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It's Just the Coffee Talking


It's Just the Coffee Talking
Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee. It's me, chatting over morning coffee with my readers about any topic from apologetics to zero gravity.
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Don't Lace Your Skater Shoes. I Got it.
2008-05-18 18:23:00
Getting ready to leave I realize I should wear shoes. Preferably tennis shoes. My daughters make fun of my old Reeboks so I take inventory of their 8 pairs of tennis shoes and chose one of my 12 year olds. They are 1/2 size too big and it feels funny. I chose instead, a pair that my 12 year old grew out of. They fit perfectly. Except they are 'skate shoes' and you can't lace up skate shoes
More About: Shoes , Skater , Lace
So... Ashlee Simpson is married.... by her FATHER of course.
2008-05-18 15:45:00
No... he's not a minister. He's just... weird. LOL. Here, read; Simpson -Wentz have 'Alice in Wonderland' wedding LOS ANGELES (AP) - Singer Ashlee Simpson has exchanged vows with musician Pete Wentz in a fairy tale wedding complete with an "Alice in Wonderland"- themed reception. People magazine reports about 150 people attended the nuptials yesterday at her parents' home in the Los
More About: Father , Married
LifeTouch Needs to Get a Clue
2008-05-18 15:28:00
Yearbook photos botched in 'unfortunate lapse' McKINNEY, Texas (AP) -- School officials say they are appalled by altered photos -- including heads on different bodies -- in hundreds of McKinney High School yearbooks delivered this week. Besides the head and body switching, some necks were stretched, one girl's arm was missing and another girl's head was placed on what appeared to be a nude
Sunday... Before Coffee
2008-05-18 14:55:00
For about 2 weeks my husband has wondered what was happening to our 11 flowering pear tree's that were planted last year. They all came back this Spring but one by one the tips would turn black and die and the leaves were incredibly droopy. He trimmed away all the black tips last week and mentioned it to me, but I never really paid attention. On Friday we discussed it for about 2 minutes and
More About: Coffee , Sunday
Stupid Boys
2008-05-17 04:54:00
It's a good thing I grew up in a family with three brothers and no sisters. God was just getting me ready for life with a son of my own. Stupid Boy. Stupid Mistake number one: When upper classmen from your high school in cars and trucks yell "Hey Freshmen! Get in!" - Decline. Stupid Mistake number two: When sitting in the back of said-truck, do not text friends on your cell phone. Leave
More About: Boys
Apparently Some Stranger is Giving me 7.5 million pounds!
2008-05-17 00:51:00
Yeah me! I just checked my email and guess what? I get to help the needy with someone else's money! WoooWhoo! I'm SO GLAD this perfect stranger picked ME and MY EMAIL to donate all her money to! (from my email...) I am married to Dave Cole who died decades ago. When my husband was alive he deposited 7.5 Million pounds with a bank here in uk. My doctor confirmed that i have limited days to
More About: Giving
What To Do With Great Aunt Ethels Rainbow Colored Frog Statue from 1967
2008-05-16 23:53:00
A few chosen lyrics of "Ebay" by Weird Al A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay I'll buy ... your knick-knack Just check ... my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a
More About: Statue , Great , Frog , Rainbow
My Phone Would Be Ringing Off the Hook... You Know - If I Uh, Was Listed in
2008-05-16 04:11:00
When you live in a small town there are certain things you have to accept. You have to accept that the whole town is either best friends or related to each other. You have to accept that whatever may or may not be going on in your life is going to be fodder for gossip... even if it's something as boring as your neighbor seeing you plant a new shrub on the West side of your house... I SWEAR to
More About: Phone , Listed , Hook
Then Again... Maybe I Won't
2008-05-16 04:03:00
The paperwork for my 20 year high school reunion is sitting in the 'file pile' and has been for oh, 5 or 6 weeks now. I've glanced at it a couple times but I really don't know that I'm going. Part of me would like to - just to see the 4 or 5 people that I really might like to see. But the other part of me? Uh, not so much. I didn't have much in common with them 20 years ago and somehow I
WHY do I care??? But... I do. I admit it. I CARE about Angelina. There.
2008-05-15 16:24:00
Angelina has confirmed she is pregnant with TWINS. And... I'm happy for her, and a little jealous both for being pregnant with twins and that Brad is the Daddy... (LOL). And WHY do I care? I don't know. But I do. She's just so darn cute I can't help it.
