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Secret of happy married life
2008-03-25 19:56:00 X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." X asked, "Can you explain?" Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions." Still not convinced, X More About: Life , Happy , Secret , Married Life , Married
weekend
2008-02-28 18:47:00 One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand. She rolled her eyes and said, "There comes the asshole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?" More About: Weekend
MARRIAGE TOP TO BOTTOM
2008-02-20 09:36:00 BEFORE MARRIAGE.* He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.* She : Do you want me to leave?* He : NO! Don't even think about it.* She : Do you love me?* He : Of course! Over and over!* She : Have you ever cheated on me?* He : NO! Why are you even asking?* She : Will you kiss me?* He : Every chance I get!* More About: Marriage , Bottom
pay raise
2008-02-01 11:57:00 The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: -'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?' -Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you . -' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me? -'Maria: 'The Master said so. -'Madam: 'Oh. -'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. -'
Sardar's interview
2008-02-01 11:44:00 One young man went for an IAS Interview . "When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?" "Some research is going
Wonderful Definitions
2008-01-26 15:44:00 Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: More About: Definitions , Wonderful
Re: Brilliant sardar... A must Read
2008-01-14 12:30:00 A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars.The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one More About: Read , Brilliant
Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...
2007-12-30 07:22:00 Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on theirfaces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say More About: Change , Time , Male
Malaysia. Truly asia-- My foot
2007-11-28 12:30:00 This is the tag line in their advertisement for Tourism. See the true colours. Local Indian no right????? Is it democracy or Showing the Jehadi culture????????? by the Malaysia govt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m96FCTKHNA 8 More About: Asia , Foot
What's a pity Malaysian Indianssss- Its not a Joke but a reality
2007-11-28 11:49:00 What happened in Bt Cave If you read Utusan, theStar or even NST, or watched TV3, you might thought yesterday rally was filled with violence. Let me tell you, there was violence, but from the police side. The following images says it all on what happened in Batu Cave early in the morning on 25th Nov. Credit to JeffOoi.com for the pictures. All the protesters were More About: Reality , Malaysian , Joke , Pity
Trust/Hope/Confidence
2007-11-27 19:01:00 CONFIDENCE : Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella..... .. that's Confidence .. TRUST : Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs..... More About: Hope
Brain tumor
2007-11-20 20:11:00 There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing, "Singh saab, how come you are celebrating?"..... comes the reply : Its the More About: Tumor , Brain
Sardar Strikes again
2007-10-23 17:45:00 Prince Charles & Sard ar ji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ***************************************** ******Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ***************************************** ***
Enthusiastic Salesman
2007-10-07 10:51:00 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" More About: Salesman
The wonderful cure
2007-10-07 10:48:00 A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone."No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It More About: Wonderful , Cure
Condom slogans
2007-10-07 10:42:00 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize More About: Condom , Logan
Intel-joke ....
2007-10-06 00:54:00 There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears. He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a More About: Joke , Intel
frustrations of a married man
2007-09-28 13:26:00 A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy. He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted More About: Married , Stration
wear a condom when you run???
2007-09-26 16:29:00 A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wetand lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, sheheard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" More About: Condom , Wear
sex
2007-09-18 19:30:00 The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much
dont lie
2007-09-11 21:26:00 One day Raju's dad bought a robot, The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Raju returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Raju answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up andslapped Raju on his face. His dad told him son that his robot
Pub
2007-09-10 20:58:00 A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along."What'll ya have?" he asked."Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out."Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she
Hello Mom
2007-09-10 19:03:00 A blonde went into a global message center to send a message to her mother overseas.When the man told her it would cost 200 bucks, she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in France!" The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?" "Yes, absolutely anything" the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room
Piece of Rubber
2007-09-10 18:57:00 A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on More About: Rubber , Piece
THE 11Th HUSBAND
2007-08-30 21:16:00 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. " More About: Husband
jokes
2007-08-28 19:01:00 1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to More About: Jokes
Patelbhai - Gijju
2007-08-20 12:25:00 One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish,that's not
Little Matt
2007-08-17 19:18:00 For his birthday Litt le Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."The next day his father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Matt told said, "I was walking past your room
Things u shd know!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-16 10:15:00 WE MUST UNDERSTAND Differences by each ten years. What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? u003cbr>u003c/span>u003c/font>u003cfont coloru003d"black" faceu003d"Arial" sizeu003d"5"> u003cspan styleu003d"font-size:18pt;color:black;fon t-family:Arial">At 8 - More About: Things
from the sash down, what do you have?
More articles from this author:2007-08-11 14:20:00 A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration 1, 2, 3 |
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