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127-year-old man rides up to vote in Himachal
2009-05-14 17:54:00
Bhadaru, a 127-year-old man who is the oldest voter in Himachal Pradesh, rode a horse to the polling station to exercised his franchise Wednesday, an official said.'Bhadaru voted at the polling station number 35 in the Kasumpti constituency that comes under the Shimla parliamentary constituency,' state's chief electoral officer Anil Khachi told IANS.The polling station was four km from Bhadaru's house and he travelled on horseback to cast his vote.He apparently didn't like reporters' queries about his age. 'Why are you asking me again and again about my age? I am not getting (old age) pension. I don't know why it stopped and when. The Congress government was good in administration.'He refused to reveal who he voted for in this election but said he had 'voted for Jawaharlal Nehru in the first election (1952)'.As per electoral rolls, 2,003 voters in Himachal Pradesh are above 90, of which 800 have crossed 100.From the Shimla constituency, Virender Kashyap of the state's ru...
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CBI finds Raju's laptops difficult to crack
2009-05-14 17:52:00
CBI finds Raju's laptops difficult to crackThe Central Bureau of Investigation, investigating the financial scam at Satyam Computer Services, is finding it difficult to crack the content of the two laptops that belong to the company's founder, B Ramalinga Raju. It is now sourcing special accessories to unearth the data stored in them.The CBI had seized many computers, laptops and hard disks from the houses of Raju, former chief financial officer Srinivas Vadlamani and other accused.A CBI official who is part of the multi-disciplinary probe team, said some computers and laptops had been referred to the Government Examiner of Questioned Documents (GEQD)."We could not access the data in the two Apple Macintosh laptops. They require special accessories and we are getting them," he said. Also, the CBI is now preparing a supplementary chargesheet to highlight new findings or observations.Meanwhile, the CBI is awaiting the reports of the specimen signature analysis from the GEQD. The CBI...
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Amazing FLUID faucet doubles as drinking fountain
2009-05-14 17:52:00
Get rid of that toothpaste-encrusted cup, and get ready for FLUID, the faucet that turns into a drinking fountain with a simple flick of your wrist. Twist the knob on the side to adjust the water temperature, and move the "nose" to a level position to stop the water flow. The farther up or down you move it, the faster the water flows.It's a concept from Köhler Design, a German group of designers not to be confused with the all-American Kohler Company, toilet makers to the stars, and creator of faucets that qualify as works of art. Maybe the two should team up and get this unique faucet into bathrooms across the world, pronto.Either that, or we're getting one of those toothbrushes that also gives you water-fountain capability. Because really, how do you rinse after brushing? Put your mouth on the faucet? Use a messy cup that invariably gets caked with all that toothpaste on your mouth? Or cup your hands under the faucet? --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also yo...
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Indian-American gets 10-year jail for $12.5 mn fraud
2009-05-14 17:51:00
Washington, May 14 (IANS) An Indian -American investment adviser has been sentenced to 10 years in prison following his conviction on 20 counts of fraud with a scheme that bilked 15 investors of $12.5 million.Amit Mathur, 38, of Shrewsbury, Massachusetts, was also ordered to pay restitution to his victims by the federal District Court in Worcester, the Boston office of Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) said in a release.Holding himself out as a fantastically successful investment adviser operating a firm in Worcester known as Entrust Capital Management, Inc, Mathur received approximately $16 million from investors, it alleged.According to evidence presented at trial, Mathur told investors - in person and in marketing literature - that Entrust was operating a hedge fund that consistently achieved positive rates of return and did better than the general stock market indices.In this way, Mathur lulled his investors into a false sense of security to persuade them to invest money and ...
