Ordinary Stars Ordinary Stars Funny pictures of what celebrities would look like if they were one of us. 
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Brad Pitt the 1950s Schoolboy
2008-01-04 17:21:00 Wearing his tie and looking sharp, Brad Pitt takes his school picture in the 1950s.
Sharon Stone - Special Ed. Teacher
2008-01-04 01:05:00 Straight from last year's yearbook, it's Mrs. Sharon Stone ; the Special Education Teacher from New Braunfels Middle School in New Braunfels, Texas.
Ashton Kutcher
2008-01-03 17:13:00 He sort of looks kinda southern there. I dunno, either way he looks real quarky. More About: Ashton Kutcher , Ashton
Hayden Panettiere's Raunchy Photos
2008-01-02 23:01:00 Yeah you wish! You should know by now all the pictures on my site are fake. And this one's a dead giveaway. She's not fat. And she's no Vanessa Hudgens either. Keep being good Hayden ! More About: Photos , Hayden Panettiere
Mischa Barton
2008-01-02 17:09:00 Look's like Mischa Barton would get into trouble in real life too.
Miley Cyrus is a Normal Girl
2008-01-02 04:59:00 No Hannah Montana Concerts, no Disney Channel, no daddy Billy Ray Cyrus , and no leaked lesbian photos. Just Miley and her dolls. How nice. More About: Girl , Miley Cyrus , Normal
Happy New Year- From Ordinary Stars and Mel Gibson
2008-01-01 15:35:00 This is how Mel Gibson would ring in the New Year if he was a poor drunk. Actually, this could be a reality. SCARY!Anyways, Happy New Year! More About: Stars , Happy New Year
A Sweaty Pete Wentz
2007-12-31 19:03:00 From all that partying, dancing, and drinking, Pete Wentz really worked up a sweat. I wish he had the decency to not show the camera his sweaty smelly arm pits though. Yeck!
Paris Hilton - Housewife, Age 45
2007-12-31 03:38:00 Paris Hilton is a Desperate Housewife, mother of 2, and works at a local thrift store on the weekends. More About: Paris Hilton , Paris
Pamela Anderson the Nurse
2007-12-31 02:37:00 She'll deliver your babies, give you shots, give you sponge baths, and empty your bed pans! What a job and what a lady! She may also give you a little something else if you know what I mean...*sexy growl* More About: Pamela Anderson , Anderson , Nurse , Pamela
Angelina Jolie Finally Put on Some Weight
2007-12-30 16:00:00 A little too much, don't you think? More About: Angelina Jolie , Weight , Finally , Jolie , Angelina
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
2007-12-30 07:25:00 At a wedding, of course. They sure seem happy. More About: Ashlee Simpson , Simpson , Jessica
Bill Clinton Will Fix Your Toilet
2007-12-29 17:33:00 He will also unclog your toilet, fix your sink, and mess with your pipes. Now that's my kind of plumber. Now all he needs is to bend down and show us all his butt crack...but that would be a little too much (yeeckkk!). More About: Bill Clinton , Toilet , Clinton , Bill , Linton
Sorry about my lack of posts...
2007-12-29 17:25:00 I was really sick yesterday. I has a virus and it was really really bad. I seriously thought I was gonna die. Anyways, everyone thought I was just being a big baby..I have been known to be a drama queen sometimes..heheheh, but a friend of mine had the same virus a day earlier and said she's never had a virus like that before. So, I'm doing a lot better today. I will start posting again and get back to eating food today. I've been living off of water and gatorade. More About: Posts , Lack , Sorry
R. Kelly the Delivery Man
2007-12-27 17:32:00 I wouldn't let him in the house though. He may get a little friendly with one of your daughters, sisters, or worse, your mother. More About: Kelly , R Kelly , Delivery
Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!
