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Confident vs. confidential
2008-03-28 14:33:00
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident andconfidential? "Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also my son, that's confidential! "If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Meaning of a WIFE
2008-03-28 14:31:00
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime'!"Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Brother wanted
2008-03-28 14:30:00
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus ,"send me a brother"....Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Losing all your friends
2008-03-28 14:29:00
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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What is the Fun about Indian premier league (IPL)
2008-03-24 12:52:00
Actually Indian cricket board started this IPL against Indian cricket League (ICL) which was started by subash Chandra of Zee Network to stop the monopoly of BCCI which is a private board for cricket, but I don?t know how much ICL earned but ICL made around 8 thousand crore rupees which is around two hundred crore dollars some players who doesn?t even played a match in international cricket has earned lakhs of rupees just to play seven to ten matches The most funniest thing is Symonds, Australian cricket hero earned the maximum amount of whooping 8 crore rupees who was said to be racially abused by Indian audience at various grounds in India when Australia toured in India, Australia is no more number one which was occupied by South Africa and followed by India, Now all the Australian players are interested to play in IPL and to earn money not to play series with Pakistan If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PE...
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She, He...And a love story
2008-03-21 05:23:00
Friend: Happy birthday!She : Haan...tha......nk yo....u...was just getting up from the bed.Friend : Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!She : Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.Friend : Who???She : Come on, who else, Nitin.Friend : Oh, ok. So, what's the plan for today?She : Nitin told me that he has a surprise gift for me for my Birthday. Andalso we are going to Flower Show today. I am excited! I have never seen theflower show that happens in Lal Baug. Actually that itself is the mostwonderful gift for me.-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ------Friend : "Did you go to Palace grounds all the way from Basavanagudi, tosee Bryan Adam's show!!! Who accompanied you?"She : NitinFriend : By the way, who referred your CV in SoCrates? I mean you don'tknow anyone there, right?She : No, he forwarded my CV to one of his friends there.Friend : I heard that the HR round interview went on till 8pm in the night.I think you faced di...
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A bus conductor
2008-03-21 05:19:00
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to boardthe bus,but he didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and diedon the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capitalpunishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. Theconductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given tohim. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set himfree, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged womantried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately,this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus anddied on the spot.Again a...
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A bus conductor
2008-03-21 05:16:00
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What happens if 1 Rupee = 45 Dollars
2008-03-21 05:13:00
Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years.What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... ....Scene 1: Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/wSome software engineers are Watching some photographs. s/w engg 1 : What's that? s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .. s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbais/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also. s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars) s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here. s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job. [Everybody excited.]SCENE 2: Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , USs/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party? s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand. s/w...
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porno poem
2008-03-21 04:43:00
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife'sside of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and shewas downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he mightspoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room andasked him: 'Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:The Tent Pole Is Up,The Canvas Is Spread,The Hell With Breakfast,Come Back To Bed.Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son: 'Bring this toyour silly Daddy.' The note read:Take The Tent Pole Down,Put The Canvas Away,The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,No Circus Today.John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son totake it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:The Tent Pole's Still Up,And The Canvas Still Spread,So Drop What You're Doing,And Come Give Me Some Head.Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this tothe poor man upstairs'. The note read:...
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Wanna become a smart Design Engineer
2008-03-19 06:02:00
Once a smart Design engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towardsOoty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sittingalong with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions startedbetween our engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started movingin to a tunnel and it was very dark.Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping..Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissedmy grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediatelyslapped that guy."PM thought that,"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But itis unfair that she slapped me by mistake"That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feelsorry that my grand ma has slapped him".Finally, do u know what our clever Design engineer thought?" This one minute in my life is wonderful, It hardly comes...because, at atime ...
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Old Weird looking Book seller on a Full moon night
2008-03-19 05:51:00
If you know some one staying in Pune let them know this. If you are In pune, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this true story... and let everybody you know in and around Pune especially University Road ......... My friend lives in Deccan ... One day he went to University Road to Visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Lonavla. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Adlabs for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last PMT to University Road ..... he reached University Road around midnight...... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old weird-looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that..... It got the shivers ! on him when he noticed that his old guy was unusually pale an...
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Who is the guy who was hindering my progress?
2008-03-19 05:40:00
One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door on which it was written:"Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym".In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know, who was that man who hindered their growth of his colleagues and the company itself.The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room.The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.Everyone thought: "Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!"One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it, they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.Ther...
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A Human resourse manager in Heaven
2008-03-14 13:03:00
One day while walking down the street a highly successfulHuman Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soularrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peterhimself."Welcome to Heaven ," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, itseems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had aHuman Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what todo with you.""No problem, just let me in," said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is letyou have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choosewhichever one you want to spend an eternity in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", saidthe woman"Sorry, we have rules..."And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it wentdown-down-down to hell.The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting greenof a beautiful golf course. In the dista...
How to recognise a male snake ?
