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Pic's from NY with Cornwallis
2007-11-05 14:14:00 if (typeof window.Delicious == "undefined") window.Delicious = {}; Delicious.BLOGBADGE_DEFAULT_CLASS = 'delicious-blogbadge-line'; More About: Cornwallis
Coming Soon
2007-11-02 14:31:00 if (typeof window.Delicious == "undefined") window.Delicious = {}; Delicious.BLOGBADGE_DEFAULT_CLASS = 'delicious-blogbadge-line'; More About: New Space
Space Day Seven
2007-10-31 14:15:00 Shopping by Angie McMahonSo yesterday was a big shopping day. We still don't have ownership of the space yet (we get the key today around 2pm, I may Video Log it). So Harry (our space designer) and I had to sneak in through the basement to stack whatever we bought. So the morning starts with Harry climbing over the locked fence to unlock it so we can go in the basement (because the only key I have is the basement key). After Harry gets a huge bruise in the middle of his stomach where the fence got him we are in. He takes a look at the wood that is being left for us by the last Theater Company and decided lots of it is usable (most likely why it was left). We start on the adventure. First stop back at the Synagogue that is closing to pick up what I was told is a couple of good pieces of wood.Please excuse my ignorance my Jewish blog readers but the Synagogue recently tore down a structure that they make every year for a holiday I am unfamiliar with. The way it was explained ... More About: Space , New Space
Happy Halloween
2007-10-30 21:21:00 by Paul Baio if (typeof window.Delicious == "undefined") window.Delicious = {}; Delicious.BLOGBADGE_DEFAULT_CLASS = 'delicious-blogbadge-line'; More About: Fun , Happy , Halloween , Allo
Space Day Six
2007-10-29 18:16:00 The Walk Throughby Angie McMahonYesterday I did the walk through with The Artistic Home. This was slightly depressing and exciting at the same time. I remember the when I first moved out of my parents house. All the little things that were just always there that I took for granted. The moment that hit me was when I wanted to clip my toe nails and I realized I don't own a toe nail clipper. Its not something you think about when you are packing up your boxes. It is something you just discover the moment you need it.We walked through the space and the Artistic Director Kathy told me what was being left for us and what we would need to get. They are taking the door that leads from the lobby to the Theater. THE DOOR. I guess we don't NEED a door, but I have never had to shop for a door before. They are taking the fire extinguishers, lots of the mirrors, and some of the shelves. We have to buy a new mirror for the bathroom cause they are taking it. Some of the walls have holes from ... More About: Space , New Space
Riding the Fame Train!
2007-10-26 16:59:00 Or Your Banned from CIC...By Angie McMahonWe have a bit of a running joke round here. Don't piss Ang off cause she will ban you. I have a short list of people in my head that I don't want to see at our shows. Some of whom I have actually shared out loud some I have not. It is usually because the person has done something more than once to make me not want them to be performing in any capacity with us. This person usually is very aware of it, and in general it isn't a secret. So if you are reading this thinking; "Wonder if I'm banned?" most likely the answer is no. If you have to ask that your not.And really no one is BANNED. This is just a little OCD thing I have. With all that pre qualifier out of the way.TJ Miller recently hit is big with the ABC Hit Sitcom Carpoolers . He was at one point banned from CIC. He is well aware of this. He showed up late twice to host our showcase and twice didn't show up at all (no call no show). Our first and second years of Snubfest ... More About: Train , Fame , Riding
The Space Day Five
2007-10-25 18:07:00 by Angie McMahonSo I had an appointment to see my DBA caseworker. To hand in more paper work and get the process rolling. I wrote down that my appointment was at 9am. I had another Marketing class to get to, it also started at 9am but this was more important and I would have to again walk in late to my class. The class understood since it was mostly Theater Artists anyway.I get to City Hall 8th floor at 8:45am. I was told by the front Desk guy that my appointment was at 9:30am actually "Just so you know" he says. Ok, what am I gonna argue and not get seen. The thing is I was rushing so I wouldn't be late and stopped at a Gas Station after dropping my daughter off at school so I could get a cup of coffee. Shitty bad Foldgers coffee from the Shell station. But I still had my cup of joe. I sit down and take out my massive binder to go over my paper work to make sure I have all of it. Then I drop my coffee. The cup breaks and it splatters all over the floor. I am so embarra... More About: Space , New Space
Love Lines
More articles from this author:2007-10-24 17:20:00 by Jay GishI’m a person who doesn’t have cable, does have sleep issues, loves South Park , and therefore spends way too much time watching “The U” after midnight. This is also known as primetime viewing hour for the lonely, horny and desperate – as indicated by the fact two of every three commercials they run are for some version of a lonely singles hotline. Here is a catalog of every horny chat line commercial currently running: · The basic generic – just a girl lying around on her bed in different positions, eagerly phoning, while her voiceover tells you this is what she likes to do when she’s home at night. There’s no particular story hook, other than that the girl is always way too attractive to believe she’s frequently home alone at night. Sometimes she’s in lingerie, sometimes just a shirt-and-jeans combo, but always, she’s pushing the envelope on cleavage. · The one with the poor girl who has clearly had way ... More About: Love , Lines 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |



