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Woman Gives Birth to Herself
2007-11-14 03:09:00 Sondra Waldron was the first woman in known world history to give birth. To herself. Following a brutal forty-seven hours of labor Yellowpoint Community Hospital, in Yellowpoint, Quebec, the woman?s newborn turned out to be non other than herself. Scientists, doctors, creationists, and religious leaders around the world are bewildered and baffled by the unexpected ... More About: Science , News , Politics , Murder , Religion
Family Locked in Supermarket Over Veteran?s Day Weekend Starves
2007-11-12 23:09:00 A family of four was found starved to death in a Save-A-Lot in Indiana this morning by two employees. It was said they were locked inside the grocery store over Veteran?s Day weekend and died of malnourishment. Carmel Indiana is a rapidly grown suburban city near Indianapolis. Ian Fairfax opened Save-A-Lot just two years ago and ... More About: America , Murder , Business , Family , Health
Brawl Between Spanish King and Hugo Chavez
2007-11-11 19:27:00 The King of Spain, Juan Carlos I, and the Socialist President of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, were inches and words away from a bare-knuckle fist fight at a Latin American/Iberian summit that included Europe an nations Spain and Portugal. King Carlos furiously ended Chavez?s communist rants shouting, ?Why don?t you just SHUT UP?? On multiple occasions, Chavez angrily ... More About: Politics , Terrorism , Government , World
Al Gore Checks In to Overeaters Anonymous
2007-11-10 21:52:00 The Global Warming fanatic who recently won a Nobel Peace Prize for his environmental scare tactics was spotted at an Overeaters Anonymous Los Angeles meeting by a rehab member. Since Gore’s humiliating public defeat to George Bush in the 2000 Presidential election, the former Clinton Vice-President has put on an overwhelming 103lbs. Food binges are common of depressed individuals ... More About: Science , Politics , Health , Environment
Tony Blair to Move to United States
2007-11-09 00:21:00 Following his termination of office as third-term Prime Minister of Great Britain, and replaced by the Conservative Gordon Brown, Tony Blair wishes for a new lifestyle, a cleansing. In a recent interview, the moderate ?New? Labour Party member has stated his complete withdrawal from British politics and the isle all together. A close relative of the ... More About: Politics , America , Bush , Europe , England
Chavez Preaches Wiccan Book To Venezuelans
2007-11-07 02:09:00 Hugo Chavez has openly declared his new conversion to Wicca, a nature-based religion, early Monday morning. To the astonishment of many followers, or Chavistas, he has already begun pushing the conversion of the entire nation to Wicca with a fully televised announcement. Wicca is an ancient nature-based religion with converts scattered all over the world. Wiccans, meaning “naked ... More About: Politics , Religion , Entertainment , World , South America
California Blaze Creates Tree-Hugging Ceremony
2007-11-07 00:32:00 The most recent northern California forest fire, caused by an eight year old boy on a family hiking trip, has started mass rallies of environmentalists, conservationists, and other Californians in an effort to save the burning trees. This afternoon, at least fourteen thousand members of the Californian Green Institute, the Save Mother Earth Group, and ... More About: Health , North America , Issues , Oil
Keep Lethal Injection!
2007-11-06 03:30:00 Since 1968, when Texas first introduced this efficient method of execution, the lethal injection has had minimal, if any opposition. Why? Because it works, does it not? This year however, one will find it hard to commute to work and back without hearing about another tragic story of murderers suffering hours of excruciating pain whilst ... More About: Science , Murder , Terrorism , Health , Technology
New Trans Fat in Town
More articles from this author:2007-11-05 22:00:00 The Butter Stick would like to announce it’s debut as the newest fake news source on the internet. We look forward to becoming the nation’s - no - the world’s most unhealthy newsbite. Sit back, read, digest, and don’t forget to take your pills. Have some oxygen and a heart pump standing by because we don’t know yet how ... More About: Town , Trans , Tran , Trans Fat 1, 2 |
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