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bill clinton comes to hil's defense
2007-07-20 04:41:00
perhaps that's true. but, what I see and hear when I look at this image is, katie, bring me your pussy to nosh on and finger bang. you don't?
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Run. Go. Now. The Mint - July 20th Yeh Dede
2007-07-18 08:39:00
The Mint - July 20th Yeh Dede In LA on Friday, July 20th? Then you need to drag your ass to Yeh Dede and dance your sexy ass off to soulful world music. hit Yeh Dede's MySpace and stream some songs, Una Matica De Ruda and Tres Golpes... Sexy. Sexy.. oh, so sexy and soulful. this is no joke, yo.Show starts at 10:30 PM. Don't forget to stay for the fabulous Jose Conde at 11:45 PM. Where: The Mint6010 Pico Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90035Cost: $10 at door. hi. cheap. doable. totally worth every penny, babies

another round?
2007-07-18 07:37:00
this is one of my favorite images. I've only seen MTM in re-runs. izzy (one of my oldest and dearest bff'ers), and I call each other on our birthdays to sing the theme song every year. every single year. I always watch the intro to an episode when I'm a bluejew and it makes me smile. for that moment everything is right with the world. I love that. I love that I have that. I'm just venting here. I don't need a pep talk or anything. I just know that as you get older, life doesn't get easier. it seems that more bad news than good news is common. when you think you can't go another round. you can. because you are that strong and you are that capable. you are also able to appreciate what you have if and I do mean IF you are willing to look in the nooks and the crannies. read between the lines and look a little bit deeper. I'm not saying it's easy. in fact, I think running into a 70-year-old hooker with a prolapsed uterus in a pink mini skirt at hunter's point STILL able to tu...
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BUBS SAID CUNT!
2007-07-16 06:02:00
I have a tear in my eye and joy in my heart. our bubbsie said CUNT. I am kvelling. I am plotzing AND kvelling. bubbsie, this is HUGE!!! everyone race over to bubbsie's blog and congratulate him. this was no easy thing to do. this took a lot of work and time.I am so proud of you, bubbsie. you have made this feminist jewgirl very happy!!! is mrs. bubbsie equally thrilled?!?!?! how do you feel? do you feel differently? are you empowered? uncomfortable? excited? what? spill, child, spill!look, he really said it. here. don't believe me, look! (below. edited version)Bubs said... bless us all with your groovy pictures and cunt talk.There. Are you happy now?
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and how was your weekend, schwartzy
2007-07-16 04:40:00
hot damn, what a weekend. what-a-weekend. I learned a lot. wrote a lot. cried a lot. shut the fuck up. cunts with moxie have feelings, donchya know. vulnerability is just not my thing. it's become a recent bedfellow. perhaps we'll one day even learn to live side-by-side. I'm not holding my breath either. in the end, I feel good. real good and that's a beautiful thing.my neighbor changed her curtains. this is of great concern to me. does she think I'm peeking into her bedroom? I am, but not intentionally. I can't see in anyway. I just tend to stare out my window when I'm thinking. plus, her curtains are never open, so what's with the nazi panel she's cooked up?!?!?! whatev. she's a freak. she says she only opens her windows during the summer. HI. ONE WINDOW DOES NOT AN OPEN HOUSE OF WINDOWS MAKE, COOKIE. look my way. every window is open. why? because I'm a fresh air whore all year round. I know and appreciate the meaning of fresh air. she's abusing the concept and mislea...
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I got my first christian spam!!
2007-07-16 04:19:00
music for god spammed me. I am disappointed. they didn't even bother to read the post before spreading the virus. MusicForGod.org said... Watch Christian music videos and place them on your MySpace or blog. you'd think they would've had something to say about this prior to cumming all over my blog with his word. here it is: I highly doubt jesus is disappointed. in fact, he's probably downing cunteeni's by the dozen. three weeks of non-stop chatter from p-cunt whilst in the clink would drive anyone to drink, even the most humanitarian fellah.a girl can dream...
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the wooden sky
2007-07-16 04:04:00
by way of bacon bits, guthy just turned me onto the wooden sky. you will die and go to heaven when you listen to their music. die. listen to wooden sky. you can also buy their album on itunes.
