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Britney Spears is Showing Her Cellulite
2008-01-25 18:03:00 Here's Britney Spears lifting up her dress to show us her fabulous legs! And they're covered in cellulite! No surprise there! More About: Cellulite
Paris Hilton is White and Nerdy
2008-01-21 19:17:00 Paris Hilton is not only a geek, but she is a strong geek that is. Now that's hot. More About: Paris Hilton , White , Paris , White and Nerdy
A Fat Jessica Simpson
2008-01-20 17:52:00 As with the many celebrities featured on this hilarious blog, it is now Jessica Simpson 's turn to be fat. Actually, I wouldn't call her fat in this picture...I would call her chubby. But nonetheless, it's still pure gold! On the bright side, her boobs have just got even bigger!
This Weeks Poll Winner
2008-01-20 05:20:00 It's Jamie Lynn Spears, the pregnant trailer trash chick with 63% of the votes. Make sure to cast your vote in the next poll which is currently in the right sidebar.And here are the rest of the results:Britney Spears, the crazy mental patient - 9% Mel Gibson, the alcoholic under a tree - 0%Tom Cruise, the big baby - 18% George W. Bush, the Larry the Cable guy impersonator - 0% Leonardo DiCaprio, the balding fat man - 9% More About: Poll , Winner , Weeks
An Ordinary Madonna
2008-01-20 00:58:00 Looks like an ordinary, middle aged mother Madonna is out at a family get together or barbecue. Aren't family outings much more fun than silly little Hollywood celebrity parties? More About: Ordinary
Vince Vaughn Drinking a Beer and Smoking a Cigar
2008-01-19 17:30:00 We've all seen Vince Vaughn 's extremely tired eyes. And now, we know where it's from. Too many cigars and too many beers. More About: Beer , Smoking , Drinking
Brad and Angelina Go to Prom
2008-01-18 05:08:00 If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were back in their high school days, this would be them going to their senior prom. How fun! More About: Prom
Pamela Anderson the Waitress
2008-01-16 16:58:00 Would you still hit that? Yeah, I know you guys still would bang Pamela Anderson even if she looked worse than this! More About: Waitress
Avril Lavigne is Just Getting Uglier and Uglier
2008-01-16 05:48:00 Every time I do a new picture of Avril Lavigne she just gets more ugly. First, she looked like Marilyn Manson. Then, she was a pimply teenager. And now, she's a waitress with big ears. It just keeps getting worse and worse for poor little Avril. Good thing for her this isn't real. But it sure is funny!
Bruce Willis is NOT Bald
2008-01-15 16:46:00 How could Bruce Willis , as a normal nonfamous and nonrich person, prevent his hair loss when a rich and famous Bruce Willis looks like Mr. Clean? Who knows? My pictures don't have to make sense. They just have to make you laugh!
Orlando Bloom is Bald...But has a Beard!
2008-01-15 00:14:00 It's okay people. This Hollywood Hottie Orlando Bloom makes up for his baldness with the good amount of hair he has on his face and neck. So ladies, do you still think he's attractive? I bet those 40 and 50 year old chicks do! More About: Beard
Jessica Alba's New Hair
2008-01-14 17:55:00 Jessica Alba's hair is short and she looks a bit older and fatter. More About: Jessica Alba , Hair , Jessica
If Lindsay Lohan was a Lesbian
2008-01-14 01:27:00 Lindsay Lohan just might look like this if she was an ordinary lesbian, believe it or not. Oh yeah, the dog is cute by the way. More About: Lindsay Lohan , Lesbian , Lindsay
Justin Timberlake the Scientist
2008-01-13 16:08:00 Who knows what kind of crazy experiments Justin Timberlake is coming up with! Maybe he can create something that can help Britney Spears! More About: Scientist
Beyoncé Still Looks Great
2008-01-13 16:06:00 It wouldn't matter if Beyoncé was an ordinary person. She still looks great! Yeah, she probably would have less makeup on, but she would still look awesome I bet. More About: Great , Looks
Britney Spears' Future
2008-01-12 23:17:00 This will be Britney Spears ' future if she doesn't get help. She'll never be "ordinary" but this is the closest she'll get. More About: Future
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
2008-01-12 19:08:00 Haha! This Hollywood celebrity couple is defintely ordinary. Ashlee Simpson looks like her bangs are crooked and look at Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy! He's a blonde now! And his corny sweater isn't helper either.
John Travolta
2008-01-12 17:29:00 I'm really lost for words here. Sorry Travolta. More About: John Travolta , John
Video Compliation of Funny Pictures
2008-01-10 02:23:00 Here's a compilation of some various pictures from the blog. And I added some music to make it more entertaining! Ignore the message at the end...because, uh, you're already here. More About: Video , Pictures , Funny , Funny Pictures
Dr. Phil is a Redneck
2008-01-09 22:29:00 Well, this is why the white trash Spears family asked for Dr. Phil 's help. He's a redneck! Too bad they got rid of him claimed that he was just profiting off of Britney Spears' mental illness. Look's like Dr. Phil is the one full of crap. More About: Dr Phil , Redneck , Neck
Nicole Kidman Barely Showing
2008-01-08 18:54:00 So Nico le Kidman finally got pregnant! Congratulations to her and her husband Keith Urban. In light of all the good news, I decided to make an Ordinary Nicole Kidman in the first few months of her pregnancy, barely showing a little baby bump. How cute! And sexy! More About: Barely
Leonardo DiCaprio's Afro
2008-01-08 17:56:00 Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio needs some hair taming and possibly a shave.This post is brought to you by...http://www.evilhumor.com More About: Afro
Amy Winehouse Sporting the Beehive 1960s Style
2008-01-08 00:05:00 So I guess this the 1960s version of Amy Winehouse 's beehive hair. Not bad, right? Too bad she's consumed by drugs and whatnot. It's such a waste of talent. She's such a great singer! More About: Style , Sporting , Hive
Kiefer Sutherland is Employee of the Month
2008-01-07 17:32:00 And it's all thanks to alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems as Homer Simpson would say it. Isn't funny that Kiefer Sutherland had a guest role on the Simpsons not too long ago as his character in that show 24? Is he still in jail for his drunk driving charge? More About: Employee , Month
I don't know what George Clooney is doing!
2008-01-06 20:18:00 Do you know what George Clooney is doing? Because I don't! Is is some sort of dance or is he having a seizure?
Avril Lavigne's Hideous Yearbook Photo
2008-01-06 17:36:00 Good thing for Avril Lavigne, she's a rich and famous pop star. Because if she wasn't, well, there's a chance she would look like this! Here's your date to the Junior Prom this year Billy! Mwhahahahahahaha! More About: Photo
Christina Aguilera Still Looking Sexy
2008-01-06 01:10:00 It's her birthday and Christina 's wearing some hideous hockey birthday helmet and still manages to look very hot and normal at the same time. Look at that pose! More About: Christina Aguilera , Sexy , Aguilera
Orlando Bloom is Lovin' It!
2008-01-05 17:50:00 Here's our dear friend Orlando Bloom taking a break from flipping burgers at McDonald's to take a picture in his work uniform.
Britney Spears Has Gone Crazy
More articles from this author:2008-01-04 20:51:00 So with all the news reporting Britney Spears went crazy, kept one of her kids hostage, and now is in the hospital because she's mentally unstable got me to make this picture. She's in a straight jacket if hadn't realized it!Hopefully she gets the help she needs fast. We don't need another Anna Nicole Smith. More About: Crazy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |




