
Source: AP PhotoMan in India marries dog as atonement Tue Nov 13, 4:56 PM ETNEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death ? an act he believes cursed him ? a newspaper reported Tuesday. How does anyone marry a dog? I mean, what would you put on the marriage certificate? I don't think there's any box on the marriage application form that allow him to tick species (canine) or gender (bitch) of the bride. What about marital obligations? How would they consummate their marriage? Engaging in man-dog love? Bestiality? If they were to do it, wouldn't it be a tad boring in the long run, being only able to engage in doggy style? And he stoned 2 dogs to death? Really? I mean ..really? How does anyone really stone any dog to death? Did he poison these dogs first? Were these dogs dead or unconscious? Dogs are not stupid. Most of them are smarter than humans. Hey, have you heard of any dog s...
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another way to make mp3 from youtube video
2007-11-13 02:47:00
As I was driving to work this morning, I happen to tune into this song by Coolio called "I'll See You When I Get There" (click here if you want to view the video). It's a damn catchy song. I particularly liked the part where he ripped off, oops I mean, sampled Pachelbel's Canon D, using it as a background track. This song sorta reminds me of Tupac's Changes or Bone Thugs N Harmony's Crossroads. Anyhow, it's so catchy, I know it's going to be stuck in my head the whole day and I know if I don't get that on my playlist it will drive me bonkers thinking about it. But again, it's not really an easy task to download mp3s from the office.So here's what I know. I know I can't torrent, P2P, or do any direct download at the office because they are monitoring my downloads. Plus they've blocked all the torrent and P2P ports, and anything with an mp3 extension will be flagged by the IT nerds. I know I that Youtube has not been blocked off by the IT Nerds. I can download the FLV fil...
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girl talk vs english
2007-11-12 03:36:00
Girlspeak To English DictionaryKenneth M. Gibson kmgibson@flash.netShe saysEnglishWe needI wantIt's your decisionThe correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you wantYou'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complainSure...go aheadI don't want you to.I'm not upsetOf course I'm upset, you moron.You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot.You're certainly attentive tonightIs sex all you ever think about?I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!I have PMS.Be romantic, turn out the lights.I have flabby thighs.This kitchen is so inconvenient.I want a new house.I want new curtainsand carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...Hang the picture thereNo, I mean hang it there!I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.Do you love me?I'm going to ask for something expensive.How much do you love me?I did something today you're really not going to like...I'll be ready in a minute.Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.VIs my butt fat?Tell me I'm b...
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136,059 people died the day i was born
2007-11-12 03:07:00
This is pretty sad. I accidentally stumbled upon this app while I was blog surfing. I like the morbid side of my birthday, sort of like, the "Today in History" segment on TV, except it's about death.136,059 People Natural disasters in 19771977 Bucharest earthquake Great Lakes Blizzard of 1977 Independence Day Derecho of 1977 1977 San Juan earthquake People who died on January 28 (various years)2007 - Emma Tillman, the world's oldest living person from January 24-28, 2007 2007 - Yelena Romanova, Russian athlete 2007 - Hsu Wei Lun, Taiwanese actress 2007 - Karel Svoboda, Czech composer of popular music 2007 - Father Robert Drinan, Roman Catholic Priest and American politician 2007 - Carlo Clerici, Swiss professional road racing cyclist 2006 - Henry McGee, English comedian 2006 - Yitzchak Kaduri, rabbi (b. around 1900) 2005 - Jacques Villeret, French actor 2005 - Karen Lancaume, French actress (suicide) 2005 - Jim Capaldi, English singer and songwriter 2004 - Joe Viterelli, American a...
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children museum worker caught for being a pedophile
2007-11-07 08:44:00
Child museum worker held on kid porn chargesEmployee allegedly used work computer to send explicit images of childrenAssociated Pressupdated 9:29 p.m. ET Nov. 6, 2007NEW YORK - An employee of the National Children ?s Museum in Washington was arrested Tuesday on child pornography charges, accused of using his work computer to send explicit images to others ? including an undercover New York City detective.Stupid fuck. Everyone knows you don't do porn at the office. Why? Apparently "76 percent of employers monitor employee web surfing, and 65 percent use software to block inappropriate web surfing". So for anyone who's surfing for German scat videos which, features midgets having sex with red-headed Asian Siamese twins while beating off a donkey and getting whipped by the bearded woman is all out of luck.Everyone knows that the best place to surf for porn is at your own home, sitting in the dark, behind locked doors and routing your surfing habits through countless proxy servers in m...
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man tasered by cop in his own home
2007-11-05 03:57:00
Check this out. This article popped up in my Digg today:FBI reviewing Tasering of sleeping man; no charges file The Associated Press, 11/03/07 12:53 PM EDTUPDATED: 11/03/07 12:57 PM EDTTwo North Braddock police officers won't face criminal charges for Tasering a man who was asleep at home. But the FBI will review the incident for possible civil rights violations.Allegheny County District Attorney Stephen Zappala Jr. says county police determined Officers Gerard Kraly and Lukas Laeuricia (loo-REE'-see-uh) didn't commit a crime when they Tasered Shawn Hicks, who was sleeping on his couch.Police came to Hicks home because they were alerted by a silent security alarm at his home about 2 a.m.Hicks says the officers Tasered him again after he woke up and showed them ID to prove he lived at the home. Hicks' attorney says he will pursue civil action.___Information from: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, http://www.post-gazette.comWhat the fuck is the world coming to? A man can't even fall aslee...
