Letters I Wish I'd SentLetters I Wish I'd SentI won't lie to you. If there is a letter here that is addressed to you, you are a moron Articles
Sorry for the re-direct?.
2007-10-22 15:41:00 Something very bizarre has happened to the configuration of Letters I Wish I’d Sent. While readers were able to see the page, I couldn’t write any posts. No matter what I did, I kept getting an internal server error. As a result, I have re-directed the site here, and will post only on this site. Share This More About: Stuff , Direct , Dire , Sorry , Rect
Associated Content Update
2007-10-22 15:34:00 Readers of my newsletter will already know that I have decided to start submitting to Associated Content , as opposed to publishing the newsletter weekly. You can view my content here. Just for the hell of it, I decided that I would track the performance of Associated Content , and share it with you. I checked and it ... More About: Stuff , Update , Tent
The New US Citizenship Test
2007-10-10 15:37:00 Volume 1 Issue 20, October 8, 2007 The US Immigration and Naturalization Service has decided to implement a ?new? citizenship test that, in their words, tests whether or not new immigrants can demonstrate ?critical thinking about government or history?. Although they haven?t yet actually asked for my help, I feel obliged to submit my own test questions. The ... More About: Test , Citizen
Are Gay Penguins Corrupting Your Children?
2007-10-04 15:47:00 Click here to find out everything you need to know about Penguin Lust! Share This More About: Children , Guin
The Great Firewall of China
2007-10-03 16:17:00 While reading the Curmudgeon’s site, I picked up on the Great Firewall of China . Of course, I had to see if what I was writing was making it through to the 1 billion or so readers who, interestingly enough, rarely show up on my site, only to find that all of my URL’s are blocked. There ... More About: Great Firewall of China , The G
I feel sorry for John McCain
2007-10-02 21:19:00 This poor mutt doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of getting elected. Faced with the choice of either saying what he means (telling the truth) or saying what people want to hear (telling a lie) he opts for a third choice that no one had thought of: Saying what he means, and then saying he ... More About: John , Feel , John McCain , Sorry
To a young lady I drove behind
2007-10-02 18:43:00 Please, don’t text and drive. You don’t multi-task nearly as well as you think you do. No, I won’t GIAR, or FOAD. It’s nothing to LOL about. You damned nearly hit that truck when you changed lanes. If you had been watching, you would have seen that he was carrying a full load of hay, and ... More About: Lady , Young
Welcome to the Odder Point of View!
2007-10-02 17:20:00 Are Gay Penguins Corrupting Your Children? What did Gilligan and the Skipper really do when they got off that island? You’ve reached the homepage of the Odder Point of View newsletter, where we publish selected articles from each newsletter. This is THE place-maybe the only place- to get authoritative, science based gossip about Penguin Lust, get the inside scoop on how ... More About: The O
Penguin Lust
2007-10-02 06:25:00 Volume 1, Issue 19-October 1, 2007 I am saddened to think that the American Library Association’s most challenged books includes a children’s title, “And Tango Makes Three“, which is based on a true story of two male penguins who jointly raise an orphaned chick (or whatever little penguins might properly be called), which has, apparently, enraged ... More About: Lust , Penguin , Guin
Gilligan, and the Skipper, too?
2007-10-02 06:24:00 Volume 1, Issue 18-September 25, 2007 My next door neighbour at the campground apparently thought he was Gill igan. He wore a Gilligan hat, a Gilligan shirt, Gilligan pants and shoes. He was in disguise, though. He had a beard and was about 80 years old. The person camping with him was either Ginger, gone badly ... More About: Skipper
The Phyllis Factor
2007-09-25 22:55:00 Volume 1 Issue 16 September 9, 2007 Generally, I am one of those guys who accepts advances in technology well. Actually, that is a blatant lie. I am one of those guys who goes out and buys new technology as soon as I hear about it. When I went out into the working world, there were no ... More About: Factor , Phyllis
One hump, or two
2007-09-25 22:52:00 Volume 1, Issue 15 September 2, 2007 If I was just a better person I wouldn?t find this story so damned funny. It details the death by misadventure of a 60-year-old woman from Australia who had a penchant for exotic pets. Her family bought her a camel for her birthday and, last week, she died when ... More About: Hump
I?m a Mac?redux
2007-09-25 22:47:00 In one of the early newsletters, I wrote the I’m a Mac commercial spoof. It ended up on Reddit, and someone left a comment. The comment was, essentially, to tell me that I am a bad person who should be happy with the system he’s using, but not slag the Mac which, he tells me, ... More About: Stuff
Everybody?s talking about the Jena 6
2007-09-25 22:31:00 I want everyone to understand, right from the get go, that I can’t stand racism. It is a dirty, ugly thing that, I fear, will be with us until the day (as my father use to say) we all become khaki. The problem I have with the Jena 6 story is that race has become the story ... More About: Talking , Everybody
Thoughts on September 11
2007-09-12 06:21:00 I have been reading a lot, the last few days, about various people’s recollections of September 11. Dave’s 5 part series, which chronicles his days following the attack (as opposed to his feelings about it) is compelling, and worth the read. MSNBC ran a series of letters on how the attacks changed people. For myself, I remember ... More About: Thoughts , September 11
Frances Townsend says Bin Laden is Virtually Impotent?
2007-09-10 16:47:00 …and proves that she is a total moron. This article explains Ms. Towns end ’s comments. Let’s bear in mind that she is the President’s Homeland Security Advisor. The comments shows the highest degree of arrogance that I have seen since Bush’s infamous “Bring it on” taunt. I find it hard to believe, after all that has gone on ... More About: Bin Laden , Frances , Virtually
Wanna Get Together For A Little Fun Sunday Morning?
