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Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos
2008-02-08 02:31:00 The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at ... More About: Personal , Editorials , Full
I Overheard This Conversation - Snob
2008-02-06 04:06:00 I witnessed this 100% real conversation occur between a couple of girls at a recent Portland Trailblazers game. The ending is a little touch of my own so you’ll better understand my reaction to the whole thing. And yes, this girl was over 21 and actually crying. More About: Editorials , Conversation , Snob
Cave Babies Mobilize - Gerber Employees Fear For Lives
2008-02-05 21:47:00 I am amazed by facebook members that have over a thousand pictures of themselves. I don?t think a thousand pictures of me exist in this dimension let alone the Internet. Note: The Internet is a different dimension. Food is always best in sandwich form - turkey, fried haddock and me. The ?bread? in the case of ... More About: Babies , Employees , Fear , Lives , Cave
Uninformed Reviews - Videogames: February
2008-02-04 22:53:00 February is traditionally a slow time for new videogames. Christmas has gone back in its hole and New Year’s Evolutions are already broken. Luckily for gamers, there are a few new gems to dust off the K-Mart shelf and add to your collection! Devil May Cry 4 Executive Producer Tomonobu Itagaki says this is the, ?Crying-est devil ... More About: Reviews , Videogames , February
Book Review and Analysis: A Confederacy of Dunces
2008-02-02 11:03:00 “A good book is the precious life-blood of a master-spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond.” ? Milton (p. 237) Comedy is truth and pain. Within that concept lives A Confederacy of Dunces, the 1981 Pulitzer Prize winning classic comedy by John Kennedy Toole. The award was given to Toole posthumously due ... More About: Book Review , Analysis , Editorials , Review , Book
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Julie Brown Music Video
2008-01-31 06:36:00 Julie Brown - The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun This is the kind of crap I grew up on so it may be a clear indication of why I turned out this way. The 80’s was ridiculous. More About: Video , Music , Music Video , Julie
Craigslist Personal Ads Are Scary
2008-01-30 05:27:00 The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at a ... More About: Personal , Editorials , Scary
Uninformed Reviews - Movies: January
2008-01-28 21:24:00 Well 2007 was a great year for cinema but it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday and hello to the movies of tomorrow - today! Forget losing weight, quitting smoking or divorcing your spouses, let’s make a new year’s resolution we can all keep…watch more movies! Cloverfield The latest installment in the Leprechaun series and first to ... More About: Movies , Reviews , January
Government Enacts Elimination of The Bowl Cut: Offers Free Hippo Rides
2008-01-26 06:59:00 Someone once told me that eating fast food is incredibly unhealthy for your body. I don?t remember who told me that, though. Oh, that?s right, it was my asshole. Taco Bell is to me as canned spinach is to Popeye. However, instead of battleships firing canonballs inside exaggerated biceps, the white flag of surrender waves inside ... More About: Government , Free , Offers , Elimination , Bowl
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Steve Agee?s Weirdo Internet Show #2
2008-01-25 06:27:00 Hank Sugarman’s Around The House #2 Here is episode two of Steve Agee’s Super Deluxe show Hank Sugarman’s Around The House. You may recognize Agee from Comedy Central’s The Sarah Silverman Program. He plays Brian Posehn’s gay lover - it is quite hysterical. More About: Internet , Show
A Word from Bloop?
