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necrophiliacs beware, we are on to you
2008-05-19 12:57:00
Man admits desecrating corpse of 92-year-oldTuesday, May 13, 2008BY RUSSELL BEN-ALIStar-Ledger Staff A lab technician accused of sexually abusing the corpse of a 92-year-old woman inside a Teaneck hospital morgue pleaded guilty yesterday to desecration of human remains. Kidding, right? Did someone dare him to do it or something? Jeez. It's bad enough that he's fucking a corpse, he had to choose an old wrinkly corpse? What, there aren't any young corpse for you to violate, you sick fuck? This fucker has some serious Norman Bates issues, coupled with some sexually depraved geriatric tendencies.Anthony Merino, 25, of Manhattan faces up to seven years in prison when he is sentenced for the second-degree crime on July 11. But under a complicated plea agreement negotiated between his attorney, Savyon Grant, and the Bergen County Prosecutor's Office, Merino could file a motion to have his sentence reconsidered and be placed on five years' probation after serving 11 months, 15 days in ...
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star wars rap
2008-04-23 06:58:00
OMG, as I was Google-ing for something, which I forgot what it was, this morning, I happened to stumble upon this. Star Wars Rap. It's fucking hilarious. Do check it out. Another version.Of course, for those who are less hip, there is a Andrew Lloyd Webber type of musical for you.Or for those like myself that get amused by stupid silly little things like monkeys scratching their butt, here's one with Yoda doing some breakdancing.And of course, I've always had a gripe with Lucas for excluding this Dark Jedi character from both the new and old Star Wars trilogy.Maybe the force be with you.

relay for life
2008-04-23 03:26:00
I promised my friend Effie that I'm going to post this activity of hers on my blog. So here it is.National Cancer Society Malaysia has organised an activity "Relay For Life " from 6pm on 31 May 08 to 10am on 1 June 08 at MSN Training Stadium Bukit Jalil. "Relay For Life is a fun, outdoor and overnight fundraising event where teams of 10 to 15 people take turns to walk around a local oval.The event honours those whose lives have been touched by cancer.Celebrate life and create hope by joining your friends, family, cancer survivors and their carers in the common goal of defeating cancer." Please visit the below websites for more info if you would like to know more: http://www.relayforlife.org/relay/ http://www.relay.cancercouncil.com.au/abo ut.htmlFor those who are interested please fill up the form as attached, we can either join as a group or you can form your own group with your friends. Indeed, you may join as volunteer too. Before I forget, I've uploaded the form to Rapidshare he...

chinese traditions, paper wastage
2008-04-10 03:49:00
This stupid thought came to me the other day. I was 'celebrating' Qing Ming Festival with my family and I've noticed something. Has anyone ever thought of how much paper we waste every year, doing this kind of thing. I mean, this has to stop.This is a stupid tradition. I mean, food offerings are one thing. I mean, you eat 'em after you finish with the prayers. But burning a life size Papier-mâché Mercedes-Benz complete with a driver inside (the driver's made of paper of course, we're not savages) is just fucking stupid. Look at the pictures I took below.Fuck! Some of those paper offering are not even burnt. They are scattered all over the fucking cemetery. Think of the trees people. The world is becoming barren because people are just cutting down the trees for this stupid reason. The paper is not being used for anything. Fuck! So much work put into producing color papers that you just burn at the end. It's not even recycled.And here are some facts that I found on Wikipedia, ...
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virginity for sale?
2008-04-05 12:35:00
Loss of virginity: Woman files suit against hubbyThe Borneo Postby Jong Yee LingKUCHING: A school teacher has brought a civil suit against her husband claiming for a few million ringgit damages over the loss of her virginity.Did he drop it somewhere or was it misplaced? Husband:Dammit, I knew I should have gotten that hole in the pocket stitched. Now it's costing me fucking 3 million ringgit. Shit!The plaintiff, about 30 years old, from Kuching, is bringing an action against her businessman husband (the first defendant), father-in-law (second defendant), and the mother-in-law (third defendant), all from Serian. Now the husband's probably thinking "Was it me, or was it mom or dad who loss her virginity. I knew I should have turned back to the diner the other day when I sensed that something was missing on my way back. Fuck!"It was said that the writ of summons as well as the statement of claims had been served on all three defendants.Of course it's the first. Who in their right fu...
