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Biology class
2007-08-09 17:51:00 During a Biol ogy class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?" A student replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down." The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?" The student countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are More About: Class
A bad HIT
2007-08-09 17:40:00 John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?" John said. "I've been hit by a bloody baseball!" said Mike. Just then John's blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, "Quick come in here and I'll look after you." When John looked in the kitchen he saw Mike sitting
Bucked off
2007-08-07 07:34:00 Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to
are u going to tell her????
2007-08-06 11:21:00 Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some More About: Going , Goin
screwing his business
2007-08-05 15:38:00 A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer. The barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money More About: Business , Sine
Pickle, Cucumber and .... !!!hehehe
2007-07-31 19:08:00 Pickle says: "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, theysprinkle seasonings over me and they stick me in a jar." The Cucumber says: "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."The Peni$ says: "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,they throw a plastic bag over
Missing
2007-07-29 15:32:00 An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask, "Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?"The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband.So the Italian woman goes to asks another saleswoman, "Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a More About: Missing , Missi
Golfer
2007-07-29 15:27:00 Jim plays golf down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The course was built right next to a cemetery. One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates the golf course from the cemetery.One afternoon, Jim was playing with a well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green. Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink. He took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.It so just happens
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
2007-07-13 18:00:00 ***************************************** ********** "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first." ***************************************** ********** "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous." ***************************************** ********** "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! More About: Indian , Quotes , Politician , Writer , Chan
Engineering v Management
2007-07-06 05:37:00 A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit moreand shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man belowreplied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feetabove the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and More About: Management , Engineering , Erin
Warm water and the prevention of heart attacks
2007-07-05 12:44:00 For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. More About: Prevention , Heart , Water , Attacks , Heart Attack
Prescription
2007-07-01 06:26:00 A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs somecyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and More About: Prescription
Mallu jokes
2007-07-01 06:22:00 1) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT' 2) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where " 3) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. 4) More About: Jokes
management concepts
2007-06-30 17:36:00 1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I amveryRich. Marry me!" - **That's Direct Marketing** ****2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. Oneof your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's veryrich.Marry him." -** That's Advertising****3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. More About: Management , Concepts
A BOY AND HIS DATE
2007-03-09 15:16:00 A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were Getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly Paid her,
Nurse Nancy
2007-03-05 11:47:00 Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!'' ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 More About: Nurse
Management Skills
2007-03-01 10:03:00 Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd More About: Management , Men , Skill , Skills , Mana
Mental asylum
2007-03-01 06:43:00 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the More About: Mental , Men , Menta , Asylum
Chaman Bhai ka Kissa ( In Mumbaiya language)
2007-03-01 06:42:00 Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Cham an Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain... Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se... Chaman : More About: Kiss , Mumbai , Language
iNVENTIONS
2007-03-01 05:16:00 The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson,died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the More About: Inventions , Invention , Vent
laugh a while
2007-02-18 07:33:00 Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death. Wife says,"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".**********Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"**********What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress**********Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??" More About: While , Laugh
The surrogate father
2007-02-16 13:29:00 The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am," More About: Gate , Father , Fath
The Preacher
2007-02-14 15:43:00 There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and More About: Cher , Reach , Preacher
The Doctor's Assistant
2007-02-14 13:17:00 A Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients. Yes, sir...... answers Hassoun. The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: So Hassoun, how was your day?. Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache and I gave More About: The D , Assist , Assistant
Cheating in Exam
2007-02-13 21:29:00 1.Question in a Biology exam : Q: Draw the female reproductive organ. A: As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted, " Maam, she is copying from the Original " !!!!! More About: Cheat , Cheating , Heat , Exam , Eating
Breakfast Note....
2007-02-13 21:19:00 Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn'tthere. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Joe was afraid he might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:THE TENT POLE IS UP,THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST,COME BACK TO BED.The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read: More About: Breakfast , Break , Note , Fast , Brea
wrong bitch
2007-02-13 21:15:00 The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire lengthlooking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,middle-aged, French woman's poodle.The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americansare so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."The Marine walked the entire train again, More About: Bitch , Wrong
How long????????????????
2007-02-12 08:48:00 A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."The guy leaves. A week later More About: Long , ?????? , ???????? , ???????
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH
2007-02-09 08:00:00 DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even More About: Have , Good , Laugh
Impressing Guys in the Sauna
More articles from this author:2007-02-06 16:10:00 An American an Japanese and an Irish man Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his More About: Press , Guys , Sing , Sauna , Impress 1, 2, 3 |
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