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my facebook app looks like blue colored boobs
2007-10-26 04:41:00
Is it me or do the balloons my Facebook app look like really pert blue colored boobs?
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2008 u.s presidential election
2007-10-24 05:31:00
First of all, before you start reading this article, bear in mind, the following:I don't really care who or which political party wins the coming 2008 presidential election because it really doesn't affect me in any way at all. I'm not American.I'm just telling you this from my own perspective, and based on what I learn from the Internet. So my opinion of each candidate is purely what I know and on what Google tells me.From what I still retain from my American Government 101 class, this should be George W's last term as the President of United States of America. (22nd Amendment to the United States Constitution).Which also means:we don't have to hear about WMDs and how George W "believes" it exists even though they didn't find one when they raided they place, how he still "believes" that Iraq is part of the whole Axis of Evil crap, and not about the oil.(More info: Iraq on Record)Don't even get me started on Iran.Non-American people around the world can enjoy a nice relaxing...
More About: Presidential , Election , Resident

how to stop people from bugging you about about getting married or asking i
2007-10-23 06:42:00
Ayu sent me this gem of wisdom today:HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Pretty useful tip except, I can't really use it. It's only useful if you have a girlfriend at the moment. For those unfortunate social rejects like myself, that don't have a girlfriend at the moment, we get a different question. I call it "the dreaded question" because I fucking hate it. It comes in several permutations, but the message is pretty clear. Every guy out there probably heard of it at least once in their lifetime, especially when there's a family gathering."When are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?""Do you have a girlfriend?"Fuck! And this question, sometimes, is not limited only to family member, your friends, your most trusted com padres will also, out of nowhere, ask you this questi...
More About: People , Stop , Getting Married , Married

plastic bags, a tool of evil?
2007-10-22 04:55:00
Plastic bags are everywhere. Look around you, I'm pretty sure you'd find one within 10 feet from where you are right now.But do you know that:Plastic bags are made of a non-renewable natural resource: petroleum. Extraction of petroleum diminishes the availability of our natural resources and damages our environment. Plastic bags are not recycle-able. There are virtually very few recycling centers in the world that collect plastic bags to be recycled. This is because plastic bags have very little recycling value.Plastic bags are made of hazardous material. Plastic bags are made of polyethylene - more commonly known as polythene, which is very hazardous to manufacture. Polythene, which when heated below 7000 degrees Celsius, creates a dioxin of poisonous gas, which causes cancer.Plastic bags are not biodegradable. It takes 1000 years for plastic bags to decompose (or decay) on land and 450 years in water. Which means, our landfills will be filled with plastic bags for a very very l...
More About: Bags , Tool , Evil , Plastic

how does it feel to die? my exploration of death
2007-10-17 03:14:00
Anyone who's ever been fucking depressed or contemplated suicide would have, probably. at some point in their life, pondered about how they'd prefer to kill them self, if they ever wanted to do so. If you've answered no, you are a fucking liar, everyone does it. Well, if you really haven't, I'll have to take your word for it. At least I have. Think about it. The human body's pretty fragile, almost everything can kill us. You get knocked over by a car, you die. You get hit by a flower pot, you die. You choke on a prescription pill, you die. Well, you get the idea.So let's explore different ways of dying. I've always considered the best way to die is to ..er die while having an orgasm, but not in the masturbatory way. But who's ever that lucky right? The most that will happen would probably be, you getting a fucking stroke before climax and not die. You develop some sort of speech impediment and start talking like Billy Bob in Slingblade (never seen the movie by the way, the ...
More About: Death , Feel , Exploration

jay chou's secret (video and lyric)
2007-10-15 12:18:00
Another excellent song from Jay Chou , been listening to this song religiously.?????? | Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi | Secret s I Can't Tell?: ???Ci: Fang Wen ShanLyric s: Vincent Fang?: ??? Qu: Zhou Jie LunMusic: Jay ChouTranslation done by: FSUTan - www.jay-chou.net???????? leng ka fei li kai le bei dianAs the cold coffee leaves the coaster?????????? wo ren zhu de qing xu zai hen hou mianI desperately tried to hold my emotions far behind???????? pin ming xiang wan hui de cong qianThe past I'm fighting hard to recover?????????? zai wo lian shang yi jiu qing xi ke jianOn my face you can still see ever so clearly???????? zui mei de bu shi xia yu tianRainy days are not the most beautiful?????????? oh~~ shi ceng yu ni duo guo yu de wu yanIt's the shelters that I once shared with you in the rain????? hui yi de hua mianThe pictures in my memory????? ????? zai dang zhe qiu qian meng kai shi bu tianWhile on the swings dreams become less sweet?????? ?????? ni shuo ba ai jian jian fang xia hui zou ...
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if i had a kid, it would definitely be her
2007-10-12 10:15:00
This little girl's fucking brilliant. If I ever get married, I'd definitely teach my kid how to do a proper prank call.Little Becky Prank Call - Watch more free videosI've always wondered what it cost to blow up my school. This kid actually did it! Amazing.

