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A True Hero: John Perkins
2009-10-03 10:55:00 What else can you say. John Perkins is an amazing person who has blown the proverbial lid of the American Empire and how it operates. Here is talking about it from a lecture a couple years ago in Berkeley, California. More About: True , Hero
Turd of the Month: Benjamin Netanyahu
2009-10-02 12:31:00 NEW YORK – In his melodramatic speech to the United Nations General Assembly in New York, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu proved he is one giant steaming turd. In the speech, Mr. Netanyahu said Iran poses a threat to the peace of the world and that it is incumbent on the world body to ... More About: Israel , Turds , Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , Turd
Teach Academic English in Kabul!
2009-09-30 13:21:00 Are you an Academic English teacher eager and willing to manage English Language Programs in Kabul, Afghanistan ? Are you willing to help establish and keep American lackies in positions of power? If so, do we have a job for you! Faster than you can say, “holy shit that’s an I.E.D,” we’ll have you in the classroom ... More About: Turds
Obama: ?I have a nuclear plant in my ass.?
2009-09-29 12:23:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — US President Barrak Obama and his allies raced Friday to use their revelation of a secret Iran ian nuclear enrichment plant as long-sought leverage against Tehran, demanding that the country allow highly intrusive international inspections and propelling the confrontation with Tehran to a new and volatile pitch. In a week of high drama at ... More About: Nuclear , Intelligence , Turds
iPod touch sniper
2009-09-26 02:48:00 Need to take out an incorruptible leader in a developing nation who is standing in your way to the country’s resources and the billions of dollars to be made off future IMF and World Bank developmental loans? Boy, do we have the product for you: the iPod touch sniper! Complete with ballistics software and the latest headhunting ... More About: Ipod , Loans , Turds , Touch
Ahmadinejad is so crazy
2009-09-25 07:39:00 Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is so crazy. Imagine this a world leader who calls out the global corptoratocracy and the whacky Zionists who rule Israel and lobby the crazy Christians in America to support their brutal regime. More About: Turds , Crazy
Boris Yeltsin found drunk in his underwear
2009-09-24 12:09:00 Even from the grave Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin has proven again that he is the coolest world leader. During a visit to Washington D.C. in 1995, Mr Yeltsin was found standing outside the White House in his underwear trying to hail a taxi, so he could go buy a pizza. In a slurred speech ... More About: Drunk , Underwear
75% of Arkansas high school students believe Jesus rode a Brontosaurus
2009-09-23 08:06:00 LITTLE ROCK, AR — Researchers at the University of Arkansas, Fayetteville have recently discovered that that 75% of all Arkansas high school students believe that Jesus and his apostles travelled the Israeli hillside on the backs of brontosauruses. The study, which was carried out over a two year period, used questionnaires to determine the religious ... More About: Students , School , High School , High
Obama Black Face
2009-09-22 10:28:00 Are you a white wannabe neocon afraid of losing voters, or a tool controlled by the Federal Reserve ? If so, do we have the answer for you! Obama Black Face ! Call 1-800-BOMB-SWAT now! Supply is limited. Purchase your Obama Black face today and keep the African-American population and the guilty feeling white American population hoodwinked for another 3 ... More About: Turds
Obama Black Face
2009-09-22 10:28:00 Are you a white wannabe neocon afraid of losing voters, or a tool controlled by the Federal Reserve ? If so, do we have the answer for you! Obama Black Face ! Call 1-800-BOMB-SWAT now! Supply is limited. Purchase your Obama Black face today and keep the African-American population and the guilty feeling white American population hoodwinked for another 3 ... More About: Turds
Seven former CIA heads are better than one
2009-09-21 03:16:00 Amidst accusations that the CIA brutalized, tortured and mistreated terror suspects in its custody, count them, seven former CIA chiefs have come out to try and stop US Attorney General Eric Holder’s attempt to probe these accusations. Former CIA head, William Webster who served from 1987 to 1991, stated, “do you know who you are fucking ... More About: Turds , Fucking , Kissinger
Seven former CIA heads are better than one
2009-09-21 03:16:00 Amidst accusations that the CIA brutalized, tortured and mistreated terror suspects in its custody, count them, seven former CIA chiefs have come out to try and stop US Attorney General Eric Holder’s attempt to probe these accusations. Former CIA head, William Webster who served from 1987 to 1991, stated, “do you know who you are fucking ... More About: Turds , Fucking , Heads , Kissinger
Back by popular demand?
