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This is my cat, keep watching, keep watching, Turd Furgeson plays fetch
2007-09-10 15:53:00 Pretty disturbing… Bookmark to: More About: Turds , Turd , Watching , Plays , Fetch
The Petraeus Report
2007-09-10 15:29:00 WASHINGTON D.C. –This week, the top US commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus , will give evidence about the war in Iraq in person to Congress. President George W Bush will later lie in a formal report on the performance of the Iraqi government (or lack of) in meeting US-set benchmarks for political reconciliation. The most ... More About: Report
Karl Rove is now running spin for bin-Laden
2007-09-09 17:33:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — Sources close to Karl Rove have informed TOAS that Karl Rove has accepted a position within Al-Queda. The former adviser to U.S. President Bush is reportedly now working on global strategy and public relations in order to help improve the Islamic Extremists’ image across the globe. According to an unidentified source, Mr. Rove’s ... More About: Running , Hillary Clinton , Election
South Korean President No Tells Bush to stop being a menace on the Korean P
2007-09-07 14:00:00 SYDNEY — Fresh off from freeing his idiotic compatriots, who tried to introduce Christianity into a 99% Muslim country, South Korea n President No Moo-hyun ended his talks with U.S. President Bush on a sour note Friday not over the war in Iraq , but rather the Korean conflict that ended with a truce more than ...
Ron Paul is such an asshole
2007-09-06 15:46:00 He’s always on about why believe someone that lied again and again? Like that question really means anything. Then he’s all constitution this, and constitution that, like a pot smokin communist hippie freak. But what pisses me off most is the way he got a bunch of left wing populist groups to infiltrate the Republocrat debates and cheer his spew about OH!… ‘let the people that represent the people take a role in shaping foreign policy’ psycho babble. Why the hell does he always answer ‘terrorism’ questions by pointing to the source of terrorism like some kind of smart ass? Did you know his grandmother used to give cookies to a muslim baby when they lived in the vilage? Unpatriotic to say the least. Powered by ScribeFire. Bookmark to: More About: Ron Paul , Paul , Asshole , Paul I
Legalize It - and - I’ll Advertise it…
2007-09-06 14:55:00 Opium production in Afghanistan is kicking ass and all with the help of strategic U.S. Military intervention. Way to go white house for keeping the generals out of their own affairs. Put those losers in the Pentagon in charge of Afghanistan and there’d be fuck all smack to go around! Powered by ScribeFire. Bookmark to: More About: Advertise , Vert
The First Time I ever Saw Your Face
2007-09-06 14:53:00 Always trying to find the undiscovered talents of the drag karaoke scene we give you The First Time I ever Saw Your Face . Bookmark to: More About: First Time
Order your Klansman statue today
2007-09-06 11:32:00 KKK.com has ceramic statues of Klan sman that are 10 inches tall with a fine gloss glaze, which includes a blood drop logo that is applied after the glazing process. The blood drop signifies the Klu Klux Klan’s (self-proclaimed pure white inbred) blood heritage and the sacrificial blood of Christ that redeemed them from their sins. They are hand made one at a time by a bunch of pure white, Jew and nigger hating inbred retarded 12 year olds, who still cannot distinguish the difference between the plural you and “yous all.” The statue comes with or without lighted eyes and makes a nice display item and is also great as a gift or collectors item. The lighted statues come with on/off switch and light bulb. When placing your order please be sure to remember the KKK’s message: “Our Entire Group of Sites are Family and Christian Friendly” Order yours today! Supplies are limited! lb Bookmark to: More About: Statue , Today
Howard to suck Bush?s cock
2007-09-05 19:34:00 SYDNEY — At a joint news conference, Mr Howard (on his knees from under the podium) pledged support for the Iraq mission, while Mr Bush told journalists he thought Mr Howard was great at giving head. Mr Bush also addressed America’s “complex” ties with China and hit out at Burma’s military leaders. ... More About: Australia , John Howard , Suck
Turd Eye Blind
2007-09-04 00:57:00 Falling between Hootie & the Turd fish and Shit, Turd Eye Blind ’s catchy and melodic post-grunge made the group’s first single, “Semi-Turd Life,” into a hit in the spring of 1997. Bookmark to:
Turd on a Stick - Bark at the Turd
2007-09-03 02:35:00 An action figure is usually jointed, thus capable of various dynamic poses. A figurine, meanwhile, is typically frozen into a single pose. It might enjoy an exquisite level of detail, might be nice to look at for awhile. But in the end, it isn’t meant to be engaged with– it sits idly on the mantle, ... More About: Turd , Stick , Tick
Celestial Seasons Seagaltime
2007-08-31 07:31:00 Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea. Bookmark to: More About: Seasons , Seas
Hands on Shit: Michaelangelo Matos in the Turd Factory
2007-08-30 09:28:00 Turds are everywhere, and seldom more so than this year. A freaking Mormon, who likes to torture teens is set to run for the White House, and this week Australian Prime Minister John Howard declared that any planes who stray into downtown Sydney’s airspace during the APEC Summit will be shot down which ... More About: Factory , Turd , Hands , Shit , Hands On
David Vitter?s Refastenable Adult Diapers
2007-08-29 09:43:00 The only adult diapers with the U.S. Senate seal of approval. Bookmark to: More About: David , Adult , Diapers , David Vitter , Vitter
All fags go to hell, wait let me see your cock
