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Yup, He's a Special Kind of Stupid.
2008-06-04 07:19:00
The Diva will probably not be posting every single day during the summer, but I will be sharing my snarkitude as stories break ...or I run out of cold champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. So here are my musings for today:Nick Bollea is upset because a judge denied his request to be released from solitary confinement and to be allowed to mingle in the general population... but he is not as upset as the rest of the prisoners who had already decided in what order they would all be filling his dance card. Nick must be a really special kind of stupid because anyone with half a brain would be sending thank you notes to whoever remanded him to solitary confinement. Hey Nick, those guys all covered with scars n' tattoos and looking at you hungrily don't want your f'n autograph you moron... or maybe you like to have big bad mean men pet your hair as they mutter "You sho' gotta' purdy little mouth...and butt" Holy carp, what a nitwit.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he??A...
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Harvey Korman Passes Away
2008-05-30 05:49:00
The Diva is as blue as can be, she just found out that one of the funniest human beings on the planet passed away today. Oh the laughs he, Tim Conway, Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence provided me as a young disco diva. Here are my favorite Harvey Korman clips: This clip is an absolute favorite of Mr. Divo..."Don't be saucy with me Bernaise" "Count De Money... Day-Mo-Nay, Day-Mo-Nay." " Yours are all the way down to your balls" "....at least I have them" And of course Went with the Wind "Thank ya, I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it" "We must get rid of Simba" "Oh Simba, Simba, mummy has to talk to you" "Could you repeat that sir?" Now, repeat after me: I, your name" "I, your name" "Schmucks" "Now go do that voodoo that you do" Rest In Peace Mr. KormanComic actor Harvey Korman has died at 81, according to the UCLA Medical Center.Korman died at the center four months after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal ao...

Creep Alert, Remembering Tribbles and Clay's Gonna Be A?
2008-05-30 00:44:00
I've never been much of a Bill Murray fan, even back "in the day"....and I was a huge, huge fan of the first decade of Saturday Night Live. Bill Murray and Chevy Chase made my skin crawl and I never could put my finger on it. There seemed to be an undercurrent of nasty, angry condescension in both of them and it actually prevented me from finding most of what they did either on SNL or in the movies funny. Well reading this just reinforces my impression of Mr. Murray. He's A Real Keeper...notThe wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol.Jennifer Butler Murray filed divorce papers May 12 in Charleston County. She owns a home on Sullivans Island, S.C., where she lives with the couple's four children.The complaint was first reported by The Post and Courier of Charleston. It also alleges frequent abandonment by the former "Saturday Night Live" star.Bill Murray's attorney, Jo...
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Everything Has A Purpose, Even Denise Richards...
2008-05-25 20:24:00
When the Aging Disco Diva was a youngun' she can clearly remember a conversation in school concerning the notion that every living creature had a purpose. Of course she and the other ankle biters in the class, in a doomed attempt to stall the test that was supposed to be next, kept coming up with examples of creatures that surely could not have a purpose for existing.We came up with vultures, worms, blood suckers, mosquitoes. Miss Hardbottom was getting more and more annoyed and time was running out....finally Johnny Dimwit shouted out in excitement:"Cockroaches Miss Hardbottom! They don't serve a purpose...."Miss Hardbottom peered over her glasses, curled her lips into a frightening sneer that let us know we had stumbled badly and that she was about to put an end to our little game. With an evil glint in her eye she launched into a long winded explanation about how cockroaches are scavengers that crawl all over the planet. These disgusting creatures especially favored scurrying a...
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The Strumpetini Miss Miley
2008-05-23 23:23:00
The diva is trying to find the proper word for a harlot-in-training... harlotita? whorelette? sluticule? strumpetini? slagole?Yes, the consensus front runner in the race to replace Britney as "America's Tartlette" is in the news once again. A Kodak Moment?Revealing photos of teen star Miley Cyrus appear to have turned up on the internet ? just weeks after she was criticized for posing wrapped in just a sheet for Vanity Fair.In the new snaps, a young woman who looks exactly like the 15-year-old is seen in a series of provocative poses, wearing just a T-shirt and red lacy knickers.Miley emailed the provocative shots to former boyfriend Nick Jonas when they were dating last year, claims Oceanup.comAfter the Vanity fair shoot was published, it caused a furore and Miley apologized to fans, insisting she never meant the images to be so explicit.'I took part in a photoshoot that was supposed to be "artistic" and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,' ...
