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Why Braindrain?
2008-02-01 12:49:00 In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he wasoffered not more than 1 kg meat a day.One day the lion thought it's prayers were answered when a US ZooManager visited the zoo and requested the zoomanagement to shift the lion to a US zoo.The lion was pleased and started thinking of a central A/Cenvironment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card .On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag,sealed very nicely, for breakfast. It opened the bag quickly but wasshocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.Controlling its anger, the lion thought that may be they cared toomuch for him as they were worried about his stomach ashe had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thinghappened.On the third day again thesame food bag of bananas was delivered. Now the lion was furious. It stopped the delivery boy and blastedhim, "Don't you know, I am the lion...King of the Jungle....What'swrong with your management? What nonsense is this ? Why are ... More About: Stories
Tax structure in India - Funny but true!
2008-02-01 12:44:00 TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! Qus. : How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! ... More About: India , Funny , True , Structure
Proud to Be an indian
2008-02-01 06:16:00 NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN US AMERICA .. An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officersall enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have... More About: Jokes , Knowledge , Proud
Secret Stupidity
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4 liquids for life
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Spartan job interview
2008-02-01 04:57:00 If you have seen the the movie '300' then you can understand this cartoon easily.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email More About: Cartoons , Interview , Spartan
Human Evolution
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iPhone-fever
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INDIAN DESKTOP
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A Cartoonist's Problem
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