Ross Cavins - Blogger, Writer, Pure Idiot. Ross Cavins - Blogger, Writer, Pure Idiot. Poet Lariat, Author Ordinaire, VIP Wannabe.
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Our Old Food
2008-08-25 01:00:00 Old people like to eat certain foods that no one else eats. Or at the very least, foods they... More About: Food , Blog
What 37 Means To Me
2008-08-18 01:00:00 I had a birthday this past Thursday. I turned 37. Getting older means different things to different people.... More About: Blog
Goldie Hawn and the Prius
2008-08-11 01:00:00 Housesitter ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July). I kept the sound off while I... More About: Blog , Prius , Goldie Hawn , Goldie
Across The Universe
2008-08-04 01:00:00 I did it. Despite the advice of a trusted movie friend, I watched the musical, Across The Universe .... More About: Blog , The Universe , Across the Universe
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
2008-07-28 01:00:00 After succumbing to the inevitable metabolism death, I underwent The Great Diet Switch (content/view/147/45/) . Since that fateful day... More About: Blog , Pepper , Cherry , Vanilla
Getting There From Here
2008-07-21 01:00:00 Men can be defined in more ways than having a penis. We like our sports, whether we're playing them... More About: Blog
The Disappearance of Things
2008-07-14 01:00:00 The world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are... More About: Blog , Things
The Story of Dishwater Johnson
2008-07-07 01:00:00 Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald's drive-thru paying with a... More About: Story , Blog , The Story
Shirt In Or Out?
2008-06-30 01:00:00 Kids always find ways to rebel against older generations. They do it through music and art and hair styles... More About: Blog , Shirt
Good TP & Low-Flow Toilets
2008-06-23 01:00:00 There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff. The good stuff is fluffy... More About: Blog , Toilets , Good , Flow
My LOL Cat
2008-06-02 05:52:00 Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week. My bio and profile on other sites always... More About: Blog
A Legacy of Humor
2008-05-26 01:00:00 It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime. A good... More About: Humor , Blog , Legacy
The Dreaded Condom Aisle
2008-05-19 01:00:00 All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or... More About: Blog , Condom
I Blame the Gremlins
2008-05-12 00:00:00 When I was younger, much younger, the movie Gremlins (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087363/) was released. I was twelve when... More About: Blog , Blame
My First Date
2008-05-05 05:12:00 Everyone remembers their first date. It's a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss.... More About: Blog
The Last Milli Vanilli Fan
2008-04-28 05:40:00 Back in the spring of 1989 when Milli Vanilli released their smash Album, Girl You Know It's True, a friend... More About: Blog
Dre Not As Good As Cube
2008-04-20 23:00:00 Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube . I overheard this the other day out in... More About: Blog , Good
Movie Review: Gone Baby Gone (2007)
2008-04-16 23:00:00 Casey Affleck plays a young detective hired to find a woman's abducted niece. But his partner/wife is reluctant to... More About: Baby , Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review
Can You Hear Me Now?
2008-04-13 23:00:00 No, this isn't about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase... More About: Blog , Hear
Movie Review: Rescue Dawn (2007)
2008-04-10 10:54:00 Christian Bale stars as Dieter Dengler, an Air Force Ranger that gets shot down over Laos during a pre-Vietnam black... More About: Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review , Dawn
The Worst Position in Football
2008-04-07 05:10:00 I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn't let me. I was accident prone (content/view/120/45/) enough... More About: Football , Blog , Position
Movie Review: Superbad (2007)
2008-04-03 05:31:00 Judd Apatow turns out a surprising winner with this hilarious high school movie. The characters in Superbad are indelible... More About: Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review
The Raisin Bran Conspiracy
2008-03-30 23:00:00 I'm 36. I've been in love more than once and I've done my fair share of traveling. I've... More About: Raisin , Blog , Conspiracy
Movie Review: For Your Consideration (2006)
2008-03-26 22:00:00 For Your Consideration centers its parody-style story around the filming of Home For Purim and the Oscar buzz... More About: Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review
The Lost Art of Shoe Tying
2008-03-23 22:00:00 Kids nowadays, they got it made. When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of... More About: Lost , Blog , Shoe
Movie Review: We Are Marshall (2006)
2008-03-20 05:53:00 This is the adaptation of the true story of the demise and rebirth of the Marshall University football program... More About: Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review
Shooting At Suitcases
2008-03-16 22:00:00 I caught the ass end of a movie on cable today. I don't remember the name of it but... More About: Blog , Shooting
Movie Review: Blood Diamond (2006)
2008-03-06 05:55:00 The plot of Blood Diamond centers around the smuggling of conflict diamonds from the war-ravaged Sierre Leone into... More About: Movie , Movie Reviews , Movie Review , Review
Milfs Abound
2008-03-03 05:54:00 MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie (http://imdb.com/title/tt0163651/) . It means... More About: Blog
Public Booger Mining
More articles from this author:2008-02-28 13:53:00 You've seen these people. We all have. The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger... More About: Mining , Public , Blog 1, 2 |
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