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Drowning in Papers
2008-05-23 06:28:00
I just wanted to apologize for the lack of posts this week. The Diva works in the education field and this is the time of year that my paperwork and files must be involved in hot, sweaty, paper sex at night because every morning when I stumble into my home office it is apparent that the pile of paperwork needing to be filed had procreated and quadrupled in size overnight.This morning I started working on paperwork that would of course need to be filed, making calls (which had to be documented in files) and answering emails (which had to be printed out so that they could be placed in files) at around 7:30 this morning. My butt was numb at high noon and rigor mortis of the buttocks had set in by 6:30pm.I did take time out to watch my beloved Ugly Betty and my guilty pleasure, Grey's Anatomy but when I went downstairs to check my email the stack of papers had grown to the ceiling.... it just might be my imagination but I could have sworn I saw it pulsating.... and when I turned my b...
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Karma Class 101
2008-05-18 04:42:00
The Aging Dico Diva adores Ellen Degeneres . She is one of my favorite comics and talk show hosts. Ellen has a joy of life thing going and she also tends to wear her emotions on her sleeve (much like moi) She is one of those people that you would like to be friends with.... and it has nothing to do with her celebrity status (in fact you would like to be a friend despite her fame) You just want all kinds of great things to happen for her...and it does appear that karma is returning the good vibes she gives. Yesterday Ellen announced on her show that she was getting married to her life partner Portia de Rossi. Here is the clip from her show, and you can see Portia fighting back the tears too: Here is a clip from one of Ellen's great stand up performances: Karma at work again?Anne Heche is nuttier than a fruit cake and appears to be someone whose life philosophy is "Take care of numero uno and the hell with the carnage I leave in the wake"If you are not familiar with M...
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The Schmuck and The Shrimp
2008-05-15 06:21:00
Howard Stern is a schmuck. I would not listen to him when he was on the air for free and I sure as hell am not going to pay to listen to him (though I actually am a Sirius Radio subscriber) If I want to listen to mean, foul mouthed immature boys I will return to teaching middle school. Shock jocks are so yesterday. What has the Aging Disco Diva's feather boa ruffled? Stern the Schmuck has decided to pull his immature crap on Dolly Parton. For goodness sake, no one...I mean NO ONE has ever uttered a negative word about Dolly. In this day and age the internet is abuzz if a celebrity scratches the wrong way so if you are a beyotch we all hear about it. Everyone raves about how dang sweet and funny Dolly is, how down to earth she is, how she never takes herself too seriously, what a joy she is to work with, never pulls the diva act, etc. So picking on Dolly is unconscionable.Just not funny HowardDolly Parton says she is "completely devastated" by a segment on the Howard Stern radio sh...
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Mr. Rockford and Miss Rotten...Two Extremes on Life's Spectrum
2008-05-14 04:36:00
The Diva was so sad to read about James Garner's stroke and hospitalization. I have always had very impure OMILF (Older Man I'd like to get frisky with) thoughts whenever I thought of him (and of course Ricardo "Rich Corinthian leather" Montalban) ... I can remember envying Sally Field in "Murphy's Romance" because he was so...so...yummy in that movie and of course I was a big "Rockford Files" fan as a teenager...and have watched "Victor/Victoria" more times than should be legal--again he was friggin' hawt as "King Marchand" Mercy, time for the Diva to take a cold shower!Just when you thought that irrepressible harpy from hell could not get any lower than a case of crotch crabs she manages to pull out all the stops and sink even further down the food chain. Seriously...does Dread Pirate Heather Mills stay awake at night plotting and planning how to become the most loathed creature to slither on this planet? Sheyat, she must....no one could b...
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SocialSpark: An Angry Diva Is A Sight To Behold!
2008-05-10 21:44:00
The Diva had been encouraged to submit her website to "Socialspark" by one of her readers, so I figured...Hey, what the heck, why not? I love networking with other bloggers. Imagine my surprise when I received this message today from what ironically is called "Customer Love"Dear Aging Disco Diva,Thank you for your interest.Unfortunately at this time, we are unable to approve your blog for the following reasons:Blogs submitted may not include or support: excessive profanity, violence, or racial intolerance, illicit drugs or drug paraphernalia, pornography, adult or mature content, or any other content that promotes intolerance, illegal activity, or infringes on the legal rights of others.Though this is the case, worry not, as our Advertisers may still add you to their Street Teams, or contact you directly about other opportunities.Once your blog meets all of our Terms of Service, please feel free to resubmit, and I shall review it again.Thanks!WTF?I was so friggin' offended by this ...
