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From Robby to Rob
2008-03-26 10:09:00 From Robby to Rob A former girlfriend of mine called me up and said, ?What?s this Robby? You gotta get off that. Rob is sexy, Robby is not cool.? She has genuine concern for me continuing to get laid. She told me, ?Listen. I?ve said fuck me Rob. I?ve said lick my pussy Rob. I?ve said put ...
What?s all this?
2008-03-25 23:00:00 Once again, a stream of consciousness I know not in advance… Here I sit. Waiting. Waiting for something exciting to happen. I’m at my video store. There’s a guy in the “back”. You know, the “back”. The adult section. Porn, if I need to make it that clear. He’s been back there a while. Not toolong, ...
Homeless Marketing!
2008-03-25 07:03:00 Yes..the title says it all! Has anyone else noticed how creative the homeless are getting with regards to how they ask for money? I commute to work into a downtown area…we have many homeless individuals that hang out by the parking garages…gotta hand it to them..at least they know where the main traffic is! Don’t get me ... More About: Marketing , Homeless
Should I become a minimalist?
2008-03-25 05:17:00 I live alone. I have always been the pack rat. Can’t throw away that 11th grade student ID card. I might need that someday. For somethin’. What about the extra Linksys router I have because I quite using Vonage 3 years ago? I can’t just throw it away. It’s worth something. So I have to ...
Felatio and the yelling.
2008-03-24 10:14:00 The title should have been warning enough, I’ll make no apologies… A friend of mine (who for now shall remain nameless unless he wants credit at which time I will re-edit this post to administer props) gave me an idea I feel I have to share. The next time I blow my load into the throat of ...
My Stuff!
2008-03-24 06:17:00 So…my stuff is MY STUFF MY STUFF is not Your Stuff You can’t make MY STUFF your stuff by taking it either by thievery or by taxery The ONLY time that MY STUFF will be your stuff is when we are living together, cohabitating, knockin the boots…er.. married. (Dont ask me, I’ll ask you) ONLY then does it somehow become ... More About: My Stuff
Happy Easter?
2008-03-23 09:09:00 The Easter story in my own words: Jesus died. But then he woke up. Other stories in my own words– Romeo & Juliette: A couple-a mixed up teenagers run away from home and wind up dead. Lord of the Rings: Everybody walks forever, and then a homo throws his ring into the fire. — Any requests? Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Happy
One day in 1975.
2008-03-23 00:02:00 One day in the spring of 1975, my friend Jeff and I were walking to the local grocer with his mom. It was a typical walk with Jeff’s mom stopping to talk to every stranger while we looked at each other in wonder of this defiance of everything we were ever told about “don’t talk ...
Flim flam jibberty jab
2008-03-22 22:54:00 I’m gonna tell you what I think. I think stip stap pappy and all that jazz. Nonsense. Kooky miss match on the skib scab. Bifferty flip flop up your jipperty job. Snatch! Two bads make a good and Darth Vader is MY poppy. Flapjacks on the sammy jaw. Pussy nut, pussy nut, you like it on your face! And… Crotch krapin’ crop kraper! Good times. Bookmark ...
Lost
2008-03-22 01:53:00 Lost — (Lyrics Copyright 2008 by rob2e, music pending) Just like before, it?s happening over and over The feeling cannot find its way out Nobody understands, they say they do But only one does, I have no doubt Finding you is hard When you are lost I need you to show me Where you are Show me Show me My eyes are open, but I cannot ... More About: Lost
The dangers of Dungeons & Dragons.
2008-03-21 18:14:00 I don’t know that any more need be said except, this was TOTALLY ME in high school… Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Dragons
The Los Angeles Avengers
2008-03-21 09:44:00 Sounds like the name of a club I’d like to start. But I don’t really have anything to avenge. Actually, it’s the Arena Football team here where I live. My friend Dan called me up and insisted I go with him to the game. Not something I would normally do, but I could use a ... More About: Los Angeles , Avengers , Angeles
Rob2e, This is Your Life?.
2008-03-21 03:43:00 All right, I’ll let the cat out of the bag. I’m Rob2e’s “Ghost of Christmas Past”. When our class had sex-ed, the boys and girls were separated. Girls went with the female 8th grade teacher, and boys with the 7th grade teacher I’ll call - Mr. M. The following story was relayed to me a few years ago by an eye-witness ... More About: Life
Slip Stream
2008-03-20 08:45:00 Alright everything that comes to mind. Wow it’s amazing for once in my life my mind just went totally silent. All I could think about is Rob is going to miss his “gf” this weekend, but not as much as me. Though I was promised a phone call when Rob’s “gf” gets back. What about ... More About: Stream , Slip
The Quiet
2008-03-20 03:14:00 It’s quiet. So quiet. The sounds of nothing fill the room. The shadows from the candlelight dance on the white walls. I stare at the empty walls letting my vision blur into nothing. I’m ready. I’m ready for it. I’ve been waiting so long. The needle enters my vein. It all rushes in so fast, like liquid metal. The pain instantly transforms away. I ... More About: Quiet
I must write.
