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Style & The Upwardly Mobile Radical
2007-05-11 22:25:00 Most of you young radicals probably think that terrorism is an easy thing to accomplish….but you are so very wrong. A properly planned campaign of terrorism may be likened to competitive figure skating. It requires pre-planning; choreography, if you will. Once the routine has been sketched out, there will be many hours of planning, grueling ... More About: Mobile , Style , Handbook , The U , Radical
Style & The Upwardly Mobile Radical
2007-05-11 08:02:00 Most of you young radicals probably think that terrorism is an easy thing to accomplish….but you are so very wrong. A properly planned campaign of terrorism may be likened to competitive figure skating. It requires pre-planning; choreography, if you will. Once the routine has been sketched out, there will be many hours ... More About: Mobile , Style , Ward , Mobi , The U
Terrorist Training Manual
2007-05-11 06:05:00 Comrades, Please insert the following revision, 20070510/r, at page 257 of your manual. The existing page 257 (Properly accessorizing for a suicide attack) should be renumbered as page 258. 1. When training for an attack, such as the recent debacle at Fort Dix, it is important to remember that video tapes should not be transferred ... More About: Training , Terrorist , Error , Manu , Manual
The Young Radical?s Guide to Better Terrorism
2007-05-11 06:02:00 It has been recently brought to my attention that the Terrorism Handbook is out of print, and no longer available through Amazon. Accordingly, I am going to re-print the handbook on this blog. Some of the material is a little out-dated, and needs to be edited before it can truly be useful, so ... More About: Young , Guide , Better , The Young
Bob for President-Ethics and Honesty
2007-05-11 06:00:00 I have hit what might, potentially, be a small pothole on the road to the Oval Office. This morning, I was visited by two gentlemen with unspecified names, who work for an unspecified agency, doing unspecified jobs for an unspecified government that isn’t Canadian, but dresses and sounds like it might be, sort of. That’s ... More About: President , Ethics , Honest , Side , Nest
Ask not what Bob can do for you?.
2007-05-11 05:59:00 Ask instead what you can do for Bob. I’ll admit it. I have been tiring of the campaign trail, and very nearly quit the whole damned thing. The Rudy Guiliani drag queen episode was difficult for me. It brought back old memories that, unless the Washington Post had gotten their hands on the ...
Bob for President-Tax Breaks for Everyone!
2007-05-11 05:58:00 My advisors have pointed out that I have not yet begun to plumb the depths of my shallowness. My platform has been lacking in the “What’s in it for me?” area, and I plan to rectify that today. My promise to you is to reduce everyone’s tax bill by 5%, starting in the first year of ... More About: President , Ever , Side , Breaks , Everyone
Bob for President-Day 11-Is Don Imus a Weiner?
2007-05-11 05:57:00 span style=”font-family: Arial”><a target=”_top” href=”http://columbia.thefreedictio nary.com/Montgomery%2c+L.+M.”>& #60;/a>My General Legal Counsel, a lawyer with that august firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, of Atlanta, GA, has pointed out that I am somewhat behind the curve on the Don Imus story, and that I should take a leadership position on this issue.</span> <span style=”font-family: Arial”>Let me start by outlining my ... More About: President , Side , Resident
Bob for President-Day 9
2007-05-11 05:55:00 Regrettably, things are heating up on the Karmulastan front. It appears that some kind of skirmish has broken out with their neighbour, the Duchy of Shiraz-Sauvignon. The news is sort of sparse thus far, as there aren’t any reporters embedded in Linda, but I have put out feelers there, and hope to have more information ... More About: President , Side , Resident
Bob for President-Day 8
2007-05-11 05:54:00 Well, I have begun to recover from the horrible viral infection (which clearly is not related to that night in Linda) which would have killed a lesser man, and I am back on the campaign trail. Debo Blu has gone public with her stance on Karmulastan. There are those who speculated that her comments may have ... More About: President , Side , Resident
The Young Radical?s Guide to Better Terrorism
2007-05-10 22:25:00 It has been recently brought to my attention that the Terrorism Handbook is out of print, and no longer available through Amazon. Accordingly, I am going to re-print the handbook on this blog. Some of the material is a little out-dated, and needs to be edited before it can truly be useful, so I will ... More About: Young , Guide , The Young
Terrorist Training Manual
2007-05-10 17:17:00 Comrades, Please insert the following revision, 20070510/r, at page 257 of your manual. The existing page 257 (Properly accessorizing for a suicide attack) should be renumbered as page 258. 1. When training for an attack, such as the recent debacle at Fort Dix, it is important to remember that video tapes should not be transferred to DVD ... More About: Training , Terrorist , Manual , TRAI , Raining
Bob for President-Ethics and Honesty
2007-05-07 19:27:00 I have hit what might, potentially, be a small pothole on the road to the Oval Office. This morning, I was visited by two gentlemen with unspecified names, who work for an unspecified agency, doing unspecified jobs for an unspecified government that isn’t Canadian, but dresses and sounds like it might be, sort of. That’s all ... More About: President , Ethics , Honest , Side , Nest
Ask not what Bob can do for you?.
2007-05-05 10:02:00 Ask instead what you can do for Bob. I’ll admit it. I have been tiring of the campaign trail, and very nearly quit the whole damned thing. The Rudy Guiliani drag queen episode was difficult for me. It brought back old memories that, unless the Washington Post had gotten their hands on the pictures, might otherwise ...
Rock Star Dreams
2007-05-04 09:17:00 Just about everyone born after 1940 has grown up with the image of people living “Rock Star ” lifestyles, just because, well, they were rock stars. We are constantly bombarded with information about stars from the Beatles and Stones, to Brittany Spears, Eminem and Ludacris, whoever the latter may be. But, I noticed a couple of days ago that Bobby Pickett ... More About: Dreams , Dream
Another brick in the wall?.
