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?Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?? Boy George busted for chaining up a male e
2007-11-23 09:59:00 Giving new meaning to the question Do You Really Want to Hurt Me, former Culture Club singer Boy George will stand trial in February charged with falsely imprisoning a male escort by chaining him to a wall, a court ruled Thursday. Thames Magistrate Court in London set a date of February 25 for the trial ... More About: Male , Busted
Turdfly
2007-11-23 09:36:00 There’s not much to be said about Turdfly that hasn’t been said about Max Cavalera’s several other projects to date, they suck! Bookmark to:
Reason #724 why the Melvins rule!
2007-11-21 12:03:00 A long time favorite of the Turd, the Melvin s eat all those pussy singer/songwriters for breakfast. Bookmark to: More About: Reason , Rule
Bill O?Reilly smuggles 100 kilograms of smack out of Afghanistan
2007-11-20 09:59:00 KABUL — Using a surreptitious USO trip to Afghanistan as cover, Bill O ’Reilly has smuggled 100 kilograms of pure Afghan heroin out of Afghanistan and into Turkey, where it will ... More About: Heroin
Narc on your kids, it?s fun
2007-11-18 13:47:00 BOSTON, MA - Police are launching a program that will call upon parents in high-crime neighborhoods to allow detectives into their homes, without a warrant, to search for guns in their children’s bedrooms. The program, which is already raising questions about civil liberties, is based on the premise that parents are dumb and do not even ... More About: Kids , Narc
U.S. Government Recalled
2007-11-18 08:44:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — With an ineptitude larger than the GNP of all developing countries combined, the U.S. Government is being recalled. Manufactured in 1913 by the creation of the Federal Reserve act, which gave control of all U.S. domestic and foreign affairs to a handful of bankers, the U.S. Government as we know it is ... More About: Recalled
Real Footage of Aliens Fighting
2007-11-17 13:40:00 Conclusive evidence of aliens and they are hostile creatures! Bookmark to: More About: Aliens , Fighting , Real , Liens , Footage
White House Blackwater Secret Document Leaked
2007-11-15 12:26:00 “Let sleeping dogs lie, Blackwater is going to do what Blackwater is going to do. If you don’t believe me then I’ll have Condi bite your dick off.” G.W. Bush Bookmark to: More About: House , White House , White , Secret
Sigur Ros admit they are inspired from Hallmark greeting cards
2007-11-14 11:30:00 Jon Thor Birgisson, guitarist and vocalist of Sigur Ros has finally admitted that the band draws their inspiration from Hallmark greeting cards. Birgisson said that after the group’s critically acclaimed album, Ágætis Byrjun, the band lost its ability to be creative. He continued by saying: We begun reading Hallmark cards and it inspired us to make ... More About: Cards , Greeting Cards , Inspired , Greeting
Starbury on the loose
2007-11-14 11:13:00 Stephon “Starbury ” Marbury has finally concluded the Trix are for kids and that silly rabbit is high on mescaline. The oft-troubled star has been living on his own planet since the beginning of last summer. In a next message to the New York Post’s Marc Berman, Starbury said: I have one thing to say and that?s I ...
Walmart?s 2 for 1 Teen Torture Pack
2007-11-10 08:25:00 Tired of those pesky teenagers asking too many questions or disobeying your authority? Check out the Walmart 2 for 1 Teen Torture Pack . When you purchase a set of Mitt Romney Teen Torture Nipple Clamps, you will receive a free copy of The Eagles ’ new album “Long Road out of Eden.” When sending 10,000 watts of common ... More About: Election
Shane Rawley Inspirational Speaker
2007-11-10 04:36:00 Are you in a funk, feeling depressed or just wish that you could lose those extra few pounds? Well, then do we have the solution for you! Shane Rawley, former Major League Baseball pitcher, has been travelling across America spreading his message of hope and positivity. Born in Racine, Wisconsin, the former left handed pitcher can bring joy ... More About: Inspirational , Speaker
Boris voted best rock band again
2007-11-10 04:14:00 Boris has been voted the best rock band on the planet for 1,000th consecutive year by TOAS. If you doubt us we give you exhibit A, Boris with Kurihara Michio giving “Furi” to the the masses in San Francisco. Bookmark to: More About: Band , Rock , Boris , Rock Band
Huckabee, ?Jesus rode a brontosaurus?