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Trailer Trash Tales Today or Soap On A Rope Surprise!
2008-05-10 02:59:00
It doesn't matter how much money they manage to stumble into or how hard they try...trailer trash will always manage to be trailer trash. What do trailer trash dads wear to their son's court sentencing?Well, at least he wore something with sleeves and a black doo-rag, rather than his usual muscle shirt and print bandana. If Hulk were black or Hispanic, do you think the judge would have tolerated him wearing this in their court??? Just pondering out loud.....The Diva was pleased to see that Brooke went all out and wore something from the 2008 "Street Walker Collection" created by the "Oldest Profession" label to her brother's sentencing.I am still searching for a better photo of the dress....if you have been watching the news coverage today you have no doubt caught sight of the black, shoulder-cut out ummmm... interesting fashion choice. A fashion hint--Brooke, honey---when you have shoulders like a linebacker you REALLY don't want to wear this type of design. Anyway. Like all tr...
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Must Be A Bad Drug Flashback
2008-05-08 20:51:00
Must. Be. Having. Bad. Drug . Flashback . From. My. Wild. And. Crazy. Teen. Years. NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooCan We Gong This Whole Idea??Comedy Central has ordered up a new incarnation of "The Gong Show," to be hosted by Dave Attell.The updated "The Gong Show With Dave Attell" will premiere on the cable network on July 17.The series will retain the basic premise of the classic NBC variety show, which was hosted by Chuck Barris and premiered in the summer of 1976. Every episode will feature eight-to-10 off-beat acts performing for a revolving panel of three celebrity judges. Good acts will receive high scores from the judges. Dismal acts will receive the gong.The Gong Show was meant only to be watched while under the influence of mass quantities of adult beverages or hallucinogenic chemicals.... just like Chuck Barris was...and dear lawd.... only in the context of the 1970s.....Oh, come on Diva, you say....just how bad could it have been?BAD. Very.Very.Very. Bad. Hurts. To. Remembe...

Bad Dream or Did I Really Wear That Last Night?
2008-05-07 01:11:00
Poor Catatonic Katie.... last night when Tiny Tom told her they were going to the Met, she misunderstood and thought he said he was taking her to watch the Mets ...so she dressed in their team colors:I mean how else can you explain the bright orange gown and neon BLUE shoes she wore to the "Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy" Costume Institute Gala at the Met?Holy Carp Batman...Rumor has it that the International Crack Whore Society is about to kick Amy Winehouse out for behavior that embarrasses even them:Amy Winehouse Loses ?Bond? Gig5-May-2008Written by: Ivana CheongIt?s been reported that Amy Winehouse has stopped working on a demo for the theme song of the new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.This is perhaps because of the recent assault scandal in which Amy Winehouse has been involved. Her producer, Mark Ronson, says that they?ve been working on it, but due to her ?recent erratic behavior,? this ?Rehab? singer may have lost the job.Winehouse?s rep says that that?s not the cas...
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Stoopid is as Stoopid....
2008-05-06 02:43:00
Stupid criminal and or just plain ole' stupid people stories are commonplace, but this one caught my eye because...well, this stupid wanker is from the town the Diva spent her prime polyester clad teen years in (in fact I graduated from West Islip High in 1974) Just makes your chest fill with "Lion" pride, LOL. COPIAGUE, N.Y. - A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police car at a service station in Copiague at 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say Patti made an obscene gesture to two officers in the car, popped a wheelie and then sped away.Police gave chase.When the motorcycle turned into a parking lot it crashed into a police car that had joined the chase.Police said Patti was treated for minor injuries at Southside Hospital. He's charged with fleeing police, resisting arrest and several traffic violations.He ...
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Dancing With The Politicos
2008-05-03 08:00:00
The Aging Disco Diva is getting fed up with the US Presidential election...and sheyat, we still have six more damn months to go. Sigh. I would like to put forth this modest proposal: let's just scrap the debates, the baby kissing, the mud slinging and back stabbing, the non-stop arse kissing and lying...and let's decide who will be President by having the ultimate reality show: "Dancing With the Politicos"The premise is simple: Everyone, not just those from the major parties, who wants to be President will appear on the premier episode Monday evening and will have to perform a song and dance routine. We at home get to vote for our favorite via a 1-800 number or via the website...and on Tuesday we get to see who got voted off the show that week. The following Monday the remaining politicians will have to perform an all new song and dance... this will last all summer long with the grand finale set for November 4th. Not only will we save on the cost of running a national election we ...

