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Editorial: Son Of A Bitch Stole My Gas
2008-05-27 00:58:00 What a day in April it was. The prior week's light showers gave birth to new flowers and a healthy dark green lawn. Of course, as the man of the house, I found myself outside on a crisp but slightly warm morning fixing the blade of an overturned lawnmower. What do I see out of the corner of my eye? Greg Lynch, childhood friend and next door neighbor for fifteen years, crouching down nearly out of sight, siphoning gas from my Ford F-150. More About: America , War On Terror , Global Warming , Bush , Terrorism
Hooker Resigns As President of Whorehouse
2008-03-22 00:50:00 During the latest governmental scandal, in which Eliot Spitzer was charged two to six years in federal prison for his $80,000 worth of prostitution “hiring” practices over the course of a decade, two individuals were forced to resign from their executive posts in New York state. One was Spitzer, resigned as Governor of NY. The ... More About: President , Hooker
Hooker Resigns As President of Whorehouse
2008-03-22 00:50:00 During the latest governmental scandal, in which Eliot Spitzer was charged two to six years in federal prison for his $80,000 worth of prostitution “hiring” practices over the course of a decade, two individuals were forced to resign from their executive posts in New York state. One was Spitzer, resigned as Governor of NY. The ... More About: President , Hooker
Sex & Porn Industry Outsourced
2008-02-22 01:04:00 The United States economy of the 21st century has hit a new low with the current economic recession. Surprisingly, the latest industry to suffer is the porn and sex industry, which is outsourced daily by cheaper “sex slaves” in Asia and Latin America and by the changing preferences of the American consumer. More and more Americans, ... More About: Videos , Business , Religion , Economy
Sex & Porn Industry Outsourced
2008-02-22 01:04:00 The United States economy of the 21st century has hit a new low with the current economic recession. Surprisingly, the latest industry to suffer is the porn and sex industry, which is outsourced daily by cheaper “sex slaves” in Asia and Latin America and by the changing preferences of the American consumer. More and more Americans, ... More About: Videos , Business , Religion , Economy
Mitt Romney: ?Running Was a Waste of Money?
2008-02-16 01:35:00 Recent Republican Presidential dropout candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that running for a seat in the oval office has officially been a “complete waste of money” for him and his corporate sponsors. Romney announced his withdrawal from the Presidential race Thursday, February 7th, two days following Super Tuesday. Having lost a majority of the states to ... More About: Politics , America , Business , Religion , Christianity
Mitt Romney: ?Running Was a Waste of Money?
2008-02-16 01:35:00 Recent Republican Presidential dropout candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that running for a seat in the oval office has officially been a “complete waste of money” for him and his corporate sponsors. Romney announced his withdrawal from the Presidential race Thursday, February 7th, two days following Super Tuesday. Having lost a majority of the states to ... More About: Politics , America , Business , Religion , Christianity
Interview with Dropout Presidential Candidate Giuliani
2008-02-02 05:01:00 The Butter Stick, like many other political news establishments, has requested an interview with former mayor of New York City, President of 9/11, and US Presidential candidate dropout Rudolph Giuliani for three months. Following his resignation from the race to the White House, Giuliani gladly accepted a short interview with the Butter Stick?s own Editor-in-Chief, ... More About: Politics , Global Warming , Murder , Terrorism , Sports
Interview with Dropout Presidential Candidate Giuliani
2008-02-02 05:01:00 The Butter Stick, like many other political news establishments, has requested an interview with former mayor of New York City, President of 9/11, and US Presidential candidate dropout Rudolph Giuliani for three months. Following his resignation from the race to the White House, Giuliani gladly accepted a short interview with the Butter Stick?s own Editor-in-Chief, ... More About: Politics , Global Warming , Murder , Terrorism , Sports
Scientists Conclude: Salt Contains Dangerously High Levels of Sodium
2008-01-26 22:58:00 Pizza, burgers, and soda are well-known health risks for anyone - young or old. But how many people have actually considered the dangers of the preservative and condiment we all regularly put into our diet? Health experts are talking about salt as recent studies have shown this dietary mineral to contain dangerously high levels of ... More About: Science , Business , Humor , Technology
Scientists Conclude: Salt Contains Dangerously High Levels of Sodium
