Julius Bloop - Comedy for Weirdos Julius Bloop - Comedy for Weirdos Potatoes, Fraggles and other crap for weirdos to read. Julius Bloop is the original comedy blog of Kevin Lieber. Ranging from satirical editorials, stream of consciousness jokes, comics, cartoons and even short films. 
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Jerry Bloop - Life Lessons V (Lost Cellphone)
2009-05-12 06:52:00 Jerry Bloop here with another one of life's lessons. More About: Lost , Life , Life Lessons , Cellphone , Jerry
The Child Abuse Show - Episode 12
2009-05-11 02:26:00 The Child Abuse Show documents the twisted home life of Andric Lecorn and his daddy. More About: Episode , Child Abuse
Judgment Day
2009-04-03 20:52:00 Pillow Babble is the final thought before slumber. More About: Judgment
Bird Watcher, Fat Lady and Horny Kid
2009-04-02 22:59:00 Unsung Heroes of Subtlety is your window into the mind of an average weirdo. More About: Lady , Bird , Horny , Watcher
Grumpy Comedy Review - Bachelor Party
2009-04-01 10:16:00 One grump's film review. Comedy , only. More About: Party , Editorials , Review , Bachelor
Child Predators Use Nature To Lure Vegan Children
2009-03-30 09:01:00 Creek of Consciousness is a look into the inner workings of one weirdo's mind. More About: Nature , Children , Predators , Child , Vegan
State Of The Bloop Address - Computer Easter
2009-03-29 00:29:00 An update in the world of Bloop. More About: Easter , Computer , Updates , State , Address
I Want My Hoverboard Back!
2009-03-20 09:39:00 Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life's most inconvenient conveniences More About: Back
Hippie Dude, Burka Woman and Thinking Man
2009-03-19 09:15:00 Unsung Heroes of Subtlety is your window into the mind of an average weirdo. More About: Dude , Burka , Woman , Thinking
Videos From My Sick Week
2009-03-18 08:34:00 Creek Speak is a mild rant about something weird. More About: Videos , Week , Sick
Wall Street Noose Market Open For Business
2009-03-17 08:34:00 Creek of Consciousness is a look into the inner workings of one weirdo's mind. More About: Business , Market , Wall Street , Open , Street
The Child Abuse Show - Episode 10
2009-03-16 08:14:00 The Child Abuse Show documents the twisted home life of Andric Lecorn and his daddy. More About: Episode , Child Abuse
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Jack Handey?s Shouts & Murmurs
2008-06-06 23:15:00 The Symbols On My Flag (And What They Mean) By Jack Handey The bra and panties stand for women?s rights. Davy Crockett shaking hands with Daniel Boone symbolizes how we need to put aside our differences. The skull and crossbones, in the lower right corner, stands for pirates, and all that they have given us. The angel holding the sword ...
This Week In Florida: Seven-Year-Old Joyride
2008-06-05 01:41:00 Seven-Year -Old Steals Grandma’s SUV Florida is evil. It is a hellmouth. The panhandle also known as Satan’s flaccid penis has once again spread its wings (Note: Satan’s penis is so evil, it has wings). This week, a seven-year-old stole his grandmother’s SUV and crashed it into a ton of crap. His rationale? He wanted to do ... More About: Week
Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos
2008-06-04 08:32:00 At first glance this ad is misleading. It reads as if some creepy trucker-dude (or old lesbian) with a black Michelob hat and ragged-mustache wants to get his freak on. But its not. It’s actually fabled 70’s cartoon icon - ‘Stachie! ‘Stachie was the star of several classic animated porn flicks that were the adult industry’s ... More About: Personal , Full , Craigslist
Waking Up Is The Worst Part Of My Day
2008-06-03 10:27:00 That dinosaur is beeping at me! Why is a horny triceratops making that god-awful sound? Oh, it?s not a noisy dinosaur?it?s my goddamn alarm clock. How depressing - it?s time to wake up. Opening my eyes after a beautiful night of sleep is the worst part of my day. I immediately roll over, slam the pillow ... More About: Editorials , Part
State of the Bloop Address - Comments Needed
2008-06-02 08:14:00 No sun today. Bloop activities are going pretty well - the Jolene Podcast has over 20 subscribers and some weirdo called me an “escaped retard“. Yay! I demand you leave comments. All of you. You know who you are. Mike, Kyle, Grandpa Bonerface and Cookies the rabid rabbit. I need your comments as a means to reinforce ... More About: Updates , Comments , State , Address
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Neil Hamburger
2008-06-01 03:16:00 Neil Hamburger - Jimmy Kimmel Live Neil Hamburger is a brilliant character-based stand up comedian that I think is hilarious. Basically, he is satirizing an awful, washed-up, Vegas comedian. The result are fantastic and I’m going to see him live in a couple of weeks. Enjoy. More About: Neil
