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Eric Hoffer - Assurance
2008-04-15 07:00:00 Â Â No matter what our achievements might be , we think well of ourselves only in rare moments . We need people to bear witness against our inner judge who keeps book on our shortcomings and transgressions . We need people to convince us that we are not as bad as we think we are . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: eric hoffer quote
Archeology
2008-04-15 06:30:00 How do you embarrass an archeologist ? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from . More About: Archeology
Leonard Cohen - My Room
2008-04-15 05:56:00  Come down to my room  I was thinking about you  and I made a pass at myself .                                     Technorati Tags: leonard cohen,senryu poem More About: Room , Cohen , Leonard , Leonard Cohen
Ayn Rand - Zombie
2008-04-14 02:02:00 Â Â … The purpose of man’s life … is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know , for reasons he is not to question . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: ayn rand quote More About: Zombie , Ayn Rand
Two Condoms
2008-04-13 23:21:00 Two condoms walk past a gay bar . Â One of them says to the other : “Hey , whaddya say we go in there & get shit-faced ?” More About: Condoms
Michael P. Garofalo - Above The Fog
2008-04-13 22:58:00 And before the Wise Ones appeared , Forty million years of ducks in the mud . Blowing out a candle ten thousand miles away Cutting up a duck for dinner . (more…) More About: Michael
Fran Lebowitz - Original Thought
2008-04-12 08:41:00 Â Original thought is like original sin : both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: fran lebowitz quote More About: Fran , Thought
Blonde vs. Mosquito
2008-04-11 23:46:00 What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito ? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it . Technorati Tags: blonde joke More About: Blonde , Mosquito
Robert Frost - Fire And Ice
2008-04-11 03:25:00 Some say the world will end in fire , Some say in ice . From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favour fire . But if it had to perish twice , I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice . Technorati Tags: robert frost poem More About: Fire , Robert , Robert Frost , Frost
Clint Eastwood - Pessimism
2008-04-09 07:11:00 Â Â I don’t believe in pessimism . If something doesn’t come up the way you want , forge ahead . If you think it’s going to rain , it will . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: clint eastwood quote More About: Clint Eastwood , Clint
How To Avoid Pregnancy
2008-04-09 03:08:00 Funny jokes, pictures, and videos More About: Pregnancy , Avoid
Ghosts
2008-04-09 03:07:00 What did one ghost say to another ? Do you believe in people ? Technorati Tags: ghost joke, humor More About: Ghosts
Hasan of Basra Poem
2008-04-09 00:17:00 I asked a child , walking with a candle , “From where comes that light ?” Instantly he blew it out . “Tell me where it is gone – then I will tell you where it came from .” Technorati Tags: zen poetry More About: Poem , Basra , Hasan
Politics
2008-04-08 23:35:00   When it comes to politics , I believe there are two kinds of people : donkeys and donkey riders . Now , politicians are smart enough to become members of the second category . As for the rest of us , we’re stuck with the donkey status , and there’s not much we can do because we aren’t “that kind of smarts” . More About: Politics
A Horse
2008-04-07 22:46:00 A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says : “Hey buddy , Why the Long Face” ? Technorati Tags: bar joke, humor
E. M. Cioran - Tyranny
2008-04-07 22:29:00 Â Â Tyranny destroys or strengthens the individual ; freedom enervates him , until he becomes no more than a puppet . Man has more chances of saving himself by hell than by paradise . Technorati Tags: e. m. cioran quote
Mihai Eminescu - Years Have Trailed Past …
2008-04-07 22:04:00 Years have trailed past like clouds over a country , And they’ll never return , for they’re gone forever , And I no longer enjoy such light endeavour As the magic of folk songs or the land of faery (more…) More About: Past , Years
Pretty ?
2008-04-07 00:58:00 Mary : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly . What do you think, Peter ? Peter : I think you’re pretty ugly . More About: Pretty
Layman Makusho Poem
2008-04-07 00:33:00 Loving old priceless things , I’ve scorned those seeking Truth outside themselves : Here , on the tip of the nose . Technorati Tags: layman makusho poetry More About: Poem
D . H . Lawrence - What Is Romance ?
2008-04-06 06:06:00 Â Â And what’s romance ? Usually , a nice little tale where you have everything As You Like It , where rain never wets your jacket and gnats never bite your nose and it’s always daisy-time . Technorati Tags: d. h. lawrence quote More About: Romance , Lawrence
Air Freshner
2008-04-05 04:19:00 Why do women get their belly buttons pierced ? So they can have a place to hang the air freshner . Technorati Tags: ecological joke, humor
Kobayashi Issa -For You Fleas Too ,
2008-04-04 12:47:00 For you fleas too , The night must be long , It must be lonely . Technorati Tags: kobayashi issa,haiku poem More About: Kobayashi
Andy Warhol - Movies
2008-04-03 09:33:00 Â Â It’s the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented . They show you what to do , how to do it , when to do it , how to feel about it , and how to look how you feel about it . Technorati Tags: andy warhol quote More About: Movies , Andy , Warhol , Andy Warhol
Acne vs. Priest
2008-04-01 18:56:00 What’s the difference between an acne and a catholic priest ? Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he turns 12 . Technorati Tags: catholic joke, humor More About: Priest
Czeslaw Milosz - Love
More articles from this author:2008-04-01 18:38:00 Love means to learn to look at yourself The way one looks at distant things For you are only one thing among many . And whoever sees that way heals his heart , Without knowing it , from various ills - A bird and a tree say to him : Friend . Technorati Tags: czeslaw milosz poetry More About: Love 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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