2008-01-26 22:58:00 Pizza, burgers, and soda are well-known health risks for anyone - young or old. But how many people have actually considered the dangers of the preservative and condiment we all regularly put into our diet? Health experts are talking about salt as recent studies have shown this dietary mineral to contain dangerously high levels of ... More About: Science , Business , Humor , Technology
Editorial: Cultural Studies of Romania
2008-01-24 01:37:00 First off, I’d like to say happy belated Christmas and New Year on behalf of all the staff of the Butter Stick. I, Walter Craig, have just recently arrived back from my one month holiday “vacation” in Romania, an have an obligation to pass on the knowledge gained of my cultural studies in this formerly Communist nation ... More About: Science , Politics , America , Europe , Technology
Editorial: Cultural Studies of Romania
2008-01-24 01:37:00 First off, I’d like to say happy belated Christmas and New Year on behalf of all the staff of the Butter Stick. I, Walter Craig, have just recently arrived back from my one month holiday “vacation” in Romania, an have an obligation to pass on the knowledge gained of my cultural studies in this formerly Communist nation ... More About: Science , Politics , America , Europe , Technology
The Butter Stick Goes to Romania
2007-12-17 03:08:00 Pack your bags, the Butter Stick, your favorite neo-conservative news corporation, is visiting formerly Communist Bloc Romania in Eastern Europe , the lesser and more deprived of the two Europes. Walter Craig, Editor-In-Chief of the Butter Stick, is taking a two week tour of Romania as part of a multi-national reporting campaign of the country?s history, culture, ... More About: Politics , Travel , Poverty
The Butter Stick Goes to Romania
2007-12-17 03:08:00 Pack your bags, the Butter Stick, your favorite neo-conservative news corporation, is visiting formerly Communist Bloc Romania in Eastern Europe , the lesser and more deprived of the two Europes. Walter Craig, Editor-In-Chief of the Butter Stick, is taking a two week tour of Romania as part of a multi-national reporting campaign of the country?s history, culture, ... More About: Politics , Travel , Poverty
Buddhist Monk Counts to Infinity
2007-12-16 04:21:00 Sung Moon, a Buddhist monk from Tibet, China spent his entire childhood and adulthood doing one thing: reciting numbers. Since first learning how to speak and count numbers, it has been the only thing this holy man has done for the past 78 years of his life. At four A.M., Saturday morning, the numerical whispers rhythmically ... More About: Science , Religion , Funny , Humor , Humour
Buddhist Monk Counts to Infinity
2007-12-16 04:21:00 Sung Moon, a Buddhist monk from Tibet, China spent his entire childhood and adulthood doing one thing: reciting numbers. Since first learning how to speak and count numbers, it has been the only thing this holy man has done for the past 78 years of his life. At four A.M., Saturday morning, the numerical whispers rhythmically ... More About: Science , Religion , Funny , Humor , Humour
Editorial: Kucinich Wants Hammer & Sickle Healthcare
2007-12-11 02:50:00 Universal healthcare. Socialized medicine. Dennis Kucinich for President. Multiple synonyms for one thing - communism in the United States. Dennis Kucinich, a Democrat, is the only candidate in either party with a plan for universal, single-payer, not-for-profit healthcare. But let?s take a look at his credibility - he was also the only Democratic candidate that voted ... More About: Healthcare , Editorial , Hammer
Editorial: Kucinich Wants Hammer & Sickle Healthcare
2007-12-11 02:50:00 Universal healthcare. Socialized medicine. Dennis Kucinich for President. Multiple synonyms for one thing - communism in the United States. Dennis Kucinich, a Democrat, is the only candidate in either party with a plan for universal, single-payer, not-for-profit healthcare. But let?s take a look at his credibility - he was also the only Democratic candidate that voted ... More About: Healthcare , Editorial , Hammer , Heal
Editorial: Mitt Romney is Our Preacher
2007-12-08 00:54:00 He’s a Mormon, and I’m a Catholic, but we’re both the common Christian conservative fighting for a moral high ground and the establishment of good, clean, family values in the homes of every America n. Mitt Romney’s defense of a religious America at the last Republican debate was nothing less of heroically outstanding. The GOP rectified most ... More About: Politics , Elections , Murder , Terrorism
Editorial: Mitt Romney is Our Preacher
2007-12-08 00:54:00 He’s a Mormon, and I’m a Catholic, but we’re both the common Christian conservative fighting for a moral high ground and the establishment of good, clean, family values in the homes of every American. Mitt Romney ’s defense of a religious America at the last Republican debate was nothing less of heroically outstanding. The GOP rectified most ... More About: Editorial , Preacher
CNN/YouTube GOP Debate
2007-12-02 04:30:00 In case you missed the CNN/YouTube Republican Debate, The Right Place has a full summary of the aired event. It can be read here More About: Science , Politics , Global Warming , Elections , Murder
Drinking Age Lowered to ?This Many?