2008-01-04 19:30:00 Hey, I’m sorry for the lack of updates here at Julius Bloop. I’m currently in the midst of an apartment transition which has forced me to focus on things away from writing - much to my dismay. I promise to come back with full force as soon as things get settled. Thank you for your patience ... More About: Word , Updates
Merry Christmas to the Weirdos
2007-12-23 04:50:00 Merry Christmas to all the weirdos who read this comedy blog. Thank you for supporting and spreading the retarded message of Julius Bloop. I will be taking a week long break from this website as to celebrate Christmas with my family. Enjoy the Holidays and see you in a week. ~Bloop More About: Updates , Merry Christmas , Merry
Aliens Traverse Space and Time to Abduct Metallica Prior to Haircuts
2007-12-21 22:52:00 There’s never enough time in the day and that’s why cloning is necessary. My clone will eat peanut butter cookies by the sleeve and have a harem of smokin’ hot girlfriends - one to represent each race. But I better have some kind of psychic connection with my clone to vicariously experience his life or ... More About: Space , Aliens , Time , Haircuts , Metallica
Potato Trash - Illusions
2007-12-20 03:40:00 Potato Trash Illusions Paulie is losing his mind. More About: Potato , Animations
Uninformed Reviews - Movies: December
2007-12-18 06:59:00 Well, it’s that time of year again - when families travel hundreds of miles to reunite their love… By watching movies at the multiplex! The stars come out for holiday films and the red carpet is ready. This year is full of heroes and zeros - stinkers and clinkers. So which films are worthy of your ... More About: Movies , Reviews , December
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Blame Society?s Christmas Short
2007-12-17 23:54:00 CSI - North Pole Here is a brand new short from my friends at Blame Society Productions. Known mostly for their Chad Vader series, they have dozens of other projects including McCourt’s In Session and my personal favorite, Super Shooter. I figured with Christmas about a week away, I should holiday this place up by showcasing ... More About: Short
Emo Bulls Refuse to Run In Pamploma.
2007-12-14 04:43:00 If this was medieval times and I was King, I?d commission the greatest bakers in the land to make a dragon-sized donut. I?d take one bite out of it and declare it the most delicious treat among the living. Then I?d force my guards to toss the remainder of it in the bottomless pit of ... More About: Bulls
Give Me The Lute - The Lost Ballad of Lord Smalls
2007-12-13 06:22:00 A recently uncovered document reveals the original version of the Notorious B.I.G.’s hit song, Gimme The Loot. A long deceased ancestor and minstrel named Lord Smalls scribed this ballad onto parchment sometime during the Middle Ages. It is unknown whether or not Lord Smalls was notorious during his time but we believe from his lyrics ... More About: Lost , Editorials , Lute , Give
Original Short Film - Gimme The Loot
2007-12-13 00:27:00 Gimme The Loot ?Nobody know how or when they?re gonna bite the big one. Hell, that?s what makes life so precious in the first place. But if you had told me this morning that I?d be cooled off because of this, I would?ve told you to lay off the sauce. After of twelve years of busting ... More About: Film , Original , Short , Gimme
Advice From The Six-Year-Old Curmudgeon
2007-12-11 02:34:00 The six-year-old curmudgeon is here to give real advice to real questions from yahoo answers. You can click each question’s link to view the actual website where I am helping people learn life’s lessons. Question #1 - How Do I Ignore Them?: ok at my school there are a lot of wierd kids. Theres one kid how ... More About: Advice , Year
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Steve Agee?s Weirdo Internet Show
2007-12-10 20:58:00 Hank Sugarman’s Around The House! #1 More About: Internet , Steve , Show
Scotch and Cigars: The Lecherous Grandpa Diet Since 1494
2007-12-08 03:44:00 Next time you?re cutting up those plastic loops that hold together a six-pack of cans make sure you say, ?There you go, ducks. Saved you again.? Then, later that evening when you?re at a fancy restaurant eating roasted duck slathered in duck sauce you can say, ?Ha Ha - fooled ya, Daffy!? I?m cynical enough with ... More About: Diet , Cigars , Scotch
Uninformed Reviews - Videogames: December
More articles from this author:2007-12-06 08:11:00 The holiday season is upon us and that means the best videogames of the year are ready to play! I haven’t had a chance to play any of these games yet but I’m pretty sure I know what they’re about based on their cover art. So fire up your Playstation 2 and Gamecube consoles because ... More About: Reviews , Videogames , December 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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