The Aging Disco Diva The Aging Disco Diva The musings and observations of a 50-something aging disco diva. Grab an espresso and let's gab about current events, gossip, aging, fitness and self help. Articles
Fugmentia Is Gripping America
2008-03-19 20:00:00 When Mr. Aging Disco Diva casually mentioned yesterday "Your governor from NY was having an affair" I gave him the look you give your grandpa who sits in his underwear and watches the washing machine and puts his dirty clothes inside the TV.... the loving look that says "You are nuttier than a nut bar--if you were rich you'd be eccentric, but we are poor--- so you are just odd"Mr. A.D.D. shot back with 'Not the old governor---the brand new one, the less-than-a-day-in-office governor"No F'n way....but alas:David Paterson diddled and dalliedWithin hours of being sworn in, New York's new Governor admitted to an extramarital affair - and so did his wife.The revelations stunned New Yorkers still reeling from the resignation of Eliot Spitzer last week after he was secretly recorded by the FBI arranging a tryst with a $1,000 an hour call girl.David Paterson, who took the oath of office on Monday as New York's first black Governor and the first legally blind governor in US history, sa... More About: America , Daniel
Liar, Liar, Gold Diggin' Pants on Fire
2008-03-18 20:04:00 Every once in the while the Aging Disco Diva puts down the frappuccino and Godiva Chocolates, pauses and wonders "Am I being unreasonably harsh on that stupid, vapid, waste of oxygen, beyotch Dread Pirate Heather?" but then something comes out that not only reinforces my low opinion of the man-eater it makes me think that I am being too easy on the harpy from hell. It is sooooo friggin' trailer trash to pour a glass of water over the opposing lawyer's head after you lose, but Lil' Miss Sunshine did just that yesterday. She is proof positive that a stupid bint who represents herself has a fool for a client ? and a fool for a lawyer."Mucca chucks a cuppa water over Macca?s lawyer Shacka.?Heather Mills, the estranged wife of Sir Paul Mc Cartney, was so furious with the turn of events regarding her divorce settlement that she poured a glass of water over Macca's solicitor. The incident, which had taken place on March 17 after the divorce deal was sealed in court, was because Heath... More About: Gold , Pants , Fire , Liar
We Gonna Go Dancing!
2008-03-18 00:54:00 Breaking Sports NewsWildcat NewsAttention Divas and Divos....time to pull the platform dance shoes out of the closet, both Wildcat teams are gonna go dancin' this March!Men will be playing in the land of the Weedhuskers:Kansas State men?s basketball team was rewarded for its successful 2007-08 season on Sunday night, as the Wildcats earned their 23rd appearance in the NCAA Tournament and first in 12 seasons by receiving an at-large bid to the tournament.Kansas State (20-11, 10-6 Big 12) was selected as a No. 11 seed in the Midwest Region and will travel to Omaha, Neb., to play No. 6 seed USC (21-11, 11-7 Pac-10) at Qwest Center Omaha (17,560) on Thursday, March 20 at 6:10 p.m. CST. The winner will advance to play either No. 3 seed Wisconsin (29-4, 16-2 Big Ten) or No. 14 seed Cal State Fullerton (24-8, 12-4 Big West) on Saturday, March 22 at 3:20 p.m. CST. Women will be playing in Bridgeport, ConnecticutGee, they have us playing in Connecticut...could they have picked someplace a ... More About: Dancing , Kansas State University , Gonna
The Ex Macca Found Her Pot O' Gold
2008-03-17 17:36:00 Breaking Gossip NewsIt turned out to be one expensive mid life crisis mistake for Sir Paul.......The Dread Pirate Heather is doing a little jig of joy this Saint Patrick's DayHer cootchie found the pot of gold: 48.7 million dollars for 4 years of hard work establishing herself as the most loathed woman on several continents.Allegations had surfaced that Heather had ample practice using her nether regions as an ATM...well, practice must have made perfect.The Succubus Bint Hits PaydirtA British judge has awarded Heather Mills a total of $48.6 million in the financial settlement of her divorce from former Beatle Paul Mc Cartney.A document released by the Family Court says the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million."I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.the figure was twice what Sir Paul had offered, but only about a third of what Mills wanted.Mills had sought almost $250 million, while ... More About: Gold
Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker....Oh The Pain--redux
2008-03-16 13:31:00 The Aging Disco Diva is heartbroken. I can't even bring myself to talk about Friday night's Kansas State men's basketball game...so I won't (It's my blog and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to....") In fact I ain't even going to supply a link....if you are that darn interested in my pain, then f'n Google it yourself. Sigh...I am drinking the Irish Creme right out of the bottle, why waste time pouring it into a glass?Gossip NewsEvidently K-Fed is in negotiations to appear in a Broadway play...he wants to share his...um... talent with the masses on the Great White Way.Umm....OK..... Umm.....gotta be better than his rap album....right??Usmagazine.com is saying Britney Spears's ex-husband, Kevin Federline , may make his Broadway debut in the musical Legally Blonde. A source tells Us that Federline may play a trio of roles, including a UPS delivery guy "This is his chance to show the world what he can do," the source said.That got me to thinking...how can I pass on my oh so ... More About: Pain , Candy , Wildcats , Liquor
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
2008-03-14 20:46:00 The Aging Disco Diva traveled yesterday to the land of the Chickenhawks for a meeting, and though I did enjoy (as always) seeing my awesome colleagues and having as much fun as one can possibly have at a mandatory meeting (which given that I have the world's greatest job usually means a lot of fun) I woke up this morning with a massive headache. If this was a hangover headache I would at least have some great, if somewhat blurry, memories to tide me over, but alas...this is just a plain ole'"You-are-getting-too-damn-old-to-wake -up-at-4:30am-and-travel-three-hours-to -and-three-hours-from-a-meeting" headache, which are not nearly as much fun as a champagne induced brain splitter. I tried the normal cure: two espressos and a box of slightly aged yellow Peeps but this darn headache will not abate.I must be 100% tonight for the big game (Big 12 Championship Tournament: KSU vs the Aggies, coached by Mark The Turd) The team needs me!!! It might be time for break out the heavy duty med... More About: Eva Mendes , Wildcats , Kansas State University
Must Been a Really Bad Case of Constipation
2008-03-12 19:55:00 I wonder how many matches she went through?Not to be outdone in the area of WTF? news, my adopted homeland of Kansas has produced this gem today:Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend?s toiletIs this story full of cree-yap perhaps?A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend?s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.?She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself,? Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said. The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that ?there was something wrong with his girlfriend,? Whipple said, adding that the boyfriend never ... More About: Case , Constipation
Ho No, or Whatta a Little Spitzer!
2008-03-11 20:20:00 This morning the Aging Disco Diva found herself in the midst of a crisis---I plunged my coffee scoop into the canister and came up with air. A look inside revealed a horror that rivaled anything Tobe Hooper could put on film---a few lousy coffee granules, not even enough for an espresso snort.Wobbling and weaving under the effects of extreme caffeine withdrawal I managed to crawl into the exploding Pinto. Scraping dried, weeks old latte debris from the bottom of a discarded Styrofoam cup I found in the back seat and licking them off of my trembling fingers gave me the strength to drive the half mile or so to our local "Pay More and Buy Less" supermarket. I made a bee line to the coffee isle and dumped a scoop of industrial strength coffee beans into the grinder, placed my open mouth underneath the hopper and pushed the button.Within seconds the twitching stopped and the fog began to lift. I placed twenty bags of coffee beans (enough to last the week) into the cart and headed to the ... More About: Wildcats , Eliot Spitzer , Spitzer , Kansas State University
New York Knows How To Do It Right!
