The Aging Disco Diva The Aging Disco Diva The musings and observations of a 50-something aging disco diva. Grab an espresso and let's gab about current events, gossip, aging, fitness and self help. Articles
It's Time For Those Ungaro Spring Flocks!
2008-04-24 15:00:00 Dear Lawd, it is time to take me right now. My worst friggin' nightmare is about to come to a television near you:The Skeletor and Company ShowJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony tried to keep their pregnancy under wraps, but now the couple is ready to let the whole world catch a glimpse of their family. J.Lo and Marc have signed on for a new reality show with TLC, Access Hollywood has learned. The new mom, who gave birth to twins in February, was on hand at the TLC upfront presentation in New York on Wednesday to announce the news.You have to understand that the Aging Disco Diva is a Nuyorican (New Yorker of Puerto Rican descent) who will go out of her way to support a television show or movie that portrays Hispanics is a positive light (speaking of.... YIPEEEEE---My beloved "Ugly Betty" is back) but gag me with a spoon.... J-Lo is about half a step above the Dread Pirate Heather Mills in my book. There are countless people from "the block" who still have stiletto heel marks a... More About: Time , Spring
The Diva Flips Out...
2008-04-23 15:00:00 OMFG.... the Diva is paying over $3.50 a friggin' gallon to fill up the exploding Pinto,the national debt is $9,356,764,763,991.25 and increasing at a rate of 1.49 billion dollars a day... and what is the top political news story???Was Obama just innocently scratching his cheek during the speech or was he secretly flipping the bird at Hillary Clinton?You know what? I DON'T F'n CARE if he turned around, dropped his pants, and asked her to plant her lips on his butt. Enough of this crap. Inflation is eating into my damn Godiva and champagne budget and the Diva is pissed. Here ya' go--Let there be no doubt that I am flipping the bird at every dang politician who is trying to blow smoke up my ample buttocks:The only funny thing out of this whole stupid "controversy" is that it is fodder for one of my favorite comedians, The Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore : Here ya go Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain, time to pucker up:
You Don't Wanna Go On That Quest...
2008-04-21 17:59:00 He's a very kinky guyThe kind you don't take home to motherHe will never let your spirits downOnce you get he off the streetAccording to his official biography on Cnn.com:Richard Quest is one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team; covering an extensive range of breaking news and business stories, as well as feature programming, he has become one of the network?s highest profile presenters. Quest?s dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting.Dynamic and distinctive don't even begin to describe him...The 46-year-old British reporter was arrested on Friday in Central Park after breaking its 1am curfew. Mr Quest's lawyer said his client "did not realize" the park had a curfew from 1am to 6am.but wait...it gets better:Quest and a male associate were stopped at around 3:40 am by police and charged with loitering. That's when Quest freely admitted to having a controlled substance on him, telling a polic...
Friday's WTF??
2008-04-18 15:34:00 Have you ever come across something in a book or magazine that is so odd that you had to stop, look again, stop, turn the page, stop, turn the page back, stop, check the cover again, stop, and then exclaim "WTF?"The Aging Disco Diva was reading one of her deliciously trashy magazines ("Star" April 21 issue) last night when she came across this:I thought it had to be a joke or some type of parody...but no....it is a genuine McDonald's ad for their new dollar menu. This is an actual scan of the ad in the magazine. Now, let me give you some background....Once upon a time the Aging Disco Diva was flipping through TV channels and saw Tammy Faye Bakker Messner.Tammy Faye was one of those larger than life, flamboyant women who mesmerize gay men and Disco Divas everywhere. I just had to stop and watch the show. It was called "The Surreal Life" and everyone on the show was a has-been that I recognized immediately:"Oh wow, look at Erik Estrada!" "OMG--that is Vanilla Ice"...I recognized eve...
Money Can't Buy Me Love....