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Rare blue diamond auctioned for $8.4 million
2009-05-14 17:48:00
Rare blue diamond auctioned for $8.4 millionA rare 7.03-carat blue diamond has sold for more than $8.4 million at an auction in Geneva.The buyer will be able to name the diamond, auctioneer Sotheby's said.The gem, which is smaller than a dime and shaped like a cushion, is one of only a few blue diamonds ever found.Sotheby's said the gem was discovered last year in South Africa and has been graded highly for its vivid colour and clarity. --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Komodo Dragon...Marauding Dragons on a Desolate Island
2009-05-14 17:31:00
Marauding Dragon s on a Desolate Island The world's largest lizard (up to 3 meters long) only needs one bite to infect its prey, and then it will stalk it - patiently, cold-bloodedly - until it keels over; and yes, if no living prey is available, it will gladly dig up human graves...The Komodo dragon is the closest thing to a dinosaur that we have today on Earth, and to the "epic fantasy" wicked dragons. Its teeth are covered in bleeding tissue, its mouth copiously bleeds every time it feeds, drooling venomous saliva and flicking its long yellow forked tongue. Certainly, these ancient critters are dangerous, awesome and unique (get ready for the "Predator vs. Komodo Dragons " movie).  "Komodo dragons have become a noted topic in the press recently after an Indonesian fisherman was mauled and killed while trespassing on Komodo island. Now, what was this fisherman doing on the island in the first place you ask? Searching for lost treasure? Nope. Saving a damsel in distress? Nope? appare...
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Between the legs...(unusually hurting) +16
2009-05-14 17:21:00
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Save Water...Holi can be celebrated otherwise!!
2009-03-10 09:06:00
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India 2nd Fastest Growing Economy !!!
2009-02-16 16:17:00
Image via WikipediaDespite the global economic slowdown, India is the second fastest growing economy in the world and has recorded a sustained growth of over 9 percent for three consecutive years for the first time, External Affairs Minister Pranab Mukherjee said Monday.Presenting the interim budget in the Lok Sabha, Mukherjee said the gross domestic product (GDP) has increased by 7.5 percent, 9.5 percent, 9.7 percent and 9 percent, respectively, in the four fiscal years between 2004-05 and 2007-08.'This is a record growth of over 9 percent for three consecutive years for the first time. With per capita income growing at 7.4 percent per annum, this represented the fastest ever improvement in living standards over a four-year period,' he said.The fiscal deficit has come down from 4.5 percent in 2003-04 to 2.7 percent in 2007-08 and revenue deficit from 3.6 percent to 1.1 percent in 2007-08, Mukherjee added.The minister said despite the global financial crisis that set in 2007 impac...
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China's Electronic Waste Village
2009-02-06 12:54:00
Just see wht happens to Electrical machines... after serving us....--If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Rajkot woman stages semi-nude protest against dowry demand [Digg]
2009-02-06 12:02:00
Rajkot woman stages semi-nude protest against dowry demand
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Rajnikant's Trigonometry n Physics
2009-02-01 08:37:00
via differenttouch--If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTSRelated articlesThe 10 most photogenic faces of 2008 (bollyjolly.blogspot.com)Dabboo Ratnani's Designer Calendar 2009..Scorching Hot (bollyjolly.blogspot.com)
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5 tv shows that should be punked in 2009
2009-01-27 08:13:00
MTV Roadies: I have seriously had enough of this bald, self obsessed Raghu Ram for six years now. Too add insult to injury his twin bald brother came out from nowhere after five years of the show's existence. Same old therapies and same old vote-out dramas. Somehow the adventure and being on the road part has disappeared over the year. Boo ya guys!Oye It's Friday: The show has just started and it's already helping chemists sell headache pills. Farhan Akhtar may be the stud of the century, the jack of all trades but he's certainly not in a good spot here. The show is extremely irritating to say the least. The jokes are straight out of the garbage can. The celebrities on the show have also failed to add to the highly anticipated spark.Radhaa Ki Betiyaan Kuch Kar Dikhayengi: Screw Radha ki Betiyaan..! I've had my mom watch TV shows I thought were disgusting but this one is way above all of them. A plot that makes no sense. Too much overacting adds the salt on the wound. The immatu...