2007-12-26 22:18:00 I'm already going to hell so I just had to do this one. It was just screaming at me to make a picture of her pregnant since there were no REAL ones out there yet. Anyways, I was going to make her a pregnant trailer trash girl but I thought that may have been too mean. Jamie Lynn Spears is just 16, and although she is pretty stupid for getting herself pregnant, I'm not gonna sink THAT low. Plus, it's not all her fault. Her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whoever he is, Casey Aldridge, sperminated her so he's partly to blame, not to mention her mother. So, I just made this. Not too much harm in it...just what she would look like 7 months pregnant. I repeat, this IS NOT REAL!UPDATE- I made an even better picture of her. This time, it's trailer trash Jamie Lynn! More About: Pregnant , Jamie Lynn Spears
Ashlee Simpson is Confused
2007-12-26 22:12:00 She looks kind of boring and retarded, no offense to the mentally challenged out there. More About: Ashlee Simpson , Simpson
Trailer Park Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers
2007-12-26 17:06:00 This is way worse than the other picture I made of Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant. Famous or not, she could very well look like this very soon. Well, Britney did when she was pregnant. Didn't she? More About: Trailer , Park , Jamie Lynn Spears
Mel Gibson Dancing the Night Away
2007-12-25 23:51:00 He's sporting an ugly shirt and a funky hairdo. Is he drunk? Or is this just his normal, sober appearance. The hair is just crazy though. I can't tell if it's a mullet or "metal" hair. But, it sure looks like he's having a great time! This photo also makes me think of Bon Jovi or Bret Michaels because of the hair. Which reminds me, I think a new season of Rock of Love is starting soon! More About: Dancing , Mel Gibson , Night , Gibson
Watch Out for the Big Girl
2007-12-25 23:49:00 Looking lovely as ever and holding her breasts, it's a plus sized Britney Spears! She can still be fat and sexy at the same time. Update: People have even been commenting about how she'll end up like this in a few years if she keeps up the craziness and partying and drugs. Well, this funny little photoshop dream may turn into a reality. And if it does, take a tip from me Britney...start drinking some Slimfast and begin the Atkins diet while you're still ahead. And oh yeah, liposuction now will be better now than a triple bypass surgery later. More About: Watch , Girl , Big Girl
Merry Christmas From Ordinary Stars
2007-12-25 00:47:00 Have a nice Holiday and an awesome new year. Good to see Paris Hilton as an elf. Anways, I'll still be posting even before the new year, so when you get the chance, check back for more funny Ordinary Stars Pictures. And remember, don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer. More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Merry
Tom Cruise is a Big Baby
2007-12-24 19:43:00 A Big Scientologist Baby that is. More About: Tom Cruise , Cruise
CONTEST!
2007-12-24 01:18:00 All right. I think we need a contest around here to get my readers more involved. How about this...make your own photoshopped (or paint if you don't have photoshop) picture of your favorite Ordinary Star and send it in. The funniest 3 will be featured on the site at the end of February. I would offer a cash prize but my ass is broke, so that ain't happening...sorry. If you have any other ideas as a prize (no money or tangible prizes), please leave a comment. Also, any questions are great. I may extend the deadline if I don't get a lot of submissions. Send all submissions to klawedkillerkitten@gmail.comOr, if you want to do it the hard way, send a link to your picture through the comments. Have fun and please participate! More About: Contest
Nicole Kidman
2007-12-23 04:59:00 I know this has nothing to do with the picture, but I can't believe her kids call Katie Holmes mom! This makes me hate Tom Cruise even more. Who knows what scientologist bull crap he programmed into his kids head. I'm not mad at Katie, however. Unless it is revealed she is provoking all of this. I'm a little pissed that she bragged about it. She did, didn't she? I think she did. Who knows, I could be completely wrong. Anyways, if I was Nico le Kidman , I would make such a scene from all of this. I'm sorry, but this makes me so mad. GAAAAAAH!
Demi Moore is Having a Bad Hair Day
2007-12-22 19:00:00 If she was an "ordinary folk" and didn't have a 28 year old hot husband, I'm sure she would let herself go this bad. The short gray messed up hair pretty much sums it up. At least she's got her health! More About: Demi Moore , Hair , Moore , Bad Hair Day , Demi
Georgie the Cable Guy
2007-12-22 05:57:00 We already knew George W . Bush was a redneck. But it would be funny to see him look more like one. And I thought using Larry the Cable Guy would be the best choice. Git-r-done! More About: Georgie
Zac Efron
2007-12-21 22:15:00 Just your everyday grocery store bagger boy. He looks so excited to be working at ShopRite too! More About: Zac Efron
Bam Margera Still Looks Evil
2007-12-21 17:45:00 Even like this. Reminds me of Dennis the Menace. But he doesn't look like a jackass in this picture. It looks like he's about to graduate high school and go off to college like a good young man. More About: Evil , Bam Margera , Looks
Vanessa Hudgens still takes slutty pictures
2007-12-21 17:29:00 Even as a normal teenager, she still manages to take slutty pictures. At least she's not naked in these pics. Come on now! This is a family oriented site! Psssshhh....*winks* More About: Pictures , Vanessa Hudgens , Vanessa , Hudgens
Justin Timberlake
More articles from this author:2007-12-21 06:10:00 If Justin Timberlake wasn't rich and famous, he would be working at some fast food restaurant like McDonald's or Burger King and look like this. I don't know what restaurant's uniform he's wearing here, but it sure is funny looking. He kinda looks retarded in this picture too. Ding fries are done! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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