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A Pain In The Ass
More articles from this author:2007-03-07 05:03:00 This post may be painful to read. You have been warned.So before I went off on my tangent on my dreadful fear of pregnancy, I was talking about the fun times had during our annual bowling tournament. One of the bad things about bowling in the lanes that we do is that the building itself it outdated and lacks decent air flow - meaning it gets pretty damn hot by the third hour.Before continuing, you must know the following two facts about me:I sweat profusely. I have often said that I could break out in a sweat sitting butt-naked on an igloo in Antartica. It has taken much control and some damn strong deoderant to curb this problem.Because of this problem, I bathe/shower frequently. This has to do as much with saving the ozone from my rancid odor as it does saving my marriage.Now to backtrack a little. I work 12-hour shifts, from midnight to noon. Before the bowling tournament I had worked two of these shifts with only 90 minutes sleep in between. I got off work at noon, met Leslie, J... More About: Pain , The A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



