Ok, Where Was I?Ok, Where Was I?I'm a scribbling woman lost in the cornfields of the Midwest. My goal is to enjoy this one big, crazy trip. These are the postcards from my life, a life full of corncobs and deer poop. Articles
Yeah, It's Still Fun: Day 3
2008-03-18 00:00:00 I think I?m getting Alzheimer?s. And let me say right up front before someone gets their panties twisted that I know Alzheimer?s, which will now be referred to as the mad cow in honor of my boyfriend Jimmy?s hit show... More About: Yeah
Random My A**
2008-03-18 00:00:00 Yep, this post is about butts. It took me a while, and this was a slow realization, but I?m making future farters. I know that everyone farts (except for girls, of course; I sure don?t), but I mean I?m making... More About: Random
All Good Things Must Come to an End
2008-03-18 00:00:00 As I dried my youngest off after his bath tonight, I kissed his wet head and told him I loved him. Then I said that I also loved his brother, who was still beside us in the tub. I looked... More About: Things , Good
I've Got a Plan
2008-03-18 00:00:00 I?m going to write a fake memoir?a femoir. Think Margaret Seltzer, Misha Defonseca, and James Frey. What have I been doing toiling away (sort of) on this whole dissertation for a PhD thing? For one thing, I get several emails... More About: Plan
Almost Party Like It's 1999
2008-03-18 00:00:00 Ok, so last we left our intrepid but issue-riddled heroine, she was driving her blue ?93 Honda Hatchback at record breaking speeds to see her super-mega crush whom she wanted to jump on top of, Temístocles, even though she was... More About: Party
Hillbilly Dogs and Wool Suits
2008-03-09 00:00:00 This post is a little bit random?as opposed to my usual totally put together and proofed and well-thought out posts?b/c there are a gatrillion things I am supposed to be doing. Or should have already done. And I apologize b/c... More About: Dogs , Suits , Hillbilly
Dimebag Designs: Basement Edition
2008-03-09 00:00:00 I?m relatively new to this whole blogging thing, and so I?m still getting my bearings. One of the things that creeps up every once in a while is that old high school insecurity about who you sit with at lunch,... More About: Edition , Designs
Party Like It's 1999
2008-03-09 00:00:00 or at least like it?s the worst flu season since 1812. I don?t watch the news much, but even I?ve been hearing the buzz about this year?s flu season. It is one of those years where the flu guessing experts... More About: Party
The Open Road
2008-03-09 00:00:00 I assume that anyone who stops by here already knows how funny Bossy is and that she?s taking her show on the road soon. Her countdown has gotten me a little jealous, though, b/c I love road trips. If I... More About: Open , Road
Random Monday
2008-03-09 00:00:00 I'm not with it enough to have a good post on Monday . What am I talking about? I'm not with it enough for that on any day. How about a coherent post...I'm not with it enough on Mondays for a... More About: Random
Call Me Julia
2008-03-09 00:00:00 Ok, so I?m way shocked that I didn?t get a whole bunch of comments to yesterday?s post saying, ?Me too! Me too! That is exactly the list that I would pick!? Whatever. I got tagged with a meme having to... More About: Julia , Call
The OTHER List
2008-03-09 00:00:00 I know it's Thursday (well, I don't know it is, but I think it is) and so that means--at least for me and Scarlett at I'm No Belle--that we'll spend the night getting used and abused by our crack head... More About: List
Hairy Armpits & Feeling Like a Sap
2008-03-09 00:00:00 The truth is, I read some posts last night about getting over the death of a child. Why? Just for kicks, I guess (I say as a jab to myself; I don't know why I kept reading b/c it's so... More About: Hairy , Feeling
More than you needed to know
2008-03-09 00:00:00 Tami over at One Scrappy Chicklet tagged me with the seven weird, quirky things meme, so here it is. Seven things you never needed to know about me but nevertheless should help you sleep better at night. 1. If the...