the perfect girlfriend
2007-10-11 09:08:00
Is girl is the perfect girlfriend? The Perfect Girlfriend - Watch more free videosWell, I want her to care a little bit..well not too much. That sounded like something a girl would say to her male friends, before breaking up with her stupid ass boyfriend.I mean, what's the fun in that? What's the point of having a girlfriend who just agrees with everything you say, and just worship the grounds that you walk on? It's like having a Stepford Wife for a er..wife. It might be fun for a while, but I think it gets mighty boring if she just agrees with you all the time. So here's my list of a perfect girlfriend requirement (this is a work in progress, will add on other characteristics when I think of any):Someone who doesn't take shit from anyone but is willing to compromise when the situation requires her to.Someone who tells me to my face when I'm being a jerk and, doesn't bitch to their girlfriends about me being a jerk without me knowing.Someone who eats like a normal person. A s...

malaysian in space, what a joke
2007-10-11 03:42:00
On Strait Times today:Mala ysia's first astronaut heads to space Occasion for pride... ...or waste of money? By Hazlin Hassan, Malays ia Correspondent KUALA LUMPUR - WHILE some Malaysian s are excited as the country's first astronaut prepares to blast into space today, others see the trip as a waste of money. There are those who hope that Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor will be the first in a line of Malaysian astronauts. But some see him as a space tourist squandering US$25 million (S$37 million) of public money. Well, duh! There are plenty of ways the government can spend my hard earned tax money.Consider the facts (according to the 2007 factsheet by the Asian Development Bank):Based on Wikipedia, there are approximately 27 million people living in Malaysia as off June 2007.Which according to my calculations, approximately 540,000 people in Malaysia are surviving with only less than $1 a day. In what universe can a person survive with less than $1 a day. OK let's talk about food, wha...
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making mp3s from youtube music videos
2007-10-10 11:10:00
For my first ever tech post, I've decided to share with everyone on how to make decent mp3s from YouTube clips. This happened because my internet provider (its Streamyx, FYI) throttles down my torrents and my P2P software. Well, fuck 'em. I've found another way to get my mp3s. Plus I think there are lot of YouTube folks that are very talented and I would proudly download their work off the internet and add their work to my playlist. Here's what you need:Ingredients:Internet Explorer 7.0 with IE7Pro addon installed OR Mozilla Firefox with DownloadHelper addon installedSoundforge Audacity, please ensure that the LAME codec is installedFreez FLV to MP3 ConverterAnd here's how you do it.Preparations:STEP 1: PREPPING YOUR BROWSERUsing Internet ExplorerOn the Internet Explorer menu, click on Tools -> IEPro Preferences -> User ScriptsMake sure that "Enable User Scripts" is checked and click on the script "Download video". Click OK to exitUsing Mozilla FirefoxClick on Tool -> Addons. Y...
More About: Videos , Youtube , Music , Music Videos

jared fogle is a liar!!
2007-10-10 03:50:00
According to Reuters "Healthy" restaurants can make you fat.NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Think you are being good by opting for a "healthy" restaurant over a fast food joint? Maybe not, say U.S. researchers, who found that eating in restaurants that bill themselves as healthy can make you fatter.Jared Fogle, you lying piece of shit! And Anne Robinson says:This has nothing to do with the article, but this popped into my mind. Let continue.A series of new studies from New York's Cornell University found that people who spurned fast food in favor of restaurants which advertised their food as healthy often treated themselves to higher-calorie side dishes, drinks or desserts.The research, published in the October online version of the Journal of Consumer Research, found people tended to underestimate by 35 percent how many calories were contained in so-called healthy restaurant foods.This is how I imagine this to be ... happened to me tons of times.Waiter: What would you like for today?Cu...
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300, director's cut
2007-10-09 05:17:00
Alissa forwarded this to me. This is just the funniest shit ever!The ambassador on his way to Sparta , a bloody fight will beginThis is too crazy!!Crazy!?This is Sparta !!This is also Sparta !!This still is Sparta !!No.. matter what, this is Sparta!!You crazy bloke!!Aiya!!This is Sparta !!Even King himself has to refer to the God?..Please guide us!! God of the Sun!!You siao ar!! Now is night time you call me out!! Get out lah!!!Damn that stupid sun~So, the King leads his strongest army and departed?.They met their ally on the way?Yo~This is all you got?Hmm!You!! What do you do?I am a hero of justice~What about you?I am Harry Potter~And you?I.. am the pride of Saiya~Ha, a bunch of small characters!!Brothers!! Tell them what we do!!Andy Lau: I just wanna be a good man( Andy Lau?s song title)This is Sparta !And they reached the dark tower, the Great War began???..Let them know!!What is Sparta !!I.. just wanna say, what is this to do with me!!Surrender, Spartan!!Aaaa!!Wuuu!!Actually?.I?...
More About: Dire , Rect

britney spears new sex tape
2007-10-09 03:56:00
Saw this gem of an article today on Monsters And Critics, just thought I'd share this with everyone:Britney Spears was filmed having sex with a stranger she met on vacation, it has been claimed.The 28-year-old unnamed man met the 'Toxic' singer while holidaying in Hawaii last June and secretly recorded them having sex in a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast.Oh Britney, how low can you go? How does someone go from shagging gay popstar (yes, I mean you Timberlake) to wannabe wigger K-Fed to this? What's next, hooking up with someone you meet at rehab, wait, scratch that, you did that too. What the fuck are you thinking?What's with the name Toxic anyways? How 80's cliche can this guy go? Hey, the American Gladiators called, they want their cheesy name back. He claims he has not sold the tape yet because he is embarrassed by his own performance.Beer Dick! Beer Dick! Beer Dick! Someone's probably suffering from erectile dysfunction. Viagra would help, but ...