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was jesus MIA?
2007-07-12 03:52:00
paris on paris. she sure has changed. I highly doubt jesus is disappointed. in fact, he's probably downing cunteeni's by the dozen. three weeks of non-stop chatter from p-cunt whilst in the clink would drive anyone to drink, even the most humanitarian fellah.
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and how was your day?
2007-07-12 03:42:00
my day sucked the ass of an old, freckled, satanic worshipping, menstruating homeless crack whore who hasn't had so much as a decent memory of her last hit. oh yes, that bad.

why jewgirl didn't do a peeny poll
2007-07-11 04:21:00
I see that my vadge poll has stirred quite a lot of ahj from the veypeens. someone even suggested that my actions were sexist (ha! as if). women have a much different relationship with their v's than men have with their cockadoodledo's.whether a man is sporting 3 inches or a dozen inches, he holds court daily and has a shrine to his pleasure plunger. he is incessantly fascinated by the cool white shit that comes out of the tip and anything he can stick it into, including but not limited to, a toasty watermelon with a widget hole to simulate the blessed cunt.truth: I envy that men have such a deep, organic appreciation for their peens. bunch'o bitches. seriously:: you are very lucky.women on the other hand have a much different relationship with their vagina's. if we're not stressing about vulva placement, color, clitoral location or scent, we're freaking out about her drool factor when not aroused. we are delighted by a daily barrage of reasons to worry about and loathe our cu...
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vagina poll. no. silly, not that kind of vagina poll
2007-07-10 07:14:00
veygirls, how do you feel about your vagina? I worship the goddess that is my cunteven though my cunt is a hot lippy mess, I love'haas long as I don't have to see it or deal with it, we can co-existI have peeny envy skip to resultsCreate your own quiz, poll or survey at Quibblo.com
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guess who's commenting on vey
2007-07-10 06:39:00
THAT GIRL! jewgirl. I only hope to be as successful in responding to comments as my fave bloggers. you know who you are, I hock you about it constantly.do not forget guthy's reading tamarah night. I know I'm a dishy pushy bitch. ain't no need to remind me.
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casablanca lillies
2007-07-10 02:20:00
I have been buying casablanca lillies every week for forever and a day. it's my favorite flowah evah. I'm so fucking shortbus, I had no idea they were called casablanca lillies until yesterday. news?!don't forget, my beloved cunting canadians to go to amy's reading tomorrow night in ontario!Tuesday, July 10th, 7pmArcadia Coffee House (in conjunction with Uppercase Books)819 Queen Street EastSault Ste. Marie, OntarioCANADA
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dear canadian love machines.... guess what
2007-07-09 23:31:00
Shalom Canadian lovahs... guess what, Guthykins is doing a reading in Salt Ste. Marie, Ontario Canada on Tuesday (tomorrow) at our boy bacon's coffee shop. are you plotzing?! I'm plotzing and kvelling. Here's the dish, now get out there and treat your soul to three fallen women. you will not regret it! it's a delicious and exquisite read. Tuesday, July 10th, 7pmArcadia Coffee House (in conjunction with Uppercase Books)819 Queen Street EastSault Ste. Marie, OntarioCANADA
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regarding this post... again
2007-07-09 22:37:00
remember that post about matters of the heart, the one I wrote on sunday. it's here. in that post, I said, the hardest part about not mattering to someone is the moment you realize that you don't matter to them and you never really did. FIRST... while I appreciate such cozyass sentiments and believe me, fehatty does. it wasn't about me. like the short bus schmuck I am, I didn't spell out what I meant. clearly we don't have esp, do we? now I will. I was interested in getting a discussion going about matters of the heart. I am intrigued by people who can't sort of, well, roll with it. meaning, they need to define every step of a relationship instead of just enjoying the journey, free of expectations, regardless of where it takes them. I am equally fascinated by the concept of pushing someone to be with you when you both know they don't want to be with you. finally, this concept of relationships as failures or successes. what is that? why do people do that? how can any relations...
