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Turd Blunt
2007-09-24 15:47:00 All the girls swoon over Turd Blunt . Bookmark to: More About: James Blunt
TOAS Haunted House: former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace rises from the
2007-09-18 17:48:00 At the height of the war against the Axis powers, former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace was extremely prophetic in the New York Times on April 9, 1944: The really dangerous American fascists are not those who are hooked up directly or indirectly with the Axis. The FBI has its finger on those. The dangerous American fascist is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way what Hitler did in Germany in a Prussian way. The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power. Mr. Wallace then bluntly laid out his concern about the same happening here in America in the same article: If we define an American fascist as one who in case of conflict puts money and power ahead of human beings, then there are undoubted... More About: House , Vice President
Chinese man drops dead after viewing Turd on a Stick
2007-09-17 13:28:00 BEIJING - A Chinese man dropped dead after viewing Turd on a Stick for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday as China seeks to wean internet addicts offline. The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, age 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from an internet cafe, local authorities were quoted by the Beijing News as saying. “Police have ruled out the possibility of suicide,” the newspaper said, adding that exhaustion and disbelief were the most likely cause of death. The report did not say what TOAS post he was viewing when he died. Bookmark to: More About: Dead , Viewing
Cheney on D.C. Madam?s Phone List
2007-09-16 22:49:00 Is that Papa Cheney or is that Big Dick getting ready for his spanking? It seems that one of our favorite fascists is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s list. An extremely knowledgeable source within the CIA has informed TOAS that when Mr. Cheney was not cross dressing with Australian Prime Minister John Howard or sucking King Abdullah’s ... More About: Phone , List , Madam
Robertson: ?Only Muslims get earthquakes?
2007-09-13 16:09:00 In the wake of the three earthquakes that have hit the Indonesian island of Sumatra, U.S. televangelist Pat Robe rtson declared on his 700 Club TV program that “only Muslims get earthquakes.” He continued by saying: No good Christians have ever been caught in earthquakes. Those dirty fag bastards in San Francisco deserved every bit of God’s ... More About: Earthquakes , Christian Right
Pope Benedict XVI the cowboy
2007-09-12 16:30:00 Come on all you young boys! I got drugs and my ass is on fire. Do you want to go to heaven or what? Bookmark to: More About: Cowboy , Pope Benedict X , Gay Pride , Pope , Benedict
The Britney Spears Death Watch
2007-09-12 14:04:00 Destined to be the new Anna Nicole Smith , Britney Spears took to the stage of the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards show performing her new song “Gimme More.” Appearing disengaged and on a shit load of pain killers, the pop star appeared to stop singing altogether several times during her performance. With her fifth studio album ... More About: Watch , Death
New Indiana Jones movie ?Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Turds?
2007-09-11 13:45:00 NEW YORK (AP) — The title of the new “Indiana Jones” movie, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Harrison Ford , has been revealed. “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Turds” will be in theaters May 22, 2008. The title of the long-awaited fourth installment of the adventure series was announced by Shia LaBeouf, who co-stars with ... More About: Movie
So long and thanks for all the cats
2007-09-10 16:34:00 If I could speak cat. I’d say “That’s my fucking pseudonym cat. Fuck off and get your own. Stupid furball.”Next thing you know it’ll have it’s own blog. Probably more popular than TOAS. I can’t wait until they find out that posting video of your cat gives You Tube rights to perform market research on ... More About: Cats , Turds , Long , Hank
This is my cat, keep watching, keep watching, Turd Furgeson plays fetch
2007-09-10 15:53:00 Pretty disturbing… Bookmark to: More About: Turds , Turd , Watching , Plays , Fetch
The Petraeus Report
2007-09-10 15:29:00 WASHINGTON D.C. –This week, the top US commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus , will give evidence about the war in Iraq in person to Congress. President George W Bush will later lie in a formal report on the performance of the Iraqi government (or lack of) in meeting US-set benchmarks for political reconciliation. The most ... More About: Report
Karl Rove is now running spin for bin-Laden
2007-09-09 17:33:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — Sources close to Karl Rove have informed TOAS that Karl Rove has accepted a position within Al-Queda. The former adviser to U.S. President Bush is reportedly now working on global strategy and public relations in order to help improve the Islamic Extremists’ image across the globe. According to an unidentified source, Mr. Rove’s ... More About: Running , Hillary Clinton , Election
South Korean President No Tells Bush to stop being a menace on the Korean P
2007-09-07 14:00:00 SYDNEY — Fresh off from freeing his idiotic compatriots, who tried to introduce Christianity into a 99% Muslim country, South Korea n President No Moo-hyun ended his talks with U.S. President Bush on a sour note Friday not over the war in Iraq , but rather the Korean conflict that ended with a truce more than ...
