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Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Jack Handey?s Shouts & Murmurs
2008-06-06 23:15:00 The Symbols On My Flag (And What They Mean) By Jack Handey The bra and panties stand for women?s rights. Davy Crockett shaking hands with Daniel Boone symbolizes how we need to put aside our differences. The skull and crossbones, in the lower right corner, stands for pirates, and all that they have given us. The angel holding the sword ...
This Week In Florida: Seven-Year-Old Joyride
2008-06-05 01:41:00 Seven-Year -Old Steals Grandma’s SUV Florida is evil. It is a hellmouth. The panhandle also known as Satan’s flaccid penis has once again spread its wings (Note: Satan’s penis is so evil, it has wings). This week, a seven-year-old stole his grandmother’s SUV and crashed it into a ton of crap. His rationale? He wanted to do ... More About: Week
Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos
2008-06-04 08:32:00 At first glance this ad is misleading. It reads as if some creepy trucker-dude (or old lesbian) with a black Michelob hat and ragged-mustache wants to get his freak on. But its not. It’s actually fabled 70’s cartoon icon - ‘Stachie! ‘Stachie was the star of several classic animated porn flicks that were the adult industry’s ... More About: Personal , Full , Craigslist
Waking Up Is The Worst Part Of My Day
2008-06-03 10:27:00 That dinosaur is beeping at me! Why is a horny triceratops making that god-awful sound? Oh, it?s not a noisy dinosaur?it?s my goddamn alarm clock. How depressing - it?s time to wake up. Opening my eyes after a beautiful night of sleep is the worst part of my day. I immediately roll over, slam the pillow ... More About: Editorials , Part
State of the Bloop Address - Comments Needed
2008-06-02 08:14:00 No sun today. Bloop activities are going pretty well - the Jolene Podcast has over 20 subscribers and some weirdo called me an “escaped retard“. Yay! I demand you leave comments. All of you. You know who you are. Mike, Kyle, Grandpa Bonerface and Cookies the rabid rabbit. I need your comments as a means to reinforce ... More About: Updates , Comments , State , Address
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Neil Hamburger
2008-06-01 03:16:00 Neil Hamburger - Jimmy Kimmel Live Neil Hamburger is a brilliant character-based stand up comedian that I think is hilarious. Basically, he is satirizing an awful, washed-up, Vegas comedian. The result are fantastic and I’m going to see him live in a couple of weeks. Enjoy. More About: Neil
Perpetual Thought Machine - Two Squids, One Bucket Dominates Internet
2008-05-30 07:11:00 MTVh1 had Donald Trump III on Space Cribs last night and his residence pod was beyond typical extravagance. Sure, he had oil lamps and a hangar filled with luxury air cars but I almost feinted when they revealed his banana tree. I didn?t think anyone outside of the Royal Intergalactic family could afford a flarking ... More About: Internet , Machine , Thought
Jolene Bloop - Obama
2008-05-29 10:13:00 Jolene Bloop - Obama Jolene declares her love for Barack Obama but quickly realizes that their relationship may be forbidden because he’s a big bad…. Download video
?Tire On Asian Grandma? - Hottest New Carnival Attraction
2008-05-27 06:18:00 It?s weird how guarded we speak when not amongst friends. Recently, I overheard a couple discussing how traffic was the worst thing in the world and I really wanted to say, ?Yeah, traffic?s bad but I?m pretty sure getting butt-raped by your Uncle Clown Face is worse.? Instead I said, ?Yeah, traffic sucks!? Why do co-workers ... More About: Carnival , Attraction , Asian , Grandma , Tire
Uninformed Reviews: Movies - May
2008-05-26 03:04:00 Now that it’s May and I’m starting to get sunburned there’s only one place to go… Aunt Rhubarb’s house! Oh, and the movie theater because Aunt Rhubarb kicks me out when her “friend” Gary comes over. Speed Racer It ain’t fast. It ain’t racy. It ain’t a blast like Kevin Spacey. Actually, he?s not in this movie, I ... More About: Movies , Reviews
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Y?all So Stupid
2008-05-24 19:57:00 Y’all So Stupid - Lady Pants Y’all So Stupid is a bizarre animation series by Devin Flynn that plays like a hallucinogenic-fueled descent into madness. I’ve been waiting a couple of months to post one of these but haven’t found the right one until now…I hope. I’m still not sure if anyone will like this.
Janice Bloop - Gyno
2008-05-23 07:45:00 Janice Bloop - Gyno While Jolene is off at community college, Janice sneaks onto the computer to share an encounter she had at the laundromat and maybe a little more… Download video
Craigslist Weirdo Of The Week - Tranny Bob
2008-05-22 10:54:00 Kevin recently asked me to take over the craigslist personal ad feature and I greatly obliged. But before we begin, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Jason Winder and I’m obsessed with the internet. I spend nearly ten hours a day on the net with only work and sleep to keep me from ... More About: Week , Craigslist
State Of The Bloop Address
2008-05-20 09:19:00 It’s hot. Updates have slowed down because I’m actually working a job now that requires me to hover, dead-eyed, over a fryer in a hot kitchen, waiting for some fat guy’s chicken wings to finish cooking so that I can collect the meager paycheck that allows me to live another day in my hot dog-stinking apartment. There ... More About: State , Address
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Burns And Allen Skit
2008-05-19 03:46:00 Burns and Allen - Kleebob The Card Game My dad recently sent me a DVD of various episodes from the influential 1950’s variety show Burns and Allen. Starring George Burns and Gracie Allen, this skit is a very well-written gag in which the guys try to skip out on a double date with the ladies in ... More About: Burns , Skit
Jolene Bloop - Marijuana
2008-05-17 09:23:00 Jolene Bloop - Marijuana Jolene admits to secretly sneaking off to a friend’s house during her workouts and reveals a special treat she enjoys during an altered state of consciousness. Download video
Segway Bridge Contruction Delayed Due To Lack Of Interest
2008-05-15 07:50:00 Sometimes, one little discovery can solve a great mystery. Like when your travel disc won?t start and suddenly you notice the Jupiter crystal is dirty or when Bea Arthur cast aside her lowly celebrity shell and was finally revealed as Mother of all CelibriGods. Have you seen the new Heinz squeeze bottle that only combines ketchup, ... More About: Interest , Segway , Bridge , Lack
Alien From Galaxy 420, ?Take Me To Your Nachos?