2007-08-28 22:20:00 Check out the Odder Point of View Newsletter! Share This More About: Sunday , Morning , Sunday morning , Litt
Comments Page
2007-06-10 15:57:00 I have performed what is, clearly, a complete 180, and have established a single page for comments. Feel free to leave your pithy observations here. For the benefit of all, perhaps you could include a “Re:” line at the top, as in “Re: bob….why are you such a moron”. More About: Page , Comments , Comm
Volume 1 Issue 3 June 3, 2007
2007-06-10 15:54:00 Welcome to an Odder Point of View! —————— ;—————̵ 2;—————R 12;————— 212;——– —————— ;—————̵ 2;—————R 12;————— 212;——– Volume 1 Issue 3 June 3, 2007 —————— ;—————̵ 2;—————R 12;————— 212;——– Happy Sunday! As a parent, watching your kid play hockey, one soon learns that there are two types of hockey players. The first type includes the ones that shy away from any physical contact. They don?t want to hit or be hit. They don?t want to ...
Volume 1 Issue 2 May 27, 2007
2007-06-10 15:45:00 Welcome to an Odder Point of View! ??????????????????????????? Volume 1 Issue 2 May 27, 2007 ??????????????????????????? Happy Sunday Morning! When I was 14 (in the late paleolithic era) I got a job at our local weekly newspaper, the Terrace Herald, as a reporter. I, apparently, met the two major requirements for this job: firstly, I was male (can?t have any damned ...
Volume 1 Issue 1 May 20, 2007
2007-06-10 15:15:00 Welcome to my Odder Point of View! —————— ;—————̵ 2;—————R 12;————— 212;—————&# 8212; Volume 1 Issue 1 May 20, 2007 —————— ;—————̵ 2;—————R 12;————— 212;—————&# 8212; Happy Sunday Morning! Welcome to the inaugural edition of my Odder Point of View! I?m really looking forward to seeing how readership grows (or doesn?t) over the next few weeks and months. I am happy now, writing what I want, and in a format that I like ...
Volume 1 Issue 3 June 3, 2007
2007-05-28 20:50:00 I have a weird and unwieldy schedule ahead of me this week, and have had to actually beat my Wednesday deadline, and have (more or less) put the paper to bed today. This week you’ll see… Why hockey players are just so much tougher than basketball players How Lammy Karmula met up with the Montana Militia, and Henry, ... More About: June , Volume , Issue
Style & The Upwardly Mobile Radical
2007-05-11 22:25:00 Most of you young radicals probably think that terrorism is an easy thing to accomplish….but you are so very wrong. A properly planned campaign of terrorism may be likened to competitive figure skating. It requires pre-planning; choreography, if you will. Once the routine has been sketched out, there will be many hours of planning, grueling ... More About: Mobile , Style , Handbook , The U , Radical
Style & The Upwardly Mobile Radical
2007-05-11 08:02:00 Most of you young radicals probably think that terrorism is an easy thing to accomplish….but you are so very wrong. A properly planned campaign of terrorism may be likened to competitive figure skating. It requires pre-planning; choreography, if you will. Once the routine has been sketched out, there will be many hours ... More About: Mobile , Style , Ward , Mobi , The U
Terrorist Training Manual
2007-05-11 06:05:00 Comrades, Please insert the following revision, 20070510/r, at page 257 of your manual. The existing page 257 (Properly accessorizing for a suicide attack) should be renumbered as page 258. 1. When training for an attack, such as the recent debacle at Fort Dix, it is important to remember that video tapes should not be transferred ... More About: Training , Terrorist , Error , Manu , Manual
The Young Radical?s Guide to Better Terrorism
2007-05-11 06:02:00 It has been recently brought to my attention that the Terrorism Handbook is out of print, and no longer available through Amazon. Accordingly, I am going to re-print the handbook on this blog. Some of the material is a little out-dated, and needs to be edited before it can truly be useful, so ... More About: Young , Guide , Better , The Young
Bob for President-Ethics and Honesty
2007-05-11 06:00:00 I have hit what might, potentially, be a small pothole on the road to the Oval Office. This morning, I was visited by two gentlemen with unspecified names, who work for an unspecified agency, doing unspecified jobs for an unspecified government that isn’t Canadian, but dresses and sounds like it might be, sort of. That’s ... More About: President , Ethics , Honest , Side , Nest
Ask not what Bob can do for you?.
2007-05-11 05:59:00 Ask instead what you can do for Bob. I’ll admit it. I have been tiring of the campaign trail, and very nearly quit the whole damned thing. The Rudy Guiliani drag queen episode was difficult for me. It brought back old memories that, unless the Washington Post had gotten their hands on the ...
Bob for President-Tax Breaks for Everyone!
2007-05-11 05:58:00 My advisors have pointed out that I have not yet begun to plumb the depths of my shallowness. My platform has been lacking in the “What’s in it for me?” area, and I plan to rectify that today. My promise to you is to reduce everyone’s tax bill by 5%, starting in the first year of ... More About: President , Ever , Side , Breaks , Everyone
Bob for President-Day 11-Is Don Imus a Weiner?
More articles from this author:2007-05-11 05:57:00 span style=”font-family: Arial”><a target=”_top” href=”http://columbia.thefreedictio nary.com/Montgomery%2c+L.+M.”>& #60;/a>My General Legal Counsel, a lawyer with that august firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, of Atlanta, GA, has pointed out that I am somewhat behind the curve on the Don Imus story, and that I should take a leadership position on this issue.</span> <span style=”font-family: Arial”>Let me start by outlining my ... More About: President , Side , Resident 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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