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Day 1321: Illness
2008-02-11 12:15:00 As you may (or may not) have noticed, it’s been a few days since I’ve had a chance to do any updates here. The Ape family all came down with the flu and it has been impossible to get any computer time. For the last several days they’ve been puking regularly which made it really ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1321: Illness ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/02/11 /day-1321-illness/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1316: How To Make A Cat Ugly
2008-02-06 18:56:00 Simply tattoo it to an Ape Beer Belly… Since 2 people sent this to me by email, I thought I would post it. Credit is shown across the belt line. (Can’t quite make it out) Technorati Tags: cat,cats,humor,humour,tattoo SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1316: How To Make A Cat Ugly ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/02/06 /day-1316-how-to-make-a-cat-ugly/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1314: Mirror Image
2008-02-04 18:14:00 What can I say? I passed a mirror the other day and took a look at myself. I was mesmerized for days. I am so Gorgeous! (Hence the name!) If there is one thing a Cat appreciates, it’s his or her own beauty. From the handsomely pointed ears to the flowing soft fur which covers our ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1314: Mirror Image ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/02/04 /day-1314-mirror-image/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1311: Gas
2008-02-01 15:51:00 I hate Chili night! After the Apes get a big feed of this stuff, the place starts sounding like a popcorn machine. It certainly doesn’t have that fresh popped smell either. So there I was, sitting on the Big Hairless Ape’s lap when I heard the first one. It sort of had that “Thu-wap!” sound. ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1311: Gas", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/02/01 /day-1311-gas/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1308: Toilet Training
2008-01-29 15:58:00 The Apes have completely flipped their lids! They expect me to use a toilet instead of a litter box. Toilet s are for Apes, not Cats! The contraption you see pictured here sits on a toilet and contains a small amount of litter which is supposed to “trick” me into using it. First off, there isn’t enough ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1308: Toilet Training ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/29 /day-1308-toilet-training/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1306: I Purr - by Gorgeous
2008-01-27 15:16:00 When the Apes aren’t around,and the birds are on the ground, I purr. When I take a long nap,then have a big crap, I purr. When treats are around,and the dog is underground, I purr. When I decapitate mice,and I have no lice, I purr. When my food dish is full,and the Apes aren’t spewing bull, I purr. When the ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1306: I Purr - by Gorgeous ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/27 /day-1306-i-purr-by-gorgeous/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1304: Doing A Favour
2008-01-25 17:08:00 This morning I checked my email to find that the son of a Nigerian Diplomat has gotten himself into some hot water. It seems this Ape needs to get $66 Million Dollars out of the country so the military does not get hold of it. All I have to do is provide some banking details ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1304: Doing A Favour", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/25 /day-1304-doing-a-favour/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1302: Catis Interruptus
2008-01-24 04:01:00 The Apes are speaking to each other again. I guess whatever crisis they were having has passed. In fact, they are more than speaking, they are in the bedroom with the door closed. That door was open earlier. It’s because of me that it’s closed now. Yup! I wandered in. I knew they were in ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1302: Catis Interrupt us", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/23 /day-1302-catis-interruptus/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1301: Lap Time And Presents
2008-01-22 21:20:00 Finally! After what seems like an eternity, I got some quality lap time which was due to me. Ever since ScapeGoat The Dog came into this house, fierce petting has been at a minimum. You see, the Apes had a fight last night. Seems they’ve given up talking to each other; taking solace in the ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1301: Lap Time And Presents ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/22 /day-1301-lap-time-and-presents/" } ); More About: Journal , Resent
Day 1299: Shocking
2008-01-21 01:09:00 Just because the dry winter air makes me prone to static is no reason to torment me. It seems the Big Hairless Ape finds it amusing to rub his feet on the carpet then touch my nose. He’ll call me over with the guise of treats, then ZAP! He’s caught me with it over a ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1299: Shocking", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/20 /day-1299-shocking/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1297: ACME
2008-01-19 02:18:00 I’ve been watching these promotional programs for the ACME company and find their product line to be very interesting. You can get everything from giant magnets, to disintegration pistols and dynamite. They appear to be geared toward the non-Ape user as I have seen many demonstrations of use. Their spokesman, Wile E. Coyote - ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1297: ACME", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/18 /day-1297-acme/" } ); More About: Journal , Acme
Day 1297: Your Brain?