Father Does Not Always Know Best
2008-05-01 01:35:00
I just don't get it. The Aging Disco Diva must live in some sort of alternate universe where it is considered not only inappropriate, but downright friggin' yucky, for a daddy to rub lotion on his teenage daughter's arse, orin between her thighs ... orpose for engagement announcement type photos. Or salaciously brag about your daughter's breasts:?She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she?s sexy in both. She?s got double D?s! You can?t cover those suckers up!Transpose these images with the story of the almost unbelievable incest case of the father in Austria who held his daughter hostage for 24 years and impregnated her at least seven times, and you have to wonder WTF is going on over in this universe. I am NOT saying that Hulk Hogan, Joe Simpson or Billy Ray are committing incest, but carp on a stick... do any of these morons have half a functioning brain cell in their addled head to help them realize that there is a line between a...
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Weiner Wranglers On The Loose!
2008-04-30 06:46:00
Every male's worst nightmare.... KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure."You just have to be ...

Momma Billy Ray Rose Dropped the Ball?
2008-04-29 00:31:00
Ok, let's just call the Aging Disco Diva a bit overprotective....a bit old fashioned....a bit old school... but when did quasi child porn become artsy? And what the f'n hell was Momma Billy Ray Rose doing while his 15...yes folks....15 year old daughter was posing for the picture above? Was he too damn busy counting the money his little cash cow is raking in to notice that she was posing provocatively, with her jail bait naughty bits covered up only with a silk sheet? OMFG. 15 might be considered an old woman back in the trailer park but carp on a stick, in most states (note I did not say all states) a 15 year old is still considered a child.Does it take more than two brain cells to realize that a photo of your child wearing nothing but a sheet might be inappropriate for someone who is being aggressively pimped out ... I mean, marketed ... as "America's Squeaky Clean Teen Queen" ??? Hmmm??? Ya' think? The Diva gave birth to two Princess Divas and you can bet that I would have s...
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The Diva A Cheesehead???
2008-04-27 19:09:00
The Aging Disco Diva loves God, family, country, Kansas State University , adult beverages, chocolate, the 70s....and now the Green Bay Packers. Why in heaven's name is she adding Cheesehead to her list? Because they had the damn good sense to draft our beloved Jordy Nelson as their first draft pick yesterday. Jordy is a friggin' STUD on the football field and a wonderful, wonderful human being. Green Bay-- you are going to be a better team because of this selection and you can bet the farm that Jordy will never do anything to sully his name nor the reputation of your team. He is a classy kid. Green Bay Made a Great SelectionMANHATTAN ? Jordy Nelson didn't recognize the number when the phone rang."I answered, but I didn't really know who it was," he said. "When they said who it was, I was excited."So was everybody else at Nelson's Landing, the Leonardville restaurant where Nelson works as part-time cook when he isn't playing football. The roar was so loud that Nelson ha...

A Bored Diva is a Snarky Diva....
2008-04-26 19:15:00
Ho-hum. The gossip news these last few days has been boring.First big bore: Another "shocking" ouster on American Idol.The Church Lady was not pleasedCarly Smithson might be the first ?American Idol? contestant to be voted off the show for blasphemy.Online chat boards devoted to ?American Idol? have been abuzz since Ms. Smithson performed the title song from ?Jesus Christ Superstar? ? the 1970 rock opera, which many Christians consider offensive ? on Tuesday?s episode. Ms. Smithson received the fewest votes of the six remaining contestants following her Tuesday performance. Her elimination was announced on Wednesday night?s episode. The week?s performances were drawn from the works of Andrew Lloyd Webber, who wrote ?Jesus Christ Superstar? with Tim Rice. Within hours of Ms. Smithson?s performance, which was hailed by one ?American Idol? judge as one of the best of the night, questions were being raised online about the song. On one thread on the show?s official Web site, AmericanIdo...
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It's Time For Those Ungaro Spring Flocks!