2008-03-10 23:06:00 Political GossipThe Aging Disco Diva has actually lived in Kansas a lot longer than she lived in New York . I lived in the Big Apple for the first 18 years of my life and then moved to Kansas to attend college in the early 1970s (Yes, I am 29 years old in Diva Years) but I will always have a soft spot in my heart (and head) for my native land because...well, damn it...New Yorkers do it right. We don't half arse anything...if we are going to do something we...go...all...the...way.First: The Sunflower State ScandalThis past winter Kansans were aghast because the Paul Morrison, the state attorney general was caught playing "horizontal dictation" and "hide the sharpie" with one of his coworkers. Both were married to mental black holes who evidently were the only ones in the state that had no clue what was going on, but it gets a bit juicier. The woman involved claims she was sexually harassed into revealing secrets of his political rival Phil Kline:When you look up the word "schmuck" i... More About: Eliot Spitzer , New-York
Yeah, It Smelled REALLY Bad!
2008-03-08 21:36:00 Killing Time and Feeling FineToday is another big day for the Wildcat men's basketball team. We need to beat Iowa State today to solidify our invitation to the Big Dance. The tip off is in about 30 minutes and the Aging Disco Diva is trying to find something constructive to do that will not involve passing out before the start of the game....so I have been watching this:That was so friggin hysterical and gross at the same time. I double dog dare you to watch that clip and not laugh.Ok....that ate up five minutes....twenty five minutes to tip off.... it is close enough to 3pm game time start imbibing and disco dancing....Technorati Tags: kansas state university, college basketball, ksu, wildcats, viral video More About: Wildcats , Kansas State University , Yeah
Friday's Gossip Tidbit and Wildcat Noshies
2008-03-07 23:22:00 Today's Gossip NewsJackson 5 reunion? Don't hold your breath...In November, Jermaine Jackson told the BBC that the group "is in the studio at the moment" and a full-scale reunion is set for "sometime in 2008." "We feel we have to do it one more time. We owe that to the fans and to the public," he said."In the studio at the moment" ? Sorry Jermaine, but your brother, shopping for drapes to hang over his turkey baster kids' faces, in a store named "Studio" does not set the stage for a reunion.Unfortunately Michael is now a complete nut bar with extra cashews and I don't think we will ever see him performing again. He is just too fragile mentally.A recent picture of Jermaine just reinforces the idea that plastic surgery is not a friend to the Jackson family.... (except maybe Janet---plea to Miss Jackson--PLEASE, no more surgery...you look fine, if it ain't broke don't put it under the knife)Seriously...I don't know if it is the hairstyle or old plastic surgery gone to hell, but... More About: Eva Mendes , Kansas State University
Love Is In The Air...
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Wildcat NewsSenior Night...love is in the airThe Aging Disco Diva has never hidden the fact that she thinks Clent Stewart is an awesome kid (Yes, I am an old lady, so I can call him a kid) who not only is a very good basketball player, a fantastic student and a wonderful representative of all that is great about Kansas State University , he is an amazing young man who has had a lot of adversity in his life that he has handled with dignity and class. Last night was senior night and traditionally the seniors give their mother's roses and a hug before tip-off. Vanessa Stewart, his mom, passed away last month but was smiling last night as Clent's girlfriend Stephanie stepped in to receive the roses...and a little something extra:Wildcat Women's basketball newsThe woman play tonight---time to pluck those chickenhawks ladies, and grab that Big 12 regular season title.No 19 Kansas State will look to capture at least a share of its second Big 12 regular season title on Wednesday night, a... More About: Heather Mills , Love , Wildcats
First You Say It, Then You Do It...
2008-03-04 17:58:00 Bill Cosby had a cute routine about mothers' obsession with clean underwear: "If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear" The punchline was it does not matter if your underwear is clean if you are involved in an accident because you will sheyat them anyway"First you say it, then you do it"I had an extreme flying phobia that stopped me from getting on a plane for over 30 years (I had been a passenger on a plane that was involved in what is quaintly referred to as a "Near miss" I think "Near hit" is more accurate)I did finally suck it up, put my big girl panties on (and consumed a hefty amount of Xanax and liquor before even hitting the airport) and flew back home for my parents 50th wedding anniversary three years ago. A little over a year ago I flew back again to be with my dad on his final life's journey. I still needed adult beverages but was able to substitute subliminal recordings and meditation for most of the Xanax. I will never really ENJOY flying but...
