Andrew's RANTINGSAndrew's RANTINGSThis is a blog about all of the things that I dislike, loathe and just plain hate!! A few good things once and a while, but mostly spewing angst!! My twisted take on everything!! These opinions are my own, if you don't like em'..... Articles
Another Idiot?.with Strippers!
2007-08-28 02:49:00 Damon Armagost was charged with printing and using counterfeit money. The moron was found with $1400 in phony bills. He was ratted out by STRIPPERS at a club. This idiot paid all night with phoney cash, the strippers realized it, and the Feds came a knocking on his door. The moral of this story….. DON’T FUCK ... More About: Idiot , Strippers , Stripper , Ripper
This girl is dumb
2007-08-28 02:25:00 I’m sorry, but this ditzoid beauty queen was given an easy question to answer…. and blew it! Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, needs to get a clue….fast!! Watch her response! More About: Girl , Dumb
Finally, some good news (may-bee)
2007-08-26 01:42:00 Scientists have discovered that the antioxidant protein vitellogenin reverses aging in bees. The bees that were affected lived up to ten times longer than normal. By understanding and studying how this works, it may help humanity down the road. And I though honey and Botox were all bees were good for! I was wrong! More About: News , Good News , Finally , Good , Fina
More U.S. Justice stupidity
2007-08-26 01:37:00 Cops in GREENSBORO, N.C., arrested a 71 year old woman on pot possession charges. She had 5 marijuana plants growing in her yard. Betty Holt Walker, the woman arrested, faces felony production charges. Officers also found seeds, stems and a homemade bong. WHY don’t they arrest real criminals, not OLD LADY’S with a few weed ... More About: Justice , Stupidity
A great palce for a laugh
2007-08-22 05:37:00 For the best in all that is fake news, visit: The Onion - America’s Finest News Source? Great entertainment! Interesting, sometimes seemingly real stories. Superb Editing. This is one of my favorite theOnion stories! More About: Laugh
More Bill O?Reilly stupidity
2007-08-22 05:09:00 Fox’s loudmouth Bill O ?Reilly is again backpedaling, although silently. On June 20, he said, “I?m gonna tell you that the big picture is, the Iraqis have two more months. They?ve got two more months. And if they don?t step up and help more than they?re helping ? and by help, I mean, they have ... More About: Stupidity
Smoke Devils
2007-08-22 04:59:00 O.K. People believe some weird shit… but check out this picture from the World Trade Center trade….. A different Devil…. bizarre. More About: Smoke , Devils
This was a BAD toy Idea
2007-08-21 04:52:00 WHAT the HELL were they thinking!! It’s called the Swing Wing, it should be called WHIPLASH!!!!!!!! More About: Idea
All in the family
2007-08-21 04:47:00 This represent all that was wrong with the 80’s. I feel bad for this kid….. here is a picture she was forced into floating around on the internet looking like an ass!! Thanks MOM and DAD!!! More About: Family , The Family
An honest but shitty sign
2007-08-20 04:54:00 With a sign like this, you can’t say that you weren’t warned!! Getting hit with RHINO SHIT would suck!! More About: Sign , Honest
U.S. Govt? doesn?t care!
2007-08-20 04:46:00 The geniuses at The White House recently gave Israel 30 Billion dollars in money and aid, probably (likely) military. The Israeli’s are allies of the American Gov’t. They are only giving victims of flooding in North Korea $100,000 worth of aid. Blanket’s, shelter materials, water and other items will be purchased thru aid organization’s in the ... More About: Care , Govt
Geek humor
2007-08-20 04:20:00 This is a giggle for all Mac and Apple enthusiast’s! More About: Humor , Geek
More dumb U.S. Govt. action
2007-08-18 04:26:00 Back on July 4, 2004, Nicole and Jeffery Rank of Corpus Christi, Texas were attending a rally in Washington D.C. where they were to protest the current Government. They were arrested for no reason. A judge agreed. Now the Government must compensate the Rank’s with $80,000!!! The arrest was illegal because it was a legitimate rally. ... More About: Action , Dumb , Govt
Bad Cops
2007-08-18 04:02:00 A few video clips of Cops breaking the laws that they are supposed to enforce!
Russia?s New National Holiday!!
2007-08-17 05:42:00 We need a holiday like this one!! Now, every Sept. 12, will now be known as the “Day of Conception”! Everyone gets the day off to GET IT ON!!! This is a GREAT idea…. we should have though of this first!! Russia ’s birthrate has drastically reduced, and is still in a decline. The Russian Government now gives big ... More About: National , Holiday
Typical Government Waste!!
