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Wow, Harry you've turned into a right sexy wee bass-tarde. Do you know that
2008-04-10 15:58:00
May Mackenzie: Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?Tony Giardino: Thanks, Mrs. Mackenzie.May Mackenzie: Hasn't he?Charlie Mackenzie: Oh, I think so.Damn....Little Harry Potter is all grown up and causing muggles everywhere to think impure thoughts. While I am a "Snape" gal (Alan Rickman can whisper Defense Against the Dark Arts incantations in my ear all day and night...shiver....his voice makes me melt....shiver....) Daniel Radcliffe is turning into a real hottie. He will be appearing (au naturel) this fall on Broadway :EvanescoHarry Potter and the Naked Stable Boy? The world may have watched Daniel Radcliffe grow up in public in five movie adaptations of J.K. Rowling's phenom-fiction about the boy wizard. But the actor, now 18, makes his Broadway debut as the disturbed, eroticized horse-groom in "Equus ," which begins previews Sept. 5 and runs Sept. 25-Feb. 8 at the Broadhurst Theatre.This will be the first Broadway revival of Peter Shaffer's Tony ...
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Just How Badly Must This Movie Suck??
2008-04-08 15:00:00
It is a sure sign that a movie is going straight to Razzie territory (or the sheyat can) when the release date keeps getting pushed back. Originally slated to hit the big screen in June 2008 "Valkyrie" was pushed back to October 2008....and then again to February 2009. Geez, a movie starring Tiny Tom about Nazi Germany sounds like a huge box office gold. I mean really.... who can't wait to pay good money to listen to Mr. Box Office Poison affect a German accent?I betcha never thought you'd never see "Disco" and "Hitler" together in a music video...damn, the Diva loves Mel Brooks!!:Is That The Sound of Flushing I hear?Tom Cruise's mission to return to the big screen is beginning to seem impossible.For the second time, MGM and United Artists have pushed back the release date of the WWII epic Valkyrie, a film that has been plagued by an inordinate number of problems over the course of its production. The thriller's new release date, Feb. 13, 2009, falls a full eight months afte...
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She's @#$% Obama!
2008-04-08 15:00:00
Hillary's $*&^ing Obama !If you've seen the Sarah Silverman video "I'm f**king Matt Damon!" you will find this humorous:The man is just damn nasty....Bobby Brown is claiming in his new autobiography that he never used cocaine until after he met ex-wife Whitney Houston, suggesting the singer drove him into his drug addiction. In the promotional materials for the book Brown also claims to have dated singer Madonna and "scored" with Janet Jackson, and slept with "thousands of women." "I've always been known to be a pretty good lover. The word on the street is that I?m well-endowed, if that means anything. Does it, ladies?" he is reportedly quoted as saying in the book.Excuse me while I projectile vomit.....Oh my friggin gawd...we now have the black version of Gene Simmons, fug-mug and all....two losers who consider themselves to be the McDonald's of ugly men everyone.....bumping uglies with billions of women.And yeah Bobby, I can totally buy that Whitney slammed your arse to t...

La Pequeña: how bizarre, how bizarre, how bizzare...
2008-04-07 15:16:00
Ever see something so bizarre that you just can't friggin' stop watching it? The Diva is not sure what is more disturbing...this video or the fact that one of her readers sent her the link to this video. Some of you guys are just too twisted for color TV Clairee!...and that is what I love most about you'allSome background information: la Pequeña is Chilean, he is a little person and he is a drag queen. Yes. A Chilean little person drag queen. Try and wrap your brain around that concept. Have your brains oozed out of your left ear yet? No? Well watch this clip and be prepared to sop up the gray matter that pours from your auricle...What you say? Aging Disco Diva, this made my legs buckle a bit, caused a bit of tinnitus, but nothing leaked from my head openings....OK... you double dog dared the Diva.... take this:Are you begging for mercy yet? I can see you crawling across the floor but you are still attempting to stand up before the knockout bell....Ok... you are making me bring...
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Ok, Now That Is Funny....Tom Cruise Purple Weed?
2008-04-05 02:39:00
Up In Smoke?Come on Tiny Tom, lighten the hell up. This is some seriously funny sheyat:Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fumingDaily News 4/20/2008Rush & MolloyTom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple ."Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their "inventory."But one weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate." ...
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Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.