2008-01-19 00:45:00 This is your brain… This is your brain on Catnip… Any questions? Technorati Tags: cat,cats,humor,humour,Catnip SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1297: Your Brain …", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/18 /day-1297-your-brain/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1296: Kitty Love Café
2008-01-17 16:14:00 Even though I lost “My Boys” at the v-e-t on Day 374, I still like to think that I might be desirable to some hot kitty mama out there. After all, I’ve become much more affectionate since that day, or so I’ve been told by the Apes I live with. Through my endless surfing of the ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1296: Kitty Love Café", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/17 /day-1296-kitty-love-caf/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1295: Roomba Stalker
2008-01-16 17:50:00 Apparently “Operation: Kill The Vacuum” has induced a rather nasty side effect: The purchase of an intelligent vacuum robot named Roomba. This thing does not even need any Ape interaction. It sees a mess and cleans it up on its own. This is all in good, but the damn thing sees Cat hair as a ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1295: Roomba Stalker ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/16 /day-1295-roomba-stalker/" } ); More About: Journal , Talker
Day 1294: Civilization
2008-01-15 16:04:00 I thought I would go through the Big Hairless Ape’s computer to see what kind of programs he has installed on this machine. After looking at some pretty boring stuff, I came across a game called “Sid Meier’s Civilization IV” and was instantly hooked! I’ve played it all night and day yesterday. I even missed ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1294: Civilization", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/15 /day-1294-civilization/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1292: Bored
2008-01-14 04:25:00 I’m absolutely bored and have nothing to write about. So we’re going to make the best of it. Join me while I take some time to research my favourite topic: Me! Well, not specifically me, but Cats in general. Let see what kind of dirt you apes are spewing about us. Here’s some fun facts: There ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1292: Bored ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/13 /day-1292-bored/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1291: Time To Exercise
2008-01-13 02:34:00 It looks like the pampered lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to is starting to take its toll. I appear to be getting quite round about the middle. I noticed this today while attempting to jump onto the back of the couch. My old formula of weight*distance*thrust did not equal my usual velocity. I fell short of ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1291: Time To Exercise ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/12 /day-1291-time-to-exercise/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1290: FurBall
2008-01-12 02:31:00 If you’re following this blog at all, you likely noticed there wasn’t a post yesterday. I wasn’t feeling well. In the early hours of the morning today, I figured out why. I had a massive fur ball which was trying to get out. Now, when it comes to ejecting fur balls, there is only one concept ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1290: FurBall", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/11 /day-1290-furball/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1288: Garfield: Why He?s So Fat
2008-01-09 15:41:00 Last night the Apes rented: “Garfield : The Movie” I don’t normally get caught up in Ape Entertainment, but I must say that this is one cool Cat! I enjoyed everything from the food switching to the pummelling of Ode. I do have a few problems with the movie, however. First off, what the Hell is up with ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1288: Garfield: Why He’s So Fat", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/09 /day-1288-garfield-why-hes-so-fat/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1287: The Great Wide Hunter
2008-01-08 23:12:00 Big Hairless Ape’s brother dropped in today. I hate this guy! He’s always talking about killing animals and fancies himself quite the hunter. Although, we never see any of his slaughtered prey. He just seems to be drunk upon returning. Here’s a guy who easily weighs 350 pounds, yet insists on wearing army camouflage all of ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1287: The Great Wide Hunter ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/08 /day-1287-the-great-wide-hunter/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1286: Sleeping In
2008-01-07 17:37:00 After waking up this morning, I ventured into the kitchen to see what was for breakfast. To my surprise, I found nothing. Even the smell of the Ape’s breakfast was absent. Very odd. According to my internal clock, my food should’ve been sitting there waiting for me. Quickly, I realized that the Apes had slept in. ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1286: Sleeping In", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/07 /day-1286-sleeping-in/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1285: Grocery Day