2008-04-17 18:22:00 Honestly, the Diva just cannot understand this whole Paris Hilton schtick. Other than daddy's money (or the money from grandpa that she will be getting through daddy because grandpa cut her out of the will) why is she famous? Anyone? Anyone? Class? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Is she famous because she is a great songstress?Sheyat no, but the studio technician who tried, in vain, to do something with that voice should get a big chunk o' grandpa's dough for the herculean effort that had to have been involved. Is she famous because she is a great actress?Oh friggin hell NO:As of April 3, 2008, the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that 5% of critics gave "The Hottie or the Nottie" positive reviews. Metacritic reported the film had an average score of 6 out of 100 ? indicating "extreme dislike or disgust." IGN gave it a 0 star review, saying "Hottie and the Nottie presents a problem because there are just no words to adequately express how clumsy, trite and deeply offens... More About: Love , Money , Me Love
A Woman Scorned + YouTube = Holy Carp!
2008-04-16 17:20:00 You know, back in the old days if a man did his wife wrong she could toss his clothes, piece by piece, out the third floor apartment window so that when honey came home from work he would be greeted by the sight of his best dress shirts, expensive pants and BVDs hanging from tree branches and strewn across the front of the building. As he walked up the sidewalk toward the lobby entrance he would then be bombarded by his toiletries, suitcases, shoes and anything else she could grab and toss that might inflict bodily harm (Aging Disco Diva's maternal grandmother)or.....she could sweetly explain to her spouse, while slicing veggies for dinner one evening, that he " Better stop seeing that *&^*& tramp" and when he replies "Don't you tell me what I have to do!" she makes a damn good attempt at slicing off his appendage...no, not that appendage (I am not descended from the Bobbit clan), she nearly severs the finger he was pointing in her face when yelling at her (Aging Disco ... More About: Youtube , Woman , Holy , A Woman
A Whole Lotta' Shaking Going On...
2008-04-15 17:54:00 Wow, do you feel the earth quaking? It is emanating from Clearwater, Florida....the COS headquarters to be more precise. Holy carp---this is a biggie. One of the Scientology celebs has not only broken with the group, he is telling it like it is. Given the long history of people who criticize scientokooks and then suddenly turn up dead from various "accidents" or strange "suicides" (link), what Jason Beghe is doing is brave and very dangerous.A Major earth-shaking for Thetans everywhere:Ruggedly handsome actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of "X Files" star David Duchovny (his childhood pal) and actress Tea Leoni. In 1998, he starred as Demi Moore?s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He?s been featured in numerous TV dramas such as "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI."In 2005, Beghe appeared in promotional spots for the Church of Scientology.But now Beghe has escaped the church after taking courses since 1994. He?s made a video that?s up on YouTube.This is what he has to say: ...
Posh and Kate: A tale of two lollipops.
2008-04-14 21:56:00 Posh and Kate : A tale of two lollipops. Hmmm.... Catatonic Kate is getting even too skinny for Tiny Tom according to the latest buzz: Tom Cruise is concerned that Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his wife, Katie Holmes ? especially when it comes to her eating habits, the Daily Mail reports.Cruise wants to put some distance between Holmes and Posh Spice, a source told the paper."Katie sees Victoria as a role model," said the source. "She copies Victoria's look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny."Katie and Posh posing with scarves onAt a recent lunch at L.A.?s Osteria Mozza, Holmes ate "only steamed asparagus as an appetizer, then a tiny plate of chilled beets for her entrée," a diner told Life and Style magazine.During another recent outing to Madeo, Katie and Posh sh... More About: Posh , Tale
Harpy Heather's Livin' in Da State of Denial
