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You Want Me To Do What?
2008-05-08 00:00:00 There are very few people in the world who are able to do exactly what they want as far as...
Much ado about everything.
2008-05-06 00:00:00 I moved to Tennessee in 2004. Within days of moving I knew all about the road construction which was coming...
What Automobile Stuffed Animals Say About You
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Today, as a service to our readers, I present to you the following Clip N Save section. What... More About: Animals , Automobile
No Offense
2008-05-06 00:00:00 “So um, no offense, but…” Don't you just love those words? I know I do! In fact,...
The Waiting Room Remote
2008-05-06 00:00:00 I went to the doctor the other day. I showed up fifteen minutes early for my three o'clock appointment.... More About: Room , Remote , Waiting , The Waiting Room
Say Yes To Andy Kaufman
2008-05-06 00:00:00 I was living in New York and in therapy with a woman named Maria who had a motor skill disease... More About: Andy
I Heart Burt Reynolds
2008-05-06 00:00:00 When I was much younger I had a huge crush on Burt Reynolds . I don’t remember a lot of the... More About: I heart , Heart , Burt Reynolds
Raise the Damn Seat!
2008-04-28 00:00:00 One of my bosses is an eighty-five year old man. He still gets around and comes to work every... More About: Seat , Damn
Celine Dion and My Sphincter: Separated at Birth
2008-04-28 00:00:00 She looks like my ass. The above little gem was spoken to my wife as we walked (I'm sorry..as... More About: Celine Dion , Birth , Dion , Separated
My Feet Are Sexier Than Your Feet
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Husband: My feet are sexier than yours. Wife: Nuh-uh!... More About: Feet
A Girl Named Poo Poo
2008-04-24 00:00:00 The other day I was stopped at a light. It was nice weather so most people had their car... More About: Girl
What I won't do for $12 an hour
2008-04-24 00:00:00 I've had a lot of jobs in my life, many of them ugly. I cleaned air conditioners over a summer,... More About: Hour
Every rose has its thorn.
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Lately, I’ve been partaking in a whole lot of really bad television. I mean, I watch bad television in... More About: Rose
Stupid People At All-Time High
2008-04-24 00:00:00 I have a t-shirt that I designed that can gauge the stupidity of everyone around me. It's accurate within... More About: People , Time , Stupid , High , Stupid people
Mighty - like a four-year-old girl
2008-04-24 00:00:00 The chicks go crazy for guys who can hoist soup cans......two at a time. So. Hot.I began therapy this week... More About: Girl , Year , Mighty
Raisins are People - the poem
2008-04-17 00:00:00 Raisins are People .Don't believe me? Yeah...probably a good idea.However, when you have children, there's all kinds of things you... More About: Poem
Those people? Did not turn out.
2008-04-15 00:00:00 There are so, so many things I enjoy about being a mother, especially now that my children are getting older.... More About: People , Turn
Intimately Photoshopped
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Will the owner of Victoria Beckham’s butt please stand? Not her real butt. I’m...
The Nut Shot
2008-04-15 00:00:00 I got hit in the nuts yesterday. It was pretty painful. Earlier I wrote about how that kind... More About: Shot
People You Should Probably Never Marry
2008-04-15 00:00:00 1. Sweeney Todd.2. Anyone who asks you if his Crocs go with his tie.3.... More About: People , Marry
You wish you worked with me.
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Interview questions for potential new employees at my current place of employment:Question 1: Are you a sadistic asshole? Question 2:...
Why Do Televangelists Look Like Televangelists?
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Ever notice how certain groups of people tend to look the same? Nerds develop the neat haircut and mismatched... More About: Televangelists
Lavender Balls and Coconut Wiggly
2008-04-15 00:00:00 I smell like a goddamn fruit basket.Let me explain.I was taking a shower the other night, as I'm sometimes wont... More About: Coconut , Balls
Things That Go Beep in the Night
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Beep. Beeeep. I said BEEP, dammit! And with that,... More About: Night , Things
A Dog in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush
2008-04-07 00:00:00 My friend Daisy sleeps with her husband Darren and a rather smelly Beagle called Spot. And since her husband either... More About: Bush , Worth , The Bush , Hand
When Cheerleaders Lose, We All Win.
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I love watching cheerleader competitions on ESPN. Probably because I never made the squad during high school, unless you call... More About: Cheerleaders
Stinky Friend
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I have a friend that smells. He smells bad. Real bad. We all have had one of... More About: Friend
Dickie V Sucks
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I was watching the NCAA Tourney the other day and I felt the need to write this even though I'm... More About: Sucks
Hannah Schmontana
2008-04-07 00:00:00 A couple weeks ago, the illustrious Hannah Montana made an appearance at our fair Coliseum. Every teenage girl within...
This post really stinks!
More articles from this author:2008-04-07 00:00:00 Various scents, including perfume, have been popular throughout history for a simple reason: the world stunk. So they... More About: Post 1, 2 |
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