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Is it Flotsam or Jetsam?
2008-05-23 08:41:00 I love to run on the beach in the early morning. There are no tourists, just a handful locals - runners, walkers, some fisherfolk, and surfers. I especially like to run after there has been a storm at sea - there’s a lot of interesting flotsam and jetsam (I’ve always wanted to use those words in something!!). The other morning, ...
Dead Puppies
2008-05-22 20:01:00 This is how I’m feeling today. I can’t get youtube to show up on world press so click this link if you want to see the video Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Dead , Puppies
In here, here, and here.
2008-05-15 09:36:00 the mind, the body, the spirit yours are the only ones that are true mine exist but to be with yours intertwined in shadow light struggles to reach the nexus let it shine in all its glory the glory of you of us Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Poetry
My Trial
2008-05-14 07:56:00 Unedited thoughts from now… My Trial . It has begun. It is perhaps even over, though I know not for sure. Many events have transpired to test me in the last years. As many in the last months as in those last few years. Patience escapes me. Always. Many have spoken, some have offered council and reason, none ...
Favorites or not so?
2008-05-09 21:04:00 yeah so sort of a take off 2ee’s good times, even so, it’s always fun to fill stuff out! Except I want explanations, the longer the better, or not, whatever. So what’s your favorite or not so? “Reality” TV quote: Favorite: in “Keeping up with the Kardashians” in response to he mother telling her that money doesn’t ... More About: Favorites
Good times.
2008-05-07 16:03:00 Best times for me: Decade: the 90s Five year period: 1996-2000 Year: 2/03 - 2/04 Day: 2/14/04 Moment: The moment of apparent acceptance by another family at Christmas, 2003. Worst times for me: Decade: Most of this one (so far) Five year period: 2004 - 2008 Year: 5/04 - 5/05 Day: Today (to be updated as current as of reading this until otherwise noted) Moment: The ... More About: Times , Good , Good Times
Plan B (a mild sleepless rant)
2008-05-06 22:11:00 What is with having a “Plan B ”. What does that say? As a friend put it, (paraphrased) “if we’re both still losers in x amount of years, we’ll settle for each other.” Though I shouldn’t be talking about settling, cause I seem to be the grand master at that. I think I wouldn’t have such ... More About: Rant
How do you tell someone?
2008-05-02 03:23:00 What if you wanted (needed!) to tell somebody something, but because of circumstances you weren’t allowed to say it? Like for example, someone you knew painted a canvas. And that creation was so magnificent you felt you HAD to compliment the artist. But this artist had previously made it known to you that they didn’t ...
What does this mean?
2008-04-29 00:07:00 One of my favorite songs is Possum Kingdom by The Toadies. Ever since it came out 13 years ago or so, I’ve just loved it. I’ll stop in my tracks and listen when it comes on. I don’t know. But this weird thing has followed this song around… People tell me it’s about pedophilia. I ...
1 Adam 12, 415 suspects there now, see the woman.
2008-04-28 23:54:00 1 Adam 12 requesting want on Lincoln Ida X-Ray 483. 1 Adam 12 no wants Lincoln Ida X-Ray 483. 1 Adam 12 Roger. 1 Adam 12 requesting code 7 at Twain’s Restaurant, Ventura and Coldwater. 1 Adam 12, negative code 7 and handle this call. 484 see the man at Fulton and Moorpark. 1 Adam 12 handle code ... More About: Woman , Suspects
Into You
2008-04-27 12:13:00 Into You - (Lyrics Copyright 2008 by rob2e, music pending) I want to know who you are I look for clues about you I want to know myself too I look inside but I don’t see Inside of you Inside of me I live for tomorrow I want to fully see Into you Into you I’m into you I’m so into you Me into you You into me too I’ll keep ... More About: Poetry
I hate fucking stupid people! No seriously?
2008-04-27 00:48:00 Guy walks into my video store where we’re liquidating our inventory. We’re selling all the VHS tapes for $2.00 each which is what he’s interested in. He starts looking around. This guy’s been in here many times before, he’s just annoying as hell. Young guy, but he always calls first to tell me he’s coming ... More About: People , Hate , Stupid , Fucking , Stupid people
Quando Quando Quando
2008-04-27 00:29:00 Thank you, you’re marvelous… Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA Bookmark It Hide Sites
Sleep
2008-04-19 10:43:00 Sleep, the greatest Sleep, fantastic Sleep, ever the escape Sleep, the unconscious smile During sleep there is nothing No worry, no confusion No panic, no desperation No hate, no cause No pain, no feeling Nothing An empty canvas to paint A stone to chisel An empty page An abyss to create Sleep is the drug Sleep is the friend The only friend Sleep never fails Sleep takes care Sleep keeps The enemy is consciousness Consciousness is not sleep Awake Conscious thought is peril Thought ... More About: Poetry , Sleep
Dear me of the alternate universe (again).
2008-04-19 10:26:00 Hey! Dickweed! Why haven’t you come here to visit? I told you I have no way to get to your side, but we need to talk. Are you yella? You big chickenshit asshole. Come ‘ere. What’s the matter? Are ya scared? No balls? Get in your temporal rift, or portal, or whateverthefuck it is and ... More About: Universe
Ladybugs and 10 yr olds.