2008-04-12 18:06:00 OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. I had to say it three times. Heather Mills just brings out the ugliest thoughts and emotions from the Diva. Seriously... I have the irresistible urge to rip her leg off and beat her with it... no, not that leg---the one she was born with. She makes Leona Helmsley look like Mother Teresa. She is so universally loathed by people around the world, including her own family, that I think we would be hard pressed to find a single soul who would pee on her head if her hair were on fire. What is so mind boggling is that she seems shocked--- every damn time--- when confronted by this negative world opinion.Scene from Ruthless People:Carol: Either the chief is a complete moron and complete morons are rare...[she looks up at Earl Mott, a "complete moron"]Carol: Or he's playing games with me!So either she is a complete moron, and complete morons are rare... or:Heather Mills had to endure boos as a judge on the Miss USA pageant yesterday.As the former model was introduced to t... More About: State , Denial
Friday's Fresh Frappé and Fritters
2008-04-11 17:23:00 OMG...someone, anyone, PLEASE grab Robin Wright, give her a couple of shakes and a hard slap across the face while shouting "Snap out of it!" or perhaps buy her a clue?Robin, sweetheart, baby... you are not Princess Buttercup and Sean Penn is not Wesley....hell, he aint even Spicoli....if one tenth of the stories told about his whoring, drinking and abusiveness have merit, then WTF?Buttercup: You can die too for all I care.[pushes him down a high hill]Westley: AS... YOU... WISH.Buttercup: Oh my sweet Westley what have I done?[throws herself down the hill]This is a real head scratcher..... Here's something you don't see every day. A celebrity couple deciding against divorce. Oscar-winning hothead and political activist Sean Penn and his wife, actress Robin Wright Penn, have withdrawn the divorce petition they filed in December.This after Penn made the rounds at post-Oscar bashes with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Petra Nemcova, who is most famous for surviving the 2004 Thailand... More About: Fresh
Wow, Harry you've turned into a right sexy wee bass-tarde. Do you know that
2008-04-10 15:58:00 May Mackenzie: Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?Tony Giardino: Thanks, Mrs. Mackenzie.May Mackenzie: Hasn't he?Charlie Mackenzie: Oh, I think so.Damn....Little Harry Potter is all grown up and causing muggles everywhere to think impure thoughts. While I am a "Snape" gal (Alan Rickman can whisper Defense Against the Dark Arts incantations in my ear all day and night...shiver....his voice makes me melt....shiver....) Daniel Radcliffe is turning into a real hottie. He will be appearing (au naturel) this fall on Broadway :EvanescoHarry Potter and the Naked Stable Boy? The world may have watched Daniel Radcliffe grow up in public in five movie adaptations of J.K. Rowling's phenom-fiction about the boy wizard. But the actor, now 18, makes his Broadway debut as the disturbed, eroticized horse-groom in "Equus ," which begins previews Sept. 5 and runs Sept. 25-Feb. 8 at the Broadhurst Theatre.This will be the first Broadway revival of Peter Shaffer's Tony ... More About: Sexy , Bass
She's @#$% Obama!
2008-04-08 15:00:00 Hillary's $*&^ing Obama !If you've seen the Sarah Silverman video "I'm f**king Matt Damon!" you will find this humorous:The man is just damn nasty....Bobby Brown is claiming in his new autobiography that he never used cocaine until after he met ex-wife Whitney Houston, suggesting the singer drove him into his drug addiction. In the promotional materials for the book Brown also claims to have dated singer Madonna and "scored" with Janet Jackson, and slept with "thousands of women." "I've always been known to be a pretty good lover. The word on the street is that I?m well-endowed, if that means anything. Does it, ladies?" he is reportedly quoted as saying in the book.Excuse me while I projectile vomit.....Oh my friggin gawd...we now have the black version of Gene Simmons, fug-mug and all....two losers who consider themselves to be the McDonald's of ugly men everyone.....bumping uglies with billions of women.And yeah Bobby, I can totally buy that Whitney slammed your arse to t...
Just How Badly Must This Movie Suck??