2008-03-14 13:00:00
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An essay on indian cow
2008-03-14 12:58:00
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is a true essay written by a candidate at UPSC ( IAS ) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow.INDIAN COW He is the cow.The cow is a successful animal.Also he is 4 footed, and because he is female, he gives milks. He is same like God , sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various ghee,butter, cream, curd,why and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes, in hand and drying sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated...
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Little Johnny's Story....
2008-03-14 12:55:00
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subservientprogrammer
2008-03-14 12:47:00
Hats off to the guys who developed this.Check out the following linkIt works only in Internet Explorerits really interesting.Connect to this link. u will c a person sitting in front of the computer.Type the words like "LAUGH" an d then press dispatch?..the person will dothat action .Like laugh u can alsoj try walk,run,sleep,eat,etc...............But it should be asingle word ,http://www.subservientprogrammer.com/mai n.aspxIf you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
All the time great Love story-3
2008-03-11 11:04:00
The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps. She paid the driver and, using her hands to feel the location of the seats, walked down the aisle and found the seat he'd told her was empty. Then she's settled in, placed her briefcase on her lap and rested her cane against her leg. It had been a year since Susan became blind. Due to a medical misdiagnosis she had been rendered sightless, and she was suddenly thrown into a world of darkness, anger, frustration and self-pity. 'How could this have happened to me?' she would plead, her heart knotted with anger. But no matter how much she cried or ranted or prayed, she knew the painful truth, her sight was never going to return. A cloud of depression hung over Susan's once optimistic spirit. All she had to cling to was her husband Mark. Mark was an Air Force officer and he loved Susan with all his heart. When she first lost her sight, he watched ...
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Lessons in Logic
2008-03-11 10:59:00
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......I was born intelligent -education ruined me............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ......Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?............ ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ......Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa............
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Munnabai Software programmer
2008-03-11 10:55:00
This is the dailouges of Munnabai Software Programmer who acted earlier as Munnabai MBBS and Lage Raho Munnabai appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai... copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!! fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko? are kaiko ? arre kaiko re? fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila..... ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!! saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya .... computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!! din bhar appun computer ke aagge... koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi... Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!! ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!! (fir ...? fir kya huwa..?) fir ek din appun ne coding poor...
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The link between man & god is FAITH
2008-03-11 10:49:00
Don't miss even a single word...Every second is worth reading this PostAn atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God , The Almighty.He asks one of his new students to stand and.....Prof:So you believe in God?Student:Absolutely, sir.Prof :Is God good?Student:Sure.Prof:Is God all-powerful?Student :Yes.Prof:My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?(Student is silent..)Prof:You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?Student:Yes.Prof:Is Satan good?Student :No.Prof:Where does Satan come from?Student:From...God.. .Prof:That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?Student:Yes.Prof:Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?Student:Yes.Prof:So who created evil?(Student does not answer.)Prof:Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible ...
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Guys will remain to be Guys!!!
2008-03-11 05:22:00
Lounde aakhir Lounde hee rahenge!!!Who ever it is!!!Guys will remain to be Guys!!!Enjoy this scene.. Our players caught completely..If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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A Car Without Driver
2008-03-11 05:21:00
it really happened.... This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and decides not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the monsoon rains are so strong he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the car's door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!! Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming (remember, this is in the hill...
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UnAnswered Questions for Microsoft
2008-03-11 05:20:00
MAGIC #1An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on thecomputer which can be named as "CON". I think for "nul" folder also it will work(try it also)This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----------------------------------MAGIC #2For those of you using Windows, do the following:1.) Open an empty notepad file2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)3.) Save it as whatever you want.4.) Close it, and re-open it.is it just a really weird bug? Confused?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------------------------------MAGIC #3microsoft crazy factsThis is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. AtMicrosoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why thishappened!It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself......
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All the time great Love story-2
2008-03-10 08:51:00
Nurse: "It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, presented to have sutures(stitches) removed from his thumb.He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I (nurse) took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. Asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning somewhere else, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.As w...
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What is Effective Communication?
2008-03-10 08:47:00
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest,may I smoke while I pray?"But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the goodPriest told him.Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may Ipray while I smoke?"To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.For Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation? JSubscribe to FUN PEN by EmailSubscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Eight Lies of a Mother
2008-03-10 04:58:00
This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry." This was Mother's First Lie. As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish." This was Mother's second lie Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh match...
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Rearrange the Letters
2008-03-10 04:55:00
This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: ...
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All the time great Love story-1
2008-03-10 04:46:00
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.They loved each other a lot.....Girl:"slow down a little.. I'm scared.."Boy: "No, it's so fun.."Girl: "please..it's so scary.."Boy: "Then say that you love me.."Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"Boy: "Give me a big hug.."The girl gave him a big hug.Girl: "Now can you slow down?"Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and it's bothering me while i ride."The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself...Once in a while, Right in the middle of an ord...
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