Julius Bloop - Comedy for Weirdos Julius Bloop - Comedy for Weirdos Potatoes, Fraggles and other crap for weirdos to read. Julius Bloop is the original comedy blog of Kevin Lieber. Ranging from satirical editorials, stream of consciousness jokes, comics, cartoons and even short films. 
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Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors
2008-05-11 01:51:00 Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors Jolene decides to get some Vitamin D and blog from her roof…but nature is unpredictable and there may be a surprise in store. Download video
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Comedy Meets Indie Rock
2008-05-09 23:28:00 R3TV - Comedy Meets Indie Rock This is some Canadian online show that did a bit about comedians being like indie rock stars. It has a few funny pieces and includes the likes of Tim and Eric, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, Dave Foley, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Patton Oswalt. Try to slug through the stupid opening ... More About: Indie Rock
Perpetual Thought Machine - My Flying Car Has A Flat
2008-05-09 02:39:00 Downloadable food seemed like such a great idea when Applesoft introduced it in 2105 but I prefer to order my beef-flavored sustenance packets the old fashioned way ? by text messaging Wal-Mart. The easiest way to tell if someone?s a morning person is the setting on his or her Jogbot. My neighbor?s Jogbot is set to ... More About: Machine , Flying , Thought , Flying Car , Flat
Uninformed Reviews - Videogames: April 2008
2008-05-06 07:26:00 Wow, April ! You were so awesome that I didn’t write about your games. Well, don’t worry, weirdos. I’m going back to the future like that Corey Feldman movie and writing reviews anyway! Grand Theft Auto IV After three grueling months in development, Bungie Studios has finally released the long awaited final chapter in this popular racing ... More About: Reviews , Videogames , 2008
Secrets Of The Catholic Church Reveal Puppet Pope
2008-05-05 20:04:00 Whenever I?m feeling particularly frustrated, I pop on a wonderful little diddy called Slaughtered by PanterA to cheer me up. Try it out for yourself PanterA - Slaughtered I see dudes who are clearly queer dating women and looking prettier than them. So as far as this girl is concerned, I wonder if the joy of ... More About: Church , Catholic Church , Secrets , Pope , Catholic
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Mr. Show Clip
2008-05-04 03:34:00 Mr Show with Bob & David - I’ll Marry Your Stupid Ass Trying to choose a favorite sketch from the mid-90’s classic Mr. Show with Bob & David is nearly impossible but here’s one of the best. The way they take interesting comedic premises and cover all the bases surrounding the joke is second to none. More About: Clip
Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice
2008-05-02 07:14:00 Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice While Jolene is pre-occupied with her latest suitor, her mother, Janice, takes the opportunity to get something pressing off her chest. Download video
Uninformed Reviews - Movies: April 2008
2008-04-29 05:15:00 April flowers bring May showers and this year’s crop smells great. Typically a dry time for the silver screen, 2008 is shaping up to be the best April since ‘94. I can literally smell the popcorn burning. Oh, crap, my microwave is on fire! Forbidden Kingdom Ghosts, goblins and the female orgasm reign supreme in the lost Kingdom ... More About: Movies , Reviews , April , Run Fat Boy Run
Diary Of A World Of Warcraft Player - Respect Your General
2008-04-28 03:35:00 Remember reading Julius Caesar in sophomore English? I do, because it was last month. Shakespeare wrote “cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war,” which sounds pretty rad. But guess what? Shakespeare never met my mom. The “dogs of war” can’t slip anywhere when they’re cooped up in a kennel because mom didn’t pay the ... More About: Diary , World , Warcraft , General , Player
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - She Has A Boyfriend
2008-04-27 03:00:00 She has a boyfriend Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace fame has just released a hilarious short film detailing how to pick up women. The downside is that they all have boyfriends. More About: Boyfriend
Jolene Bloop - Drunk
2008-04-25 08:32:00 Jolene Bloop Jolene has just returned from “da club” and is a bit out of sorts. What exactly transpired that has caused her so much grief? More About: Drunk
Good News, Weirdos
2008-04-24 19:11:00 I have recently been made a featured writer of an upstart comedy website that will officially launch in September. A beta version of the site will be open to the public soon so I will keep you up to date once things move forward. More About: News , Good News , Updates , Good
Final Fantasy Fan Voted ?Least Likely To Get Laid?
