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Battle Royale
2007-11-17 17:09:00
I have the last wedding of the year occuring in a few hours and I think the wedding planner and I are going to throw down. She’s a “church appointed” wedding planner, so she’s the tradition nazi that makes sure you kneel, sit, stand, turn-your-head-and-cough when you’re supposed to. I can deal with all of that ...
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Geegaws & Frippery
2007-11-16 13:19:00
I’ve decided to put a halt to my normal shenanigans and skedaddle to the other side of the spectrum to indulge in some good old fashioned word play. I’ve been collecting a list of words that have “fallen out of fashion” in the last century, although, I bet if you rent a copy of the ...
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A Good Fit
2007-11-15 13:09:00
If I weren’t so devotedly female, I swear, I would give up on the endeavor entirely. Now I know why parents hope for boys, it’s because being a woman is so damn complicated. For all my recently discovered inadequacies as of late, you know, my inability to touch my toes, breath properly, what have you, I ...
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Movin? On
2007-11-14 13:12:00
So Sailor Man and I managed to sell our house with minimal screwing by the buyers. I know it’s their market, but really some of the ridiculous shit we’ve been asked to give is just mind blowing. You want us to pick up both Seller and Buyers cost? Sure! Why not? You want us to ...

Free at Last
2007-11-14 00:25:00
Finals are ovaaaaaah!!!!!!! No more reading six books at once, no more trying to figure out what the hell the prof is going to ask on the test this time, no more papers to write, facts to memorize, advisor meetings, study groups, blue books, weird classmates who hum while they write and scratch their ears with ...
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The Better Man
2007-11-13 14:59:00
I knew it was over when the sex started to get good again. It’s amazing how good indifferent sex can be. After almost four years together, we didn’t combust as much as we silently resigned ourselves to fate. A year of constant fighting fizzled into a slow decline of indifference, and then into me kicking him ...