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rosie o'donell has a "mini me"
2008-03-22 09:00:00
Lazy Saturday afternoon. It's raining outside. I'm sick as a dog, if indeed dogs are sick all the time. I don't know why people say sick as a dog. Well anyways, I am truly sick. But not the fatal kind, of course. If it was, I'd probably be at the hospital by now, fuck the blogging (Ah, blasphemy, I know). Let's just say, I'm suffering from something that causes me to "output at both ends, whenever I input". Nuff said.So, me being stuck at home now, naturally, I would most definitely catchup on my DVD backlogs. And the movie that I'm watching is, wait for it, "Elizabeth: The Golden Age". I know, who would have thought. As cynical and depressing as I am, I can appreciate a good artsy movie now and then.Overall, pretty damn good movie. I can definitely see why Cate Blanchett got nominated for an Oscar for playing the role of Elizabeth twice. But she lost out both times. Fuck.Anyways, as I was watching the 2nd Elizabeth movie, I've noticed something very funny in the movie. In ...
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i am a nursemaid
2008-03-17 15:15:00
I found this Flash personality quiz today. Pretty interesting.Try this:(click here for full screen)Basically, what it does is, it asks you to answer a bunch of "this or that" type of questions and it will somehow pop up with an analysis of what kind of person you are.I am a fucking Nursemaid, in other words, I'm a pushover. Which sucks balls because it's basically saying I'm everyone's bitch. The explanation of my personality sort of sums me up as someone who prances around the meadow singing tunes from "The sound of music". Which, if you guys read my blog, know I definitely am not Julie Andrews.No fair, do over.Do share your results with me. I'm curious, what kind of sick people read my blog.

world's oldest person is in malaysia, not israel nor america
2008-03-05 06:17:00
This is something interesting I accidentally stumbled upon the other day. Fuck all the claims around the world claiming that they have world's oldest living person. I can tell you this is bullshit. Malaysia oddly enough have the world's oldest living people. Note that I said people not person. Because, it's not only one person. There's like a bunch of them.How did I know this? My friend, whom I've decided not to name, sent me an email this nifty online application by the Malaysian Elections Commission. Basically, what this online application does is that, you enter your National Registration Identification Card (NRIC)number into the application, and it checks whether you are a registered voter and if you are, it basically tells you where you can cast your vote for the upcoming Malaysian 12th General Election. Pretty cool, right?And because our NRIC number comes in a particular format, anyone with a random number generator can key in a particular sequence of number in to the web...
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mom made daughter an internet porn star
2008-02-26 04:33:00
Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter Mother ArrestedPOSTED: 8:19 pm CST February 21, 2008UPDATED: 8:54 pm CST February 22, 2008OMAHA, Neb. -- An Omaha-area mother is wanted by police on allegations child abuse and three child pornography charges after she allegedly posted child pornography on Web sites featuring images of her teenage daughter.All I can say is "WHAT THE FUCK". What kind of fucking parents would do this kind of thing to their kids? What is the fucking world coming to? What are we, animals? What's next, eating the young? Infanticide?The Douglas County attorney filed charges against the 49-year-old woman on Thursday. Omaha police had a warrant for her arrest. She was arrested late Friday afternoon.The woman's teenage daughter discovered photos of herself online in December 2006, while doing a Google search of her own name.So, the daughter's also one of those lame ass vain people who like Googling themselves over the internet. I'm not saying that it's a bad...
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valentine's day post
2008-02-14 01:43:00
I've decided that since I have nothing good to say about this day, I'm going to just shut up and not say anything bad about it at all and ruin everyone's Valentine's day.Instead of straightforward tribute that people usually post in their blog for Valentine's day, I've decided I am going to post a video instead. As cynical as I am towards life as a whole, I am an incredible sucker when it comes to romantic comedies. I just love 'em. Love em.So I've decided to post this video from one of my favorite movie of all time, featuring Julia Stiles (she's not pretty, but I dig her, A LOT), and the late Heath Ledger. Amazing poem by Julia Stiles' character, one of my favorite poems about love.Here goes:And the poem goes:I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare.I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.I hate you so much it makes me sick.It even makes me rhyme.I hate it -- I hate the way...
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happy chinese new year 2008?