Ron Paul is such an asshole
2007-09-06 15:46:00 He’s always on about why believe someone that lied again and again? Like that question really means anything. Then he’s all constitution this, and constitution that, like a pot smokin communist hippie freak. But what pisses me off most is the way he got a bunch of left wing populist groups to infiltrate the Republocrat debates and cheer his spew about OH!… ‘let the people that represent the people take a role in shaping foreign policy’ psycho babble. Why the hell does he always answer ‘terrorism’ questions by pointing to the source of terrorism like some kind of smart ass? Did you know his grandmother used to give cookies to a muslim baby when they lived in the vilage? Unpatriotic to say the least. Powered by ScribeFire. Bookmark to: More About: Ron Paul , Paul , Asshole , Paul I
Legalize It - and - I’ll Advertise it…
2007-09-06 14:55:00 Opium production in Afghanistan is kicking ass and all with the help of strategic U.S. Military intervention. Way to go white house for keeping the generals out of their own affairs. Put those losers in the Pentagon in charge of Afghanistan and there’d be fuck all smack to go around! Powered by ScribeFire. Bookmark to: More About: Advertise , Vert
The First Time I ever Saw Your Face
2007-09-06 14:53:00 Always trying to find the undiscovered talents of the drag karaoke scene we give you The First Time I ever Saw Your Face . Bookmark to: More About: First Time
Order your Klansman statue today
2007-09-06 11:32:00 KKK.com has ceramic statues of Klan sman that are 10 inches tall with a fine gloss glaze, which includes a blood drop logo that is applied after the glazing process. The blood drop signifies the Klu Klux Klan’s (self-proclaimed pure white inbred) blood heritage and the sacrificial blood of Christ that redeemed them from their sins. They are hand made one at a time by a bunch of pure white, Jew and nigger hating inbred retarded 12 year olds, who still cannot distinguish the difference between the plural you and “yous all.” The statue comes with or without lighted eyes and makes a nice display item and is also great as a gift or collectors item. The lighted statues come with on/off switch and light bulb. When placing your order please be sure to remember the KKK’s message: “Our Entire Group of Sites are Family and Christian Friendly” Order yours today! Supplies are limited! lb Bookmark to: More About: Statue , Today
Howard to suck Bush?s cock
2007-09-05 19:34:00 SYDNEY — At a joint news conference, Mr Howard (on his knees from under the podium) pledged support for the Iraq mission, while Mr Bush told journalists he thought Mr Howard was great at giving head. Mr Bush also addressed America’s “complex” ties with China and hit out at Burma’s military leaders. ... More About: Australia , John Howard , Suck
Turd Eye Blind
2007-09-04 00:57:00 Falling between Hootie & the Turd fish and Shit, Turd Eye Blind ’s catchy and melodic post-grunge made the group’s first single, “Semi-Turd Life,” into a hit in the spring of 1997. Bookmark to:
Turd on a Stick - Bark at the Turd
2007-09-03 02:35:00 An action figure is usually jointed, thus capable of various dynamic poses. A figurine, meanwhile, is typically frozen into a single pose. It might enjoy an exquisite level of detail, might be nice to look at for awhile. But in the end, it isn’t meant to be engaged with– it sits idly on the mantle, ... More About: Turd , Stick , Tick
Celestial Seasons Seagaltime
2007-08-31 07:31:00 Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea. Bookmark to: More About: Seasons , Seas
Hands on Shit: Michaelangelo Matos in the Turd Factory
2007-08-30 09:28:00 Turds are everywhere, and seldom more so than this year. A freaking Mormon, who likes to torture teens is set to run for the White House, and this week Australian Prime Minister John Howard declared that any planes who stray into downtown Sydney’s airspace during the APEC Summit will be shot down which ... More About: Factory , Turd , Hands , Shit , Hands On
David Vitter?s Refastenable Adult Diapers
2007-08-29 09:43:00 The only adult diapers with the U.S. Senate seal of approval. Bookmark to: More About: David , Adult , Diapers , David Vitter , Vitter
All fags go to hell, wait let me see your cock
2007-08-28 23:57:00 WASHINGTON ? U.S. Senator Larry Craig is a conservative Republican who has voted against gay marriage and opposes hate crimes legislation that would extend special protections to gay and lesbian crime victims. However, he was busted for lewd conduct in a men?s toilet at the Minneapolis airport. Craig has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges and his ... More About: Christian Right , Hell , Cock
Turd and Sebastian
2007-08-28 08:12:00 We give those sensitive indie rockers from Glasgow… Bookmark to: More About: Turd , Sebastian
Bush vows to continue promoting fascism
2007-08-26 13:34:00 KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said: The ideals and interests that led ... More About: Promoting , Fascism , Vows , Romo
Mitt Romeny Teen Torture Nipple Clamps now available in all Walmart stores
2007-08-25 07:34:00 Supplies are limited. Purchase your set today and keep those pesky kids from asking questions. Bookmark to: More About: Republican , Mitt Romney , Election , Torture , Stores
Barry Bonds handed big steaming turd
2007-08-25 04:21:00 SAN FRANCISCO — Barry Bonds basked in hometown adulation Friday during a celebration where he received a steaming big turd from TOAS and heard every mention of the steroid controversy that dogged him on the way to the career home run record. Bonds was joined on a stage at Justin Herman Plaza by family, teammates, politicians ... More About: Turd , Ming
Lohan gets her wish to make lesbian jail house porn
More articles from this author:2007-08-25 00:51:00 LOS ANGELES - Actress Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to drunk driving charges in a plea bargain with authorities. Accordingly, the actress will have to spend one night in jail (in which she plans to make a lesbian jail house porn film) and has to serve three years probation with community service and a drug ... More About: House , Lesbian , Make 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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