Oscar Recap
2008-03-09 00:00:00 What better way to catch up on the big Oscar wins than from someone who was there, right? That?s right, I took to the red carpet last night with my boyfriend James Jimmy Spader. We totally made out all the... More About: Recap
The History of Boring
2008-02-20 00:00:00 Apparently The History Channel is not content to bore the crap out of mankind with riveting monotone narrations about the Titanic, the Civil War, and the paper clip. Someone over there thought they?d add their special ?please, god, no, don?t... More About: Boring
Live Blogging Interrupted
2008-02-20 00:00:00 My live blogging day 2 was interrupted yesterday afternoon by the coverage of the latest tragedy (I'm going to try to avoid using any of the key words so that no one looking for information on it comes across this... More About: Blogging , Live
Tales from the Couch: Day 2
2008-02-20 00:00:00 Yes, Tami, it's Thursday and I'm still here. Day 2 has begun much the same way. Coughing still there, which suggests cold or lung cancer, but dizziness suggests (to me anyway) not a lack of food or drink in my... More About: Tales , Couch
Live Death
2008-02-20 00:00:00 Ok, I exaggerate. I don't really feel like I'm dying. Duchess Jane had a hilarious live blog day last week, and I've been thinking I wanted to copy. Then today, the perfect live blog day just happened. What better time... More About: Live , Death
WTF: Grammy Edition
2008-02-20 00:00:00 Ok, so now that I?m way famous in the blogosphere, people out there email me all kinds of questions asking for advice, information, and overall improved quality of life. This is a recent question brought on by the Grammy Awards.... More About: Edition
Dear Dr Drew,
2008-02-20 00:00:00 I?m afraid, even though I know the list is long, I have the next top contender for Celebrity Rehab II. Yes, I know Britney has children and her life just keeps on spiraling downward?despite how much money she has and... More About: Drew
Some random and not very well mixed nuts
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Lists are very organized, aren't they? That's me. I'm super organized. In fact, I should have a blog solely related to organizing tips. And I'm just organized enough to do that--maintain two blogs and all that. Don't let the photos... More About: Random , Nuts , Mixed
Oh no, I'm not that kind of girl
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Ok, so Hallie over at Wonderful World of Wieners posted her list yesterday?you know those lists that skanky hoes (I actually had to look that up?it didn?t look right) have of people they?d screw even though they?re married? Well I... More About: Girl
Where's My Little Violin?
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Don't you love when you're whining hits you in the face like a...like a....Oh, like a bad metaphor, stinking and not making sense, and leaving stinking, nonsensical residue all over your face? This is (some of) what I complained about... More About: Violin
When I Squeeze You, You Make Noise
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Bath time at our house is both a fun bonding time and the last hurdle in a very long and cruel race. On the one hand, it?s already been a long day. Everyday. Just some more than others. So the... More About: Make , Noise , Squeeze
I See London, I See France
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Over the weekend, I got a couple of searchies (that?s my new term for search engine visitors) looking for photos of girls in school uniforms. Mostly my take on such things is this: Whatever floats your boat, or your peter.... More About: France , London
I may never eat berries again
2008-02-09 00:00:00 When I started this blog, I never imagined it being any source of income or even of one single dollar. I fantasized about it, sure; but I fantasize about everything I do on a day-to-day basis being a source of... More About: Berries
I'm a raging success!
2008-02-09 00:00:00 Yes, Ladies and Gents, I got me an award. And it's goin' up on the sidebar as soon as I scrape together the twenty minutes it's going to take for me to remember how to do that. Thanks so much... More About: Success
From my home to yours: Lasagna Edition
2008-02-09 00:00:00 If you type "lasagna recipes" into google, you get "about 141,000" hits. I thought I'd throw mine out there for a good ol' 141,001. I've noticed that other bloggers out there blog about their recipes, so I wanted to copy.... More About: Home , Edition , Lasagna
I'm on the Playground, Pt. 2
More articles from this author:2008-02-09 00:00:00 Ok, so these are twelve random things about me that I have not (I don?t think) mentioned so far. Once I got started there were just so many fascinating things about me that I had a difficult time narrowing the... More About: Playground 1, 2, 3 |
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