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Lily Tomlin - Rat Race
2008-02-06 14:49:00
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win , you’re still a rat . Technorati Tags: funny quote
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Guts vs. Balls
2008-02-06 14:25:00
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys , being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask : “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere ?”Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer , lipstick on your collar , slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say , “You’re next .” Technorati Tags: balls joke,humor

Chuang Tzu
2008-02-04 08:44:00
The perfect man has no self ; the spiritual man has no achievement ; the sage has no name . Technorati Tags: zen poetry

Henry Miller - Forget Yourself
2008-02-01 08:05:00
   Develop an interest in life as you see it ; the people , things , literature , music - the world is so rich , simply throbbing with rich treasures , beautiful souls and interesting people . Forget yourself . Technorati Tags: henry miller,intellectual quote,philosophy
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Ernest Hemingway - Trust
2008-02-01 07:52:00
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them . Technorati Tags: ernest hemingway,american literature,philosophy
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Fart Chart
2008-01-29 18:17:00
AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private  AQUATIC : Fart s in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times BEWILDERED : Can’t tell his own fart from others BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others CARELESS : Farts in church CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time  CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can’t tell which way to go CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eatingDAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife’s headDISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn’t smell DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of yo...
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F.M. Dostoyewsky - Power
2008-01-28 06:36:00
  Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up . Only one thing matters , one thing ; to be able to dare ! Technorati Tags: f.m. dostoyewsky,smart quote,philosophy