African Crotch Disease
2008-03-03 22:31:00 Read It and ItchThis morning as I nibbled daintily on my cholesterol clogging pastries and serenely sipped my double-strength espresso I stumbled upon the latest Amy Winehouse news: She has the creeping crud on her face and it is highly contagious.The singer has been diagnosed with impetigo, her spokesman confirms to PEOPLE.It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps ? and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site. As for how the singer's feeling, "She's fine," a pal tells PEOPLE. "She's not hiding away. She's never been one to care what people think."That is almost enough to take a Disco Diva off her feed... Yuck, whatta visual.Unfortunately Amy's creeping face crud story brought back some nasty flashbacks from my diva-in-training days.It was the last month of school, during my senior year, and we had just fi... More About: Disease , Wildcats , African , Kansas State University
Saturday Snark Snacks
2008-03-01 18:37:00 My latest foray into the world of publishing: Gossip NewsJ-Lo and Skeletor have supposedly named their progeny "Max" and "Emme" It is not official yet because they are waiting for the bidding to end, I mean the proper time, to announce it all to the world.Naomi Campbell has been released from a hospital in Sao Paulo, Brazil where she had surgery to remove a cyst. The location of said cyst has been kept from the press, but the Diva has no doubt that it was a cyst on her wrist....caused by constantly b**** slapping her employees.A Hickie from Kenickie...Former ?Taxi? star Jeff Conaway tells ?Inside Edition? on Monday that he?s finally kicked his drug habit by practicing Scientology. ?I?ve been doing Scientology. . . . My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you?ve been doing keep doing it because it?s really working.? Conaway, who recently participated in VH1?s ?Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,? says his former ?Grease? co-star John Travolta introduced him to the controversial c... More About: Snacks , Saturday
Friday's Fritters and Some Cheesecake Too!
2008-02-29 18:58:00 Didn't You Used to be Famous?It is a rather slow news day...the perfect time to remind you that at one time the Aging Disco Diva graced the covers of every fabulous magazine in the world...well, alright....in my dreams....but that counts.Drudge is a slug without a shellDrudge, the sludge, put (IMHO) Price Harry in great danger by reporting that he was deployed in Afghanistan . Harry is the royal who, thank goodness, looks NOTHING like the horsey set on his *wink-wink-wink* father's side.Whatcha think? I just don't see the resemblance....but as always, I digress.... I was impressed with Prince Harry's desire to do what he perceived as his patriotic duty and annoyed that someone was willing to put him in greater danger to garner a few more website hits.The Defense Ministry announced Friday that Prince Harry, the third in line to the British throne, would have to come home from Afghanistan because it was too risky for him to stay there. Harry, 23, has been in Helmand Province with... More About: Eva Mendes , Prince Charles , Matt Drudge , Cheesecake
JImmy Kimmel's in Love Too
2008-02-28 23:28:00 Too F'n funny....If you read one of my earlier blog entries you got to see the hysterical Sarah Silverman " I'm F'n Matt Damon " clip that Sarah showed on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This is Jimmy's response skit...and it is too, too damn funny....especially if you have followed the gossip about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck .It says a lot about Jimmy Kimmel that a crapload of celebrities would take part in this gag skit (Pay attention to the FedEx delivery guy) and Aging Bingo Princess--- there is a little treat for you too in this video.Technorati Tags: Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Joan Jett, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett More About: Love
I'll Tumble for Ya...
2008-02-28 16:58:00 I'll tumble for ya...and you'd better not try to leave!I am old enough to remember when Boy George was actually kind of pretty. I loved his songs (I'll tumble for ya and leggings in the same music video...a match made in tackiness heaven) The Aging Disco Diva has always had a soft spot in her heart for beefy guys who dress in drag (I adored Divine, but then again, who didn't?)Anyway, Boy George has NOT aged well at all and I guess it is getting harder to attract, and keep companionship:Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?LONDON (Reuters) - Singer Boy George appeared in court on Thursday to deny charges that he falsely imprisoned a male escort by chaining him to a wall. The former Culture Club frontman, real name George O'Dowd, was granted bail and ordered to stand trial in November.He is accused of having imprisoned Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen, 28, last April. The offence is alleged to have taken place at George's home in Shoreditch, East London.The 46-year-old former Culture Clu...