2008-04-16 22:55:00 A few days ago there seemed to be an over abundance of ladybugs. I?m not talking a major biblical plague, but maybe they all hatched at once. So as I spun around in my Tasmanian Devil sort of way making sure the kids were on time for school ? I noted it as very interesting. ...
When I was 21?
2008-04-13 09:33:00 “Ol’ Blue Eyes is back in town. Sources report, nobody’s interested and nobody cares.” - Chevy Chase SNL Weekend Update (1976) Sinatra rocks the fuckin’ house people! Always has, always will. I love his version of “It was a Very Good Year”. I’m currently dating a girl 10 years younger than me, so it has special meaning. When ...
Wait
2008-04-09 08:27:00 Hey, why don’t you wait? Just wait Wait a sec Stop Hold up Slow down Hang on a minute Calm down Just relax Everybody just relax and calm down Wait Why don’t YOU wait? No you No YOU, YOU WAIT! Wait Wait, what? Bookmark It Hide Sites More About: Poetry
KMG365
2008-04-07 11:06:00 Yeah that’s right. KMG365. The call sign for Station 51 from the show Emergency! Fond memories. The show was on from 1972-1979. I watched it as a kid. Now I’m reliving my emotional experiences from it via hulu.com. If you haven’t been to hulu.com yet, just open another browser window now (how dare you would ...
Song of Sane
2008-04-06 21:07:00 Song of Sane - (Lyrics Copyright 2008 by rob2e, music pending) I travel through time and space and dimension Gathering ideas and feelings and concepts Moving faster and faster and further Get on board, ride it to the end, go Life moves along the path in front of you It moves in the path behind, look Forward, backward, forward, go, go Life is sane Life ... More About: Poetry , Song
The DMV is meant for white people.
2008-04-05 08:29:00 All right, everyone calm down. This isn’t a racist thing. It’s just reporting on my experience. I blogged before about an experience I had a while back renewing my driver license and it took me EIGHT MINUTES inside the DMV. It was awesome - Here’s that blog entry. But today when I went in to renew my ... More About: People , White , White People
A blast from the past!
2008-04-04 09:14:00 You’ve probably seen this, but I discovered it 13 years ago (2 years before the TV show) and it’s always fun to relive. Plus it’s hard to find on the net these days. Here’s hoping Trey & Matt send me a cease and desist notice. If they do, I will call them pigfuckers! Jesus vs. Santa Bookmark ... More About: Blast from the Past , Past , Blast
Apes are funny.
2008-04-03 23:13:00 I don’t know. They throw poo. Is that funny? I guess. Chimps? Orangutans? Whatever! Monkeys anyway. Do they all eat bananas? I eat bananas. Am I an ape. Some people would say I am a descendant of an ape. I don’t know. I saw Planet of the Apes . Is that anything? I didn’t like the new King ... More About: Funny
Jackie Chiles said.
2008-04-02 19:36:00 That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a ... More About: Chiles , Jackie
World
2008-04-01 12:05:00 My problems are small you see The world at large has to be Filled with hate and terror People trying to run us into scare Politics and government can’t Help us, we have to rant God? Evolution? UFOs? What do you believe? Nobody knows For sure what’s really out there Nor does anybody seem to care The world is small you see Earth isn’t all that ... More About: World
Old people suck!
2008-03-30 08:05:00 I ain’t ever gettin old! If I do, someone, please, take my fucking driver’s license away! Living down here in Sunny Florida…I’m getting really sick and tired of all these fucking old people who can’t see over their damned steering wheels…or their wearing glasses so fucking thick Coca Cola brought back the glass bottles just ... More About: People , Suck
The haircut that made me cry.
2008-03-29 23:34:00 Nope. It’s not what you think. The haircut looks fine. As a matter of fact, it’s probably one of the best I’ve ever had. So why the crying? Well… My friend Tommy recommends “his guy” that he’s been going to for almost a decade to me. Basil Salon in Burbank. So I finally go see this ... More About: Made , Haircut
Fucking idiots.
2008-03-28 05:15:00 OK! It’s gotta stop. What can I do? I’m just one man. If I had the power and military resources I would put an end to it. But all I can do it seems is blog about these GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS who refuse to not be dumb. So I blogged about this once before ... More About: Idiots , Fucking
Breathe
2008-03-27 03:57:00 your air enters my lungs my lips envelope yours and we exchange a seal is formed and our breath is one it is a kiss, but it is more we breathe together until our hearts melt our gaze intensifies, we see more more than there is to see warm, even hot there is a feeling of safeness it will never escape us i am inside ... More About: Breathe
Change
More articles from this author:2008-03-26 23:59:00 Change - (Lyrics Copyright 2008 by rob2e, music pending) Walking along the path, looking out to sea It’s dirty beneath me, it’s dirty what I see The sun is shining on my face, it’s all right It seems I’m stuck in this place, it’s all right It’s all right, that’s what I’m being told This dirty place is getting too old It’s time for a ... More About: Change 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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