2009-09-20 15:12:00 The Dancing Midget getting his groove on to Tupac. More About: Popular , Back
Obama calls himself a jackass
2009-09-19 13:04:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — After a lunch time public address today at the White House Press Room, President Obama fielded several questions ranging from his proposed health care plan, the war on drugs and the war on terror. When asked directly about America’s foreign policy and its dependency on oil, President Obama had no comment. However, ... More About: Vietnam , Pakistan , Calls , Jackass
Be Careful of Buzz Aldrin
2009-08-29 04:23:00 Be careful when a U.S. astronaut gives you a moon rock. It may be just petrified wood or it may contain the H1N1 (Swine Flu). In what would seem an isolated case, former Dutch Prime Minister Willem Drees received a piece of petrified wood instead of a moon rock from Buzz Aldrin. Then some 45 ... More About: Careful , Buzz Aldrin
Dr. Death: Henry Kissinger
2009-08-27 13:20:00 By popular demand, we give you America’s favorite Nazi: Henry Kissinger . Now, we can only hope that this fucker gets tried for war crimes! More About: Turds , Death
Millions of African Americans cannot recognize an Uncle Tom
2009-03-01 00:26:00 WASHINGTON D.C. — It apparently seems that millions of African Americans cannot recognize an actual Uncle Tom when they see one. After many years of falsely accusing sports stars and celebrities who actually give back to the African American community, black Americans have been hood-winked by sleek talking elitist who is controlled by the international ... More About: Will Smith , Celebrities , New World Order , Millions
Hey ladies, free oral sex!
2009-01-18 05:35:00 For all you ladies out there who are just not satisfied, we here at TOAS are offering free oral sex provided by non other than George Kistner, a man whose favorite things is to give women head. If you don’t believe us check out George’s own words: I am a man whose favorite thing to do ... More About: Free , Turds , Signs , Pride , Ladies
Muntadar al-Zaidi, 2008 Man of the Year
2008-12-15 06:13:00 We here at Turd on a Stick are jealous of Muntadar al-Zaidi. Our only wish is that he could have connected with one of those shoes. Kudos! More About: Bush , Iraq , Turds , Man of the Year , Year
McCain?s You Tube Problem
2008-10-29 05:35:00 In case you’re still undecided here’s a handful of examples of McCain straight talk. Poor old guy just isn’t ready for a world with You Tube . He might not sound “just like Hitler,” but he just can’t help contradicitng himself while speaking to an audience! More About: Election , Problem
Huckabee spotted on hotchickswithdouchebags.com
2008-02-12 06:49:00 LOS ANGELES — Mike Huckabee has a secret life that he is not telling his followers. The Christian fascist was spotted at a trendy LA night club shirtless, with a tie and two “Christian soldiers” on his arms. As reported on hotchickswithdouchebags.com: Shirtlessness. It’s what’s for douchebags. More About: Election
Carlos Turdtana
2008-02-10 03:37:00 While George Harrison had a guitar that gently weeps, Carlos Santana’s guitar is so dry that it drips sand.
The turd of the U.S. Government
2008-02-05 08:04:00 Without question… More About: Bush , Government , Turd
Man loses boxing match to 12 pack of beer
2008-02-02 13:33:00 In honor of idiocy, we give you this gem! More About: Boxing , Beer , Match , Pack
Morrissey is not gay!
2008-01-28 03:27:00 With legions of female fans, sensitive male fans who can recite all the lyrics to every Smiths’ song, perfectly styled hair (the likes of which we haven’t seen since Roger Moore’s cheesey James Bond days), and properly ironed and pressed clothing, Morrissey is a shinning beacon of heterosexuality. Andrew Winters, a lifelong Morrissey fan and Morrissey’s ...
Bill O?Turdly under fire
2008-01-24 04:40:00 It seems that there has been a lot of activity on the web defaming one Mr. Bill O ’Turdly and his oh-so-scientific methods and his report on current ground breaking research in male baldness. More About: Fire
Britney Spears, the new Anna Nicole
2008-01-06 12:58:00 As we all know Britney Spears was hospitalized late last week, after the pop star locked herself in a room with one of her children at her L.A. home and refused to hand him over to her ex-husband Kevin Federline. But, what the public doesn’t know is what the former pop queen told police officers when ... More About: Anna Nicole , Anna
The 2008 Nick Nolte look alike contest winner
2008-01-04 07:48:00 TUSCON, Arizona - Giving new meaning to an ex-girlfriend with an axe to grind, Kumari Fullbright, who won the 2008 first annual Nick Nolte look alike contest, has been accused of holding and torturing her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend in early December with the help of three other men, including another man she had previously dated. The law ... More About: Contest , Winner , Nick Nolte
Huckabee vows to force intelligent design upon America
2008-01-04 07:37:00 DES MOINES, IOWA - Hot on the heels of his victory in the Iowa Caucus, Mike Huckabee has declared “a new day is needed in America n politics, just like a new day is needed in American government.” He continued by telling supporters: It starts here, but it doesn’t end here. It goes all the way through ... More About: Intelligent Design , Design , Republican
No love for Satan?
More articles from this author:2007-12-29 05:17:00 It has come to the attention of Turd on a Stick that no sports stars are giving thanks to the dark under lord Satan . After almost every goal or touchdown, it seems that modern sports stars give thanks and praise to God by either kissing a cross pendant on their necklaces or they kneel down ... More About: Sports , Jesus , Love 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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