2008-03-19 21:44:00 I gotta write. I need to write every day. Because I need to write, yes, but also to keep my mind ocupado. Like a bathroom with a person inside on a Spanish airline. I don’t know what I will write about, but let’s face it… I never do. It’s always just stream of consciousness with me. ... More About: Write
The things you can do with eyeglasses.
2008-03-19 09:11:00 Been a full time glasses wearer since 7th grade. I’ve got a few moves with them, I’m sure all glasses people do. But I’ve never really taken advantage of the big moves. You know, the cliches you see people do (perhaps if only in the movies). I’ve never felt there was an opportune moment to yank ... More About: Things , Eyeglasses
The Army is the best!
2008-03-19 01:55:00 Let’s face it. The Air Force is weak. Oooooo, I can fly a plane. The Navy are fags. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Why do you hide under the water for months at a time? The Marines are just plain stupid. No question they’re tough, but they’re not the best. They rush in first without thinking. Go go ... More About: Army
Hullabaloo
2008-03-18 19:31:00 What’s all this fuss? Who’s making this fuss? What’s this all about? Am I supposed to just stand by and wait out this uproar? Are we gonna do anything about this? What are we waitin’ for? Are you with me? If you wanna join forces with me against the doings, let’s just form a posse and take care ...
Play House?
2008-03-18 01:01:00 When do kids become too old to play house? Do Barbie and Ken get to live on happily, long after we’re too old to care anymore? How long is too long to keep living inside of ones head? I wish I could stay in make believe land where everything works out exactly as I want them ... More About: House , Play
The Tooth Fairy and other bitches.
2008-03-18 00:19:00 So as a kid this Tooth Fairy showed up a couple times. Maybe even 10 times or so, I really can’t remember. But don’t ya know why I can’t remember? She didn’t teach me anything. She left me a dime or a quarter. And although I’m sure I was happy at the time for the ... More About: Bitches
Fear and the way to the end.
2008-03-17 09:56:00 Fear is alive in me All of my days Fear controls me Has me in a haze Night is no comfort To me Daylight goes away I’m free Free to feel fear Subjugated by it I hate it so It’s all shit Make me aware Oh god Are you there? Show me a nod I curse my own fear It has me Make it go away It has me Deep, dark, and dead It’s unholy hold It’ll all ... More About: Fear
Stand-up comedy will ruin your life.
2008-03-16 21:34:00 So I went to San Diego yesterday. Well, it was really Vista, CA, near Oceanside. I went with my buddy Tommy to his comedy show. I was not scheduled for the show; I figured it?d just be nice to take a ride. So we get there early and walk around in the brisk winded environ? and ... More About: Comedy , Life , Ruin , Stand up comedy , Stand Up
Time
2008-03-16 10:11:00 Time Time, Time, Time You’re killing me You measure yourself in normalcy I measure you in infinite sections Each bit of the smallest parts of you Slip away so slowly Time You use me when I should be using you A snowflake or a drop of rain May fall from the sky as I watch You see it as a quickness For me it is eternity Each bit of you ... More About: Time
Patron Tequila is my friend.
2008-03-15 08:31:00 No. Patron Tequila is my lover. She takes care of me. She keeps me warm at night when I’m home. Alone. She doesn’t care how I am. She is a friend because she does what a good friend does. She listens. She understands. She doesn’t judge. She accepts me no matter what. She is a ... More About: Friend
By Any Other Name
2008-03-14 23:31:00 I just finished watching and episode of Star Trek, the original series, called “By any other name”. In this episode the aliens are the shape shifting Kelvans who want to use the enterprise to get home, but have trouble adjusting to human emotion, much in the same way DATA has trouble with the emotion chip ...
Family List
2008-03-14 20:53:00 If there was ever something that was Ironic, it would be the family email list. Does anyone have one of these, or is it just my crazy family? It’s a list of all the people in your family it has their email, phone, address, and whatever else you want to put. In my case we ... More About: Family , List
Jimmy jam.
2008-03-14 18:48:00 Jimmy is jimmy jimmy with jimmy, but jimmy doesn’t jimmy jimmy. Jimmy jimmy and jimmy jimmy wants jimmy. Don’t jimmy jimmy, jimmy jimmy jimmy again soon jimmy. Jimmy get jimmy or something and jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy. Jimmy totally jimmy jimmy, but jimmy get jimmy jimmy jimmy, and then jimmy can be jimmy. Jimmy jam! Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Jimmy , Jimmy Jam
I hate you Internet and Cell Phone.
2008-03-14 03:40:00 You both suck! Internet , you make me sick to my stomach. I hate your sorcerer ways. How you make me want to look at you all the time. “Click me. Touch me. Look at me.” You say the nastiest things to me. I use you, but you want to be used more. I hate wanting ... More About: Phone , Cell Phone , Cell , Hate
I can?t stop!
More articles from this author:2008-03-13 23:30:00 I can’t stop writing. I want to write. I am sitting here for 10 straight hours at my video store and I can literally watch any movie I want, but I am overwhelmed with the urge to write. I having absolutely nothing to say, but I want to type, bang, and otherwise make letters, words, ... More About: Stop 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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