2008-02-04 15:48:00
Chinese New Year is around the corner. Very close corners. It's in two days to be exact. So I've decided to do the cliché thing and do a post on Chinese New Year , same thing I did with X'mas.So here are some facts about Chinese New Year that you might not have heard of, some which were swiped from Wikipedia:People in China believe that as they enter a new year, they should drop the last year into the silence limbo of the past. Common Chinese New Year Activity includes cleaning the houses from top to bottom, purchasing new clothes, paying off debts, painting their doors and window panes, and even getting new haircuts. Traditional Chinese New Year Facts bring forth the essence of new life and new hopes.Chinese New Year's Eve is known as Chúx? (??). Chu literally means "change" and xi means "Eve".Celebrated in areas with large populations of ethnic Chinese, Chinese New Year is considered a major holiday for the Chinese and has had a strong influence on the new year celebrations of ...
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psa: please help find sharlinie, 5-year old girl abducted from her home
2008-01-30 02:56:00
Today marks the 3rd week little Sharlinie Mohd Nasyar has been missing, after being abducted from her home in Taman Medan, Petaling Jaya. Please click here to read the news posting on her abduction.Here's what she looks like:And here's what the suspected abductor looks like:Kinda looks like Snoop Dogg, don't you think?Anyhow, if you've seen her or have any information pertaining to her whereabouts or abduction, please contact the following numbers:Father (Nasyar): 016-270 9096 / 016-258 3450Police: 03 7966 2222 / 999 (or contact your nearest police station)You can also help by creating more visibility on her abduction in your housing and work area by printing and distributing this poster.And pray to God, that she's still alive when we find her. We don't want another Nurin Jazlin on our hands.And if you are the ass ramming, cock sucking, douche loving, motherfucker who has her. LET HER GO! PLEASE! Just go and fuck a goat if you need some release, damnit! Here's to your dick ro...
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are men are becoming pussies? is this where we are heading?
2008-01-29 09:15:00
Is it me, or are men growing softer? Is being a more feminine man more acceptable these days. When I say these days, I mean, days where we find men doing facial with chemical exfoliation and going to spas and shit. Where men utter things like "Am I getting fat?", instead of their woman.That's not even it. We are at an age where.. let me start from the beginning... there I was just sitting at McD the other day, while waiting to watch a "man movie" Rambo 4, and I happen to snap these (discretely, I might add):(Click to enlarge)Notice those "guys" (and I use the term loosely) are holding onto their girlfriends' handbags. You'd think the guy was holding onto the girlfriends' bag while she goes to the loo (which is still acceptable to me), but no. They were walking around the fucking mall like hand-in-hand, with her holding onto nothing. The guy was carry his own bag and her bag. The guy didn't even notice it. He looked like he was happy to do it. He didn't even wince or anything. ...
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teens sticking it to the adults via "teen buzz" ringtone
2008-01-22 16:55:00
As I was spring cleaning today, I saw a very backdated copy of NST (local newspaper), with an article about a special ringtone, called Teen Buzz that can be only heard by kids and not adults. I thought "Damn, this is interesting". So, like a good internet junkie, I Googled for it. Found it, swiped it from some website illegally, and uploaded it to Rapidshare.Click here to download the file.I played it, I had no problem hearing it. I guess I'm not so old after all. Tried it on Mom, she can't hear it. I guess it works. Nice.Brilliant, don't you think?Oh, and please try it out. Try it on your friends. See if you or any of your friends hear anything. Do leave me a comment if you hear it or don't hear it.P.S. You should hear a very sharp piercing sound.
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malaysian mp wife admitted to ICU for botched plastic surgery
2008-01-21 02:12:00
Malaysia prompts draft guidelines for cosmetic surgerySun, Jan 20 02:16 PMKuala Lumpur, Jan 20 (IANS) The wife of a Malaysian MP is fighting for her life following a botched cosmetic surgery, prompting the government to plan guidelines for aesthetic medicine and surgery.Serves you right, you vain bitch! A cheap, vain bitch, in fact. No. A stupid, cheap, vain bitch.Stupid because she ignored the ignored the cardinal rule of medical consultation. "Reference, reference, reference". Get some testimonial from an ex-patient or something. You'd think someone would do a little background check, on their surgeon before letting these hack of doctors carve them up. This so-called plastic surgeon of hers took a 3-week correspondence course in plastic surgery. I mean, come on. A 3-week correspondence course? I can't even finish one semester of "Biology 101" in 3 months.Cheap because, she's a Datin (look it up here if you don't know what a Datin is) ferchrissakes. Can't she afford to pay for...