2007-08-28 23:57:00 WASHINGTON ? U.S. Senator Larry Craig is a conservative Republican who has voted against gay marriage and opposes hate crimes legislation that would extend special protections to gay and lesbian crime victims. However, he was busted for lewd conduct in a men?s toilet at the Minneapolis airport. Craig has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges and his ... More About: Christian Right , Hell , Cock
Turd and Sebastian
2007-08-28 08:12:00 We give those sensitive indie rockers from Glasgow… Bookmark to: More About: Turd , Sebastian
Bush vows to continue promoting fascism
2007-08-26 13:34:00 KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said: The ideals and interests that led ... More About: Promoting , Fascism , Vows , Romo
Mitt Romeny Teen Torture Nipple Clamps now available in all Walmart stores
2007-08-25 07:34:00 Supplies are limited. Purchase your set today and keep those pesky kids from asking questions. Bookmark to: More About: Republican , Mitt Romney , Election , Torture , Stores
Barry Bonds handed big steaming turd
2007-08-25 04:21:00 SAN FRANCISCO — Barry Bonds basked in hometown adulation Friday during a celebration where he received a steaming big turd from TOAS and heard every mention of the steroid controversy that dogged him on the way to the career home run record. Bonds was joined on a stage at Justin Herman Plaza by family, teammates, politicians ... More About: Turd , Ming
Lohan gets her wish to make lesbian jail house porn
2007-08-25 00:51:00 LOS ANGELES - Actress Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to drunk driving charges in a plea bargain with authorities. Accordingly, the actress will have to spend one night in jail (in which she plans to make a lesbian jail house porn film) and has to serve three years probation with community service and a drug ... More About: House , Lesbian , Make
Hillary Clinton?s Consciousness Eraser
2007-08-21 07:43:00 Bookmark to: More About: Hillary Clinton , Clinton , Consciousness , Hillary , Cons
The Fuhrer (oops, I mean the architect) has spoken
2007-08-21 00:08:00 CRAWFORD, Texas - Master GOP strategist Karl Rove won’t let up in his attacks on Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton, but the intriguing question is why. Is it a sign that Rove, who masterminded Bush’s two presidential victories, is worried about Clinton? Or a calculation that the GOP attacks will get Democrats to rally ... More About: Hillary Clinton , Election , Architect , Spoken
Nickelturd
2007-08-20 09:44:00 We give you the shittiest band from Canada… Bookmark to: More About: Nickel
No Shit: Iraq to break apart completely
2007-08-20 02:11:00 “Already today, the main priority is to prevent Iraq from breaking apart completely.” That is the sober conclusion of a new study released Wednesday in Berlin on the situation in Iraq, called “Iraq Between Federalism and Collapse.” The study argues that there is little hope of a centralized power in Iraq and that the country’s future depends on walking the fine line between decentralizing power and civil war. The report, written by terror and Middle East expert Guido Steinberg under the auspices of the German Institute for International and Security Affairs in Berlin, says that a far-reaching decentralization is the country’s only hope. And if it fails, the result could be devastating, including the possibility of full-scale civil war complete with foreign intervention. Wait, I thought that Iraq already has a near full-scale civil war with foreign intervention? Bookmark to: More About: Break , Shit , Brea
?So Ruddy went to a titty bar. So what??
2007-08-19 14:16:00 Kevin Rudd, the Labor Party candidate for Australia n Prime Minster has admitted that he is actually a man by admitting to going to a strip bar in New York City in 2003. In what appears to be dose of good old “shit I am going to lose the election, ” John Howard and the Liberals ... More About: Kevin Rudd , Went
Absolutely fucked: U.S. Military discrimates against bad genes
2007-08-19 03:43:00 While genetic discrimination is banned in most cases throughout the United States, it is alive and well in the U.S. military. For over 20 years now, the U.S. armed forces have held a policy that specifically denies disability benefits to servicemen and women with congenital or hereditary conditions (bad genes). Furthermore, this practice ... More About: Military , Disc , Absolute , Genes
Michael Vick to Plead Insanity
2007-08-19 03:25:00 ATLANTA — Still heavy into negotiations and deliberations, embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick continued on Saturday to mull his options in the dogfighting case he faces in federal court, and has still not completely ruled out the possibility of pleading insanity. Sources with knowledge within the Vick camp have suggested the the embattled quarterback should ... More About: Michael Vick , Insanity , Lead
We guess our satire of satire itself was not so apparent
2007-08-16 07:39:00 No offense but are you folks total dolts? That site is parody/satire, hell it is hosted by one of the Landover Baptist (well know satire and parody site) people, dear lord you couldn?t have actually thought that was for real? Do a tiny amount of research before you make total fools of yourselves. It even ... More About: Satire , Guess , Appa , Parent , Pare
No Shit: U.S. Army suicides highest in 26 years
2007-08-16 07:13:00 WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Army soldiers committed suicide last year at the highest rate in 26 years, and more than a quarter did so while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a new military report. The report, obtained by The Associated Press ahead of its scheduled release Thursday, found there were 99 confirmed suicides among ... More About: Shit , Years , Year , Ears
Baptists for Brownback on Myspace
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