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Is that a mouse?
2008-02-01 13:28:00 I’m not touching that pervert funny mouse … SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Is that a mouse?", url: "http://cvrle77.byethost13.com/pics/is-th at-a-mouse" }); More About: Mouse
Sorry for that
2008-02-01 13:27:00 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sorry for that", url: "http://cvrle77.byethost13.com/pics/sorry -for-that" });
Trillion dollar bill
2008-02-01 13:19:00 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Trillion dollar bill", url: "http://cvrle77.byethost13.com/pics/trill ion-dollar-bill" }); More About: Dollar , Bill
Tenniz Balls
2008-01-25 00:23:00 One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next ... More About: Balls
Social Security
2008-01-21 13:25:00 A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to ... More About: Social Security
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
2008-01-21 13:25:00 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she ... More About: Jokes , Seconds
Really Good Deed
2008-01-21 13:23:00 This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, “You know, I can’t see ... More About: Jokes , Good
10 Reasons Not To Jog
2008-01-21 13:21:00 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost ... More About: Jokes , Reasons
The Big Flood
2008-01-21 13:21:00 It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. “No,” replied ... More About: Jokes , Flood
Punishment
2008-01-21 13:20:00 A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. “What a ripoff,” the man muttered. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend ... More About: Jokes , Punishment
Smartest Man in the World
2008-01-21 13:19:00 A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had ... More About: Jokes , World , The World
Legal Laughs
2008-01-21 13:17:00 The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide.. 1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child? < 2. Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? 3. Q: ... More About: Jokes , Legal
Small truth about some blondes I know
2008-01-21 13:16:00 * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to ... More About: Truth , Blondes , Small , Ruth
Only three doors
2008-01-21 13:13:00 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he ... More About: Doors
Only three doors
2008-01-21 13:12:00 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he ... More About: Doors
Light Saber?Carefull!!
More articles from this author:2008-01-17 11:23:00 Light Saber - For more funny videos, click here More About: Funny Videos 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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