Andrew's RANTINGSAndrew's RANTINGSThis is a blog about all of the things that I dislike, loathe and just plain hate!! A few good things once and a while, but mostly spewing angst!! My twisted take on everything!! These opinions are my own, if you don't like em'..... Articles
Rodney King beats up cop
2009-09-14 04:30:00 Rodney King , the trucker best known for getting his ass whooped by the LAPD during racial riots, has beaten a cop in a “celebrity fight”. I hope Mr. King likes his revenge served cold, cause that shit was a long time ago!! NBC reports Rodney’s comments: “I know some people will see the irony here. … But ... More About: Beats
Woman has sex with own son
2009-09-12 07:25:00 MLIVE.com reports that 35-year-old Aimee Louise Sword who had given up her son to adoption, later found him and had sex with him. WTF??? There are some freaking nutjobs out there!!! More About: Woman
Another candidate for a Darwin Award
2009-09-11 03:32:00 The Daily News reports that a Californian man who was clinically insane and escaped from a moving ambulance was then hit by a drunk driver and killed. Some people apparently have the cards stacked against them in life. It’s one thing to be a certifiable nutcase for whatever reason is shitty enough, let alone being insane enough ... More About: Darwin , Award
Cat?s freak out face plant
2009-09-08 23:06:00 This video speaks for itself. Thank god for cat’s and their spaz behavior. More About: Face , Freak , Plant
Awesome face plants
2009-09-08 23:04:00 Nothing can be as funny or painful as a great face plant. Of course, if you are the one scraping your ugly mug across the concrete, you may not find it as funny. An epic face plant is one of those ouch moments that make you cringe and roar with laughter in the ... More About: Plants , Awesome , Face
Chickipedia, what more do you need?
2009-09-07 04:02:00 This is a database for men, and maybe some lesbians, to find the ladies you are looking for. Chickipedia is a great tool to find out more and more about your favorite starlet’s, models and porno queens. Chickipedia features articles, bio’s, latest news and pictures. This is a great service to all of mankind!!
Leonard Nimoy, singer to the masses!
2009-09-07 03:39:00 Now, I realize that this is an old video, but it still kicks ass! Leonard Nemoy is singing his “hit song” the Ballad Of Billbo Baggins. Frankly, it’s not that great. Hell, it’s not that good! It is however a great actor doing a shitty song. Check it out and ... More About: Singer , Leonard Nimoy
It?s back to school time!
2009-09-04 04:08:00 Since kids are off to school. More About: Time , School , Back , Back to School
RIP Bo Diddley
2008-06-02 23:31:00 “Rock ‘n’ roll pioneer Bo Diddley, best known for hits like Who Do You Love and I’m a Man, has died at his home in north Florida, a spokeswoman for the musician said Monday.” Read the whole story at CBC News Bo Diddley was one of the forefathers of Rock and roll, and a great ...
Livin? In Rehab
2008-05-28 18:45:00 A great friend of mine David from Second Life made a little video I wanted to share with y’all. Enjoy, this is short but a giggle!! More About: Rehab
Rush Limbaugh is a twat
2008-05-28 18:34:00 Listening to the radio the other day, I heard some of the Rush Limbaugh program. It’s good every once in a while to listen to someone as jaded and biased as this moronic Republican. Everyone is entitled the their opinions. Mr. Limbaugh however is an arrogant, self centered pig. After repeatedly calling homeless people “bums”, ... More About: Rush Limbaugh
Naked dude steals truck
2008-05-28 18:11:00 “A man was arrested after a dramatic police pursuit of a 10-tonne truck on the Lougheed Highway near the Haney bypass during the morning rush hour Monday in the Metro Vancouver suburb of Maple Ridge.” Read the whole story at CBC News What a maroon!! Talk about your master criminal!! This douchebag is ... More About: Truck , Dude , Steals
Leafs out, Spring officially here!
2008-03-28 19:06:00 Despite what the calender says, Spring is now officially here!! How do I know? The Toronto Maple Leafs are out of the playoffs. Like the old adage says, once the Leafs are out, spring is here. Sad really, they looked as though they were actually going to make it to the playoffs this year. But I digress, I don’t watch hockey…. I just watch for the unofficial start of spring ever year, when the Maple Leafs get knocked out. For a more official story on the Leafs blowing their playoff chances, read the article at CBC News.
Tainted Buffalo Milk
2008-03-22 07:58:00 “Italian cheesemakers are trying to regain the confidence of local consumers after authorities found high levels of dioxin in samples of buffalo milk.” Read more of this story at CBC News. What the hell!! MMMMMM!!! Buffalo milk just sounds so freaking delicious that I really feel like taking a big drink then throw ... More About: Milk
RIP Jeff Healey
2008-03-06 01:10:00 “Rock and jazz musician Jeff Healey died Sunday in a Toronto hospital after a battle with cancer, his publicist said. He was 41.” Read the whole story here at CBC News. Jeff Healey was an incredible jazz and blues guitarist that overcame childhood blindness to become one of the truly great blues guitarists of ...