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Girls Banned From School For Beign 'Too Blonde'
2009-01-27 07:54:00
Girls Banned From School For Beign 'Too Blonde 'A headteacher has come under fire from parents and pupils after banning two 16-year-olds from school for being 'too blonde'. Raegan Booth, 16, and Aby Western, 15, say they were threatened with expulsion by David Alexander unless they dyed their hair brown. The girls claim they are being forced to adhere to the strict dress code of Rednock School in Dursley, Gloucestershire, in order to sit GCSE exams.But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde. She said:'The school rules clearly state that there are to be no "unnatural" hair colours on students. 'Unnatural hair colours are blue, purple, green and bright red. Blonde is considered a natural hair colour and there are many different shades. "The head claims that he must follow the rules. To me this suggests that certain students are being made to look a way which is against their will.'I believe this is wrong and no amount of hair dye affects a person's ab...
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Roadies 6.0 Orkut Profiles
2009-01-12 15:30:00
Are you a MTV Roadies Fan? Will you love to see and chat with your heroes and chicks on MTV Roadies 6.0 Hell Down Under? If Yes! Then this is the post you were waiting for?Get ready to meet MTV Roadies Hell Down Under Participants on Orkut ..MTV Roadies 6.0 - ParticipantsHell Mates!TamannaRoop BhinderPradeep SinghNeha KapoorPuneet Malhotra (Sufi)Nauman SaifSuzanna MukharjeeI am not sure if the source was able to find links of other participants. Just in case you are a Roadies Freak..You should check this cool blog dedicated to MTV Roadies 6.0[Via World of Vampire]Related articles by ZemantaAfter Bigg Boss, Ashutosh is going to BollywoodAkshay Kumar flags off MTV Roadies show --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Grandmas don't know everything
2009-01-12 15:24:00
Grandmas don't know everything Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you...' --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Keep your eyes open this is something to think about!
2009-01-11 14:21:00
Keep your eyes open this is something to think about!!! See the Motorcycle? And the rest at differenttouch.net--If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Indian Girls Captured Driving Bikes
2009-01-11 12:48:00
,.,. Indian Girls Captured Driving Bikes .,.,. .,.,. ( Pulsar,CBZ, Bullet, Passion,Yamaha Etc) .,.,. READ THE REST AT DIFFERENTTOUCH.NET --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Really Creepy Photoshopped Self Portraits
2009-01-11 12:44:00
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The Blonde Keyboard
2009-01-11 12:36:00
The Blonde Keyboard - A Keyboard for blondes --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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We have launched a contest in one of our Blog...
2009-01-09 06:20:00
IF YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE IN BLOGGING AND POSTING ARTICLES , YOU ARE WELCOME TO THIS CONTEST...ANY FALSE PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES LIKE PUTTING YOUR SITES LINK ON THE BLOG WILL LEAD TO BAN YOU Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Contest Name: Win With a Different Touch Deadline: 10th of Every Month Prizes: 1st - Fifteen Dollars, Second- Eight Dollars, Third- Five Dollars How to enter: Register at the site and post How to win: The Best Three Posts will get the Prizes REGISTER TO POST LOGIN IF YOU ARE ALREADY REGISTERED Tips:-Comments to your post may increase your chance of winning..Best Of Luck? Competition Rules The competition will be held every month?We will Choose Three Winners WINNERS WOULD BE PURELY BASED ON THE QUALITY OF THEIR POSTS WE CAN CHOOSE THE WINNER BASED ON HIS VARIOUS POSTS OR EVEN BASED ON ONE POST.. SO IF YOU BE ACTIVE YOU HAVE EVERY CHANCE THAT YOU TURN OUT A WINNER WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER ON 10th OF EVERY MONTH...
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The $20,000 Love Tub
2009-01-08 10:36:00
Valentine?s Day is once again just around the corner, and if you are big on Valentines, you need to get something very special !!!This Valentine?s Day, Dimension One Spas is taking the idea a big step further. They have filled a hot tub with heart-shaped candies and the person who guesses the number of candied hearts inside wins a home spa. Lemme tell you that it?s not just another hot tub !!!The Love Tub is a limited-edition, candy apple-red, state-of-the-art Amoré Bay hot tub from Dimension One Spas. They are offering only 100 of these ?Walker Signature Series? Amoré Bay spas designed by Vic Walker !!!The six-person spa?s eco-friendly gray exterior is not only made out of recycled plastic milk jugs like most D1 spas, but it also shows a new black-etched Palm tree design panel in front. The high tech water jets on the tub?s candy apple-red interior are further enhanced by black accents.The Love Tub costs a whopping US $20,000. Well, a candy red hot tub filled with heart-shapes cand...