2007-12-02 03:56:00 In an act of independency from the rest of the United Kingdom, the Irish Parliament (Oireachtas) recently passed a novel federal bill which lowered the nation?s drinking age to “this many.” The bill was passed 54 to 6 on November 30 by the Seanad Oireachtas (senators of national parliament). The bill, titled the “Drink If You ... More About: Politics , Religion , Europe , England , Humour
Mexican Trees Found To Be Invading American Soil
2007-11-29 04:08:00 A recent discovery made by Southern mountainman Drew Alanzio showed that Mexican trees are far more common than our good ol’ America n trees. We followed Mr. Alanzio out into the wilderness on a hot summer day near the Southern American border only to be shocked at our speculation - Mexican trees had indeed started their invasion. Out ... More About: Science , Politics , Global Warming , Terrorism
Ron Paul Introduces Get Rich Quick Scheme
2007-11-28 00:59:00 2008 Republican hopeful and representative of the Fourteenth Congressional District of Texas, Ron Paul, is the media?s most popular and publicized candidate since Howard Dean?s speech meltdown four years ago. A professional in the field of fund raising, and currently the holder of more than $53 million in campaign funds, Paul is releasing the latest ... More About: Politics , America , Freedom , Business , Humor
Communism Found in Imported Chinese Toys
2007-11-24 01:02:00 In the most recent wave of Chinese imports to the shores of California, a surprising shipment discovery will lead to more secure border, economy, and manufacturing inspection controls. The trade agreement signed with the Chinese dictatorship ultimately backfired when it was found that imported children?s toys were coated not only in dangerous lead-based paints, but ... More About: Politics , America , Terrorism , Business , Economy
Editorial: Thank The Pilgrims For Thanksgiving
2007-11-22 19:56:00 Thanksgiving is the day we give “Thanks.” In 1629, exiled Pilgrims from the shores of England landed on Plymouth Rock for one thing: helping the starving Indians and spreading the word of the Lord for salvation. Most of us do not think of it as more than “Turkey Day,” when families gather around the dining room ... More About: America , Holidays , Humor , Health
Editorial: The Illegal Immigration & Terrorism Deal
2007-11-21 03:45:00 Illegal immigrants are terrorists and terrorists are illegal immigrants, 98% of the time. How can we combat both efficiently, cost effectively, and ethically? It is called the Illegal Immigration & Terrorism Deal, and here is how it goes. Immigrants who swim the Rio Grande and jump the fence to get into the country do so illegally. ... More About: Politics , America , Business , Economy
Suicide Bomber Crashes into Hotdog Stand Killing Hundreds
2007-11-17 21:38:00 Around 100 people have been killed, many more injured and hospitalized, as an Islamic suicide bomber crashed into a traditional New York City hotdog stand in Manhattan. Police confirm the attack was part of the Islamic “jihad” begun after September 11th. At approximately 4:35 pm Friday on East 53rd Street, Manhattan, NY, an enraged taxi-cab suicide ... More About: Politics , America , Freedom , Bush , Murder
US Mint to Release One-Sided Coin
More articles from this author:2007-11-16 02:55:00 The United States Mint is proud to release its newest line of 24-karat gold and silver coins. The new American Buffalo Coin, to be in the public?s hands by September 2008, is unique in that it is abnormally “one-sided.” A three-dimensional object unconditionally lacking a reverse side. Since their primary roll into banks in June of ... More About: News , Politics , Business , Economy , Humor 1, 2 |
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