2008-04-08 15:00:00 It is a sure sign that a movie is going straight to Razzie territory (or the sheyat can) when the release date keeps getting pushed back. Originally slated to hit the big screen in June 2008 "Valkyrie" was pushed back to October 2008....and then again to February 2009. Geez, a movie starring Tiny Tom about Nazi Germany sounds like a huge box office gold. I mean really.... who can't wait to pay good money to listen to Mr. Box Office Poison affect a German accent?I betcha never thought you'd never see "Disco" and "Hitler" together in a music video...damn, the Diva loves Mel Brooks!!:Is That The Sound of Flushing I hear?Tom Cruise's mission to return to the big screen is beginning to seem impossible.For the second time, MGM and United Artists have pushed back the release date of the WWII epic Valkyrie, a film that has been plagued by an inordinate number of problems over the course of its production. The thriller's new release date, Feb. 13, 2009, falls a full eight months afte... More About: Movie , Suck
La Pequeña: how bizarre, how bizarre, how bizzare...
2008-04-07 15:16:00 Ever see something so bizarre that you just can't friggin' stop watching it? The Diva is not sure what is more disturbing...this video or the fact that one of her readers sent her the link to this video. Some of you guys are just too twisted for color TV Clairee!...and that is what I love most about you'allSome background information: la Pequeña is Chilean, he is a little person and he is a drag queen. Yes. A Chilean little person drag queen. Try and wrap your brain around that concept. Have your brains oozed out of your left ear yet? No? Well watch this clip and be prepared to sop up the gray matter that pours from your auricle...What you say? Aging Disco Diva, this made my legs buckle a bit, caused a bit of tinnitus, but nothing leaked from my head openings....OK... you double dog dared the Diva.... take this:Are you begging for mercy yet? I can see you crawling across the floor but you are still attempting to stand up before the knockout bell....Ok... you are making me bring... More About: Bizarre , Amy Winehouse , Bizzare
Ok, Now That Is Funny....Tom Cruise Purple Weed?
2008-04-05 02:39:00 Up In Smoke?Come on Tiny Tom, lighten the hell up. This is some seriously funny sheyat:Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fumingDaily News 4/20/2008Rush & MolloyTom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple ."Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their "inventory."But one weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate." ... More About: Funny , Eva Mendes , Weed
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.
2008-04-03 21:35:00 The oldest of the Aging Disco Diva's progeny is in Seventh Heaven today....the collective object of her preteen desire a couple of decades ago is reuniting.Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.They may be pushing 40, but the New Kids are returning to the block.The boy band New Kids on the Block, which sold 70 million albums in the 1980s and early '90s, has reunited and plans to release a new album and go on tour. The reunion comes 20 years after the release of the group's multiplatinum album, "Hangin' Tough."At the height of their popularity, New Kids sold out world tours, marketed millions of dollars in merchandise and spawned a Saturday morning cartoon.The group disbanded in 1994. Wahlberg has acted on television and in movies, while Jordan Knight, McIntyre and Wood released solo albums. Jonathan Knight became a real estate developer."The fan response to this has been incredible," band member Donnie Wahlberg told the Boston Herald.Wahlberg said he was persuaded to...
The Mango: Man On Man Did The Trick For You. Carry On.
2008-04-03 00:24:00 I have been so busy with work related things this week that the ole' TiVo filled up with shows I want to watch. I recorded "Dancing With The Stars" and kind of did the "fast forward" through much of this week's DWTS episodes. It has been a bit of a snoozer this year, with a lack of charismatic personalities and an extra dollop of annoying "celebrities" (Adam Carolla is quickly approaching Martin Short's fingernails-on-chalkboard territory) and I just don't understand the slobbering, groveling and total arse kissing of Priscilla Presley (that type of toadying should be reserved for the Aging Disco Diva) I mean seriously...she was married to Elvis...and.....??? She was once beautiful... and... but does that justify sycophantic sainthood? Anyway....Steve Guttenberg provided the highlight this week....unfortunately Steve is not a good dancer.In fact Steve Guttenberg kind of stinks...not the Jerry Springer, Tucker Carlson, Master P, Monica Seles, Billy Ray Cyrus or Evander Hollyf... More About: Mango , Dancing with the Stars , Trick
When In Rome, Katie....
