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Hot Sh*t
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I'm not that picky.No, I'm not talking about my penchant for cheap, ugly whores.I'm talking about my coffee.I was listening...
SWF seeks SWM without pants on fire.
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I am a happily married woman. No, really.I am thankful for having such a lovely husband, for many reasons. He’s... More About: Pants , Fire
TP for my Bunghole
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Encounters with morons are a given in retail jobs but I think I have an example that just might take...
An Open Letter to Guapo, my Janitor
2008-03-10 00:00:00 Dear Guapo:First off, let me congratulate you on your achievement as Head Janitor of my building (although you... More About: Open , Letter , Open Letter
F is for ...
2008-03-10 00:00:00 Living amongst my peers for the majority of the year has allowed my use of obscenities to blossom into pretty...
Spreading Stanley
2008-03-10 00:00:00 I woke up this morning with that feeling. No, not the spinning, dizzy in the head hangover... More About: Stanley
Is That Monkey Poop?
2008-03-10 00:00:00 My three year old nephew, Joey, is quite a unique kid. He's inquisitive and intelligent and energetic. And... More About: Monkey , Poop
The Chopstick Terrorists
2008-03-10 00:00:00 Dude, what are you looking for....f*cking eggrolls?Sometimes I wish I'd think of this sh*t when it comes to me.But I... More About: Terrorists
Songs I Probably Shouldn't Sing In Public
2008-03-10 00:00:00 I have a lot of music. And when I listen to music, I usually sing along – especially in... More About: Songs , Public , Sing
Beading Myself Senseless
2008-03-10 00:00:00 My daughter recently acquired a Native American Bead Loom (made in Taiwan, which apparently was where the Cherokee settled after... More About: Senseless , Beading
Tonight On FOX: When Squirrels Attack
2008-03-10 00:00:00 I once lived on a nice little tree lined street and I would walk in the mornings to the train... More About: Squirrels , Tonight , Attack
Silly Putty, Slinkies and Penises
2008-03-10 00:00:00 When was the first time you saw a penis? I don’t mean as an adult when you already knew what... More About: Silly , Putty
Bats Are Total Sluts
More articles from this author:2008-03-10 00:00:00 My son, much like his mother, loves television. Most of all? He loves the shows about animals. Because when... More About: Bats , Total , Sluts 1, 2 |
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