2008-04-24 15:00:00
Dear Lawd, it is time to take me right now. My worst friggin' nightmare is about to come to a television near you:The Skeletor and Company ShowJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony tried to keep their pregnancy under wraps, but now the couple is ready to let the whole world catch a glimpse of their family. J.Lo and Marc have signed on for a new reality show with TLC, Access Hollywood has learned. The new mom, who gave birth to twins in February, was on hand at the TLC upfront presentation in New York on Wednesday to announce the news.You have to understand that the Aging Disco Diva is a Nuyorican (New Yorker of Puerto Rican descent) who will go out of her way to support a television show or movie that portrays Hispanics is a positive light (speaking of.... YIPEEEEE---My beloved "Ugly Betty" is back) but gag me with a spoon.... J-Lo is about half a step above the Dread Pirate Heather Mills in my book. There are countless people from "the block" who still have stiletto heel marks a...
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The Diva Flips Out...
2008-04-23 15:00:00
OMFG.... the Diva is paying over $3.50 a friggin' gallon to fill up the exploding Pinto,the national debt is $9,356,764,763,991.25 and increasing at a rate of 1.49 billion dollars a day... and what is the top political news story???Was Obama just innocently scratching his cheek during the speech or was he secretly flipping the bird at Hillary Clinton?You know what? I DON'T F'n CARE if he turned around, dropped his pants, and asked her to plant her lips on his butt. Enough of this crap. Inflation is eating into my damn Godiva and champagne budget and the Diva is pissed. Here ya' go--Let there be no doubt that I am flipping the bird at every dang politician who is trying to blow smoke up my ample buttocks:The only funny thing out of this whole stupid "controversy" is that it is fodder for one of my favorite comedians, The Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore : Here ya go Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain, time to pucker up:

You Don't Wanna Go On That Quest...
2008-04-21 17:59:00
He's a very kinky guyThe kind you don't take home to motherHe will never let your spirits downOnce you get he off the streetAccording to his official biography on Cnn.com:Richard Quest is one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team; covering an extensive range of breaking news and business stories, as well as feature programming, he has become one of the network?s highest profile presenters. Quest?s dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting.Dynamic and distinctive don't even begin to describe him...The 46-year-old British reporter was arrested on Friday in Central Park after breaking its 1am curfew. Mr Quest's lawyer said his client "did not realize" the park had a curfew from 1am to 6am.but wait...it gets better:Quest and a male associate were stopped at around 3:40 am by police and charged with loitering. That's when Quest freely admitted to having a controlled substance on him, telling a polic...

Friday's WTF??
2008-04-18 15:34:00
Have you ever come across something in a book or magazine that is so odd that you had to stop, look again, stop, turn the page, stop, turn the page back, stop, check the cover again, stop, and then exclaim "WTF?"The Aging Disco Diva was reading one of her deliciously trashy magazines ("Star" April 21 issue) last night when she came across this:I thought it had to be a joke or some type of parody...but no....it is a genuine McDonald's ad for their new dollar menu. This is an actual scan of the ad in the magazine. Now, let me give you some background....Once upon a time the Aging Disco Diva was flipping through TV channels and saw Tammy Faye Bakker Messner.Tammy Faye was one of those larger than life, flamboyant women who mesmerize gay men and Disco Divas everywhere. I just had to stop and watch the show. It was called "The Surreal Life" and everyone on the show was a has-been that I recognized immediately:"Oh wow, look at Erik Estrada!" "OMG--that is Vanilla Ice"...I recognized eve...

Money Can't Buy Me Love....
2008-04-17 18:22:00
Honestly, the Diva just cannot understand this whole Paris Hilton schtick. Other than daddy's money (or the money from grandpa that she will be getting through daddy because grandpa cut her out of the will) why is she famous? Anyone? Anyone? Class? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Is she famous because she is a great songstress?Sheyat no, but the studio technician who tried, in vain, to do something with that voice should get a big chunk o' grandpa's dough for the herculean effort that had to have been involved. Is she famous because she is a great actress?Oh friggin hell NO:As of April 3, 2008, the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that 5% of critics gave "The Hottie or the Nottie" positive reviews. Metacritic reported the film had an average score of 6 out of 100 ? indicating "extreme dislike or disgust." IGN gave it a 0 star review, saying "Hottie and the Nottie presents a problem because there are just no words to adequately express how clumsy, trite and deeply offens...
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A Woman Scorned + YouTube = Holy Carp!