2008-04-02 03:31:00 The Internet is all abuzz today about Catatonic Kate's new haircut. Combine the new 'do with her starvation diet and the subsequent disappearance of her shapely hips and boobs and you have a once curvy woman who looks like a preteen boy. I am sure that Tiny Tom is very, very concerned that his wife looks like a young boy now....right?Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?In case you don't remember...this is the Pre-Xenu Katie :Compare to Catatonic Kate:If he ever releases that death grip on your hand Catatonic Kate: Run Forrest Run. No matter how much you try, you just are not going to be able to ...Technorati Tags: katie holmes, tom cruise, haircut More About: Rome
Cruise? You're Kidding... Not much of a Disguise
2008-03-31 21:38:00 Today's Gossip NewsTom news:He's From That PlanetConsidering all the speculation that surrounded the casting of the upcoming ?Star Trek? movie, it wouldn?t seem like a stretch to think that Tom Cruise might be one more late addition to the roster.?Tom visited the set of the movie and chatted with J.J. Abrams,? a source close to the actor said. The last time Cruise was spotted on a set for a movie he wasn?t said to be signed on for ? ?Tropic Thunder? ? it turned out he had a small role. Unfortunately for Cruise fans, the visit to the ?Star Trek? set was just a social call ? Cruise and Abrams are friends, and apparently, Cruise is a fan of the television series and in particular, Mr. Spock.Elle: Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.Jay: All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.Elle: Rodman? You're kidding.Jay: Nope.Elle: Not much of a disguise.The Village People vs. Tom Cruise...In the Na... More About: Kidding
A Follow Up To "And Now For The Rest of the Story"
2008-03-29 04:04:00 Not only does the Aging Disco Diva have minions and flying monkeys to do her bidding, she has wonderful blog readers who are awesome enough to take the time to share information of interest. I received a comment from an anonymous commenter who steered me to finding a short video clip of the bizarre incident at the Wichita Airport.... upon closer viewing of the video (taken by someone inside the terminal) I think that this is NOT Sacha Cohen, but some kind of "wanna be".... whatchathink Willis??? Those of you who are fans of Borat/Bruno does this look like Sacha? And please note how "outraged" and "terrorized" everyone in the airport lounge was.... I saw more outrage when a local bartender tried to make a last call for booze before the state mandated 2am shutdown. polls - Take Our Poll Technorati Tags: Sacha Baron Cohen, Wichita Airport, video, bruno More About: Story , Rest , The Story
And Now For The Rest of The Story....
2008-03-28 18:23:00 And Now For The Rest of The Story .....British funnyman SACHA BARON COHEN has sparked outrage in Kansas - by stripping down to a pair of hotpants and terrorising locals. The actor is currently filming his latest movie Bruno - a mockumentary about a homosexual Austrian TV presenter - and gathering footage of his interaction with locals. But the oddball character's outrageous dress sense has not gone down too well with respectable Kansans and local newspapers have reported that a "European man" was "putting security on red alert" by "stripping down to tight shorts and dancing in the lobby of Wichita Airport". And the high jinx hasn't ended there - Cohen and his crew are reported to have disrupted an Easter play at a Kansas church by turning up in "chains". A spokesperson for the actor declined to comment on reports.It kind of royally pisses the Diva off when lazy media types will twist a story to fit their preconceived notions/stereotypes of an area. I watched the original news repor... More About: Eva Mendes , The Story
Does Anyone Smell A**......?