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the goddess that is arianna huffington
2007-03-29 05:10:00
have you seen this project on the huffington post, the wisdom of the crowd hits the 08' campaign trail?here's an excerpt of the article: We are recruiting large groups of citizen journalists from around the country to cover the major presidential candidates.Each of these volunteer reporter/bloggers will contribute to a candidate-specific group blog -- offering written updates, campaign tidbits, on-the-scene observations, photos, or original video. We'll have a Clinton blog, an Obama blog, an Edwards blog, a McCain blog, a Giuliani blog, a Romney blog, a Biden blog, a Richardson blog, a Dodd blog, a Kucinich blog, a Brownback blog, a Huckabee blog. Each offering a wide variety of voices and perspectives on the campaign they are following. These group blogs will also be a compendium of useful information about each candidate, including their latest speeches, upcoming appearances, new videos and ads, recent news articles and more.This citizen journalism will be in addition to the co...
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I'm a schmuck
2007-03-29 04:39:00
talk about a fuckin weird ass day. no. really. weird.someone stole my fuckin' chair and I'm really pissed off about it. I think it was one of the hh's or my new shoulda-been-fabulous gaybor. here's the scoop: right in front of my door, in the hallway, I have a 1950's table with two vinty black chairs. they don't belong to me. I have a giant note on them that says, please do not take these. I am delivering them to someone. sorry for the inconvenience, schwartzy.well, today when my sister was on her way out, we noticed my table was ajar and one of the chairs was MIA. I said, someone stole my fucking chair?! can you believe that? I'm a dead woman. I am so grossed out and skeeved by that, I can't even tell you. I'm going to knock on his fucking door and if my chair is there, I'm stealing it back, so there!new topicI'm almost certain two eggs dropped this menses because I'm bleeding like it's going out of style. If I knew it was donatable, I would so schlep to the red cross ...

hotness prevails, worst video ever
2007-03-29 02:43:00
you have got to see wine cone's impressions. you're going to want to click away, but you can't. this video is so vile it's hilar squared. he's a big queen-ish, hot, and doesn't stop talking for five fucking minutes.
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zealots, republicans and cramps, OH MY!
2007-03-28 07:22:00
I've been catching up on my zealot christian reading of late, a super passion of mine as we all well know and I've noticed that when women talk about themselves, it feels like they're describing a used, yet reliable tractor. for some reason, this is of great concern to me. not because women have to be shiny and blingy like a new john deere. on the contrary.I've never read a zcw (zealot christian woman's) blog expounding about her beauty, comfort with herelf, passion or sensuality. it's more like, well, a used yet reliable tractor. common words used to describe themselves are, submissive, hard working, modest, organized, thorough, systematic, practical and sensible. this is all well and good, but why not fly in a teaspoon of passion or a twist of oomph?! is that un-godly?new topic.I'm menstruating! I got my menses yesterday afternoon riback and romius. wait, did I post about my menses last month? I hope I didn't forget. could I really have been that distracted? or did I skip ...
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bill clinton wants to save tv land
2007-03-27 02:33:00
Baby boomer Clint on goes to bat for TV Land By Paul J. GoughMarch 26, 2007"As you know, my wife is away, so I'm home alone a lot," Clinton said of Sen. Hillary Clinton, who is running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008. "I'm particularly grateful to TV Land for giving me something to do at night."ok, that's a joke, right? the part about being home alone a lot and not having anything else to do but watch tv land. there isn't a heterosexual liberal lolita out there who doesn't want to suck or fuck bill's bat. I'm probably the only fat jew dame in the free fuckin world who hasn't been granted the privilege of being his oral service provider.what am I? chopped livah! I will SO dress up as lucy and he can play hoss and we can fuck on dirt. or, I can suck him while he rides in on his big boy horse.
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jessica simpson and john mayer
2007-03-27 02:14:00
jessica simpson must give other wordly head. like I'm talking the ability to suck a bagel through an asian man's cock. otherwise how does this a union make?
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jessica simpson donates a minivan
2007-03-27 01:53:00
jessica simpson donated a free minivan to an orphanage in mexico."I'm so honored and happy to be able to help," said Simp son , who hugged Mama Lupita and the throng of kids who had waited anxiously to see her and presented her with gifts, including an engraved plaque with a photo of the kids and a beaded necklace they'd made for her.A spokesperson for Chrysler confirmed: "Instead of the Chrysler Crossfire, she decided to get a minivan for the orphanage instead. She went for the Chrysler Town & Country."what does she do for an encore, deliver the used toilet paper from her ass? if you're going to give a shitty a gift, go the distance and give a shitty gift.