2007-11-08 13:21:00 AMHERST, N.H. — During a recent campaign stop, U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told reporters that dinosaurs are only 5,000 years old. He continued by saying “what people call the fossil record is really the work of over-imaginative minds.” The conservative politician further added that he doesn’t believe in evolution and Charles Darwin was some ... More About: Jesus , Christian Right , Election
Prince says ?fuck you? to his fans
2007-11-08 03:17:00 The man who etched “slave” on the side of his face in defiance of his supposed enslavement to Warner Brothers now wants to take images and critique off his fans’ websites. A fan group, Prince Fans United, claims the star is trying to “stifle all critical commentary” and he is in “violation of the freedom of ... More About: Turd , Fuck
Eric Clapturd
2007-11-07 10:46:00 We give you slow hand himself, the man who only knows how to play one solo but some how millions of people think he is a good guitarist. Too bad most people don’t know that Jack Bruce wrote all the good songs by Cream. Bookmark to: More About: Eric Clapton
The Cult of Ron Paul
2007-11-06 05:00:00 WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just received an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday by hauling in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours. Paul, the Texas congressman with a Libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving that the mainstream U.S. media ... More About: Bush , Rudy Giuliani , Cult
In Vogue: U.S. Republicans like cross dressing
2007-11-05 03:21:00 Yet another Republican U.S. politician has been busted for not being able to resist the unrelenting homosexual cabal. Washington State Republican Representative Richard Curtis, admitted to having sex with a man he met at an adult video store in Spokane last week, according to a police report released Tuesday afternoon. The police report, filled with numerous ... More About: Republicans , Vogue , Cross , Cross Dressing
Shigeta and Kodama to make crotch shot, panty sniffing robots
2007-11-03 10:18:00 What happens when you pair? You get the enhanced scouting technology of Toyo Shigeta, the master of the “Crotch Shot ,” meeting the stealth maneuvering of the panty stealing construction worker, Shigeo Kodama. Together with Lockwasher Design, they are planning to make the next generation of panty stealing robots, equipped with advanced ... More About: Robots , Maria Sharapova , Make , Robo
Bone Turds-n-Harmony
2007-11-03 07:28:00 Graced with a quick, sometimes sung delivery, Bone Turds -N-Harmony burst out of the Midwest in the mid-’90s with a pair of massive hits, “Turdish Ruggish Bone” and “Tha Turdroads,”along with a great album, Turd 1999 Eternal, and then quickly unraveled. Now the group is back together after the release of their greatest hits, Turd Stories. ...
Perving Shigeta and the Sharapova Crotch Shot
2007-11-02 13:28:00 NEW YORK (AP) The former creative director of the U.S. arm of the Dentsu advertising agency sued the firm Thursday, saying he was pressured to visit a brothel and engage in other sexually explicit activities on company outings and then was fired after he complained about it. In a lawsuit seeking unspecified damages filed in the ... More About: Maria Sharapova , Shot , Hara , Shara
iShat it
2007-11-01 10:15:00 In an effort for us to become lazier, do more drugs and have massive cocaine parties with strippers and whores, Turd on a Stick is giving you, our loyal readers (all 42 of you), a chance to write for our illustrious turd. If you see, read or witness something that makes you think that is ... More About: Turds
Orwell rolls over in his grave and says I was right
2007-10-31 13:03:00 Daniel Estulin, a Madrid-based journalist and an investigative reporter who took on the daunting and dangerous task of researching the Bildeberg Group, has offered his findings in The True Story Of The Bilderberg Group, recently published by Trine Day. What Estulin’s book makes clear is that the group, along with the Council on Foreign Relations ... More About: Grave , Well , Orwell
Oprah admits she is the antichrist
2007-10-30 13:32:00 A tearful Oprah Winfrey has begged forgiveness from parents of girls at her school in South Africa, following allegations of sexual and physical abuse.In an emergency meeting in Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg, Winfrey was visibly distraught at reports that students had been abused by a school matron. “I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so ... More About: Antichrist
Wankathon III
2007-10-28 11:40:00 Are you a loser, good at masturbating, and can’t play the guitar? Well, then do we have a game for you! Bookmark to:
Obama to dawn black face?
2007-10-22 15:18:00 With his support in the 2008 Democratic U.S. Presidential race dwindling day by day to Hilliary Clinton, Barack Obama is comptemplating dawning black face in the spirit of Lewis Hallam Jr. The move is said to be out of a desire to drum up more support and to also convince the black voters that he ... More About: Black , Election , Face
The fucking monkeys
2007-10-22 11:18:00 Anyone who has ventured to India knows about the monkeys and how much fun they can be to watch after a few joints and some bang lassies. Well, it seems the monkeys have finally struck at humanity by mortally wounding the deputy mayor of Delhi. SS Bajwa died from serious head injuries that he suffered ... More About: Fucking , Monkeys
Harry Potter to burn in hell
2007-10-21 01:32:00 That no good wench J.K. Rowling has just gayified Harry Potter . If it is not the unrelenting secular gay cabal trying to take away the sanctity of marriage, then it is these pansy ass writers from England who glorify homosinuality to America’s youth. It is God’s given right to keep America intolerant and afraid of ... More About: Hell , Burn
An open letter from U.S. Senator Larry Craig
More articles from this author:2007-10-19 20:33:00 Dear Friends, You may have been following all the recent news and events about my attempt to retract my guilty plea to disorderly conduct in Minnesota. I have a few things to say about this matter. How is a man suppose to go to the bathroom when there is a lewd fandango going on in the stall ... More About: Open , Larry , Letter , Open Letter , Craig 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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