2008-03-28 02:03:00 The Aging Disco Diva has the greatest job in the world, but even great jobs sometimes require travel or...actual (gasp) work.... so you might have noticed the brevity of this week's blog entries. Today was the last day of travel and I am back home in my castle, safe...sound...tending to my minions and definitely dragging my very tired polyester clad buttocks this evening. After an evening of taking energy pills (Godiva Chocolates and well aged Peeps) and drinking vitamin elixirs (Champagne followed with chocolate liqueur chasers) I should be good to go tomorrow and ready to supply you with my regular dose of snarkiness.I did not want you to go away empty handed so here is a vintage Jon Stewart clip poking a bit of fun at that bastion of "fair and balanced reporting" Faux...I mean, Fox News:And a clip of Jon and Larry agreeing to disagree:Yeah, Karma CAN Be a Real Beyotch....In 1989 Robin Williams married Marsha Garces... Marsha had been his kid's nanny...when Robin was still mar... More About: Smell
High-Level Blood-Sucker
2008-03-26 21:34:00 Today's Gossip NewsHigh -level Blood -suckerAha! It all makes sense now.....obviously Sir Paul, like Demi Moore, was trying to cleanse and detoxify---this explains his association with the Dread Pirate Heather:Demi Moore recently used blood-sucking leeches to "cleanse" and "detoxify," she said during an appearance Monday on ?The Late Show With David Letterman.??I?ve always been somebody looking for the cutting edge of things that are for optimizing your health and healing, so just a week ago I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy,? she told Letterman.?These aren?t just swamp leeches, these are highly trained medical leeches,? she said. ?These are not just some low-level scavengers; we?re talking high-level blood-suckers.?I am not sure that I would use the phrase "high level" when discussing Mucca, but the blood suckers description is right on.....A Highly Trained Leech?Heather Mills is trying to prove Paul Mc Cartney is worth much more than the $8...
Sad News From The Latin Music World
2008-03-24 18:38:00 Sad News from the Latin Music World :Emilio NavairaThe Tejano music world is reeling from news that Emilio Navaira or simply "Emilio" as he was known to his fans, was involved in a serious bus accident and may not survive. For those of you who are not into this genre of music, Emilio was considered the King of Tejano during the time period that Selena was considered the Queen of Tejano. The Aging Disco Diva did not grow up listening to this type of music, but Mr. A.D.D. is a fan of Tejano, norteño and ranchera music.Doctors say Grammy-winning Tejano singer-songwriter Emilio Navaira may not survive a severe brain injury he suffered when his tour bus crashed Sunday on a Houston freeway.Navaira underwent two hours of surgery and is in a medically induced coma as physicians at Memorial Hermann Hospital in the Texas Medical Center try to control swelling of his brain.The San Antonio native was driving the bus following a performance in the Houston area when it slammed into traffic barrels... More About: Latin Music
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
2008-03-23 04:27:00 The Aging Disco Diva is a bit blue.... my beloved Wildcat men's basketball season is over. We fought the good fight and I am proud of how hard the team played; though a bit disappointed with the brain-dead reaction from some of our so-called fans. As you might have surmised the team lost this evening.When I need some cheering up I have a small group of video titles that just make me smile or laugh. Here are some scenes from my favorite funny movies:Airplane!Princess BrideO Brother Where Art Thou?This is Spinal TapAnything directed by Christopher GuestComing to America (Eddie Murphy is such a dick in real life, but great in this movie)Anything directed by John Waters (The Aging Disco Diva is one sick puppy)The Addams Family and Addams Family ValuesRuthless People (I've watched it probably close to 100 times and still laugh)Young Frankenstein---IMHO the funniest movie ever created. period.My Cousin VinnyLady Wildcats play in the first round of the NCAA tournament tomorrow at 11:... More About: Happy , Worry , Kansas State University
If Wishes Were Horses, Then Beggars Would Ride