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my first psa: kam lun tai restaurant, seri petaling
2008-01-15 02:52:00
I've actually received this "notice" from Vivien about a month ago, I thought nothing of it. Read it, IM-ed everyone I know who eat there regularly or has ever eaten there, we laughed, we puked (if any), and deleted the mail. Up until last night, I received this again from Queenie (who was in another clique and not in the original spam list from Vivien). I think it's fate. I think it came back for a reason. I had to publish this in my blog. So here goes:> From: Tony Pua> To: > Subject: Beware of Kum Lun Tai Restaurant > Date: Mon, 05 November 2007 13:01:20 +0800I write to inform everyone about the apalling experience my family and I went through last week at Kum Lun Tai Restaurant in Seri Petaling. This is quite a sad experience for me because I have been eating at Kum Lun Tai restaurants (but at another branch in Chinatown, KL) and also always buy their mooncakes for many years.After what my family and I experience last week at Kum Lun Tai Seri Petaling, we have decide to boycott...

wtf, where was i when evil dead turned into a musical?
2008-01-13 15:11:00
Where was I when this happened? Was I in some sort of hibernation when this happened? Was my "net-dar" (internet radar, like the much like the gay-dar) out of whack? Rosie O'Donnell was still on the View, and this was Halloween. It can't be that long ago, can it?This is just sick. They turned a classic into a piece of shit amateur musical. And the sad part is Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell green-lighted this piece of crap. The songs suck. The cast looks stupid. What were they thinking? What's next? Exorcist the Musical . Wait. That already happened.Fucking hell. What's the deal with all these musicals? Can't they just leave the classics, classics? What else? Braindead the Musical? Re-Animator? Fucking hell.My only solace is that I know Sam Raimi is making another Evil Dead movie in 2009. But please, PLEASE bring Ash Back.Anyone think I should start an online petition just to make sure Sam Raimi doesn't fuck it up and replace the Ash character with Matt Damon or something?Support ...
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standard workday for me
2008-01-11 03:21:00
Typical day at work for me.8:45AM Arrive at work, late. Punch in. Pretend to look frustrated. Head straight to cubicle without making any eye contact until properly seated. 8:50AM Remove notebook from bag. Place notebook on table. Plug in mouse, headphone and LAN cable. Power up notebook.8:51AM Propose to workstation by going on one knee to plug in AC adapter to power socket under workstation. Once placed AC adapter is power socket, get out from under workstation to consummate the marriage by sticking the AC adapter's 'power stick' into notebook's 'hole'.9:00AM Log into network. Load Outlook. Click 'Send/Receive' and wait for mail to download. Leave cubicle while waiting for mail to download.9:10AM Head to cafeteria. Get food. Look for fellow slacker. Position ass at fellow slackers' table. Force self to scarf down cold breakfast as food is not heated.10:00AM Stroll back to cubicle. Position ass at cubicle.10:05AMLog back onto network. Check Outlook mail. Reply if/when nece...
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shit happens doctor, and patients rights in malaysia
2008-01-08 15:10:00
I snapped this on my way home from work, I was driving when I snapped this, in you are wondering why the picture looks crooked. Click to enlarge.Which got me thinking about the guy behind the wheel. Like what kind of doctor would put that combination of car-sticker in the back of his/her car. Could he/she be a:proctologist (colon)I think it would be really funny if the guy's a proctologist. A really ironic play on words, don't you think. I mean, the guy deals with assholes (the rectal kind, not the human kind) all the time, a little shit here and there would be part of the job.surgeon (any kind)Surgeon calling patient, "Er, Mr Smith, I don't know how to tell you this, I accidentally left my forceps in you when I cut you up earlier last month. So you'll have to come in and let us take it out of you. And that probably explains why you can't lie down on your stomach properly. Oh, by the way, it turns out that we did not have to amputate your penis after all. That red rash that you...
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malaysian health minister admits he was caught on video having sex with a w
2008-01-02 04:43:00
Chua says sorry over sex DVDBy NELSON BENJAMIN and HAMDAN RAJA ABDULLAHSEGAMAT: Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek has admitted that he is the politician shown in the sex DVD that is being circulated in Johor.Another politician sex tape? Oooooh...like it's something new. This is NOTHING new. Come one, Chu Mei Feng (Taiwan), Yahya Zaini (Indonesia), ring any bells? What's the big deal? But funny how this happens to surface when its election year.He said the woman seen in the DVD was a personal friend.Oh, god forbid it's with a non personal friend. Having sex with a personal friend makes it better than a non-personal friend? WTF? Just for fun, lets look the the definition of the word friend. According to Wordnet at Princeton, a friend is defined as:a person you know well and regard with affection and trustWe know that there's affection there, if there isn't, he won't be humping her. And he trusts her to get him offally: an associate who provides assistanceAn associate th...