2008-04-22 01:33:00 Recently, I decided to forgo taking a nap in lieu of something more productive so I washed the dishes. As punishment from the nap Gods, I cut my finger on a steak knife. Germans hate everyone. Did you know that when you sneeze and a German says “Gesundheit” it actually means ?fuck you!” I figured ... More About: Fantasy , Final , Final Fantasy
Potato Trash - Heroes
2008-04-21 00:26:00 Potato Trash - Heroes Here’s another episode of the cartoon that practically no one asks for but keeps on coming! Paulie is out on the streets and having a tough time coping with his newfound loneliness. Is there anyone who can alleviate his pain? More About: Potato , Animations
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Duckman Clip
2008-04-20 17:35:00 Duckman - Word Association Duckman was an adult-oriented cartoon that ran on USA for a few years in the mid-90’s. Featuring bizarre characters, lewd situations and raunchy dialogue - the show was great. I hear from my buddy Jay that it should be released on DVD sometime soon. In the meantime, check out Duckman’s word association ... More About: Clip
Jolene Bloop - America Sucks
2008-04-18 07:21:00 Jolene Bloop - America Sucks Jolene has had enough of feeling suffocated by her homeland and decides to travel abroad. Can anything possibly change her mind?
Urethra Franklin
2008-04-17 09:16:00 Sorry. No “creek” today. I’ve been busy going to work and attending my tv station class. So unless someone wants to start paying me to write comedy (I’m looking at YOU, Conan O’Brien) you will have to suffer update delays. I will return as soon as I possibly can. More About: Updates , Franklin
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Jack Handey?s Shouts & Murmurs
2008-04-15 02:43:00 My First Day In Hell By Jack Handey My first day in Hell is drawing to a close. They don?t really have a sunset here, but the fires seem to dim a bit, and the screaming gets more subdued. Most of the demons are asleep now, their pointy tails curled up around them. They look so innocent, ...
New Potato Trash On The Way
2008-04-14 05:11:00 Paulie in on the streets and needs a friend to talk to. So while the cartoon is in the works, be patient!!! Go eat some grapes or something. They burn more calories to chew than to swallow. More About: Updates , Potato , Trash
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - The Coffee Line
2008-04-12 20:26:00 I Am Baby Cakes - The Coffee Line I Am Baby Cakes is a series of cartoons by Brad Neely that follows the life of a strange man-boy and his overactive imagination. Neely’s humor is absurd, surreal and downright stupid, in a clever way. You may be familiar with his George Washington cartoon that swept the ...
Jolene Bloop - Horoscope
2008-04-11 06:50:00 Jolene Bloop - Horoscope Jolene takes the advice of her horoscope and gets herself wrapped up in some business that may just threaten national security…
Sexy Turkeys Stare Hornily At Their Own Reflections
2008-04-10 07:21:00 Have you ever wanted some lettuce - so you buy a head of lettuce but then you realize it?s impossible to eat an entire head of lettuce by yourself so what the hell are you going to do with all this goddamn lettuce? What am I? Some kind of insane bunny rabbit that eats so ... More About: Reflections , Sexy , Turkeys
Florida Today - Tasered Kid, Puppy Mill and Myspace Beating
2008-04-09 02:20:00 Florida. The swampy epicenter of evil, the hellmouth of hope and the flaccid dick dangling between Satan’s furry legs. I am literally allergic to Florida having gotten horribly ill each time I was unfortunate enough to step through the doom veil that surrounds its borders. The sooner it is castrated and pushed into the Bermuda Triangle, the ... More About: Myspace , Today , Florida , Puppy , Beating
Out of town.
2008-04-06 21:22:00 Bloopys, I’m going to be gone for a couple days because of work. Try not to cry. I’ll be back on Tuesday with something to do with vaginas, I’m sure. ~JB More About: Updates , Town
Jolene Bloop - Pickup Line
2008-04-06 06:12:00 Jolene Bloop - Pickup Line Confessions of a diva - Jolene explains a recent hookup gone sour between her and a sad, sad man.
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Jack Handey?s Shouts and Murmurs
2008-04-04 20:14:00 What I’d Say To The Martians By Jack Handey People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.You say we are violent and barbaric, but has any one ...
Dominos and Pizza Hut Turf Wars Extend Into Messy Bedroom At Mom?s House
2008-04-03 07:17:00 Important government leaders with their faces immortalized on currency are so awesome. I want to be on some currency that’s so inflated that the starving citizens have to lug wheelbarrow loads of Bloopy coins around just to buy a loaf of bread. Those poor bastards would be so mad and then there?d be me ... More About: House , Wars , Pizza , Dominos , Bedroom
It Doesn?t Get Any Better Than Taking A Dump At Work
2008-04-01 06:13:00 I admit. There are a lot of great things in my life ? a loving wife, two beautiful kids, a house in the ?right? neighborhood. But I?ll be darned if there?s anything better than taking a dump at work. The monotony of having a career can wear thin, day after day, year after year. But you ... More About: Work , Taking
Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos
2008-03-31 02:50:00 The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at ... More About: Personal , Full
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Bob Pitches a Movie
More articles from this author:2008-03-30 01:23:00 Bob pitches a movie Bob Odenkirk has created a hilarious short film for the folks at Super Deluxe in which he plays both himself and an out-of-touch movie executive. If you’re not familiar with Bob, he is best known for starring alongside David Cross in their legendary 90’s sketch comedy show Mr. Show with Bob and David. ... More About: Movie 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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