Pervert on the loose
2008-02-29 02:00:00 “An Ottawa woman awoke early Wednesday morning to find a man with his pants down watching pornography on her home computer.” Visit CBC News for more details. What a laugh!! I wonder if she thought to throw out the keyboard and mouse after he left? No amount of disinfectant would ever permanently remove ...
Malicious Programs hit 5.49 million
2008-02-10 02:09:00 The number of malicious programs available online has reached 5.49 million. The danger of viruses online has never been this high, and the need for proper virus scanning has never been more than it is in today’s day and age. Programmers that write malicious codes and pass them off as legitimate programs are continually finding ... More About: Technology , Programs , Million
Superbowl XLII Is upon us
2008-02-02 20:25:00 Tomorrow, the 42 Superbowl will take place between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants. It will be one hell of a game. Besides great football, the half time show features Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. One can only pray that a wardrobe malfunction doesn’t happen this time around. Everyone in ...
What a cunt!
2008-02-01 01:17:00 Now the art student that made this couch as a project has an interesting mind!! What an amazing vagina.. er…couch!!!! Only $600 and it could be yours!! Your very own Giant Pussy!! Sadly, this isn’t the world’s biggest cunt, George Bush and Bill O’Rielly are tied for that honor!!
I thought the Nightmare was over!
2008-01-31 20:56:00 Just when I thought that the Nightmare was over for good, New Line Cinema has announced that it is bringing back the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! DAMN IT!! The first couple of movies were fine, but they made a total of 9 of those wretched films!! This is one movie that doesn’t need ... More About: Thought
Japanese wasting MORE money
2008-01-25 03:11:00 Instead of forwarding the future of space exploration and technology,the Japan Origami Plane Association is planning to have one of it’s astronauts drop a paper airplane from the International Space Station that is capable of reentering the atmosphere and landing back to earth. What a waste of time and resources!! What will this do for ... More About: Money , Japanese
News Flash: Amy Winehouse is a junkie!
2008-01-22 22:51:00 Another story from the “NO SHIT” files reports that British singer Amy Winehouse was filmed at her house smoking from what appeared to be a crack pipe. MY GOD!! REALLY?? You mean to tell me that the same Amy Winehouse that is addicted to cocaine, alcohol and god only knows what else ... More About: News , Flash , Junkie
UNICEF states the OBVIOUS!
2008-01-22 22:32:00 UNICEF has stated that children in worn torn countries have the highest mortality rates in the world, 270 deaths per 1000 birth’s in Sierra Leone being one of their examples. NO KIDDING!!! The death rate of EVERYONE is higher in any country that is either war torn or so poor as to not be able ... More About: Obvious , States , Unicef
FDA approves cloned animal meat
2008-01-15 18:58:00 The Food and Drug Administration in the United States has cleared the path for cloned animal meat and milk to hit the market in the near future. They have concluded that there is no difference between normal animal meat and cloned animal meat. In the report, it was stated that “The data show ... More About: Meat , Animal , Cloned
Bad NFL Officiating
2008-01-13 05:15:00 There was some pathetic officiating happening during the Patriots/Jaguars playoff game on Saturday. Mind you, I am happy with the outcome of the game obviously, with New England coming out on top. The officials made some pathetic calls and missed more than a dozen hold and horsecollar tackles!! There should be fines in place for officials ...
D-Day part 1 for the Patriots
2008-01-12 22:45:00 Tonight the New England Patriots will be hosting the Jacksonville Jaguars in their first playoff game since ending the season with a 16 and 0 record. It will be a physical, tough game. I have all the confidence in the world that the Patriots can beat Jacksonville and advance to the next round on the road to ... More About: Part
Appeals Court ixnays Ipod Levy
2008-01-11 22:05:00 Our Federal Appeals Court in Canada has struck down a proposed levy (read:tax) on the sale of Ipod s in Canada. This is a good thing. The music industry has been lobbying for a long time to get tarrifs on digital devices because they ASSUME that we are all thieves, stealing the music that ...
HOT Monkey Sex
2008-01-09 23:22:00 It seems that scientists have discovered that male monkeys have to resort to a kind of “pay” for getting good sex!! Call it primate prostitution, primal carnage or whatever else may fit… but this bit of news about furry love is a laugh. Apparently, the more that the males groom the females, the more action ... More About: Monkey
Patriots support in Second Life
2008-01-05 01:13:00 My character in Second Life is much like myself in real life, a huge New England Patriots fan!!! The exception being that I have hair in SL. If you are a member of Second Life , look me up. My online name is Hairy Balbozar, and I can usually be found at one of ... More About: Support
Tom Brady and Randy Moss record breaker
More articles from this author:2008-01-04 04:02:00 Watch Tom Brady and Randy Moss break the records here! Click here to watch Video hosted by NFL.com More About: Breaker , Randy Moss , Record 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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