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RICKY PONTING'S MAIL ID..JUZ FOR FUN
2009-01-06 12:09:00
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The Seven Deadly Sins
2009-01-06 10:17:00
The Seven Deadly Sins The Seven Capital (Deadly) SinsThe Table below lists The Seven Deadly Sins (vices) in the traditional order with the virtues against which they are sins. The history of this list goes back at least to Pope St. Gregory the Great and St. John Cassian, but while the list itself is not strictly biblical, the Bible proscribes all seven. If one or more of these doesn't seem like a big sin to you, it almost certainly means you have already rationalized it. Work on that one first. By the way, there is no set list of Virtues corresponding to these.Let List Modern Day Version of the 7 Deadly Sins:Self-centrednessIgnoranceObsession with TechnologyPollutionViolenceReligious / Cultural IntoleranceDeceptionI would like new and creative ideas about this. (I am not dissing the importance of the 7 deadly sins, I do value them, but I'm interested to get other ideas). Be CREATIVE AND REFLECTIVE! --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Emai...
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
2009-01-06 07:10:00
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clo...
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Woman set fire to husband's genitals
2009-01-06 07:08:00
Woman set fire to husband's genitals An Australian woman allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals because she believed he was having an affair, a court heard. Rajini Narayan, 44, is accused of killing her husband Satish by dousing his genitals in methylated spirit while he slept.Mr Narayan, who suffered burns to 85 per cent of his body, died in hospital 20 days later.After the fire Mrs Narayan was overheard by neighbours saying she had only wanted to burn her husband's ***** "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors claimed. "It's just his ***** I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen," the Adelaide Advertiser quoted her as saying.Lucy Boord, prosecuting, said that Mrs Narayan believed her husband was having an affair and was jealous. "She told neighbours 'my husband loves another woman, he hugs her'," she said. Mrs Narayan was originally charged with endangering life and arson offences over the incident in Adelaide but the charges have now been upgraded t...
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Curious Miscellaneous photos
2009-01-03 12:54:00
Curious Miscellaneous photos --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTSRelated articles by ZemantaMy Second Google Adsense Cheque
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Gift For Every Man On Xmas
2009-01-02 19:24:00
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Women...in Men's life'
2009-01-02 19:16:00
Women...in Men 's life'I was born,a woman was there to hold me..........my motherI grew as a child......a woman was there to care for me.......to play with me............ my sisterI went to school..... a woman was there to help me learn........... my teacherI became depress, whenever I losta woman was there to offer a shoulder............ my wifeI became tough......a woman was there to melt me............my daughterI am dyinga woman is there to absorb me in.............my motherland--If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
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Weirdest happenings of the year 2008
2009-01-02 07:03:00
err wait before you go ahead dont forget to come back and check these also:-)What is LoveDoes this girl Ever close her mouth?Animals also have SUPER POWERS...Best Pictures of the year 2008Duplicating a key from a photographBIZARRE Pics of 2oo8That's The Spirit !!! JAI HINDNose picker - Why not?The Indian BrainRemembering the Photos that Shook the World | 65 P...Best of Burning Man Festival - Art on AcidJohn Evans - Head BalancerBundle Of JoyJust Cool PhotosHow to say I Love You in 100 Languages5 tips to limit your cell phone riskJust like there is a muse for music or a muse for dancing or other art forms, there is a muse for the weirdest happenings as well. It would be improper to make an account of the bizarre incidents of the year without invoking our offbeat muse. Our muse is not a celestial creature, but a human being. He is not a mere human being, but he is the Russia n Prime Minister!Our muse Vladimir Putin has amused the world with his rude remarks which have filled the odd ...
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