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hubbys explanation
2007-02-06 08:25:00 The wife comes home early & finds her husband intheir master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the motherof your children! I'm leaving this house, I want divorce!"The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave,at least listen to what happened. You can't say I'm More About: Nation , Plan
Father John
2007-01-28 16:06:00 It was time for Fath er John 's Saturday night bath, and the young nun,Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nunhad instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, andpray.The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday nightbath had gone."Oh,
The grill ...
2007-01-18 16:29:00 A young innocent girl (?) is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don't you ever let him; 1.) Kiss your lips. Your lips are as soft as rose petals and will shrivel, 2.) Or touch your breast. They are like of thin crystal and can >shatter, and 3.) Never ever to touch your More About: The G , Grill
Little johny strikes again
2007-01-16 06:04:00 Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development." At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little John ny's' crude More About: Again , Johny , Strike
Grab my breasts!
2007-01-03 12:39:00 A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Brea st s! Grab my breasts!" The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can More About: East , Breasts
Little Johny
2006-11-22 15:48:00 Little John ny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to More About: Johny , Little , Litt
You cld hv used.....
2006-11-21 18:48:00 A husband and wife were travelling by car from Johannesburg to Cape Town. After a tiresome long distance of travelling, they were too tired to continue.They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for four hours and get back on the road.When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk charged them R750. The man exploded and demanded the reason for such a high price. The
Biology class
More articles from this author:2006-11-21 18:10:00 Students in an advanced Biol ogy class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or none at all. One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages.He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right More About: Class , Ology 1, 2, 3 |
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