2007-05-02 16:43:00 Allen Lee of Cary Illinois was thrown out of school last week, and faces criminal charges for disorderly conduct. His crime? He wrote an essay. According to several news sources, Lee was one of a class full of creative-writing students which received an assignement to to “free write”. The instructions were to write whatever came to ... More About: Wall , Another , Brick , The wall
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Response to Ryan
2007-04-29 06:10:00 Ryan wrote a comment on a previous post regarding the Blogosphere . He raises a bunch of interesting ideas….more than I can respond to in the comments section. For once, I am going to disagree with him on a number of points. I’m not picking a fight with him (or with anyone, for that matter) but ... More About: Here , Logo , Wrong , Ryan
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Part IV
2007-04-29 04:55:00 What are the options? Well, once one is past Adsense, there are a few options. There are various other “reader action” programmes, all of which still depend on someone clicking through on an ad and, in many cases, actually making a purchase, completing a survey or otherwise reacting decisively to the ad. Most of what I’ve read ... More About: Blogosphere , Part , Here , Logo , Wrong
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Part III
2007-04-28 15:06:00 There is no algorithm… Well, there is, but it has to do with page ranking, and has nothing to do with Google Adsense, or other similar programmes, except that the algorithm determines the value of your page as a place to advertise. The more valuable your page, the more visitors you receive from Google. There are page ... More About: Blogosphere , Part , Here , Logo , Wrong
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Intermission
2007-04-27 05:03:00 I want to take a moment, in the middle of my little rant, to explain how and why I got here. This isn’t about me, or my blog. I’m a business person. Part of being in business (if you’re going to last) is analyzing and understanding market conditions. I can’t help myself. I’ll confess….I love spreadsheets. I’m ... More About: Blogosphere , Miss , Here , Logo , Sion
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Part II
2007-04-27 04:44:00 How old media works Old Media, be it magazines, newspapers, television or billboards relies on two streams of income. One is the revenue derived from subscriptions, if they choose to charge for the media, and the other is the cost of impressions. Let’s take a newspaper, for example, that has 10,000 readers each week. Whether or not ... More About: Blogosphere , Part , Here , Logo , Wrong
What?s wrong with the blogosphere? Part I
2007-04-26 17:52:00 Readers & Writers Dave just wrote an interesting article about not “getting” internet marketing, and it caused me to haul out a draft that I had written a while back and not published. As I re-read it, I remembered why I hadn’t published it. It was, essentially, my anti-blogging manifesto, and it was simply too long ... More About: Blogosphere , Part , Here , Logo , Wrong
It?s a funny thing?.
2007-04-26 15:04:00 But I haven’t felt funny all week. Between work-related stuff, which has taken far more time than is convenient, and non-work related stuff, which has taken up far more time than I had planned on, topped off by the early demise of my hockey team in the playoffs, I have found myself in a somewhat sour ... More About: Funny , Thing
A Town Called Nowhere
2007-04-23 15:15:00 When we first moved to our little town, it had managed to grow from about 400 souls to about 7000 in the course of 90 years. In the next decade or so, the population nearly tripled. We moved here to be away from the city; to be in a place where the neighbour at the end ... More About: Town , Here , Call , Calle , Nowhere
Visit not the sins?.
2007-04-21 01:20:00 Every once in a while I have to marvel, and not in a good way, at the thought processes of allegedly normal, intelligent people. Today’s rambling has to do with the situation surrounding Virginia Tech, but it has nothing to do with the killer (I hate the word “shooter”, and prefer to call him what he is) ... More About: Sins , Visi , Visit
Thinking Blogs
2007-04-19 21:05:00 I have been selected by Dave ( and seconded by Ryan) to be part of the “thinking blogger” meme. I think I thank you, guys. As a rule, I hate memes, but I’ll make an exception in this case. Most memes tend to leave me cold. I know I’ll regret saying this, but I really don’t ... More About: Blogs , Think , King , Logs , Thinking
The Enigma that is Man
2007-04-19 20:25:00 Most people living in the Western world are capitalists by nature. They believe in the right of the Average Joe to do well and, in rare cases, become stinking, filthy rich. They expect the corporations whose stocks they hold in their retirement portfolio or pension fund to make a profit each year and they secretly yearn ... More About: Hat , Enigma , That
If David had owned a Glock, he wouldn?t have used a slingshot
2007-04-17 16:27:00 It’s hard to imagine, but when I was young I had a big mouth that got me into a lot of trouble. I was about 7 when I found myself being beaten to a pulp, on a daily basis, by the older brother of a kid that I had run afoul of. My legs were ... More About: Shot , David , Owned , Have , Would
This is the winter of my discontent?
2007-04-16 06:18:00 I have spent some time cruising around the blogosphere, and have discovered some incontrovertible truths. The first is that if you use “incontrovertible” in a post, 99% of blog readers will experience a glazing over of the eyes and, with the last burst of energy that they can muster with both brain cells, they will flip ... More About: Winter , Inter , Content , This , Disco
Rudy Giuliani is an ugly old drag queen!
More articles from this author:2007-04-15 03:03:00 Firstly, I must respectfully request that any readers who might tend to categorize themselves as “neo-cons” please leave now. I am absolutely disgusted with Rudy Giuliani . It’s okay for the neo-cons to read that part, as I’m sure that they agree. Check out this 1997 photo of my opponent showing off his “stuff” with Julie Andrews! It is ... More About: Queen , Drag 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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