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another week wasted at home. thank you, god of procrastination
2007-12-31 03:01:00
Shit! I haven't posted in a week. Been procrastinating a lot the past week, as I was clearing my residual annual leave. Took a couple of days off. But since it was a long week, I've decided to set a few goals for myself. They are:Goal 1: Get replacement IC - Done I've been wanting to do this for the longest time. My MyCard crapped out on me. It turns out that you can't do shit at banks when they can't read the fucking chip on the card. And when you want to open a new account at the bank, they need to be able to read the chip so that they can validate that you are who you are against the National Registration Department's (NRD) database. Ain't that a bitch? Well, went in, paid RM10, took a picture and came out within 30 minutes. The only problem is, both the NRD staff I spoke to with (sounds weird), told me two 2 different ETA on when I was able to pick up my new card. Fuck!Goal 2: Visit the Eye on Malaysia - ProcrastinatedI actually planned to go to the Eye yesterday (30th), ...
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t'was the night before christmas, and i have been stood up
2007-12-24 15:10:00
Check out the time of the post. It is now 10:11 PM. T'was the night before X'mas. Not a creature was stirring except me. Yours truly was stood up at the last minute, which 'sucks balls' big time because I sitting here blogging rather than out partying. Well, I don't really feel so bad after CF IM-ed me tonight telling me that's he's got nothing to do up in SG too. At least I'm not alone.So, I've decided to pathetically salvage the night by doing a post on Christmas that I never intended to do at the first place, since it's X'mas Eve after all. Here are some facts about Christmas that you might not have heard off before (note to self, nice grammar numbnuts, ending a sentence with two prepositions - the atrocity):"Hot cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. It was a game in which the other players took turns striking the blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. "Hot cockles" was still a Christmas pastime until the...
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a christmas meme
2007-12-21 03:56:00
I've been tagged with my first meme by Bucky from The West Virginia Blogger.The object is simple. Answer the following questions about Christmas as it pertains to you and then pass it on to seven friends.1. Wrapping or gift bags?I don't suck at wrapping gifts but I find it too troublesome, I can't get the corners just right. So, I guess I'll go with gift bags.2. Real or artificial tree?I would prefer a real one, but they don't sell real ones where I live. I don't even think I can get one in this country.3. When do you put up the tree?I don't. I prefer real ones, refer to 2. Plastic ones just don't do it for me.4. When do you take the tree down?When I had a tree, I'll take it down when it starts shedding or turns brown. 5. Do you like egg nog?Not particularly. I don't hate it, but I can't say that I love it either.6. Favorite gift received as a child?A picture book on everything I need to know about Star Wars. It was the 80's. We didn't have internet then.7. Do you have ...
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customized perodua viva, i can't f-ing believe it
2007-12-21 02:57:00
Went to watch The Warlords at Pavilion GSC with a friend last night and I saw this 'gem' of a car. (Click to enlarge)Who would have thought? The Perodua Viva was a pretty decent looking car, even on its own. Now someone turned it into something a gangsta-rized suburban Barbie would drive. WTF? If you are curious (and I mean you, my foreign friends because you've probably never heard of the brand Perodua before), the car looks like this before:I can't fucking believe it. Someone actually spent money on this. 10-1 odds, the owner is a girl, or some guy who likes Barbie way too much. And I bet that if she/he has her way, every fucking thing she/he owns is pink. I bet she/he's someone who rather use a buy an expensive Sony Vaio notebook (which comes in pink) than use a desktop because monitors don't come in pink.

create your own celebrity look alike collage
2007-12-19 09:31:00
I found this cool application online the other day. MyHeritage.com basically hosts this online application that allows you to upload a photo of to their website, and then the facial recognition software in their website will try to match your face to a celebrity (or celebrities). After they've done the matching, the application will give you the option to save the collage or upload it to some social networking website like Friendster or Facebook.I've decided to test this website with a few celebrity pictures. Here's what I came up with (click on collage to enlarge):Helena Bonham Carter as Ari from Planet of the ApesI've always suspected that Liza Minelli looks like a monkey. This proves it.Mike Myers as Austin Powers from Austin PowersJaneane Garofalo, what the hell happened to you? I thought you were hot in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. You've reduced yourself to a female Austin powers.Michele Pfeiffer as Lamie from StardustThis sucks. When Michelle Pfeiffer gets old, she tur...