2008-04-03 21:35:00
The oldest of the Aging Disco Diva's progeny is in Seventh Heaven today....the collective object of her preteen desire a couple of decades ago is reuniting.Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.They may be pushing 40, but the New Kids are returning to the block.The boy band New Kids on the Block, which sold 70 million albums in the 1980s and early '90s, has reunited and plans to release a new album and go on tour. The reunion comes 20 years after the release of the group's multiplatinum album, "Hangin' Tough."At the height of their popularity, New Kids sold out world tours, marketed millions of dollars in merchandise and spawned a Saturday morning cartoon.The group disbanded in 1994. Wahlberg has acted on television and in movies, while Jordan Knight, McIntyre and Wood released solo albums. Jonathan Knight became a real estate developer."The fan response to this has been incredible," band member Donnie Wahlberg told the Boston Herald.Wahlberg said he was persuaded to...

The Mango: Man On Man Did The Trick For You. Carry On.
2008-04-03 00:24:00
I have been so busy with work related things this week that the ole' TiVo filled up with shows I want to watch. I recorded "Dancing With The Stars" and kind of did the "fast forward" through much of this week's DWTS episodes. It has been a bit of a snoozer this year, with a lack of charismatic personalities and an extra dollop of annoying "celebrities" (Adam Carolla is quickly approaching Martin Short's fingernails-on-chalkboard territory) and I just don't understand the slobbering, groveling and total arse kissing of Priscilla Presley (that type of toadying should be reserved for the Aging Disco Diva) I mean seriously...she was married to Elvis...and.....??? She was once beautiful... and... but does that justify sycophantic sainthood? Anyway....Steve Guttenberg provided the highlight this week....unfortunately Steve is not a good dancer.In fact Steve Guttenberg kind of stinks...not the Jerry Springer, Tucker Carlson, Master P, Monica Seles, Billy Ray Cyrus or Evander Hollyf...
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When In Rome, Katie....
2008-04-02 03:31:00
The Internet is all abuzz today about Catatonic Kate's new haircut. Combine the new 'do with her starvation diet and the subsequent disappearance of her shapely hips and boobs and you have a once curvy woman who looks like a preteen boy. I am sure that Tiny Tom is very, very concerned that his wife looks like a young boy now....right?Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?In case you don't remember...this is the Pre-Xenu Katie :Compare to Catatonic Kate:If he ever releases that death grip on your hand Catatonic Kate: Run Forrest Run. No matter how much you try, you just are not going to be able to ...Technorati Tags: katie holmes, tom cruise, haircut
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Cruise? You're Kidding... Not much of a Disguise
2008-03-31 21:38:00
Today's Gossip NewsTom news:He's From That PlanetConsidering all the speculation that surrounded the casting of the upcoming ?Star Trek? movie, it wouldn?t seem like a stretch to think that Tom Cruise might be one more late addition to the roster.?Tom visited the set of the movie and chatted with J.J. Abrams,? a source close to the actor said. The last time Cruise was spotted on a set for a movie he wasn?t said to be signed on for ? ?Tropic Thunder? ? it turned out he had a small role. Unfortunately for Cruise fans, the visit to the ?Star Trek? set was just a social call ? Cruise and Abrams are friends, and apparently, Cruise is a fan of the television series and in particular, Mr. Spock.Elle: Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.Jay: All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.Elle: Rodman? You're kidding.Jay: Nope.Elle: Not much of a disguise.The Village People vs. Tom Cruise...In the Na...
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A Follow Up To "And Now For The Rest of the Story"
2008-03-29 04:04:00
Not only does the Aging Disco Diva have minions and flying monkeys to do her bidding, she has wonderful blog readers who are awesome enough to take the time to share information of interest. I received a comment from an anonymous commenter who steered me to finding a short video clip of the bizarre incident at the Wichita Airport.... upon closer viewing of the video (taken by someone inside the terminal) I think that this is NOT Sacha Cohen, but some kind of "wanna be".... whatchathink Willis??? Those of you who are fans of Borat/Bruno does this look like Sacha? And please note how "outraged" and "terrorized" everyone in the airport lounge was.... I saw more outrage when a local bartender tried to make a last call for booze before the state mandated 2am shutdown. polls - Take Our Poll Technorati Tags: Sacha Baron Cohen, Wichita Airport, video, bruno
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And Now For The Rest of The Story....
