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Judge Tells Sean Connery And Neighbor Stop Suing
2007-12-27 20:01:00
Sir Sean Connery was being sued for $30 million by a New York neighbour who claimed the actor played loud music and permitted an infestation of rats. Dr Burton Sultan said the actor, 74, lived in a Manhattan apartment owned by Sir Sean's son Stephane. He alleged Sir Sean often played loud music and allowed workers to create noise, fumes and dripping water. However, a judge has just issued a ruling telling the two to pack it up with the legal nonsense. In a decision made public Wednesday, State Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman tossed out many of the Sultans' claims but slammed the Connerys for what she called their "blunderbuss" legal salvos.Survey Savvy Get Paid For Your Opinions!New Survey Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.
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Mischa Barton Arrested For DUI
2007-12-27 19:54:00
Mischa Barton was released from the West Hollywood Sheriff's station at 10:10 AM today -- and was caught by TMZ sneaking out of the joint in the back seat of her parents' Mercedes. Smoked her out!Barton was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. No wonder she didn't come out and say "hi."She is currently being held on $10,000 bail. (courtesy TMZ.com)Survey Savvy Get Paid For Your Opinions!New Survey Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.
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Benazir Bhutto Assassinated
2007-12-27 14:44:00
Note: This isn't really offbeat news, this is a sad day for her family and followers.Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was killed in a gun and bomb attack after a rally in the city of Rawalpindi on Thursday, her party said."She has been martyred," said party official Rehman Malik.A witness at the scene said he heard two shots moments before the blast.Police said about 15 people had been killed in the blast.Initially it was reported that Bhutto had survived the attack.http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbea tnewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.
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Did You Ever Wonder?
2007-12-27 10:16:00
Today's Offbeat Questions of the day.- Can you cry under water?- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?- What did cured ham actually have?- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? New Survey Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.

A Busload Of Politicians
2007-12-27 10:14:00
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.The old farmer said he had buried them.The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but I didn’t believe them."New Survey Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.
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Stewie Griffin - Sexy Party Video Family Guy
2007-12-26 15:56:00
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Snoop Dogg Sensual Seduction Video - Behind The Scenes
2007-12-26 15:41:00
This is Snoop going into the next musical millenium. I'm not sure if it's all the blunts he smokes or what, but Snoop is groovin' and seducin' at the same time. Take a behind the scenes look too. LOL.http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatne wsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscribe&t=offbeatnewsandvideos%2 0-%20Your%20Internet%20Overlord.
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50 Of The Dumbest Things George Bush Has Ever Said
2007-12-26 13:07:00
The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush , in his own words50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 200249. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 200148. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 200147. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 200146. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity.And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden unde...
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Hey Entrecard Visitors Subscribe To My Feed!
2007-12-25 06:47:00
I really want you to enjoy this stuff. Everything I post, I do it for the love of it, but the narcissist in me wants others to check it out too.Subscribe by email or your favorite aggregate reader.I know sometimes we bloggers forget to ask for things, but not me. I want you to subscribe, donate, comment, tell your friends by clicking on the share icon at the end of this post. I want it all. I am trying to make money from this blog. If I don't make money soon, I believe my significant other may divorce me.Otherwise if all you do is to drop your card, I feel like a cheap date. Basically, you took me to McDonald's bought me a Big Mac meal and then you came back to my place and oh well, you get my drift.That's my Christmas Wish. Can you grant me my wish?">New Survey Click Here!Want An EntreCard? Go HereChopper Tattoo Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbe...
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If I Had An EntreCard Shop What Would I Sell?
2007-12-24 16:52:00
My thought bubble tells me there are a couple of things that I could offer other than myself, my children or my significant other.Of course I have lots of things that would make any garage sale shopper drool, however, let's talk some real value here...Here's my entries...(1) Offbeat Photos (originals) shot by myself, photographer extraordinaire that you can use as graphics to spice up any dull and graphically boring site--20 of them--the best of the best. Should I include more...let me know. I've got 1000s. Cost: 50EC's each.(2)Advertising on my site: http://offbeatnewsandvideos.blogspot.com. Oh yeah, baby the gold ring of all...get a nice 125X125 spot for a month and do it big. The advertising would go for 100EC's each.New Survey Click Here!Want An EntreCard? Go HereChopper Tattoo Click Here!http://feeds.feedburner.com/Offbeatn ewsandvideos http://www.google.com/reader/api/0/subscr iption/edit?s=feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.f eedburner.com%2Foffbeatnewsandvideos1&i=n ull&ac=subscr...
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Visiting The Kingdom Of DumbAss
2007-12-24 13:52:00
Do You Know The DumbAss?In the kingdom of Dumb Ass there exists an entire world of inhabitants who have fucked up. They have fucked up their lives, their relationships, other people’s lives, etc. They remain there because they do not know how to leave. Not that they do not possess the necessary mental capabilities to leave the kingdom, but because it has gotten so comfortable there, that they choose to remain permanent citizens in the kingdom of Dumb Ass. I recently made a journey to the kingdom of Dumb Ass. Actually, I was queen for a night while there. My crimes were so intense, and so profoundly dumb, that I received cheers from all who inhabited the kingdom. They applauded my dumb ass decisions and choices. Giving me wild cheers and encouraging me to continue. In order to become queen or king of Dumb Ass, you have to fuck up so bad in life that the person or persons you fuck over refuse to acknowledge even the very sight of you. Let me give you some ins...
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Entrecard And Meme Not Sure But My Hat's In The Ring
2007-12-23 19:50:00
Alright, here it is...my hat is in the ring, I'm doing my own meme Entrecard thing...Entrecard is going to be hot! What is a meme? Don't know. What is Entrecard? I know what that is...Entrecard is a service that allows bloggers to gain credits in order to buy ad space on other sites. I just joined yesterday at 1pm and by midnight I had over 100 new visitors. Today I'm cruising toward 300 new visitors. I'm getting an adrenalin rush from my new traffic! It's awesome for blogs, you get an opportunity to gain traffic and with the incoming links to your site it can improve your page rank with google. It's new, so there are only about 4500 people there now.This is like a game of tag and I have 5 people who I am tagging. But here are the rules if you are tagging too:1. Read these instructions twice;2. Drop your EntreCard at this site;3. Drop your EntreCard at the 5 EntreCard users' sites listed below;4. Choose 5 other EntreCard users;5. Copy these instructions to your own Entre...
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A Letter From Santa
2007-12-23 13:38:00
To Whom it May Concern: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." 2. Inste...
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Lovable Louise, The Inflatable Love Doll
2007-12-22 15:42:00
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?", "You're kidding me!", "Who owns that?" Finally I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also sub as a passenger in my car so I could use the car pool lane. Finding what I wanted was difficult as...
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I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman
2007-12-22 13:44:00
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they -- with amazing calm -- call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical...
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