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kl to become wireless city from mid-2008. bad idea
2007-12-19 01:55:00
KL to become ' wireless city' from mid-2008 The WiFi facility is aimed at increasing broadband coverage in the Klang Valley to 90 per cent of the population by 2010KUALA Lumpur is set to be a ?wireless city? with free wireless Internet coverage for two years from the middle of next year, Datuk Bandar Datuk Abdul Hakim Borhan said today.That's bullshit! It's like getting people hooked on the whole wireless thing and then taking it away. Cold turkey. And then if you want to continue using it, you have to pay through your nose.Doesn't that sound like a drug dealer would do? Like "the first one's free, if you want more, you have to pay to sample the merchandise?". The WiFi facility, which laptops can readily access, will make it possible for 80 per cent of the federal capital?s 1.5 million residents to access the Internet via broadband, he added.Yes, everyone can get wireless. But the connection would be a bitch. Everyone would be torrent-ing like there's no tomorrow. Noone would...
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how to decide who to marry: by kids (and me?)
2007-12-18 02:51:00
I found this article called "How To Decide Who to Marry : By Kids " by Salma Runman from this website called DivineCaroline.com. I've decided to add my two-cents onto each question, just because ... because I have nothing to do now.How would you make your marriage work?Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.Ricky, age 10Plenty of sex. Plenty of communication. Plenty of food. And they don't have to be mutually exclusive of each other.But seriously, I think, the most important thing is to just listen to your wife/girlfriend or domestic partner. Just agree with whatever she says. Just do whatever she wants you to do. You don't have to like it. Even if you hated it, just zip it and do it. Less argument, less stress. You'll live longer.Wait... maybe living longer might not be a good idea if I hated everything she wanted me to do. Oh well.How can a stranger tell if two people are married?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at t...

kid turned in by satanist for planning to kill grandparents
2007-12-17 04:55:00
Click to enlargeTeen Held After Threat Sent to SatanistsCORTLAND, Ohio (AP) -- A teenager was arrested after a leader of the Church of Satan turned over to the FBI an e-mail the high school student had written to the sect in which he threatened to kill his grandparents, authorities said.A kid threatening to kill his or her guardian. That's really nothing new. I don't even think its something to raise any alarm for. Everyone at some point in their life has thought about offing their parents, even if they are not some certified deranged lunatic. Come on, you're not going to tell me you've never EVER thought of a way to off your parents. Not even once? I have to call bullshit right there.Just thinking of offing someone doesn't really mean you are going to do it. It's just something that you do. Something that you do when you have nothing to do. Something that you think of doing when you are mad at someone. So what.Andrew Culver, 18, told police the e-mail detailing his intention ...
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cop sabotaged by wife, she spiked his meatballs with marijuana
2007-12-13 09:30:00
Click to enlarge.NY cop says wife spiked meatballs A US counter-terrorism police officer who says he failed a drugs test because his wife spiked his meatballs with marijuana is suing to get his job back. Anthony Chiofalo, of New York Police Department (NYPD), has asked Manhattan Supreme Court to challenge his firing. When interviewed, Anthony Chiofalo made the following statement, "I thought the meatballs tasted funny. I suspected something when I noticed that I was running after imaginary chickens in my backyard in my wife's underwear".That's just funny. Why would he sue the NYPD? He should have sued the wife. It's just not right. This falls into one of things that you should never do. Ever. You don't screw with a man's job. That's what your colleagues at work do, not your own wife. You should not expect that same shit to happen when you at home.He was suspended in 2005 after 22 years of service, for failing a random test. I don't know how these random dope test happen. Are...
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baby stuck in toilet after mom passes out
2007-12-12 05:06:00
Woman gives birth in train lavatoryPANS OUT WELL: A rescue team had trouble pulling the baby out of the toilet because her left leg was wedged in the basin. A mechanic then had to be brought in to help By Shelley ShanSTAFF REPORTER Saturday, Dec 08, 2007, Page 2 A Taiwan Railway Administration (TRA) express train was delayed for more than an hour yesterday morning as a 36-year-old woman gave birth to a child in one of the lavatories.Now that's a first. I wouldn't know how to take this. I mean, that woman went in to take a poop but she squirted out a baby instead. It's not even the same 'hole'. How the fuck can this happen?Wouldn't she have to go into labor first? There are like stages of shit that can happen before she can push the baby out (if you are interested, please read Stages of Labor: It's Baby Time from the Mayo Clinic website). It's like she went in to the toilet and out comes the baby, and skipped all that other stuff.The woman, identified by her last name Shao (?...
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