2007-08-17 05:31:00 A company in South Carolina supplied 3 screws to the American Forces in Iraq. The screws, worth $3.93 total….charged the U.S. Government $455,009 to do it!!!!!! They also sent 2 washers (not the clothes kind.. thing small metal disc), worth $0.38 total….charged the U.S. Government $998,798 to send them to a base in Texas!!!!! And there’s ... More About: Waste , Pica
$539,000 Garbage Find!
2007-08-17 05:19:00 An old lady with a thing for old plates was digging in a dumpster when she came across a Gold Plated Crucifix! Worth approximately $539,000!!! It was tossed by the family of someone who had died, and they said to keep it after she was done rummaging. At least the old girl was polite enough to ... More About: Find , Garbage
a fresh look for Ubuntu
2007-08-16 08:05:00 Go Ubuntu … what can I say? Try it here! Cleavage for Human Beings Those Penguin’s have bellybuttons! this pic originally from http://florchakh.com UBUNTU ROCKS More About: Fresh
Pay ATTENTION People!!
2007-08-16 07:44:00 “Ars Technica quotes a recent study by Microsoft that found that 58% of American consumers didn’t even know “online threats” existed.” Read the whole article here:The Consumerist This is BEYOND sad. More About: People , Attention , Tent
A cold blooded CHICKEN Murder!!
2007-08-13 18:23:00 A 17-year-old male in Germany went on a Drunken rampage and killed 300 chickens when he drove thru the chicken coop in his truck!!! It wasn’t intentional, but DAMN this is funny. Some chickens died from heart attacks and from slamming into the walls of the coop trying to escape. Others died from the impact of ... More About: Murder , Cold , Chicken
Help fight STUPID Injustice
2007-08-13 18:08:00 On August 30, 2007, Kenneth Foster is set to be executed in Texas for a crime that he did not commit. Mr. Foster was a passenger in a vehicle when one of the occupants got our of the car, got into an altercation with someone and shot them. ... More About: Fight , Stupid , Injustice
are YOU related to Genghis Khan?
2007-08-13 07:11:00 Mongolian Warlord Genghis Khan is related to one in every 200 men!!!! Approximately 8% of Central Asia’s men alone!! The study approximates this by a particular Y chromosome that is unique to Mr. Kahn. By crunching the numbers, they estimated that Genghis had some 20,000 children. Not a stretch knowing his penchant for bedding (ie:rape) ... More About: Related
Dead man gets $218 trillion phone bill!
2007-08-13 05:36:00 This is proof that even when you are DEAD…. life is gonna fuck ya’!!! Telekom Malaysia sent a deceased man’s son the bill, totaling around $218 Trill ion dollars. The son, named Yahaya Wahab, was astonished, seeing as how the final bill was paid off and the account disconnected when his father had died. It is possibly ... More About: Phone , Dead Man , Dead , Bill
Check er? Out, More silliness!!
2007-08-13 04:04:00 Come check out more of my shitty opinion’s at: onmylist click the link! My user name is RAANT (original eh?!!) It is a website dedicated to list’s of all kinds. There is A LOT of entertaining things on this site. Membership is free, and if you need a list private, it’s an option. You can also upload ... More About: Check , Silliness
Merv Griffin. RIP
2007-08-13 03:54:00 Entertainment mogul Merv Griffin has died at the age of 82. Mr. Griffin was responsible for the hit game show’s “Jeopardy” and “Wheel Of Fortune”. He was also host of “The Merv Griffin Show” for over twenty years. He was a radio singer in the early years, and also was a real estate and ... More About: Riff
O?Reilly still sucks!
2007-08-12 20:12:00 Fox News loudmouth Bill O’Reilly featured two pedophiles, Paul and Myrtis Gauthreaux, on his show. They were wanted by the FBI for diddling a kid. They were both found dead, a murder-suicide after the show aired!! FINALLY, something useful happened because of Bill O’Reilly. Too bad he is still an arrogant, pompous jackass that runs his mouth ... More About: Sucks
Here?s Hoping!
More articles from this author:2007-08-12 20:05:00 Talentless hack 50 Cent has announced that if Kanye West’s new CD, both due out the same day, outsells his…. he will quit making solo albums. It’s a start anyways. ?If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I?ll no longer write music. I?ll write music and work with my other artists, but ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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