2008-03-21 22:47:00 Now you have to understand that the Aging Disco Diva is very much a believer in positive thinking, but good vibes without some type of action behind them tend not to get the job done...especially when trying to get knocked up. Good thoughts without some sperm action will not result in progeny.Perhaps a Little Dress Up/Let's Pretend "Will" Help? According to Now Magazine , Katie Holmes has been desperately trying to get pregnant, but despite her best efforts she still hasn't managed to conceive.The actress wanted to try IVF, but Now has learnt that her appeals to Tom to try fertility treatment have fallen on deaf ears ? because Scientologists disapprove of it. Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating ?positive energy? to become pregnant.Well Katonic Kate...you have a couple of problems...First problem...you need to be in um...close proximity...for um...things to happen:When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes move into their new Beverly Hills mansion, the two wil... More About: Eva Mendes , Ride , Horses , Wishes , Beggars
"Fix You" --Frank Martin's Version
2008-03-21 15:56:00 More Wildcat HighlightsThe Aging Disco Diva is still pumped about last night's big game; here is another highlight video discussing/showing the great NCAA first round Wildcat victory:How appropriate to watch this video created back in November once again....thank you Coach Frank Martin for "fixing us" If you are not a member of the Wildcat Nation you probably will not understand the depth of the pain and anguish that was felt when Huggins left us like the jilted bride at the alter (and our "groom" attempted to steal the whole damn wedding party)When you try your best, but you don't succeedWhen you get what you want but not what you needWhen you feel so tired but you can't sleepStuck in reverse?When the tears come streaming down your faceWhen you lose something you can't replaceWhen you love someone but it goes to wasteCould it be worse?Lights will guide you home,And ignite your bones,And I will try to fix you,High up above or down belowWhen you're too in love to let it goBut ... More About: Wildcats , Version , Kansas State University
Oh How Sweet It Is!!
2008-03-21 06:56:00 It's good to be a Wildcat fanI am sure there will be more videos up in the morning. I will include as many as I can find...and of course since it is Friday that means gratuitous Eva Mendes DayI think Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore are hysterical and I encourage everyone to watch The Daily Show show. Jon makes fun of everyone...much like the Aging Disco Diva!New York's new governor: He's only 90% blind, but 100% black..so back off blind peopleThe Govs Must Be Horny--AlabamaTechnorati Tags: kansas state university, ncaa basketball, jon stewart , Larry Wilmore More About: Sweet , Kansas State University
Keep Those Dancin Shoes Out Wildcat Fans!
2008-03-21 04:10:00 Wildcat NewsThe elephant has left the building and the Aging Disco Diva can bask in the glow of a big, big, big, big Kansas State University Men's basketball win this evening:(11) Kansas State 80 --- (6) USC 67Kansas State's Kiddie Corps Moving OnBy PAUL NEWBERRYTurns out, Michael Beasley and O.J. Mayo weren't the only freshmen on the court.Redshirt freshman Bill Walker scored 22 points, true freshmen Jacob Pullen and Ron Anderson also reached double figures, and Kansas State's Kiddie Corps moved on in the NCAA tournament, beating Mayo-led USC 80-67 in the opening round Thursday night.Beasley overcame early trouble to have another big game for the Wildcats (21-11), scoring 23 points and grabbing 11 rebounds for the 27th double-double of his brilliant ? and likely only ? college season. The NBA beckons, after all.But 11th-seeded Kansas State is used to big things from Beasley. It was his supporting cast that made the difference.Walker carried the load in the early going, scoring... More About: Fans , Shoes
Lord, Please Make Her Go Away
More articles from this author:2008-03-20 19:49:00 The Aging Disco Diva is now convinced that Heather Mills is a walking, talking case of celebrity clap...you are not sure where you caught it, but it is the really nasty kind that is resistant to all known antibiotics and you just can't get rid of it. Dear Lord , what is it going to take to make her go away?A Boil on the Arse of the WorldHEATHER Mills isn't satisfied with her $48.6 million divorce settlement from Paul Mc Cartney she has been "calling around British magazines and television shows to sell her exclusives." One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds - or slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks.Well, a girl just can't be expected to live on a measly $49 million dollars! Let's hawk pictures of Beatrice's daddy, I am sure someday she will appreciate her mommy's efforts to maintain the lifestyle ... More About: Donald Trump , Make 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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