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Turd on a Stick - Bark at the Turd
2007-09-03 02:35:00 An action figure is usually jointed, thus capable of various dynamic poses. A figurine, meanwhile, is typically frozen into a single pose. It might enjoy an exquisite level of detail, might be nice to look at for awhile. But in the end, it isn’t meant to be engaged with– it sits idly on the mantle, ... More About: Turd , Stick , Tick
Celestial Seasons Seagaltime
2007-08-31 07:31:00 Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea. Bookmark to: More About: Seasons , Seas
Hands on Shit: Michaelangelo Matos in the Turd Factory
2007-08-30 09:28:00 Turds are everywhere, and seldom more so than this year. A freaking Mormon, who likes to torture teens is set to run for the White House, and this week Australian Prime Minister John Howard declared that any planes who stray into downtown Sydney’s airspace during the APEC Summit will be shot down which ... More About: Factory , Turd , Hands , Shit , Hands On
David Vitter?s Refastenable Adult Diapers
2007-08-29 09:43:00 The only adult diapers with the U.S. Senate seal of approval. Bookmark to: More About: David , Adult , Diapers , David Vitter , Vitter
All fags go to hell, wait let me see your cock
2007-08-28 23:57:00 WASHINGTON ? U.S. Senator Larry Craig is a conservative Republican who has voted against gay marriage and opposes hate crimes legislation that would extend special protections to gay and lesbian crime victims. However, he was busted for lewd conduct in a men?s toilet at the Minneapolis airport. Craig has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges and his ... More About: Christian Right , Hell , Cock
Turd and Sebastian
2007-08-28 08:12:00 We give those sensitive indie rockers from Glasgow… Bookmark to: More About: Turd , Sebastian
Bush vows to continue promoting fascism
2007-08-26 13:34:00 KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said: The ideals and interests that led ... More About: Promoting , Fascism , Vows , Romo
Mitt Romeny Teen Torture Nipple Clamps now available in all Walmart stores
2007-08-25 07:34:00 Supplies are limited. Purchase your set today and keep those pesky kids from asking questions. Bookmark to: More About: Republican , Mitt Romney , Election , Torture , Stores
Barry Bonds handed big steaming turd
2007-08-25 04:21:00 SAN FRANCISCO — Barry Bonds basked in hometown adulation Friday during a celebration where he received a steaming big turd from TOAS and heard every mention of the steroid controversy that dogged him on the way to the career home run record. Bonds was joined on a stage at Justin Herman Plaza by family, teammates, politicians ... More About: Turd , Ming
Lohan gets her wish to make lesbian jail house porn
2007-08-25 00:51:00 LOS ANGELES - Actress Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to drunk driving charges in a plea bargain with authorities. Accordingly, the actress will have to spend one night in jail (in which she plans to make a lesbian jail house porn film) and has to serve three years probation with community service and a drug ... More About: House , Lesbian , Make
Hillary Clinton?s Consciousness Eraser
2007-08-21 07:43:00 Bookmark to: More About: Hillary Clinton , Clinton , Consciousness , Hillary , Cons
The Fuhrer (oops, I mean the architect) has spoken
2007-08-21 00:08:00 CRAWFORD, Texas - Master GOP strategist Karl Rove won’t let up in his attacks on Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton, but the intriguing question is why. Is it a sign that Rove, who masterminded Bush’s two presidential victories, is worried about Clinton? Or a calculation that the GOP attacks will get Democrats to rally ... More About: Hillary Clinton , Election , Architect , Spoken
Nickelturd
2007-08-20 09:44:00 We give you the shittiest band from Canada… Bookmark to: More About: Nickel
No Shit: Iraq to break apart completely
2007-08-20 02:11:00 “Already today, the main priority is to prevent Iraq from breaking apart completely.” That is the sober conclusion of a new study released Wednesday in Berlin on the situation in Iraq, called “Iraq Between Federalism and Collapse.” The study argues that there is little hope of a centralized power in Iraq and that the country’s future depends on walking the fine line between decentralizing power and civil war. The report, written by terror and Middle East expert Guido Steinberg under the auspices of the German Institute for International and Security Affairs in Berlin, says that a far-reaching decentralization is the country’s only hope. And if it fails, the result could be devastating, including the possibility of full-scale civil war complete with foreign intervention. Wait, I thought that Iraq already has a near full-scale civil war with foreign intervention? Bookmark to: More About: Break , Shit , Brea
?So Ruddy went to a titty bar. So what??
