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Rules!
2008-03-09 05:45:00
Category: Jokes (General)Rules !The minister, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. "Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited. "Don't be loud," said another, and so on. "And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy. Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order Something cheap."For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

Winter Blonde
2008-03-08 08:58:00
Category: Blonde JokesWinter BlondeAs a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and r...

How To Tell You're Not Your Mother's Favorite
2008-03-08 08:16:00
Category: Funny Pictures How To Tell You're Not Your Mother's Favorite For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

Speed Bump
2008-03-07 06:58:00
Category: Funny Pictures Speed Bump For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Police Emergency
2008-03-07 06:44:00
Category: Jokes (General)Police Emergency This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen sa...

Funny Pick-up Lines
2008-03-07 06:32:00
Category: Funy Pick -up Lines You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...You are the hottest thing since sunburn.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Game of Intelligence
2008-03-07 06:17:00
Category: Blonde JokesGame of Intelligence There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her pu...

Now that's cold!
2008-03-05 06:09:00
Category: Cartoons (General) Now that's cold!Click on the picture for a better view!And I thought that was just a figure of speech.For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Animal of Pray
2008-03-05 06:02:00
Category: Funny Pictures Animal of Pray For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

Good Driver
2008-03-04 07:28:00
Category: Jokes (Adult) Good Driver There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive", then spit. A man sits down next to him and asks him, "What's going on here? You keep saying, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit." "Well," says the guy, "My friend just got a brand-new sports car, so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why not?" "He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up speed and the road is all twisty and curvy. We're going faster and faster and it's hard to stay on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm pleading with him to do something!! We...

The Wife, the Wasp and the Doctor
2008-03-04 06:54:00
Category: Jokes (Adult) The Wife , the Wasp and the Doctor A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plu...

That's why...
2008-03-02 07:12:00
Category: Cartoons (General)That's why..."Of course I was young once... that's why you're not going out in that outfit."For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

Where did he touch you?
2008-03-02 06:40:00
Category: Cartoons (Adult)Where did he touch you?"Not to belabor the obvious, but where did he touch you?"For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Outstanding
2008-02-29 06:04:00
Category: Cartoons (General) Outstanding "Both your resumes are outstanding. By the way, which one of you was a pro soccer player before joining the corporate world."For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

What is..
2008-02-29 05:49:00
Category: Jokes (Adult) What is.. What is 2 1/2 inches long and can satisfy a woman EVERY TIME ?HA!HA!HA!For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

It just missed the highway!
2008-02-27 05:55:00
Category: Blonde Jokes It just missed the highway! As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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How the stick people became extinct?
2008-02-27 05:30:00
Category: Animations (Adult)How the stick people became extinct? Click on the picture to see the animation! It had to be told! Sad but true!!!For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
More About: People , Extinct , Stick

Taliban Joke
2008-02-26 12:43:00
Category: Cartoons (General) Taliban Joke "U.S. Special forces..." Click on the picture for a better view. For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

Unhappy
2008-02-26 12:39:00
Category: Jokes (Adult) Unhappy Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor. After some routine questions the counselor asked the unhappy couple, "What seems to be the problem with your marriage?" Almost in unison Liz and Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the whole thing." "Can you be more specific?" asked the counselor. Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the hole." Liz snapped back, "Well I'm unhappy with the thing!"For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

We have to do everything manually!
2008-02-25 06:10:00
Category: Cartoons (General)We have to do everything manually!Our computers are down, so we have to do everything manually...For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

How do I know when I'm at 300 feet?
2008-02-25 05:46:00
Category: Blonde JokesHow do I know when I'm at 300 feet?On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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What is the big deal?
2008-02-24 13:46:00
Category: Cartoons (Adult) What is the big deal?What's the big deal with 72 virgins? I'd rather have one experienced babe who knows what she's doing.For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Poison Mushrooms
2008-02-23 06:13:00
Category: Jokes (General)Poison Mushrooms Jim: "Joe, I hear you just got married again." Joe: "Yes, for the fourth time." Jim: "What happened to your first three wives?" Joe: "They all died, Jim." Jim: "How did that happen?" Joe: "My first wife ate poison mushrooms." Jim: "How terrible! And your second?" Joe: "She ate poison mushrooms." Jim: "And your third ate poison mushrooms too?" Joe: "Oh, no. She died of a broken neck." Jim: "I see, an accident." Joe: "Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG

If I use my own mouse!
2008-02-23 06:03:00
Category: Cartoons (General) If I use my own mouse!For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG
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Bikini Sale
2008-02-23 05:55:00
Category: Cartoons (Adult)Bikini Sale For more jokes and funny stuff, visit: Killer Laughs! BLOG