2008-05-13 06:29:00 Olden times were stupid. Pegs legs and Morse code. Also, did antique hobos use wheelbarrows instead of shopping carts? The answer is…indubitably. I want to open a bar and call it ?The Internet.? Mankind’s prayers will be answered and people can finally go to the The Internet to get drunk. Ironically, it will not have WiFi ... More About: Nachos , Alien , Galaxy
Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors
2008-05-11 01:51:00 Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors Jolene decides to get some Vitamin D and blog from her roof…but nature is unpredictable and there may be a surprise in store. Download video
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Comedy Meets Indie Rock
2008-05-09 23:28:00 R3TV - Comedy Meets Indie Rock This is some Canadian online show that did a bit about comedians being like indie rock stars. It has a few funny pieces and includes the likes of Tim and Eric, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, Dave Foley, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Patton Oswalt. Try to slug through the stupid opening ... More About: Indie Rock
Perpetual Thought Machine - My Flying Car Has A Flat
2008-05-09 02:39:00 Downloadable food seemed like such a great idea when Applesoft introduced it in 2105 but I prefer to order my beef-flavored sustenance packets the old fashioned way ? by text messaging Wal-Mart. The easiest way to tell if someone?s a morning person is the setting on his or her Jogbot. My neighbor?s Jogbot is set to ... More About: Machine , Flying , Thought , Flying Car , Flat
Uninformed Reviews - Videogames: April 2008
2008-05-06 07:26:00 Wow, April ! You were so awesome that I didn’t write about your games. Well, don’t worry, weirdos. I’m going back to the future like that Corey Feldman movie and writing reviews anyway! Grand Theft Auto IV After three grueling months in development, Bungie Studios has finally released the long awaited final chapter in this popular racing ... More About: Reviews , Videogames , 2008
Secrets Of The Catholic Church Reveal Puppet Pope
2008-05-05 20:04:00 Whenever I?m feeling particularly frustrated, I pop on a wonderful little diddy called Slaughtered by PanterA to cheer me up. Try it out for yourself PanterA - Slaughtered I see dudes who are clearly queer dating women and looking prettier than them. So as far as this girl is concerned, I wonder if the joy of ... More About: Church , Catholic Church , Secrets , Pope , Catholic
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Mr. Show Clip
2008-05-04 03:34:00 Mr Show with Bob & David - I’ll Marry Your Stupid Ass Trying to choose a favorite sketch from the mid-90’s classic Mr. Show with Bob & David is nearly impossible but here’s one of the best. The way they take interesting comedic premises and cover all the bases surrounding the joke is second to none. More About: Clip
Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice
2008-05-02 07:14:00 Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice While Jolene is pre-occupied with her latest suitor, her mother, Janice, takes the opportunity to get something pressing off her chest. Download video
Uninformed Reviews - Movies: April 2008
2008-04-29 05:15:00 April flowers bring May showers and this year’s crop smells great. Typically a dry time for the silver screen, 2008 is shaping up to be the best April since ‘94. I can literally smell the popcorn burning. Oh, crap, my microwave is on fire! Forbidden Kingdom Ghosts, goblins and the female orgasm reign supreme in the lost Kingdom ... More About: Movies , Reviews , April , Run Fat Boy Run
Diary Of A World Of Warcraft Player - Respect Your General
2008-04-28 03:35:00 Remember reading Julius Caesar in sophomore English? I do, because it was last month. Shakespeare wrote “cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war,” which sounds pretty rad. But guess what? Shakespeare never met my mom. The “dogs of war” can’t slip anywhere when they’re cooped up in a kennel because mom didn’t pay the ... More About: Diary , World , Warcraft , General , Player
Maybe This Only Amuses Me - She Has A Boyfriend
2008-04-27 03:00:00 She has a boyfriend Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace fame has just released a hilarious short film detailing how to pick up women. The downside is that they all have boyfriends. More About: Boyfriend
Jolene Bloop - Drunk
2008-04-25 08:32:00 Jolene Bloop Jolene has just returned from “da club” and is a bit out of sorts. What exactly transpired that has caused her so much grief? More About: Drunk
Good News, Weirdos
More articles from this author:2008-04-24 19:11:00 I have recently been made a featured writer of an upstart comedy website that will officially launch in September. A beta version of the site will be open to the public soon so I will keep you up to date once things move forward. More About: News , Good News , Updates , Good 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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