2007-08-19 14:16:00 Kevin Rudd, the Labor Party candidate for Australia n Prime Minster has admitted that he is actually a man by admitting to going to a strip bar in New York City in 2003. In what appears to be dose of good old “shit I am going to lose the election, ” John Howard and the Liberals ... More About: Kevin Rudd , Went
Absolutely fucked: U.S. Military discrimates against bad genes
2007-08-19 03:43:00 While genetic discrimination is banned in most cases throughout the United States, it is alive and well in the U.S. military. For over 20 years now, the U.S. armed forces have held a policy that specifically denies disability benefits to servicemen and women with congenital or hereditary conditions (bad genes). Furthermore, this practice ... More About: Military , Disc , Absolute , Genes
Michael Vick to Plead Insanity
2007-08-19 03:25:00 ATLANTA — Still heavy into negotiations and deliberations, embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick continued on Saturday to mull his options in the dogfighting case he faces in federal court, and has still not completely ruled out the possibility of pleading insanity. Sources with knowledge within the Vick camp have suggested the the embattled quarterback should ... More About: Michael Vick , Insanity , Lead
We guess our satire of satire itself was not so apparent
2007-08-16 07:39:00 No offense but are you folks total dolts? That site is parody/satire, hell it is hosted by one of the Landover Baptist (well know satire and parody site) people, dear lord you couldn?t have actually thought that was for real? Do a tiny amount of research before you make total fools of yourselves. It even ... More About: Satire , Guess , Appa , Parent , Pare
No Shit: U.S. Army suicides highest in 26 years
2007-08-16 07:13:00 WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Army soldiers committed suicide last year at the highest rate in 26 years, and more than a quarter did so while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a new military report. The report, obtained by The Associated Press ahead of its scheduled release Thursday, found there were 99 confirmed suicides among ... More About: Shit , Years , Year , Ears
Baptists for Brownback on Myspace
2007-08-15 09:31:00 Our pals at Baptists for Brownback have a new groovy Myspace page. Show your support for Christian Family Values and befriend them! Bookmark to:
Rihanna admits that she really is an avatar.
2007-08-15 08:09:00 Rihanna has finally admitted that she is in fact a computer avatar, which was created by a horny teenager as his identity photo for a message board on realgm.com. Bookmark to: More About: Rihanna , Avatar , Hanna , Ally
Tim Hardaway identified as recipient as Bob Allen?s blow job
2007-08-14 11:01:00 ORLANDO, FL - “The pretty stocky black guy,” who Bob Allen gave a blow job and $20 to, has been identified. Police in Titusville, Florida have confirmed that former NBA star Tim Hardaway was the recipient of Allen’s blow job. When reached for a comment Hardaway again reiterated: You know, I hate gay people, so I ... More About: Blow Job , Reci
Satan incarnated finally to leave the White House
2007-08-14 08:07:00 WASHINGTON - Karl Rove, Satan himself, the political mastermind behind US President George W. Dumbass’ races for the White House , who also served as a chief adviser to President Dumbass in his pure destruction of America’s international reputation over the past 6 1/2 years, has announced his resignation Monday, ending a partnership stretching back more ... More About: White House , Leave
Bob Seger Silver Bullets
2007-08-14 02:43:00 Used and endorsed by rock legend Bob Seger Bookmark to: More About: Silver , Bullets , Silver Bullet
Romney gets off torturing teens
2007-08-13 10:05:00 When Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney said he?d support doubling the size of the prison at Guantanamo Bay, he was trying to show voters that he?d be tough on terror and on those meddling teenagers. Two of his top fundraisers, however, have long supported using tactics that have been likened to torture for troubled teenagers. As ... More About: Bush , Teens , Election
Christian Family Values in action: church cancels gay veterans memorial ser
2007-08-12 08:18:00 ARLINGTON, TX - High Point Church canceled a US Navy veteran’s memorial service 24 hours before it was to start because the deceased was gay. Officials at the church knew that Cecil Howard Sinclair was gay when they offered to host his service, said his sister, Kathleen Wright. But after his obituary listed his life partner ... More About: Christian , Family , Action , Christian Right
Thank You Mircoshit
2007-08-11 11:54:00 We would like to take this time to thank any visitor who visits our page using Microsoft Internet Explorer . In an attempt to get Turd on a Stick more Internet Explorer compliant, we have been under going an overall and maintenance of our layout, in order to give the same turdy appearance to both our Firefox ... More About: Turds , Mirc , Hank
US Senate and House of Representives to give free blow jobs to large black
2007-08-11 05:47:00 Florida State Rep. Bob Allen has proposed new legislation that would require all US congressmen and US Senators to give blow jobs to rather large and stocky black men. In a recent police interview Mr. Allen said: This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,…[I] ... More About: House , Jobs , Free , Black , Senate
Amercian pitcher becomes the first pitcher busted using giraffe shit
2007-08-11 04:06:00 TOKYO (AP) — A former Triple-A pitcher from California has become the first player in Japanese baseball history to flunk a drug test. Rick Guttormson, who played in the San Diego and Seattle minor league systems, was suspended for 20 days Friday after testing positive for a banned substance. His team, the Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks, ... More About: Shit , Busted , Gira , Pitcher , Merc
Thank You Micro-SHAFT
More articles from this author:2007-08-07 15:58:00 This maintenance brought to you by Micro soft Explorer - only 3-4 years behind Firefox. Thankyou Microshaft for being just good enough that most people don’t bother doing anything about it. Bookmark to: More About: Hank 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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