Too Stupid To Remember To Breath
2008-02-27 17:46:00 The shallow end of the gene pool....Ya' know something? In the old days (I mean the really, really old days) Mother Nature took care of those human beings who are so stupid that you if you stood too close you could literally feel your brain cells being sucked out of your head by the vast intelligence vacuum in theirs. Back then the truly stupid would walk up to a saber toothed tiger and say "Oh look, how cu...." and before they could finish the sentence they were kitty chow and mercifully removed from the human gene pool. Unfortunately that is no longer the case and the severely stupid not only survive, they often end up on reality TV. Case in point:Stupid is as stupid..February 27, 2008 -- The buxom blond wife of a city cop yesterday said she humiliated her husband in front of 8 million viewers of the reality show "Moment of Truth " - revealing she slept around and wanted to be wed to another guy - in a bid for fame and fortune.But Lauren Cleri, 26, and her baby-faced hubby, rooki... More About: Breath
Frap Frenzy
2008-02-26 17:46:00 A code red alert has been issued after news hit that Starbucks will be closed for three hours today. Papa Spears has made arrangements for emergency provisions and the mansion is stocked with plenty of frappuccinos for Britney. The Aging Disco Diva actually lives in a town that does not have a Starbucks (Yes, I am languishing in Java Hell) so she is glad to see the world will share her pain, if even for a few hours.Everyone will have to do what I am forced to do: get a minion...I mean.... beloved employee, to do something called BREW A POT OF COFFEE. For the cost of a single fancy Starbucks cuppa I can buy the ingredients necessary to make enough coffee to last a week for a normal person....or half a morning for an Aging Disco Diva. Since my concoctions are 40 calories for the coffee+creamer+syrup+Splenda or 30 calories for a soy latte, I think it is best (for the sake of my ever expanding girth) that there are no Starbucks in this podunk town. Besides, I did try Starbucks twice and... More About: Britney Spears , Wildcats , Frenzy , Kansas State University
The Aging Disco Diva Dishes Oscar
2008-02-25 14:00:00 Since somehow my invitations to the Oscars and the post-award parties were misplaced in the mail my snarkiness levels as I watch this evening are climbing in direct proportion to every lame joke, fake smile and silicon body part being flashed. So with no further ado here are my Oscar musings:As I shared last night, America's rehab clinics and psych wards were emptied so that our favorite, and not-so-favorite, celebs could make an appearance on the Red Carpet. The first escaped loony to make his mark was Gary Busey. Gary decided to maul poor Jennifer Garner while she and Laura Linney were being interviewed by the qu...I mean king of E! It appeared that Ryan was under the influence of heaven-knows-what or is a complete blathering idiot...or both. Jennifer was much too polite (though clearly had the pee scared out of her by Busey) The Aging Disco Diva would have applied a swift kick to the little shriveled buseys the minute Gary tried to place those nasty lips of his anywhere close to... More About: Jessica Alba , Ryan Seacrest , John Travolta
Leftovers For Lunch Today
2008-02-24 20:29:00 Nothing major today, just some bits and pieces from the weekend and some nicely warmed up leftovers from this past week.PoliticsMike Huckabee proves that not only is he well aware of much he is ticking off the Republican power brokers, he is having a damn good time doing it. The Diva is not a Huckabee supporter, but he is an endearing little PIA... and anyone who enjoys thumbing their noses at the powers-that-be is A-OK in my book:Hillary and Obama are such a cute couple aren't they? Kiss and make one day:and a lover's spat the next:Hillary, Barack and Bill...whatta' ménage à trois... Ole Dumbledore's escapade (Sir Michael Gambon/Lady Anne and Philippa Hart ) has nothing on this little trio--I wonder who gets to be the middle?SportsToo painful to repost, go read it yourselfFor those who are gluttons for punishment, here is another articleOh the pain, the pain of it all.WTF? Michael Beasley scores 44 points last night, but we still managed to lose to Baylor---AND the women lost l... More About: Angelina Jolie , Oscars , Barack Obama , Lunch , Today
The Cheesiest...