2008-01-07 02:05:00 Since the arrival of the Big Haired Wife, each Sunday sees the arrival of new food into the house. Food which is clearly marked as: “not mine!” (The nerve!) For the last couple years I’ve been kicked at, shooed, or otherwise discouraged from investigating. Today, however, provided an opportunity to go hunting. Upon arrival and the deposit ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1285: Grocery Day", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/06 /day-1285-grocery-day/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1284: Operation - Kill The Vacuum
2008-01-05 14:58:00 Alright, I’ve had enough of this thing. Once again, I was chased around the house this morning! Time for a plan! Equipment required: ScapeGoat The Dog Doggie chew toy Since the Apes were out shopping this morning, and the vacuum had been left at the top of the stairs, timing couldn’t be better. The plan: Unravel the power cord. Tie the chew ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1284: Operation - Kill The Vacuum ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/05 /day-1284-operation-kill-the-vacuum/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1283: Vacuums Suck!
2008-01-04 07:02:00 There isn’t too much in this house that scares the crap out of me, but when the Big Haired Wife gets the out the vacuum of death to do some cleaning, I get somewhat freaked out. Apparently my fur is the reason she has to do this activity everyday. Can I help it if I ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1283: Vacuums Suck !", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/04 /day-1283-vacuums-suck/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1282: Beyond The Law
2008-01-03 06:25:00 I’ve been reading quite a lot about Apes who are being taken to court by the RIAA or similar organizations over music file sharing. These files are being distributed all over the Internet via P2P networks like Bittorrent and the like. In all honesty, most of this crap isn’t worth paying for in the first place. ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1282: Beyond The Law", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/03 /day-1282-beyond-the-law/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1280: Things To Do Today
2008-01-02 01:10:00 To-Do List: Eat Crap Sleep Well, it’s been a full day! See you tomorrow! Technorati Tags: cat,cats,humor,humour SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1280: Things To Do Today ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2008/01/01 /day-1280-things-to-do-today/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1279: 2008 Purrdictions
2008-01-01 03:17:00 As we bring the Ape year 2007 to a close, I see a lot of speculation of what’s to come in the next 365 days. I’m not one to jump on a band wagon, (unless it’s loaded with fish) but I thought I would make a few predictions of my own. The Big Hairless Ape ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1279: 2008 Purr dictions", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2007/12/31 /day-1279-2008-purrdictions/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1278: Music To My Ears
2007-12-31 03:49:00 The Apes have gone away for the evening and I’m bored. Normally I just nap when feeling like this, but tonight I decided to explore the Big Hairless Ape’s computer files. Just as I was getting bored with this I discovered a directory of music files. I remember these too. The Big Hairless Ape used to play ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1278: Music To My Ears ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2007/12/30 /day-1278-music-to-my-ears/" } ); More About: Journal
Day 1277: Q & A Interlude #3
2007-12-30 01:39:00 Finally! Another dumb question to answer. Some silly Ape asks: "Dear gorgeous I read your blog for a few days now. Quite funny! One thing that I don’t understand is what the day numbers mean? You title your posts Day 1276. etc. What does ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1277: Q & A Interlude #3", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2007/12/29 /day-1277-q-a-interlude-3/" } );
Day 1276: Annual Shots
More articles from this author:2007-12-29 03:55:00 I knew there was something going on this morning after breakfast when I saw the emergence of the carrier cage from the closet. The first time I saw this thing I lost my most precious commodity: my testicles. The Apes use this thing to transport me to the v-e-t. (I still have no idea why ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Day 1276: Annual Shots ", url: "http://www.gorgeousonlife.com/2007/12/28 /day-1276-annual-shots/" } ); More About: Journal 1, 2 |
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