2008-03-28 18:23:00
And Now For The Rest of The Story .....British funnyman SACHA BARON COHEN has sparked outrage in Kansas - by stripping down to a pair of hotpants and terrorising locals. The actor is currently filming his latest movie Bruno - a mockumentary about a homosexual Austrian TV presenter - and gathering footage of his interaction with locals. But the oddball character's outrageous dress sense has not gone down too well with respectable Kansans and local newspapers have reported that a "European man" was "putting security on red alert" by "stripping down to tight shorts and dancing in the lobby of Wichita Airport". And the high jinx hasn't ended there - Cohen and his crew are reported to have disrupted an Easter play at a Kansas church by turning up in "chains". A spokesperson for the actor declined to comment on reports.It kind of royally pisses the Diva off when lazy media types will twist a story to fit their preconceived notions/stereotypes of an area. I watched the original news repor...
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Does Anyone Smell A**......?
2008-03-28 02:03:00
The Aging Disco Diva has the greatest job in the world, but even great jobs sometimes require travel or...actual (gasp) work.... so you might have noticed the brevity of this week's blog entries. Today was the last day of travel and I am back home in my castle, safe...sound...tending to my minions and definitely dragging my very tired polyester clad buttocks this evening. After an evening of taking energy pills (Godiva Chocolates and well aged Peeps) and drinking vitamin elixirs (Champagne followed with chocolate liqueur chasers) I should be good to go tomorrow and ready to supply you with my regular dose of snarkiness.I did not want you to go away empty handed so here is a vintage Jon Stewart clip poking a bit of fun at that bastion of "fair and balanced reporting" Faux...I mean, Fox News:And a clip of Jon and Larry agreeing to disagree:Yeah, Karma CAN Be a Real Beyotch....In 1989 Robin Williams married Marsha Garces... Marsha had been his kid's nanny...when Robin was still mar...
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High-Level Blood-Sucker
2008-03-26 21:34:00
Today's Gossip NewsHigh -level Blood -suckerAha! It all makes sense now.....obviously Sir Paul, like Demi Moore, was trying to cleanse and detoxify---this explains his association with the Dread Pirate Heather:Demi Moore recently used blood-sucking leeches to "cleanse" and "detoxify," she said during an appearance Monday on ?The Late Show With David Letterman.??I?ve always been somebody looking for the cutting edge of things that are for optimizing your health and healing, so just a week ago I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy,? she told Letterman.?These aren?t just swamp leeches, these are highly trained medical leeches,? she said. ?These are not just some low-level scavengers; we?re talking high-level blood-suckers.?I am not sure that I would use the phrase "high level" when discussing Mucca, but the blood suckers description is right on.....A Highly Trained Leech?Heather Mills is trying to prove Paul Mc Cartney is worth much more than the $8...

Sad News From The Latin Music World
2008-03-24 18:38:00
Sad News from the Latin Music World :Emilio NavairaThe Tejano music world is reeling from news that Emilio Navaira or simply "Emilio" as he was known to his fans, was involved in a serious bus accident and may not survive. For those of you who are not into this genre of music, Emilio was considered the King of Tejano during the time period that Selena was considered the Queen of Tejano. The Aging Disco Diva did not grow up listening to this type of music, but Mr. A.D.D. is a fan of Tejano, norteño and ranchera music.Doctors say Grammy-winning Tejano singer-songwriter Emilio Navaira may not survive a severe brain injury he suffered when his tour bus crashed Sunday on a Houston freeway.Navaira underwent two hours of surgery and is in a medically induced coma as physicians at Memorial Hermann Hospital in the Texas Medical Center try to control swelling of his brain.The San Antonio native was driving the bus following a performance in the Houston area when it slammed into traffic barrels...
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Don't Worry, Be Happy.
2008-03-23 04:27:00
The Aging Disco Diva is a bit blue.... my beloved Wildcat men's basketball season is over. We fought the good fight and I am proud of how hard the team played; though a bit disappointed with the brain-dead reaction from some of our so-called fans. As you might have surmised the team lost this evening.When I need some cheering up I have a small group of video titles that just make me smile or laugh. Here are some scenes from my favorite funny movies:Airplane!Princess BrideO Brother Where Art Thou?This is Spinal TapAnything directed by Christopher GuestComing to America (Eddie Murphy is such a dick in real life, but great in this movie)Anything directed by John Waters (The Aging Disco Diva is one sick puppy)The Addams Family and Addams Family ValuesRuthless People (I've watched it probably close to 100 times and still laugh)Young Frankenstein---IMHO the funniest movie ever created. period.My Cousin VinnyLady Wildcats play in the first round of the NCAA tournament tomorrow at 11:...