2008-02-22 23:39:00 The Aging Disco Diva is bored. It is a really slow gossip day...sigh....no new sex video scandals, Britney showed great restraint and flashed her naughty bits only once this week and the mother ship has not come back for Tiny Tom, Catatonic Kate and the Turkey Baster Baby.Yea, J-Lo and Skeletor spawned two kids today (a boy and a girl) but celebrity twins are so passé, LOLWhen I am bored, I tend to eat...but I am getting more than a bit zaftig and need to lay off the peanut butter, banana and caviar sandwiches. Dang it though--- I AM hungry and thinking about food... hmmmm cookies... hmmm crackers... hmmm crackers and cheese... hmmmm Cheeto's... hmmmm cheesy, crispy Cheeto's... no, no!!!... I need to watch the calories....Thinking of Cheeto's naturally led me to think about 1980s music videos...because nothing says "Cheesy" like the 1980s. So the Aging Disco Diva has come up with what she thinks are the cheesiest of the cheesy 1980s music videos. Feel free to weigh in with your ...
Oh The Horror, The Inhumanity of It All.....
2008-02-21 23:12:00 The Aging Disco Diva experienced yesterday, in the most horrific manner imaginable, the grave dangers associated with common, over-the-counter cold medications. Even though it is not stated in the warnings written on each bottle or on each box of cold medicine, it must be understood that it is extremely dangerous to gossip while under the influence of cold medications. The Aging Bingo Princess, who has been fighting off a cold all week and is on a DayQuil drip, called me yesterday. After a while our conversation turned to gossip (naturally): Aging Disco Diva: "That Gene Simmons sex tape is the hot gossip story today, that is for sure"Aging Bingo Princess: "Gene Simmons? Really...gosh that is hard to believe!"A.D.D.: "Why? He is a horny pig that will jump the bones of anything that is female"A.B.P.: "Females? Damn, I thought he was gay..."A.D.D.: "Huh? Gay? No way...he brags that he has had sex with a billion woman."A.B.P.: "Seriously??? I had no idea. I could have sworn he was gay."... More About: Horror , Richard Simmons
Internet Acronym Lessons--Part Deux
2008-02-20 19:05:00 Remember our little lesson on the acronym "TMFI" last week? Well the Aging Disco Diva has a new one for everyone today: "UV"Nope, this has nothing to do with light rays, ozone or the sun. Our "UV" is short for "Unpleasant Visual" and thanks to today's gossip news, we have a wonderful example of UV that is gar-ran-teed to not only demonstrate what a UV is, it will also repulse and help you with any weight loss plans you may be entertaining.Read it and wretch:A sex video allegedly featuring KISS bassist Gene Simmons has surfaced on www.******com. The footage appears to be Simmons in several different positions with an Australian model named Elsa, who is a spokesperson for Frank's Energy Drink, a product which Simmons also reportedly endorses.This is Elsa:Perhaps this was an infomercial for the energy drink gone terribly wrong???"Watch the sex tape Gene doesn't want you to see," The website reads. The site is charging $9.95 for a one-day viewing of the racy video.Reportedly the fo... More About: Internet , Part , Lessons
I Look Good
2008-02-19 18:17:00 Damn, I love, love, love, love, love Bette Midler...and have for years. I am proud to admit I was a Bette fan way back when the elastic in my neon hot pants was unstretched and my upper body parts were still located above my belly button...and yes, much of my Aging Disco Diva persona is based on the Divine Miss M.There are very few performers I will spend my champagne and Godiva chocolate budget on to buy tickets to see. Bette is definitely at the top of my list...she is such a friggin' hoot and puts on a hell of a show (I have all her HBO concerts on Beta, VCR and now DVD) I was excited when I found out she was going to be performing in Vegas (replacing Celine Dion--a performer whose music I equate with enduring root canal without anesthetics...performed by a 400 pound gorilla...using a rusty industrial drill)Well, it is no surprise that the Divine One is taking Vegas by storm:USA TodayThe production opens with a tune written for this endeavor, the titular The Showgirl Must Go O... More About: Good
Open Letter from the Stewart Family