Perpetual Thought Machine - Two Squids, One Bucket Dominates Internet
2008-05-30 07:11:00 MTVh1 had Donald Trump III on Space Cribs last night and his residence pod was beyond typical extravagance. Sure, he had oil lamps and a hangar filled with luxury air cars but I almost feinted when they revealed his banana tree. I didn?t think anyone outside of the Royal Intergalactic family could afford a flarking ... More About: Internet , Machine , Thought
Jolene Bloop - Obama
2008-05-29 10:13:00 Jolene Bloop - Obama Jolene declares her love for Barack Obama but quickly realizes that their relationship may be forbidden because he’s a big bad…. Download video
?Tire On Asian Grandma? - Hottest New Carnival Attraction
2008-05-27 06:18:00 It?s weird how guarded we speak when not amongst friends. Recently, I overheard a couple discussing how traffic was the worst thing in the world and I really wanted to say, ?Yeah, traffic?s bad but I?m pretty sure getting butt-raped by your Uncle Clown Face is worse.? Instead I said, ?Yeah, traffic sucks!? Why do co-workers ... More About: Carnival , Attraction , Asian , Grandma , Tire
Uninformed Reviews: Movies - May
2008-05-26 03:04:00 Now that it’s May and I’m starting to get sunburned there’s only one place to go… Aunt Rhubarb’s house! Oh, and the movie theater because Aunt Rhubarb kicks me out when her “friend” Gary comes over. Speed Racer It ain’t fast. It ain’t racy. It ain’t a blast like Kevin Spacey. Actually, he?s not in this movie, I ... More About: Movies , Reviews
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Y?all So Stupid
2008-05-24 19:57:00 Y’all So Stupid - Lady Pants Y’all So Stupid is a bizarre animation series by Devin Flynn that plays like a hallucinogenic-fueled descent into madness. I’ve been waiting a couple of months to post one of these but haven’t found the right one until now…I hope. I’m still not sure if anyone will like this.
Janice Bloop - Gyno
2008-05-23 07:45:00 Janice Bloop - Gyno While Jolene is off at community college, Janice sneaks onto the computer to share an encounter she had at the laundromat and maybe a little more… Download video
Craigslist Weirdo Of The Week - Tranny Bob
2008-05-22 10:54:00 Kevin recently asked me to take over the craigslist personal ad feature and I greatly obliged. But before we begin, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Jason Winder and I’m obsessed with the internet. I spend nearly ten hours a day on the net with only work and sleep to keep me from ... More About: Week , Craigslist
State Of The Bloop Address
2008-05-20 09:19:00 It’s hot. Updates have slowed down because I’m actually working a job now that requires me to hover, dead-eyed, over a fryer in a hot kitchen, waiting for some fat guy’s chicken wings to finish cooking so that I can collect the meager paycheck that allows me to live another day in my hot dog-stinking apartment. There ... More About: State , Address
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Burns And Allen Skit
2008-05-19 03:46:00 Burns and Allen - Kleebob The Card Game My dad recently sent me a DVD of various episodes from the influential 1950’s variety show Burns and Allen. Starring George Burns and Gracie Allen, this skit is a very well-written gag in which the guys try to skip out on a double date with the ladies in ... More About: Burns , Skit
Jolene Bloop - Marijuana
2008-05-17 09:23:00 Jolene Bloop - Marijuana Jolene admits to secretly sneaking off to a friend’s house during her workouts and reveals a special treat she enjoys during an altered state of consciousness. Download video
Segway Bridge Contruction Delayed Due To Lack Of Interest
2008-05-15 07:50:00 Sometimes, one little discovery can solve a great mystery. Like when your travel disc won?t start and suddenly you notice the Jupiter crystal is dirty or when Bea Arthur cast aside her lowly celebrity shell and was finally revealed as Mother of all CelibriGods. Have you seen the new Heinz squeeze bottle that only combines ketchup, ... More About: Interest , Segway , Bridge , Lack
Alien From Galaxy 420, ?Take Me To Your Nachos?
More articles from this author:2008-05-13 06:29:00 Olden times were stupid. Pegs legs and Morse code. Also, did antique hobos use wheelbarrows instead of shopping carts? The answer is…indubitably. I want to open a bar and call it ?The Internet.? Mankind’s prayers will be answered and people can finally go to the The Internet to get drunk. Ironically, it will not have WiFi ... More About: Nachos , Alien , Galaxy 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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