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If Wishes Were Horses, Then Beggars Would Ride
2008-03-21 22:47:00
Now you have to understand that the Aging Disco Diva is very much a believer in positive thinking, but good vibes without some type of action behind them tend not to get the job done...especially when trying to get knocked up. Good thoughts without some sperm action will not result in progeny.Perhaps a Little Dress Up/Let's Pretend "Will" Help? According to Now Magazine , Katie Holmes has been desperately trying to get pregnant, but despite her best efforts she still hasn't managed to conceive.The actress wanted to try IVF, but Now has learnt that her appeals to Tom to try fertility treatment have fallen on deaf ears ? because Scientologists disapprove of it. Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating ?positive energy? to become pregnant.Well Katonic Kate...you have a couple of problems...First problem...you need to be in um...close proximity...for um...things to happen:When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes move into their new Beverly Hills mansion, the two wil...
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"Fix You" --Frank Martin's Version
2008-03-21 15:56:00
More Wildcat HighlightsThe Aging Disco Diva is still pumped about last night's big game; here is another highlight video discussing/showing the great NCAA first round Wildcat victory:How appropriate to watch this video created back in November once again....thank you Coach Frank Martin for "fixing us" If you are not a member of the Wildcat Nation you probably will not understand the depth of the pain and anguish that was felt when Huggins left us like the jilted bride at the alter (and our "groom" attempted to steal the whole damn wedding party)When you try your best, but you don't succeedWhen you get what you want but not what you needWhen you feel so tired but you can't sleepStuck in reverse?When the tears come streaming down your faceWhen you lose something you can't replaceWhen you love someone but it goes to wasteCould it be worse?Lights will guide you home,And ignite your bones,And I will try to fix you,High up above or down belowWhen you're too in love to let it goBut ...
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Oh How Sweet It Is!!
2008-03-21 06:56:00
It's good to be a Wildcat fanI am sure there will be more videos up in the morning. I will include as many as I can find...and of course since it is Friday that means gratuitous Eva Mendes DayI think Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore are hysterical and I encourage everyone to watch The Daily Show show. Jon makes fun of everyone...much like the Aging Disco Diva!New York's new governor: He's only 90% blind, but 100% black..so back off blind peopleThe Govs Must Be Horny--AlabamaTechnorati Tags: kansas state university, ncaa basketball, jon stewart , Larry Wilmore
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Keep Those Dancin Shoes Out Wildcat Fans!
2008-03-21 04:10:00
Wildcat NewsThe elephant has left the building and the Aging Disco Diva can bask in the glow of a big, big, big, big Kansas State University Men's basketball win this evening:(11) Kansas State 80 --- (6) USC 67Kansas State's Kiddie Corps Moving OnBy PAUL NEWBERRYTurns out, Michael Beasley and O.J. Mayo weren't the only freshmen on the court.Redshirt freshman Bill Walker scored 22 points, true freshmen Jacob Pullen and Ron Anderson also reached double figures, and Kansas State's Kiddie Corps moved on in the NCAA tournament, beating Mayo-led USC 80-67 in the opening round Thursday night.Beasley overcame early trouble to have another big game for the Wildcats (21-11), scoring 23 points and grabbing 11 rebounds for the 27th double-double of his brilliant ? and likely only ? college season. The NBA beckons, after all.But 11th-seeded Kansas State is used to big things from Beasley. It was his supporting cast that made the difference.Walker carried the load in the early going, scoring...
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Lord, Please Make Her Go Away
2008-03-20 19:49:00
The Aging Disco Diva is now convinced that Heather Mills is a walking, talking case of celebrity clap...you are not sure where you caught it, but it is the really nasty kind that is resistant to all known antibiotics and you just can't get rid of it. Dear Lord , what is it going to take to make her go away?A Boil on the Arse of the WorldHEATHER Mills isn't satisfied with her $48.6 million divorce settlement from Paul Mc Cartney she has been "calling around British magazines and television shows to sell her exclusives." One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds - or slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks.Well, a girl just can't be expected to live on a measly $49 million dollars! Let's hawk pictures of Beatrice's daddy, I am sure someday she will appreciate her mommy's efforts to maintain the lifestyle ...