More About: Care , Angelina
He might have a future career as art designer at Pl*yboy or another magazin
2008-05-15 13:02:00
Yesterdays email read; "Dear Meritt, For Personal Living Skills and Consumer Science Class Coffeekid has a Clothing Design Book due tomorrow and might need your help to finish this project. Thank You." (Ok... it didn't read EXACTLY that, but close.) Me: Coffeekid, what homework do you have tonight? CK: Uh, just some Math. Me: And? CK: Hmmm. Uh, oh yeah! And some art. I have a
More About: Future , Career , Designer , Magazin
The latest on the fake mutual fund....
2008-05-15 02:36:00
I realized that I hadn't updated the 'mutual fund' that I was helping my FIL sort out and decided to do a quick recap on that little fiasco as well. Some of you might remember already but I'll recap quickly... My FIL came to visit 2 weeks ago and while he was here mentioned to me that perhaps I could help with something. Oh boy.... Sure enough, it's a doozy but then again it always is with
More About: Mutual fund , Fake , Fund , Mutual
Still Helping my Fil with everything from that fake mutual fund to cellphon
2008-05-15 02:03:00
Of the many things I'm trying to help my 80 year old FIL with, I've managed to tackle a couple of them and I'm working on a couple more. Tonight I've been working on the cell phone issue. I actually didn't know that my FIL even had a cellphone until he was here visiting two weeks ago. He said something about having his cellphone with him and I said, "What? You have a cell phone? Why didn't
More About: Mutual fund , Fake , Fund , Mutual
A Smoothie I Wouldn't Want to Drink
2008-05-14 16:28:00
You all know I haven't watched television since 1998 so there are things I completely miss or don't hear about at all (not that I mind, mostly) and much of it is on the internet anyway so between articles and videos of the episodes on tv, I see and hear pretty much everything in my own time and my own terms. So I'm a little slow when it comes to hearing about "Ten Superfoods" (apparently this
More About: Drink
Morning Revelations While Putting Away the Deli Ham
2008-05-14 14:16:00
*This first paragraph makes it sound like it's a sappy lovey dovey Hallmark card post... LOL. It's not.* As I placed my hand on the door of the refrigerator to put away the bagels, cream cheese and ham from making my daughter a cold lunch for school today, my eyes glanced at the magnet that has graced the front of the fridge since Sunday; Mothers Day. It's a pink magnet with a poem on the
More About: Morning , Revelations , Putting , Deli
I Like What a I Do... And it's Helpful Too!
2008-05-14 13:29:00
When I resigned a year ago from my last job I tried to be a full time housewife and mother but you guys were with me during that struggle... I never quite came to terms with the fact that I wasn't working anymore. It was an odd twilight zone kind of place to be in - I would have my coffee, glance at the clock and realize it was 8:00 and my heart would skip seven beats thinking I was going to be
Bring it On Mother Nature... Bring it On
2008-05-14 13:09:00
Monday I wasn't online much... almost not at all actually. After hemming and hawing about no money to go with the strong urge to get my garden 'in' I decided to take a deep breath and get the plastic out... yes, it went on credit card but I'm hoping on payday this Friday I can put an immediate payment to the balance. Off I went to the store and since Coffeehusbands day 'off' this week was
More About: Nature , Mother Nature , Mother , Bring It On
Rambo - First Blood is Coming Back to a Theater Near You (ok... only for on
2008-05-14 04:57:00
It was to be a romantic night. It started with a phone call, asking me out for dinner and movie. By the end of the phone call it was a 'double date' and I was to get one of my friends to go out with his friend. We'd head to the 'city' near us that still had a drive-in movie theater (complete with the speaker box you hang on your window). In the end I wouldn't call it romantic. He washed his
More About: Theater , Back , Blood , Rambo , First Blood
A Tale of Three Closets (A True Story)
2008-05-13 17:42:00
The oldest Child (17) The one that can't bear to throw or give anything away. Too small? Too big? Never wear it? Hate it? Keep it anyway! Shove as much as you can in your closet, on the shelves and in your two dressers... then use the chair in your room for the overflow. When the chair is also overflowing resort to your floor. Of course you still reserve the right to complain every morning
More About: Story , True Story , True , Tale
How come the invitations and announcements of today are so much cooler than
2008-05-13 16:02:00
In just a few weeks my husband and I are going to celebrate our 20th Wedding Anniversary. It's amazing that this much time has gone by already as it seriously (!) feels like it's only been about 8 or 9 years at most. Although I'd love to be whisked away for a romantic cruise to celebrate, I think a more realistic outlook is that perhaps we'll hold a small reception here with friends and family.
More About: Today , Cooler , Invitations
Three Years Ago this Spring We Finally Made our Will....
