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Jokes
2007-10-07 08:03:00 LAUGH OUT LOUDLY==>>POCKETTeacher: "If you reached in your right pocket and found a 500 rs note, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"BOY: Somebody else's pants. ==>>BUSSardarji gets into a double decker bus, he goes upstairs and suddenly he comes down............Conductor: why did you come down???...........Sardar: “upar koi driver nahi hai bhai”!!!!==>>Height1.What is height of Fashion?Dhoti with a zip.2. What is height of Laziness?Adopt a child.3. What is height of Forgetfulness?Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.4. What is height of Stupidity ?A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.5. What is height of Honesty?A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.6. What is height of De-hydration?A cow giving milk powder==>>SATA-BANTAFrog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thhi?==>... More About: Jokes
Sher O Shyari
2007-10-07 08:02:00 SHER O SHYARI==>>Hasrat hai sirf aapki dosti paane ki,Aur koi khawaish nahi is dewaane ki.Sikwa mujhe aapse nahi,Bagwaan se hai,kya zarurat thi,aapko itna pyara banane ki...==>>Arzoo-E-Dil Ne Hame Diwana Bana DiyaRoye Na The Kabhi Aap Ne Rula DiyaHum Ne To Har Waqt Yaad Kiya LekinAap Ne Yaad Karte Karte Zamana Laga Diya==>>zamne se nahi, tanhai se darte hai,payar se nahi, ruswai se darte hai,milne ki umang bahut hoti hai dil me lekin,milne ke baad teri judai se darte hai.==>>Duriyon ki parwah na kiya kijiye,dil jab bhi pukare bula liya kijiye,hum jyada dur nahi apse bus apni ankhon Ko palko se mila liya kijiye.==>>Apni zameen, apna naya aasman paida kar,Mangane se zindagi kab milti hai E dost,Khud hi apna naya itihaas paida kar.==>>Hum kyun gam karein,Agar woh hume na mile,Arre! Gam to woh kare jise hum na mile.==>>Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,Akela tu pehel kar,Kaafila khud bann jayega,Maysoos hokar na umeedon ka daman chhod,Varna khuda naraz h...
Videos
2007-10-07 08:01:00 BHOOL BHULIYA -Hare RamFull SongWORLD'S FUNNIEST VIDEOYOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR A SECONDAJAB SI (WITH LYRICS)OM SHANTI OMDARDEDISCOYUVRAJ SIX SIXES IN AN OVERUNFORGETABLE ACHEIVEMET More About: Videos
LATEST MOVIE REVIEWS
2007-10-07 07:59:00 Bhool Bhulaiya stars Akshay Kumar, Amisha Patel, Shiney Ahuja and Vidya Balan in lead roles and is directed by Priyadarshan. Amisha Patel is expected to make a comeback with this movie after a string of movies like 'Aap ki Khatir' and 'Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd'. that haven't worked at the box office.Bhool Bhulaiya is a remake of Malayalam blockbuster, Manichitrathazhu.StoryThe movie is about a small village in India. The villagers in this village are very superstitious. Manoj Joshi Plays the head of a Brahmin family. His ancestral palace is believed to be haunted. One day his nephew, Siddharth (Shiney Ahuja) and Siddharth's wife, Avni (Vidya Balan) come down to his home to stay for a few weeks. Avni opens a room that has remained locked for several years and that is forbidden to be opened. This starts a chain of unexpected supernatural events and for some reason Amisha Patel gets blamed for it.Badri and Batuk Shankar (Paresh Rawal) make every effort to set things right by ge... More About: Movie , Reviews , Movie Reviews
Tongue Twister
2007-10-07 07:58:00 CALCULATE YOUR LOVEJUST ENTER THE NAMECreated by Crazyprofile.comTONGUE TWISTERS==>>Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?==>>Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho,samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai,jo laakh samjhane par bhi naa samjhe,woh meri samajh mein naa samajh hai.==>>Pakey ped par paka papitapaka ped ya paka papitapake ped ko pakde pinkupinku pakde paka papita==>>Chanda chamke cham chamcheekhe chaukanna chor,chiti chate chinni,chakori chini khor==>>I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thoughtI thought I thought.==>>If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.==>>Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely==>>I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.==>>If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?==>>Purple Paper People, Purple... More About: Tongue
SOME OF THE BEST ORKUT SCRAPS
2007-10-07 07:55:00 ORKUT SCRAPS(JUST COPY & PASTE THE TEXT IN ANYONE SCRAPBOOK)(MOZILLA FIREFOX NEEDED)--Wanna Invite New frienzzzzzzz......Hey there...... Was going through ur profile, found it interesting... , so thought of writing to u....... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying, "hiii there, u r cute, u r pretty, i like ur smile, i like ur eyes and stuff" and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says............"DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u .......... Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is "WHy dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its own....." Hope u would replyhiiiiiiiiiiii was just bored .. opened orkut .. searched fornew buddies .. saw lots of communities .. photos..searched till i found a cute girl ... she was a simple ..good luking girl .. i coulnt continue searching ....i m impressed... More About: Orkut , Scraps |
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