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Fugmentia Is Gripping America
2008-03-19 20:00:00
When Mr. Aging Disco Diva casually mentioned yesterday "Your governor from NY was having an affair" I gave him the look you give your grandpa who sits in his underwear and watches the washing machine and puts his dirty clothes inside the TV.... the loving look that says "You are nuttier than a nut bar--if you were rich you'd be eccentric, but we are poor--- so you are just odd"Mr. A.D.D. shot back with 'Not the old governor---the brand new one, the less-than-a-day-in-office governor"No F'n way....but alas:David Paterson diddled and dalliedWithin hours of being sworn in, New York's new Governor admitted to an extramarital affair - and so did his wife.The revelations stunned New Yorkers still reeling from the resignation of Eliot Spitzer last week after he was secretly recorded by the FBI arranging a tryst with a $1,000 an hour call girl.David Paterson, who took the oath of office on Monday as New York's first black Governor and the first legally blind governor in US history, sa...
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Liar, Liar, Gold Diggin' Pants on Fire
2008-03-18 20:04:00
Every once in the while the Aging Disco Diva puts down the frappuccino and Godiva Chocolates, pauses and wonders "Am I being unreasonably harsh on that stupid, vapid, waste of oxygen, beyotch Dread Pirate Heather?" but then something comes out that not only reinforces my low opinion of the man-eater it makes me think that I am being too easy on the harpy from hell. It is sooooo friggin' trailer trash to pour a glass of water over the opposing lawyer's head after you lose, but Lil' Miss Sunshine did just that yesterday. She is proof positive that a stupid bint who represents herself has a fool for a client ? and a fool for a lawyer."Mucca chucks a cuppa water over Macca?s lawyer Shacka.?Heather Mills, the estranged wife of Sir Paul Mc Cartney, was so furious with the turn of events regarding her divorce settlement that she poured a glass of water over Macca's solicitor. The incident, which had taken place on March 17 after the divorce deal was sealed in court, was because Heath...
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We Gonna Go Dancing!
2008-03-18 00:54:00
Breaking Sports NewsWildcat NewsAttention Divas and Divos....time to pull the platform dance shoes out of the closet, both Wildcat teams are gonna go dancin' this March!Men will be playing in the land of the Weedhuskers:Kansas State men?s basketball team was rewarded for its successful 2007-08 season on Sunday night, as the Wildcats earned their 23rd appearance in the NCAA Tournament and first in 12 seasons by receiving an at-large bid to the tournament.Kansas State (20-11, 10-6 Big 12) was selected as a No. 11 seed in the Midwest Region and will travel to Omaha, Neb., to play No. 6 seed USC (21-11, 11-7 Pac-10) at Qwest Center Omaha (17,560) on Thursday, March 20 at 6:10 p.m. CST. The winner will advance to play either No. 3 seed Wisconsin (29-4, 16-2 Big Ten) or No. 14 seed Cal State Fullerton (24-8, 12-4 Big West) on Saturday, March 22 at 3:20 p.m. CST. Women will be playing in Bridgeport, ConnecticutGee, they have us playing in Connecticut...could they have picked someplace a ...
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The Ex Macca Found Her Pot O' Gold
2008-03-17 17:36:00
Breaking Gossip NewsIt turned out to be one expensive mid life crisis mistake for Sir Paul.......The Dread Pirate Heather is doing a little jig of joy this Saint Patrick's DayHer cootchie found the pot of gold: 48.7 million dollars for 4 years of hard work establishing herself as the most loathed woman on several continents.Allegations had surfaced that Heather had ample practice using her nether regions as an ATM...well, practice must have made perfect.The Succubus Bint Hits PaydirtA British judge has awarded Heather Mills a total of $48.6 million in the financial settlement of her divorce from former Beatle Paul Mc Cartney.A document released by the Family Court says the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million."I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.the figure was twice what Sir Paul had offered, but only about a third of what Mills wanted.Mills had sought almost $250 million, while ...