2008-02-18 21:55:00 Time to take a small break from the silliness of celebrity gossip:The Stewart family released this beautiful letter today thanking fans everywhere who sent their thoughts and prayers after the passing of Vanessa Stewart. I wanted to share this with those of you who, though were not Kansas State Wildcat fans, have told me that you started following this story after reading about it on this blog. Mr. Stewart continues to make the trip up from Oklahoma to watch Clent play each home game, but seeing that empty seat next to him just brings a lump to the throat of every member of the Wildcat Nation.Courtesy: Kansas State University Release: 02/18/2008MANHATTAN, Kan. - Senior guard Clent Stewart and his family released the following open letter to the Wildcat nation to thank them for their thoughts and prayers during the last few weeks.Clent, Sr., Clent, Jr., and LaTori would like to offer our sincere thanks to everyone who has supported the family during our time of bereavement.To... More About: Family , Open , Letter , Open Letter
Open Letter from the Stewart Family
2008-02-18 21:55:00 Time to take a small break from the silliness of celebrity gossip:The Stewart family released this beautiful letter today thanking fans everywhere who sent their thoughts and prayers after the passing of Vanessa Stewart. I wanted to share this with those of you who, though were not Kansas State Wildcat fans, have told me that you started following this story after reading about it on this blog. Mr. Stewart continues to make the trip up from Oklahoma to watch Clent play each home game, but seeing that empty seat next to him just brings a lump to the throat of every member of the Wildcat Nation.Courtesy: Kansas State University Release: 02/18/2008MANHATTAN, Kan. - Senior guard Clent Stewart and his family released the following open letter to the Wildcat nation to thank them for their thoughts and prayers during the last few weeks.Clent, Sr., Clent, Jr., and LaTori would like to offer our sincere thanks to everyone who has supported the family during our time of bereavement.To... More About: Family , Open , Letter , Open Letter
Soon to be the Ms. Ex-Macca News
2008-02-18 20:38:00 Macca and Heather fail to reach settlementHeather Mills, Britain's favorite succubus bint, was not able to convince Sir Paul that she was entitled to half his fortune and his bronzed man-berries to wear about her lovely neck so it is now up to a judge to decide what she is worth. Of course....the Aging Disco Diva has a pretty solid idea what Ms. Mills has earned and would not even award her a pot to--but luckily for Heather my polyester grandeur was not requested by the British court.You do have to admit though, Heather does bring some merriment to the world. Who else can, without having a clue, cause so many people to laugh?According to a couple of overseas tabloids Heather, not one to let the moss gather under her gold-digging little heels, has already compiled a check list for her next sucker/victim...I mean, "love interest" Heather's new boy toy wish list:The man must be between 45 and 60 The Diva must admit she was a bit surprised at the upper age limit, but perhaps Heather w... More About: News
Soon to be the Ms. Ex-Macca News
More articles from this author:2008-02-18 20:38:00 Macca and Heather fail to reach settlementHeather Mills , Britain's favorite succubus bint, was not able to convince Sir Paul that she was entitled to half his fortune and his bronzed man-berries to wear about her lovely neck so it is now up to a judge to decide what she is worth. Of course....the Aging Disco Diva has a pretty solid idea what Ms. Mills has earned and would not even award her a pot to--but luckily for Heather my polyester grandeur was not requested by the British court.You do have to admit though, Heather does bring some merriment to the world. Who else can, without having a clue, cause so many people to laugh?According to a couple of overseas tabloids Heather, not one to let the moss gather under her gold-digging little heels, has already compiled a check list for her next sucker/victim...I mean, "love interest" Heather's new boy toy wish list:The man must be between 45 and 60 The Diva must admit she was a bit surprised at the upper age limit, but perhaps Heather w... More About: News , Paul Mc , Cartney 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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