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i want to wear my pants low, dammit!
2007-11-02 08:57:00
I know I'm a little late in jumping into the hip hop pants discussion bandwagon but here goes:Source: USA TodaySeveral U.S. cities snapping over baggy pants By Laura Parker, USA TODAYWhen the Virginia House of Representatives tried to outlaw the wearing of low-slung pants two years ago, they drew ridicule from Sydney to London. Comedians joked about a "boxers' rebellion," and so many online political blogs derided the bill that the state Senate quickly killed it. Bloggers of the world unite! Power to the people!The mockery in Richmond, however, hasn't stopped other politicians from trying to stamp out sagging pants. Bans have become law or are being considered in at least eight states. The movement is fueled by growing worries among lawmakers that sloppy dress by America's youth could be related, no matter how indirectly, to delinquency, poor learning and crime.Delinquency? Are they fucking kidding? Do they mean that, by wearing my pants low:I am more likely to NOT now show up f...
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malaysian idiot arrested for attempted bribery
2007-11-01 04:13:00
Source: Yahoo! NewsMala ysian arrested for needless bribe Wed Oct 31, 8:37 PM ETA Malaysian man apparently fearing he had too much to drink tried to play it safe by bribing a policeman to avoid a breath analyzer test. It turned out he passed the test, but was fined for bribery.Aw Cheng Fatt offered a police officer 50 ringgit ($15) after his car was stopped at a police check point for drunk driving three years ago, The Star reported Wednesday.The alcohol screening test showed the man's blood level was in fact within the permissible limit.However, Aw wound up getting arrested for corruption and was fined 1,000 ringgit ($300) in court Tuesday, the report said.Court and police officials could not immediately be reached to confirm the report.Holy crap. This loser has got to be the either the dumbest or the unluckiest person in Malaysia. As I was stopping myself from "LMAOROTL", I'm thinking, if I know anyone who's every been caught for attempting bribery. None on my count. Does he not...
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i'm swearing off KFC, really ... but I'm never going vegan
2007-10-31 04:02:00
I'm swearing off KFC, really..well for now anyways. Why? I'm going to let Pamela Anderson tell you (she works for PETA , as a spokesperson):Doesn't that put you off KFC for awhile?Shit! Why the fuck did PETA have to do this? Why did they get Pamela Anderson to do the PSA knowing fully well that most guys who Googled for "Pamela Anderson" and "video" meant to look for the honeymoon porno not this depressing video? Why can't they let me be an ignorant bastard like everyone and enjoy the finger-lickin goodness that is KFC? I don't want to know that my chicken has no beak. I don't want to know that my chicken's leg was broken because it was cooped in the same chicken coop as like thousands of chicken.I don't want to know that my chicken is so fat that it can't really stand properly.I don't want to know that my chickens are stompt to death by sadistic chicken handlers.I don't want to know that when they boil my chicken, some of them chickens are still alive.Fuck!Thank god, I h...
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smallvideosoft are liars - it is not free
2007-10-30 03:12:00
If you remember, I posted a techtip about how to convert youtube videos into mp3 files a few weeks ago using the Free z FLV to MP3 converter. I thought that this was an amazing software, it does the job with just a few clicks and it allows the user to make some slight modifications to the output file. And most importantly this software is FREE. That's what I thought. Why wouldn't I? Download.com says it is. Here's a screen shot of the software info page from Download.com that states that this software is free:Note that it says that it's FREE with NO LIMITATIONS.Then I decided to visit the SMALLVideoSoft website. Even the manufacturer's site says it's free. Here's what they show you at their website:Why would anyone think otherwise right? Turns out, it's not really true. So this is what happened.One day, when I fired up the FLV to MP3 Converter application, I saw this screen.It told me to register. If I click the "Later", the application just shuts off. Fuck. Then I occurred ...
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12 products from hell
2007-10-29 04:47:00
As I was "digg-ing" this morning, I found this article at TheMishMash.com. This is actually pretty interesting read, the owner of this blog posted a list of "12 Products from Hell ". So I decided to take a swipe at these 12 products that he/she reviewed, and add my one-cent (I'm not worth 2 cents yet) of a review. (Picture credits: themishmash.com)12: Kostelecké Uzeniny SausageI don't know. Doesn't label give you tingly commie "feel". The sausage makers are using "propaganda poster" red on the label. Even the artwork feels a little Stalin-ish. Look at the eyes on the guy? I'm wondering what he's looking at, maybe a big pair of meatballs?Doesn't that guy on the label look like Harold Lloyd only without glasses? Maybe the Czechoslovakian sausage makers are trying to pay homage to silent movie star.11: Vinnie's Tampon CaseHow many fucking tampons does a person need to have with them at all times anyways? Does anyone really need a case just to store tampons? Even if they were goi...