2008-05-13 15:19:00
It took 15 years, 10 moves, 3 kids and finally, our very first vacation ever without children coming with us to finally getting around to making a will. (Remember those posts from about 3 years ago?). Now, thanks to that 'vacation kick in the butt' everything is in order, from financial to who will raise the children if something happens to us. Between our retirement and insurance the kids
More About: Spring , Made , Finally , Years
The Year My Mothers Day Gift Came From the Gas Station
2008-05-12 15:02:00
Yesterday morning I awoke to coffee that had been preprogrammed by my husband to come on after he left for work. He also left me my favorite cream horns for breakfast and a card that I can't show to the children. LOL. He had to work yesterday so he had left the house by 5:15 am. Our basement held three boys; Coffeekid and two of his teenaged friends. Upstairs my 17 year old daughter slept
More About: Gift , Mothers Day , Station , Mothers , Year
For All the Mothers Like Me Who "Don't Work"
2008-05-11 15:21:00
My Wife Doesn't "Work " By Gary Lautens Is there anything more embarrassing today than being married to a woman who doesn't "work?" Take Jackie. She weaves, spins wool, attends classes twice a week at art college and is currently putting together a seven- foot tapestry she designed for the living room. She also whips up a hundred meals a week, irons a dozen shirts, waxes and washes the
More About: Mothers
Wet Oatmeal Kisses - Being a Mom of three under 5
2008-05-11 14:39:00
This photo is of that actual vacation.... When I was 25 years old I became the mother of three. My daughter had just turned 5 the day before I went into labor with my third child. My son was 3. The baby was a newborn. We drove on our annual family vacation to South Carolina with a cooler of food in the back of the minivan, about $400 in our pocket and uh, about $400 of that was for the hotel
More About: Kisses , Oatmeal
Oh Crap! Or Should I say "OH! GUM!"
2008-05-10 14:54:00
I poured a steaming hot cup of coffee and sat down to read the news and update a couple of my websites. I got busy and set the coffee on a piece of paper I had placed off to the side of my computer last night on the desk. I completely forgot that I was also chewing gum last night and placed it on the paper as well. When I finally managed to take a sip, I lifted the cup and the paper came with
More About: Crap
Back to Basics - Coffee Talk on Saturday Morning Around the Kitchen Table
2008-05-10 14:29:00
Bianca has her first track meet this morning so we have to drive to somewhere I've never been, register her with money we don't have, pay to get in with more money we don't have and then sit there from 9:00 am until about 4:30 pm. (So I'm told.) This is a special track club not through the regular school track and field program and we've never done it before. Kat will be driving to yet a
More About: Kitchen , Coffee , Talk , Saturday , Back
Of Course I Wear Shoes.... sometimes.
2008-05-10 14:17:00
I've always joked that I was born without the female 'shoe' gene. I prefer barefeet and socks in pretty much any situation, whether I'm driving in the SUV and it's a full fledged blizzard outside or it's 104 degree's out. I've learned to keep a pair of flip flops under the passenger seat so I don't find myself unexpectedly outside a store or other place of business where I need shoes and I'm
More About: Shoes , Wear
In Which the Ghost Apparently Doesn't Want my Husband to Work Out
2008-05-10 03:44:00
When it comes to the 'odd' things that sometimes happen in our lives or homes we don't just jump to conclusions and assume it's a ghost or spirit or 'energy' or whatever. Actually, just typing that sentence made me feel really stupid... LOL. I wonder why we feel like retards when we talk about ghosts and weird things that happen to us? Ha ha. Ok... well, readers that have been around for
More About: Ghost , Work , Husband , The Ghost
Did You Guys See That Britney Bothered to Show Up in Court Earlier this Wee
2008-05-10 03:16:00
Everyone who knows even a little bit about me knows that I don't watch tv but I obviously don't live under a rock either and with the internet I have no problem keeping up with the latest Hollywood gossip, news or anything else that happens on Gods green earth. That's why I know that apparently Britney 's stints in drug rehab and the hospital have apparently done some good. Why do I think this?
More About: Show , Guys , Court
Michelle Duggar is pregnant with baby number 18!
2008-05-09 20:15:00
I got a smile on my face when I read the news... God Bless her. I know a LOT of 'large' families. My very best friend in the whole world comes from a family of 10 children and I've always been jealous as we only had 4 kids. They still have the greatest family - and I was just celebrating a family birthday with them last weekend and 4 of the 10 were there with their own families. Awesome.
More About: Baby , Pregnant , Michelle , Number
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