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my new friend, sheel
2007-03-26 02:17:00
my new friend sheel, e-stalked me and turned me onto some fabulous blogs and such. she's quite an irreverent bird. we need to hock her to write a fucking blog... she does guest blog on jesus general. she's going to be sending some groovy beaver satire links, too. can't wait!remember my dove post? well, one news now posted their great disdain for dove's ad and how offensive it is. check it out courtesy of sheelicious.sheel, check out politits. ya'll love ha. she's a jew broad who spins many a satirical yarn.ps: she sent me this fab fucking link to modest swimwear for the zealot set.
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david o'russell really loves women
2007-03-26 02:12:00
this is so wrong on every single level, I can't even begin to tell you. so lilly had a moment, please, like it warranted THAT abuse. someone has too much money and too much time. we won't say who.
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I am the father of anna nicole smith's daughter
2007-03-26 01:58:00
Frederick Von Anhalt, Howard Stern and Larry Birkhead have all claimed to be the fathers of one severely rich infant. whatever. I've decided that I want in. so, I'm a chick... with a vagina... a few ovaries and a womb. who says I can't be the father?!so she lubes her face a little. grease face could be all the rage in my clit-to-cock-make-me-rich fantasy. anything is possible! why the fuck hasn't anyone come forward claiming that the fruit of anna's loins is actually jfk's kid?! hello, frozen sperm... marlyn-monroe?!?! you feel me?
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bidding to be bubs bitch
2007-03-23 01:15:00
sprawling ramshackle has posted a fuck off FABULOUS post about, oh my fucking god, christian clowns! are you plotzing??? this post is HILAR SQUARED. here's a snippet, but you must click through for greatness right fucking now. I peed... a little. A few weeks ago I put up a clown training video, and it opened a door for me into a world I knew nothing about: the world of Christian Clowning.andThere are websites devoted to Christian Clowning Resources; there are websites for individual performers like Kingdom Karactors (if clowns aren't your thing, they also make and sell puppets!)I needed this, bubs. thank you a million!
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who doesn't love a big queen
2007-03-21 23:54:00
awww, this poor little fagellah weatherman had his pants scared off by a COCKroach. seems odd that anything with COCK in it could be so terrifying, no?
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go, dove go!
2007-03-20 23:17:00
empowering women or demoralizing them?this ad was banned. R E A DBeauty comes of age, Meet the new Dove girls -- six over-50 women wearing nothing but a smile by ANN MARIE MCQUEENI think it's empowering and sexy as hell. a few of you know what inspired this post...

fab dish on john sims
2007-03-20 15:57:00
sweet meat's incendiary work has got some serious coverage. check it out. very, VERY COOL stuff. any proponent of freedom of speech, civil rights and the pursuit of true equality will absolutely love this man's work.the goddess that is karen finley read an essay she wrote about john sims work. it is so fucking amazing, you will burst at the seams! watch it on the tube of you asap.simalicious also rewrote the gettysburg address. it's a must stream! run. view. now.read an article about js in the ny times. watch cnn's coverage of his latest installation causing all kinds of controversy. a confederate bondage flag? please, kid's got some serious moxie.loop yourself on all things john sims, hit his website, john sims projects.ps: do not forget amy guth's reading at the book cellar in chicago tomorrow night! drag your big jew or non-jew tuchas now!
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in chicago wednesday march 21st?!?!?
2007-03-20 04:28:00
get your copy of three fallen women signed by the talented, inspiring and fabulous author, amy guth. schlep that tuchas to chicago:Marc h 21 st:The Book Cellar 7pm(with Elaine Soloway and Rick Karlin)4736-38 N. Lincoln Ave.Chicago , ILwatch and listen to three amazing authors read from their wonderful novels. oh, and, hello, get your books signed!!!if you haven't read elaine soloway's, the division street princess, read it! this broad is quite a dame. you will love her work!rick karlin is tits to the tenth power. check out his dishy read, show biz kids: growing up in hollywood's golden age.
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