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Henrik Ibsen - The Majority
2008-05-07 05:22:00   The majority is never right . Never , I tell you ! That’s one of these lies in society that no free and intelligent man can help rebelling against . Who are the people that make up the biggest proportion of the population  – the intelligent ones or the fools ? I think we can agree it’s the fools , no matter where you go in this world , it’s the fools that form the overwhelming majority . TechnoratiTags: henrik ibsen quote
Henry Miller - Genuine
2008-05-03 23:51:00 Â Â Â Â Â Every genuine boy is a rebel and an anarch . If he were allowed to develop according to his own instincts , his own inclinations , society would undergo such a radical transformation as to make the adult revolutionary cower and cringe . TechnoratiTags: henry miller,american literature More About: Henry , Genuine , Miller
Harold Pinter - Restaurant
2008-05-03 03:56:00 No , you’re wrong . Everyone is as beautiful as they can possibly be Particularly at lunch in a laughing restaurant Everyone is as beautiful as they can possibly be And they are moved by their own beauty And they shed tears for it in the back of the taxi home . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: harold pinter poem More About: Restaurant , Harold
Seashell
2008-04-30 04:25:00 Â Â A blonde gets a tatto of a seashell on her inner thigh … she says if you put your ear next to it , you can smell the ocean . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: blonde joke
G. C. Lichtenberg - Sometimes
2008-04-29 05:18:00   Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede — not because they have a hundred feet , but because most people can’t count above fourteen . Technorati Tags: g. c. lichtenberg quote
Derek Walcott - Love After Love
2008-04-28 05:54:00 The time will come when , with elation you will greet yourself arriving at your own door , in your own mirror and each will smile at the other’s welcome , and say , sit here . Eat . You will love again the stranger who was your self . Give wine . Give bread . Give back your heart to itself , to the stranger who has loved you (more…) More About: Love , Derek
Jerry Seinfeld - Tuxedo
2008-04-26 06:53:00 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. Â Â Â Â Â The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: jerry seinfeld,funny quote More About: Jerry , Jerry Seinfeld , Seinfeld
Franz Kafka - Heaven
2008-04-25 07:58:00 Â Heaven is dumb , echoing only the dumb ! Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: franz kafka quote More About: Franz , Franz Kafka
Issa - Haiku Poem
2008-04-25 06:07:00 The vanity of man , they would like to retain this passing winter moon . More About: Haiku , Poem
Prayers
2008-04-23 22:59:00 As a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: holy joke More About: Prayers
George Eliot - The Comfort
2008-04-23 02:19:00   Oh , the comfort , the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person ; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words , but to pour them all out , just as they are , chaff and grain together , knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them , keep what is worth keeping , and then , with a breath of kindness , blow the rest away .                                                              Technorati Tags: george eliot quote More About: George , Eliot , Comfort
Hermann Hesse - On A Journey
2008-04-23 01:44:00 Don’t be downcast , soon the night will come , When we can see the cool moon laughing in secret Over the faint countryside , And we rest , hand in hand . Don’t be downcast , the time will soon come When we can have rest . Our small crosses will stand On the bright edge of the road together , And rain fall , and snow fall , And the winds come and go . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: hermann hesse poem More About: Journey , Hesse
Woody Allen - Cross-roads
2008-04-22 03:10:00   More than any other time in history , mankind faces a cross-roads . One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness . The other , to total extinction . Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly .                                                              Technorati Tags: woody allen quote More About: Cross , Woody , Woody Allen , Allen , Roads
Ezra Pound - Books
2008-04-20 23:53:00   Men do not understand books until they have a certain amount of life , or at any rate no man understands a deep book , until he has seen and lived at least parts of its content .                                                           Technorati Tags: ezra pound quote More About: Books , Pound
Basho - Haiku Poem
2008-04-20 22:31:00 Your song caresses the depth of loneliness O high mountain bird . More About: Haiku , Poem , Basho
George Carlin - Proved Theories
2008-04-19 22:38:00 Â I put a dollar in a change machine . Nothing changed . Â Â One thing leads to another ? Not always . Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing . Ask an addict . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: george carlin quotes More About: George , George Carlin , Theories
Alexandre Dumas - If God
2008-04-18 23:20:00 Â Â If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men , He would kill Himself . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: alexandre dumas quote
Anton Pann - Proverb Lyrics
2008-04-18 23:05:00 Let’s talk for nothing It’s not like we have something else to do , Because The mouth requires no rent It can talk come what may . Many times however , The word between exchanges , Makes people reach for their stokers And that is where a proverb fits : Instead of uttering a word It is better to have coughed . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: anton pann poem More About: Lyrics
Borat Introducing Pussy Cat Dolls At The MTV EMAs
2008-04-18 04:19:00 Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes Pussy Cat Dolls . Awesome Graphics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com More About: Borat
Mark Twain - History
2008-04-18 03:41:00 Â The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: mark twain quote More About: History , Mark Twain , Mark
Sri Chimnoy - Short Peace Poem
2008-04-17 17:28:00 The heart definitely wants To make a peace - deal , But the mind Vehemently refuses . More About: Peace , Poem , Short
Ernest Hemingway -A Serious Writer
2008-04-17 07:29:00 Â Â A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer . A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay , but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: ernest hemingway quote More About: Hemingway , Writer , Ernest Hemingway , Ernest
Issa - Haiku Poem
2008-04-17 07:19:00 Thus spring begins : old stupidities repeated , new errs invented . More About: Haiku , Poem
Steven Wright - Fine Lines
2008-04-16 08:55:00 Â There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot . Â Â My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted . Technorati Tags: steven wright quotes More About: Lines , Fine , Steven , Wright
Cid Corman - Haiku Poem
More articles from this author:2008-04-16 01:35:00 What’s heaped too high spills Emptiness just fills. More About: Haiku , Poem 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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