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Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker....Oh The Pain--redux
2008-03-16 13:31:00
The Aging Disco Diva is heartbroken. I can't even bring myself to talk about Friday night's Kansas State men's basketball game...so I won't (It's my blog and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to....") In fact I ain't even going to supply a link....if you are that darn interested in my pain, then f'n Google it yourself. Sigh...I am drinking the Irish Creme right out of the bottle, why waste time pouring it into a glass?Gossip NewsEvidently K-Fed is in negotiations to appear in a Broadway play...he wants to share his...um... talent with the masses on the Great White Way.Umm....OK..... Umm.....gotta be better than his rap album....right??Usmagazine.com is saying Britney Spears's ex-husband, Kevin Federline , may make his Broadway debut in the musical Legally Blonde. A source tells Us that Federline may play a trio of roles, including a UPS delivery guy "This is his chance to show the world what he can do," the source said.That got me to thinking...how can I pass on my oh so ...
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
2008-03-14 20:46:00
The Aging Disco Diva traveled yesterday to the land of the Chickenhawks for a meeting, and though I did enjoy (as always) seeing my awesome colleagues and having as much fun as one can possibly have at a mandatory meeting (which given that I have the world's greatest job usually means a lot of fun) I woke up this morning with a massive headache. If this was a hangover headache I would at least have some great, if somewhat blurry, memories to tide me over, but alas...this is just a plain ole'"You-are-getting-too-damn-old-to-wake -up-at-4:30am-and-travel-three-hours-to -and-three-hours-from-a-meeting" headache, which are not nearly as much fun as a champagne induced brain splitter. I tried the normal cure: two espressos and a box of slightly aged yellow Peeps but this darn headache will not abate.I must be 100% tonight for the big game (Big 12 Championship Tournament: KSU vs the Aggies, coached by Mark The Turd) The team needs me!!! It might be time for break out the heavy duty med...
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Must Been a Really Bad Case of Constipation
2008-03-12 19:55:00
I wonder how many matches she went through?Not to be outdone in the area of WTF? news, my adopted homeland of Kansas has produced this gem today:Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend?s toiletIs this story full of cree-yap perhaps?A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend?s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.?She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself,? Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said. The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that ?there was something wrong with his girlfriend,? Whipple said, adding that the boyfriend never ...
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Ho No, or Whatta a Little Spitzer!
2008-03-11 20:20:00
This morning the Aging Disco Diva found herself in the midst of a crisis---I plunged my coffee scoop into the canister and came up with air. A look inside revealed a horror that rivaled anything Tobe Hooper could put on film---a few lousy coffee granules, not even enough for an espresso snort.Wobbling and weaving under the effects of extreme caffeine withdrawal I managed to crawl into the exploding Pinto. Scraping dried, weeks old latte debris from the bottom of a discarded Styrofoam cup I found in the back seat and licking them off of my trembling fingers gave me the strength to drive the half mile or so to our local "Pay More and Buy Less" supermarket. I made a bee line to the coffee isle and dumped a scoop of industrial strength coffee beans into the grinder, placed my open mouth underneath the hopper and pushed the button.Within seconds the twitching stopped and the fog began to lift. I placed twenty bags of coffee beans (enough to last the week) into the cart and headed to the ...
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New York Knows How To Do It Right!
2008-03-10 23:06:00
Political GossipThe Aging Disco Diva has actually lived in Kansas a lot longer than she lived in New York . I lived in the Big Apple for the first 18 years of my life and then moved to Kansas to attend college in the early 1970s (Yes, I am 29 years old in Diva Years) but I will always have a soft spot in my heart (and head) for my native land because...well, damn it...New Yorkers do it right. We don't half arse anything...if we are going to do something we...go...all...the...way.First: The Sunflower State ScandalThis past winter Kansans were aghast because the Paul Morrison, the state attorney general was caught playing "horizontal dictation" and "hide the sharpie" with one of his coworkers. Both were married to mental black holes who evidently were the only ones in the state that had no clue what was going on, but it gets a bit juicier. The woman involved claims she was sexually harassed into revealing secrets of his political rival Phil Kline:When you look up the word "schmuck" i...
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Yeah, It Smelled REALLY Bad!
2008-03-08 21:36:00
Killing Time and Feeling FineToday is another big day for the Wildcat men's basketball team. We need to beat Iowa State today to solidify our invitation to the Big Dance. The tip off is in about 30 minutes and the Aging Disco Diva is trying to find something constructive to do that will not involve passing out before the start of the game....so I have been watching this:That was so friggin hysterical and gross at the same time. I double dog dare you to watch that clip and not laugh.Ok....that ate up five minutes....twenty five minutes to tip off.... it is close enough to 3pm game time start imbibing and disco dancing....Technorati Tags: kansas state university, college basketball, ksu, wildcats, viral video
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