2008-04-16 17:20:00
You know, back in the old days if a man did his wife wrong she could toss his clothes, piece by piece, out the third floor apartment window so that when honey came home from work he would be greeted by the sight of his best dress shirts, expensive pants and BVDs hanging from tree branches and strewn across the front of the building. As he walked up the sidewalk toward the lobby entrance he would then be bombarded by his toiletries, suitcases, shoes and anything else she could grab and toss that might inflict bodily harm (Aging Disco Diva's maternal grandmother)or.....she could sweetly explain to her spouse, while slicing veggies for dinner one evening, that he " Better stop seeing that *&^*& tramp" and when he replies "Don't you tell me what I have to do!" she makes a damn good attempt at slicing off his appendage...no, not that appendage (I am not descended from the Bobbit clan), she nearly severs the finger he was pointing in her face when yelling at her (Aging Disco ...
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A Whole Lotta' Shaking Going On...
2008-04-15 17:54:00
Wow, do you feel the earth quaking? It is emanating from Clearwater, Florida....the COS headquarters to be more precise. Holy carp---this is a biggie. One of the Scientology celebs has not only broken with the group, he is telling it like it is. Given the long history of people who criticize scientokooks and then suddenly turn up dead from various "accidents" or strange "suicides" (link), what Jason Beghe is doing is brave and very dangerous.A Major earth-shaking for Thetans everywhere:Ruggedly handsome actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of "X Files" star David Duchovny (his childhood pal) and actress Tea Leoni. In 1998, he starred as Demi Moore?s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He?s been featured in numerous TV dramas such as "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI."In 2005, Beghe appeared in promotional spots for the Church of Scientology.But now Beghe has escaped the church after taking courses since 1994. He?s made a video that?s up on YouTube.This is what he has to say: ...

Posh and Kate: A tale of two lollipops.
2008-04-14 21:56:00
Posh and Kate : A tale of two lollipops. Hmmm.... Catatonic Kate is getting even too skinny for Tiny Tom according to the latest buzz: Tom Cruise is concerned that Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his wife, Katie Holmes ? especially when it comes to her eating habits, the Daily Mail reports.Cruise wants to put some distance between Holmes and Posh Spice, a source told the paper."Katie sees Victoria as a role model," said the source. "She copies Victoria's look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny."Katie and Posh posing with scarves onAt a recent lunch at L.A.?s Osteria Mozza, Holmes ate "only steamed asparagus as an appetizer, then a tiny plate of chilled beets for her entrée," a diner told Life and Style magazine.During another recent outing to Madeo, Katie and Posh sh...
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Harpy Heather's Livin' in Da State of Denial
2008-04-12 18:06:00
OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. I had to say it three times. Heather Mills just brings out the ugliest thoughts and emotions from the Diva. Seriously... I have the irresistible urge to rip her leg off and beat her with it... no, not that leg---the one she was born with. She makes Leona Helmsley look like Mother Teresa. She is so universally loathed by people around the world, including her own family, that I think we would be hard pressed to find a single soul who would pee on her head if her hair were on fire. What is so mind boggling is that she seems shocked--- every damn time--- when confronted by this negative world opinion.Scene from Ruthless People:Carol: Either the chief is a complete moron and complete morons are rare...[she looks up at Earl Mott, a "complete moron"]Carol: Or he's playing games with me!So either she is a complete moron, and complete morons are rare... or:Heather Mills had to endure boos as a judge on the Miss USA pageant yesterday.As the former model was introduced to t...
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Friday's Fresh Frappé and Fritters
2008-04-11 17:23:00
OMG...someone, anyone, PLEASE grab Robin Wright, give her a couple of shakes and a hard slap across the face while shouting "Snap out of it!" or perhaps buy her a clue?Robin, sweetheart, baby... you are not Princess Buttercup and Sean Penn is not Wesley....hell, he aint even Spicoli....if one tenth of the stories told about his whoring, drinking and abusiveness have merit, then WTF?Buttercup: You can die too for all I care.[pushes him down a high hill]Westley: AS... YOU... WISH.Buttercup: Oh my sweet Westley what have I done?[throws herself down the hill]This is a real head scratcher..... Here's something you don't see every day. A celebrity couple deciding against divorce. Oscar-winning hothead and political activist Sean Penn and his wife, actress Robin Wright Penn, have withdrawn the divorce petition they filed in December.This after Penn made the rounds at post-Oscar bashes with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Petra Nemcova, who is most famous for surviving the 2004 Thailand...
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